wednesday november 4th, 2009 FINALLY..... THE NATURAL HAS COME BACK..... oh wait, its my first time here in frankfurt, germany! i think homer simpson said it best, "haha frank-fort" besides the fans sitting on their hands all night, just waiting for their hero(yours truly) to emerge with the intercontinental title that he so justly deserves (among other things; a pat on the back, the keys to a brand new prius, and the most clips on the open of friday night smackdown, and free chipotle for life(no offense, holls!)) 

dolph singlehandedly beat down matt hardy, out athleticised john morrison(look it up, its a real word), and was atleast several feet taller than rey mysterio! but up against all 3 of them at once, even the greatest wrestler of all time(no, not lous thesz, p.s what a tough guy, all the divas use his move, ;)) dolph ziggler could not overcome them all.... this time (plus i stole all the hand sanitizer off of their bus, they will have swine flu in no time)

RUSS!....... here dad. 

this brings me to brussels, belgium! no brussel sprouts or belgium waffle jokes, and no muscles from brussels in attendance....or was he???

long story short, i did not walk away with the intercontinental title again! but the important part is that i tried....(not really, thats loser talk, and i was testing you) 

europe is my home motherland (even though my gramma is from the south side of chicago)

stay tuned for DOLPH'S WORLD TOUR 1983....I MEAN 2009! (as i write this, i am pretending to be on the phone to avoid a conversation with you...(the wwe universe) no seriously stay in touch... dont call me (maria wouldnt give you my number anyway)...i'll call you(more like send a mass text)

peace.....off!

i am perfectiooooonnnnnnn......