As expected "the dolphster" disappointed none, scared several (at the gym), and turned down proposals of many!

NOT-ingham, was a great town (lie), with great smelling fans (bigger lie), andi really enjoyed seeing all the stores selling robin hood merch (even bigger lie, but where there's kids wasting money, there's usually a hot mom)!

an amazing match was witnessed by everyone(except one), and the show was stolen! unfortunately, when you look like i do, entertain like i do, and can easily punish someone who spends more time trimming his sideburns than actually wrestling, its kind of easy (no offense)

there was talk of a 5 year old mini hercules, but unfortunately, not all of him is jacked (unfortunately)!

show in cardiff, england today, and i am in the mood for a top rope maneuver, that would have rip rogers spinning in his grave (figuratively, spinning is phoney)

gotta run, very busy avoiding the plague

DZTNI.C!