WOO WOO WOO! Welcome to my first blog since being drafted back to ECW. I have decided that I'm going to try to make my blogs more like Q&A sessions. If you have any questions for The Man (me), just send me a message and I'll answer the best questions each week. I'll kick things off by answering the questions that people have been asking me on a daily basis.

WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?

Once I was drafted to ECW, I knew that I needed a fresh look. All of my boys from Long Island have the same haircut that I do now. The ladies love my new haircut. You want proof of that? The week I cut my hair, I had over 3,000 friend requests on facebook. I only accepted the hot chicks. 

HOW DO YOU GET SO TAN?

Tanning is one of my hobbies. I want to be the tannest guy in any club that I go to. My tanning routine is easy to follow. I spend my mornings at the beach. Long Island beaches are great for picking up ladies. I just flex a little bit and they attack me like seagulls attacking your lunch. Then I drive right to the tanning salon. I listen to some BSB or NKOTB to pass the time. If I feel that I'm not tan enough, I'll lay in my pool for another hour or so.

WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO YOUR AMAZING ENTRANCE MUSIC?

Do I not have the best entrance music ever? I LOVE IT! I'm not going to type out all of the lyrics. Find out for yourself by clicking here... http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/entrancevideo/2009/june15-21/10553708

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO PICK UP A GIRL IN A CLUB?

I just stand there and they approach me. You'll never see Zack Ryder go up to a girl. I'm like anti-perspirant deodorant. I don't sweat...chicks. Girls are always coming up to me and giving me their numbers. Most of the time I pretend to put them in my phone just to seem nice. 90% of the ladies on this planet are NHE for Zack Ryder. NHE = NOT HOT ENOUGH!

WHAT DOES WOO WOO WOO MEAN?

Wouldn't YOU like to KNOW...IT?

What is up? It's me, Zack Ryder...ya know...The Woo Wooo Woooo Guy. Hawkins and I may not be dominating your television screens, but we ARE dominating your computer screens! After appearing and stealing the show on the Dirt Sheet a few times, Scotty Goldman asked for the Long Island Express to spice up his new show a few times too. Speaking of his new show, here's the link to the newest episode of What's Crackin' that features H&R...

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/goodasgoldman/2009/february8-14/9350960

That's it. This blog has been Zack Tested, Ryder Approved. YOU KNOW IT!

What's up WWE Universe? It's me...The Woo Wooo Woooo Guy...Zack Ryder! You KNOW It!!!

I haven't blogged on here in a little over a month. Why? Because I've been so busy lately...SIKE! Here are a few things I've done since I last blogged...

I tried playing that Rock Band video game. I am horrible at the drums. I am even worse at the guitar. HOWEVER, I am amazing at singing with the microphone! I started dominating that game and realized I needed to move on. I did some research and found out there is an American Idol video game. I immediately picked it up. And of course, I dominated that game too! Who knows, maybe WWE will produce a Zack Ryder album in the near future. Actually, I highly doubt that.

I went to Outback and few days ago with a couple of friends. Right after we order, one of the waiters comes over and tells me that somebody sent me over some drinks. He also delivers me a note. And what does the note say? You guessed it, it said "WOO WOO WOO"! I kid you not. This Woo Wooo Woooo stuff has the potential to take over the world. I only have gotten a chance to say it on the Dirt Sheet. Imagine if I get a chance to say it on TV?

Anyway, I'll close this blog with a few things that are ZACK TESTED, RYDER APPROVED...

-LOST (My favorite TV show. Some say I resemble Sawyer.)

-What's Crackin' With Scotty Goldman (My main man Scotty Goldman has got his own show on WWE.com! You all must check it out! Here is the link... http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/wwecomvideooriginals/2009/january8-14/9139886)

-TOT (What myself and my buddies from home call ourselves. I figured I'd give them a shout out. A WOO WOO WEE WEE WOOO!)

-Crest Whitestrips (I'm in the process of using these but now my teeth are killing me! I can't drink anything cold but I have white teeth! I consider that a fair trade.)

That's it for this week. Remember...I'm Zack Ryder. You KNOW It!

WOO WOOO WOOOO!

This is Zack Ryder, one half of the YOUNGEST WWE Tag Team Champions of all time. Did anybody else notice the Woo Wooo Wooo sign during my match this past Friday night? I certainly did. If you have been hiding under a rock and have no idea what exactly "Woo Wooo Wooo!" is all about, watch the 11/7 and 11/28 editions of The Dirt Sheet on WWE.com. You KNOW It!

Please, do all of your loved ones a favor, and buy them their very own Zack Ryder action figure for the holidays...available on WWESHOP.com and wherever WWE action figures are sold.

This blog has been Zack tested...Ryder approved! Woo Wooo Woooo! You KNOW It!