YO (INSERT HOT GIRL'S NAME)...I DID IT!

I defeated 9 other Superstars to become the NNNEEEWWW # 1 Contender for the ECW Championship. You KNOW It!

Dreamer...Goldust...Benjamin...Kozlov...you name 'em, I beat 'em!

Now I will go one on one with Captain Charisma. I'll admit, Christian may be THE Champ. But I am THE Man. A member of the Zack Pack sent me a photoshopped picture of me with the championship around my waist. I'll tell ya what...the title looked BEAUTIFUL on me. It's just a matter of time before Mr. Woo Woo Woo is not only THE Man, but THE Champ!

Z009 is the year of Zack Ryder. I promise you that! Oops...gotta go. My hot date just showed up. I'm dead serious. Haha. WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!!!

It's me...you know...Zack Ryder. I'm constantly being asked about my killer sense of style. I don't wanna bore you with any fashion lingo, so I'll make this quick. I'll give you some much needed advice on how to dress at the club. You can thank me later. 

If you want to be taken seriously at any club, you have to dress to impress. Please, no stupid looking "trendy" t-shirts. If you wasted your money on any Affliction or Ed Hardy, cut your losses, and throw them in the trash. Invest in a few long leave button down shirts. I usually pop my collar and leave it unbuttoned, but I don't recommend that for those who aren't tan and Zacked like myself. Sneakers are ok to wear when getting your swell on at the gym. However, they are not acceptable for the club. Buy some black dress shoes or boots. Ladies love a guy with nice kicks. Any member of the Zack Pack needs to rock the shades. Me? I prefer Prada. If that's out of your price range, buy some bootlegs at the mall. It'll be dark in the club...those dumb broads won't know the difference. You're not goin' to turn any heads unless you've got a headband on. I'd say go to WWEShop.com and buy a Woo Woo Woo one, but they're not available yet. Unreal right? So in the mean time, go to any sporting good store and get one that matches your hot outfit. And don't even bother leaving your house if you've got a stupid fohawk. What are you, The Miz? Do you secretly want to shop at Hot Topic? Enough! Either spike your hair to the ceiling or stay home!

Was that simple enough for you? If you actually wanna get girls' digits, you'll follow my advice. It's Zack tested, Ryder approved. Oh yeah, follow THE MAN on twitter. http://twitter.com/zackryder Woo Woo Woo. You know it!

Woo Woo Woo. It's me...Zack Ryder. Did everybody see my match with Christian last week on ECW? If you didn't, you NEED to. I showed the WWE Universe that there is a lot more to Zack Ryder than hot chicks and hair gel. Hopefully, Miss Tiff realized this too and gives me another shot at Captain Charisma. Let's just hope that the ECW Championship is on the line this time.

Last night's ECW was live from the Nassau Coliseum...which is on...LONG ISLAND! Just like I said last night, everybody knows that the only good thing to come out of Long Island is Zack Ryder! I loved seeing all the Woo Woo Woo signs....especially the ones my parents didn't bring.

It was a big deal for me to be on the show at the Nassau Coliseum. I've been a die-hard wrestling fan my entire life. I can't even count the number of times I've been at that building to see a wrestling show. I've been to live events, Raws, SmackDowns, Nitros, and Pay-Per-Views in that building. My dad claims that he took me there for WrestleMania 2. I wasn't even two years old then so I'm not sure I believe him. If you watch SummerSlam 2002, you can see me in the first few rows holding up a HBK STILL RULES sign during his comeback match against Triple H. I'm also wearing HBK's old zebra biker hat, zebra arm bands, and heart shaped sunglasses. Don't ask...

The Coliseum is also where I had my WWE try out in February 2006. The Major Brothers wrestled there in a dark match in October 2007. Let's not forget that myself and Curt Hawkins won the WWE Tag Team titles there at last year's Great American Bash.

I knew I was going to get cheered when I walked through the curtain last night. How did I know? Because I'm the man...duh. It's too bad Shelton Benjamin had to ruin my homecoming. Does he not realize that when he attacked me from behind that he almost ripped my expensive dress shirt? And who hits a man with glasses? C'MON! But it's cool...because what he did was pre-order an exclusive shipment of the Zack Attack.

