Welcome to another Q & A w/ THE MAN. I'm in a rush...I've got a hot date tonight...so let's get this started.

I'VE BEEN DATING THIS GIRL FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS. I WAS INTRODUCED TO A DIFFERENT GIRL LAST WEEKEND AND I CAN'T GET HER OUT OF MY MIND. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 

Is this new girl better looking than your old girl? If so, there is only one thing to do...UPGRADE! Life is too short to waist time on girls who are NHE...not hot enough. Just drop the old one. Don't try to have them both. Don't play games because you'll always lose. I don't play games. Well, that's a lie. I play SmackDown vs. Raw 2009...I'm an unlockable character.

I HAVE A TERRIBLE MEMORY AND I HAVE LOST MY CALENDAR. WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Some may say that it is 2009. But in my opinion, it is Z009. (Z instead of 2...get it?) This is the year of Zack Ryder. I am the fastest rising Superstar in ECW. I wouldn't be surprised to have some gold...I mean silver...around my waist by the time Z010 comes around. You KNOW it!

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE NAME OF YOUR FINISHING MOVE?

The Zack Attack may be the most devastating finishing move since the Stone Cold Stunner. Nobody has ever been able to kick out of it. It is named after one of my favorite bands of all time...The Zack Attack. You may remember them for their hit song "Friends Forever." I listen to it on repeat on a daily basis.

That's it for this week. Keep those questions coming. Woo Woo Woo!