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    ADVICE ON HOW TO DRESS AT THE CLUB

    Thursday, September 3, 2009, 05:53 PM EST [General]

    It's me...you know...Zack Ryder. I'm constantly being asked about my killer sense of style. I don't wanna bore you with any fashion lingo, so I'll make this quick. I'll give you some much needed advice on how to dress at the club. You can thank me later. 

    If you want to be taken seriously at any club, you have to dress to impress. Please, no stupid looking "trendy" t-shirts. If you wasted your money on any Affliction or Ed Hardy, cut your losses, and throw them in the trash. Invest in a few long leave button down shirts. I usually pop my collar and leave it unbuttoned, but I don't recommend that for those who aren't tan and Zacked like myself. Sneakers are ok to wear when getting your swell on at the gym. However, they are not acceptable for the club. Buy some black dress shoes or boots. Ladies love a guy with nice kicks. Any member of the Zack Pack needs to rock the shades. Me? I prefer Prada. If that's out of your price range, buy some bootlegs at the mall. It'll be dark in the club...those dumb broads won't know the difference. You're not goin' to turn any heads unless you've got a headband on. I'd say go to WWEShop.com and buy a Woo Woo Woo one, but they're not available yet. Unreal right? So in the mean time, go to any sporting good store and get one that matches your hot outfit. And don't even bother leaving your house if you've got a stupid fohawk. What are you, The Miz? Do you secretly want to shop at Hot Topic? Enough! Either spike your hair to the ceiling or stay home!

    Was that simple enough for you? If you actually wanna get girls' digits, you'll follow my advice. It's Zack tested, Ryder approved. Oh yeah, follow THE MAN on twitter. http://twitter.com/zackryder Woo Woo Woo. You know it!

     

     

     

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    Sorry but i have to stop you there...any guy who wears Affliction or Ed Hardy gets my attention immediatly anyway..I LOVE THAT BRAND, it looks distinct and eye catching, another collar shirt isnt really. Woo woo woo I know it!

    ÄurBurn*ฬнιѕρ...
    September 03, 2009
    06:03 PM EST

    haha everything you write makes me laugh
    your the best
    keep blogging
    woo x 3

    wwe's Future :)
    September 03, 2009
    06:11 PM EST

    Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts are what my friends and I call "douchebag couture." Whenever we go to Las Vegas we play sort of a "slug bug" style game where we keep track of how many random intricate facial hair pattern-having douchebags we see at the casinos, clubs, etc. wearing these atrocious shirts. I think on our last trip the score was Ed Hardy - 21, Affliction - 5.

    Speaking of, I actually saw a guy at the gym last week working out and getting all sweaty in an Ed Hardy shirt. I wanted to hit him in the nards with my barbell. Who works out in a $100 shirt, honestly? To make matters worse, he was also one of those annoying gym grunters, you know, the ones who lift the heaviest weights they can whilst carrying on as if they are giving birth to a brown baby boy right there in the weight area, but instead of dropping a toilet cobra, they drop their weights...LOUDLY...on the gym floor. They should be euthanized...or at least have their gym membership revoked.

    SoCalFatGothChick
    September 03, 2009
    06:16 PM EST

    You see becuase we dont have ANY christian audigier stores here in the UK i hardly see anybody wearing them..thats why its so eye-catching to me, i still love their clothes though, the designs are amazing but i imagine in the US the brand has been kind of 'taken over' by a certain type of people and unfortunatly it then becomes associated with them. It happens here too, just we have annoying chavs that are now associated with respective brands like Gio-Goi & G-star.

    ÄurBurn*ฬнιѕρ...
    September 03, 2009
    06:23 PM EST

    Makes total sense. It isn't run into the ground over there like it is here, so of course you're going to appreciate it more than those that live here. Hehe :-) BTW I just checked out Gio-Goi. Bloody hell that hoodie dress is vom-tastic....*hrrrph!*

    SoCalFatGothChick
    September 03, 2009
    06:32 PM EST
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