YO (INSERT HOT GIRL'S NAME)...I DID IT!
I defeated 9 other Superstars to become the NNNEEEWWW # 1 Contender for the ECW Championship. You KNOW It!
Dreamer...Goldust...Benjamin...Kozlov...you name 'em, I beat 'em!
Now I will go one on one with Captain Charisma. I'll admit, Christian may be THE Champ. But I am THE Man. A member of the Zack Pack sent me a photoshopped picture of me with the championship around my waist. I'll tell ya what...the title looked BEAUTIFUL on me. It's just a matter of time before Mr. Woo Woo Woo is not only THE Man, but THE Champ!
Z009 is the year of Zack Ryder. I promise you that! Oops...gotta go. My hot date just showed up. I'm dead serious. Haha. WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!!!



Woo X3, you know it! Can't wait to see you topple Captain Charisma and bring the ECW silver back to the L.I.!
NJMFan107:39 PM EST