Woo Woo Woo. It's me...Zack Ryder. Did everybody see my match with Christian last week on ECW? If you didn't, you NEED to. I showed the WWE Universe that there is a lot more to Zack Ryder than hot chicks and hair gel. Hopefully, Miss Tiff realized this too and gives me another shot at Captain Charisma. Let's just hope that the ECW Championship is on the line this time.

Last night's ECW was live from the Nassau Coliseum...which is on...LONG ISLAND! Just like I said last night, everybody knows that the only good thing to come out of Long Island is Zack Ryder! I loved seeing all the Woo Woo Woo signs....especially the ones my parents didn't bring.

It was a big deal for me to be on the show at the Nassau Coliseum. I've been a die-hard wrestling fan my entire life. I can't even count the number of times I've been at that building to see a wrestling show. I've been to live events, Raws, SmackDowns, Nitros, and Pay-Per-Views in that building. My dad claims that he took me there for WrestleMania 2. I wasn't even two years old then so I'm not sure I believe him. If you watch SummerSlam 2002, you can see me in the first few rows holding up a HBK STILL RULES sign during his comeback match against Triple H. I'm also wearing HBK's old zebra biker hat, zebra arm bands, and heart shaped sunglasses. Don't ask...

The Coliseum is also where I had my WWE try out in February 2006. The Major Brothers wrestled there in a dark match in October 2007. Let's not forget that myself and Curt Hawkins won the WWE Tag Team titles there at last year's Great American Bash.

I knew I was going to get cheered when I walked through the curtain last night. How did I know? Because I'm the man...duh. It's too bad Shelton Benjamin had to ruin my homecoming. Does he not realize that when he attacked me from behind that he almost ripped my expensive dress shirt? And who hits a man with glasses? C'MON! But it's cool...because what he did was pre-order an exclusive shipment of the Zack Attack.

I'm busy...gotta go make a protein shake. And I'm dead serious about that, I'm not just typing that to seem cool. Stalk...I mean follow me on twitter. http://twitter.com/ZackRyder You can add me on MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/zr1985 But MySpace is so 2005 and I barely even check it anymore. Don't even bother to find the real me on facebook, because I only accept hot chicks. And even if you are a hot chick, my girlfriend is hotter, so I won't accept your friend request. 

Well, that's it for this week. Woo Woo Woo. YOU KNOW IT!

P.S. Woo Woo Woo headbands are available now on WWEShop.com. Just kidding! But they should be! So you guys, the WWE Universe...e-mail, regular mail, I dunno...request these headbands!