Sorry, I took a long time to get this blog up. Hopefully the content will make up for it.

Edition 3: Layin' The Smackdown

Pushes

Kane

I wish they would just get this feud with Rey Mysterio over with, and give him a goddamn World Title shot. This is the bad part about having heel champions (BTW, Raw has ALL Heel Champions)- you can't have other heels challenge for the titles. I wish they wouldn't have turned him heel- I like him better as a lovable Monster. Anyways, ethier way, they need to give him a World Title Shot, or turn him face and have him destroy Santino in eight seconds and win the IC Title. I don't think that would be bad- at all.

R-Truth

Are they going to give him the U.S. Title shot he deserves? Are they? Is anyone listening? Seriously, they bring him in like he's so awesome and is so badass that he immediatley becomes a U.S. Title contender. Even going so far as to having him interfere in Gold Standard matches- yet they don't give him the U.S. title shot? Does anybody understand here? I'd compare it to WCW's decision to turn Hulk Hogan heel, but I wouldn't want to insult WCW. I mean, come on, folks! It's so blatant! Ultimatum time: WWE- Give R-Truth a U.S. Title Shot (but not run, not run until February), or end this feud. Period.

Non-Pushes

Mike Adamle

Sorry. This is kind of off-topic, but "Adamle Originals," that's cornier than "Woooo!" (Which I love, but Nature Boys and Girls, it's really corny). I seriously wish they don't go "GMs decide the fate of the brand" on us, like they did on SD!, and give us a fair shot at everything- just like Theodore Long. Unless they have a reason (McMahon-Helmsley Faction), authority figures should be babyfaces. I have always, and will always, stand by this.

Michelle McFool, I mean McCool (God, that was hard)

The Divas Championship needs to be taken off her little, 4" waist. Seriously. I don't care who she drops it to, it could be Larry The Cable Guy for all I care- but she needs to drop it fast. She says she was a Softball player at FSU- FSU has a good Softball program, so she must have been a 3rd Base Coach. I don't know why they would let her play. She's way too tiny- if they're going to take Pin-Up Models and turn them into Wrestlers, I mean Divas (I hate that term- it's so derogatory to Mickie, Beth, Victoria, Lita, Natalya, Jillian, etc.), then they need to beef them up a little bit. It's gotta be realistic- I mean come on- her making (Guns, Guns) Natalya tap out- are you kidding me? God.

I know this is not a part of my blog, but what the **** is wrong with all these guys on the TNA thread posting "TNA is Fake!" Wait, The Undertaker isn't really dead? MVP doesn't really think he's better than everybody? Edge wasn't ever really married to Vickie? That's it- I'm done with WWE!

Seriously. Get a life, you WWE marks who don't have a clue.