"Here's the itinerary" "Cant we just play it by ear, like normal people?" .... "We're not normal people, we're the griswolds...I mean, the SUPERSTARS OF SMACKDOWN AND ECW!"

after some incredible filets (a couple thousand, no biggie...) yours truly, the natural, came within a(sun-kissed) hair of winning the intercontinental title! And if you missed seeing it live, it was a pay per view caliber match ('mania... main event, of course). I have to say, for a weasely, bedazzled, flat-ironed hair wearing, pretty boy, who by the way; cant jump as high as me or run as fast as me(and wears shades indoors), john morrison actually gave me a run for my money! (he never even said thank you for allowing him to be in the ring with me, he's lucky i was distracted by my own reflection in the shiny diamond shaved sasquatch that he wears to the ring). 

"Those bells havent rang in years!" "What does it mean?" "It means, they're going to kill someone!" (or john morrison actually had someone(emphasis on the 'one'), cheer for him (they must have thought he was david hasselhoff). 

Obviously the gloves are off! And since they are, i will wear tape on my fists ("no!.....HERE").

"The hills are aliiiiiive, with the soooooound of ZIGGLERRRR....."

Well, off to Nottingham, England tomorrow! Ahhhhh, maybe we can visit the Queen of England (if shes not busy queening .....and vacuuming!)

I am well on my way to becoming the greatest WWE SUPERSTAR OF ALL TIME (.....just ask me!)

"I cant believe you (the WWE UNIVERSE) cheer for this guy, I feel like i'm in the twilight zone....." (-D. Ziggler) (Tonight in the ring)