I'm busy...gotta go make a protein shake. And I'm dead serious about that, I'm not just typing that to seem cool. Stalk...I mean follow me on twitter. http://twitter.com/ZackRyder You can add me on MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/zr1985 But MySpace is so 2005 and I barely even check it anymore. Don't even bother to find the real me on facebook, because I only accept hot chicks. And even if you are a hot chick, my girlfriend is hotter, so I won't accept your friend request. 

Well, that's it for this week. Woo Woo Woo. YOU KNOW IT!

P.S. Woo Woo Woo headbands are available now on WWEShop.com. Just kidding! But they should be! So you guys, the WWE Universe...e-mail, regular mail, I dunno...request these headbands!

Welcome to another Q & A w/ THE MAN. I'm in a rush...I've got a hot date tonight...so let's get this started.

I'VE BEEN DATING THIS GIRL FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS. I WAS INTRODUCED TO A DIFFERENT GIRL LAST WEEKEND AND I CAN'T GET HER OUT OF MY MIND. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 

Is this new girl better looking than your old girl? If so, there is only one thing to do...UPGRADE! Life is too short to waist time on girls who are NHE...not hot enough. Just drop the old one. Don't try to have them both. Don't play games because you'll always lose. I don't play games. Well, that's a lie. I play SmackDown vs. Raw 2009...I'm an unlockable character.

I HAVE A TERRIBLE MEMORY AND I HAVE LOST MY CALENDAR. WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Some may say that it is 2009. But in my opinion, it is Z009. (Z instead of 2...get it?) This is the year of Zack Ryder. I am the fastest rising Superstar in ECW. I wouldn't be surprised to have some gold...I mean silver...around my waist by the time Z010 comes around. You KNOW it!

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE NAME OF YOUR FINISHING MOVE?

The Zack Attack may be the most devastating finishing move since the Stone Cold Stunner. Nobody has ever been able to kick out of it. It is named after one of my favorite bands of all time...The Zack Attack. You may remember them for their hit song "Friends Forever." I listen to it on repeat on a daily basis.

That's it for this week. Keep those questions coming. Woo Woo Woo!

Woo Woo Woo. It's me...you know...Zack Ryder. Welcome to the first official Q & A with The Man. If you missed out on my last blog/Q & A, check it out here... http://fans.wwe.com/zackryder/blog/2009/06/17/ryder__the_man

Here we go...

I WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO LOOK AS JACKED AS YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR HIM? (Brenda - Beverly Hills, CA)

The gym is like my second home. But unlike most meat heads, I don't spend hours in there. I don't need to. I don't care about lifting heavy weights. I don't even care about how strong I am. I care about how good I look! I'm all about super sets, giant sets, drop sets...wait...I'm not going to bore you with all this bodybuilding lingo. I hate to burst your bubble, but your boyfriend will never look as good as me. That's not me being cocky. That's me being honest. 

MY FRIENDS AND I ALWAYS PRE-GAME BEFORE HITTING THE CLUBS. WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DO TO PRE-GAME? (Anthony - New Orleans, LA)

Is pre-game the term for drinking BEFORE you go out? If so, I don't do that. I don't need to. Pre-gaming is for people who are too cheap to spend money at clubs. Go get a job Anthony. The only drinking games that I get involved in are Muscle Milk chugging contests.

WHAT DOES THE "LI" YOU MAKE WITH YOUR HANDS MEAN? (Michael - Buffalo, NY)

I thought it was pretty obvious that when I throw up the LI, it stands for Long Island. As I told Tyler Reks on ECW, Long Island has the best beaches. Long Island also has the best clubs. Come to think of it, Long Island has the best women. Long Island has the best iced tea too. Long Island has...well...it has Zack Ryder.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH. CAN YOU PLEASE CALL ME? (Kristen - Long Island, NY)

Are you serious?! I press 7 on all your voice mails! I defriended you from my facebook! Now you're stalking me on my WWE Universe page?! Listen woman, too little too late. You had your chance. How does that saying go? Don't show up when I blow up? Well, in this case, don't show up when I blow OUT!!!

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That's it for this week. Keep those questions coming. This Q & A session has been Zack Tested, Ryder Approved. Woo Woo Woo. You Know It!