CAN I HAVE A DIET COKE? 'SURE WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN THE CAN?' NO, I'LL HAVE IT RIGHT HERE!

after a nice tour of the city, which seemed like we would never get on the highway (look kids, big ben... parliament) the griswolds... i mean, the superstars of smackdown and ecw were on their way to cologne, germany! the ride was made enjoyable by yours truly and his protege (sorry, not big rob), the woo woo guy. during the trip, i could have sworn we passed the pyramidal tracks (the housing development outside of cairo)

tonights's show is an hour or so away from cologne, in dusseldorf! (which i think is german for no matter how shredded, handsome, and athletic dolph is; we still like prefer shiny things a.k.a john morrison's bedazzler) look kids... big ben, parliament....

as i write this, i am being distracted, as their are several mirrors in my extravagant hotel room (also one of the maids who feeds me (lo-carb dehydrated)grapes, not the one that fans me, or the one that just admires me from afar (told you my room was big), is painting me in a very natural position (mid autograph)

well off to the gym (im sure most of you dont even know a guy named jim)

p.s does anyone know how to say; 'brazilian wax, and hands off the merchandise?' (just kidding, i already know...im a genius (rosetta stone)

until then, HO HO HO, YOU KNOW IT.... JABRONI..... WAIT! I mean; i will singlehandedly raise the divorce rate in germany..... just by taking off my shirt (or saying my name) haha say my name....

D TO THE Z