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    Unforgiven SUCKED!

    Monday, September 8, 2008, 01:42 PM EST [General]

    Where's a good steel chair when you need one? Why? Because I'm getting sick of all the heels in the WWE winning or getting away with stuff or the writers turning more of the wrestlers into heels.

    Example: Y2Jerk. First, he beats HBK to a bloody pulp then starts acting like a-hole for weeks on end with no one running out to shut him up. Trust me, my remote's mute button has just about had it with me. Then, he punches Rebeca Michaels, acts like a jerk some more before FINALLY getting his ass kicked around by HBK! Sweetness, yes...but not for long. Because of who? Adamle! The RAW GM puts him in the Scramble to replace CM Punk who was attacked in the locker room by Randy Orton (who I will get to in a moment) and he freakin wins?! How unbelieveable is that?! Seriously, someone should take both Jerk off Jericho and Adamle out with a steel chair.

    And then we have the next gen wrestlers. What is their problem? And why the heck do they keep running their mouths without someone teaching them a lesson in respect for their elders and those who have worked their way up without the help of 'daddy', 'granddaddy', 'brother', or 'uncles'. Yea, Randy Orton needs to take his and shove it. No one told him to re-injure himself by getting on the back of a motorcycle so that he would be out another three months.

    DiBiase and Rhodes need a serious attitude adjustment. Frankly, I'm sick of them and they need to lose the tag team titles for a while.  It would not only deflate those massive egos of theirs, but also teach them, they're not as 'untouchably priceless' as they think they are.

    Now we have the Big Show siding with Vickie Guerrero of all people! Come on, I thought the big guy was cool, but taking up her cause against the Undertaker. After all the wrongs she's committed, he should have just let her rot in hell like the rest of La Familia were about to let her do. You see how quickly they jumped overboard when the Deadman let his intentions known. Oh well, the Taker always gets his victim one way or another.

    On the bright side, at least Matt Hardy got the ECW title and Triple H kept his WWE title. So I did get those two right.

    I'm wielding a steel chair for the next person who says they like a heel, and I'm not afraid to use it. So chose your words wisely, you might be waking up on the floor.

    0 (0 Ratings)

    Unforgiven Predictions

    Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 12:30 AM EST [General]

    Five days away from 'Unforgiven', and we have three championship scramble matches with all three titles from all three brands on the line. So who are my picks to take home the gold after the allotted 20 minutes are up?

    World Heavyweight Championship:  This one is going to be a toughie since there are five guys that could take the title home, but I think either Batista, Rey Mysterio, or CM Punk might come out on top in this match. Who knows? Batista might have a slight upper hand with that Spear, after all, not too many people can get back up after nearly being halved.

    ECW: After seeing Mark Henry getting dealt the Twist of Fate by Matt Hardy, my money is on Hardy to take this one. After all, Tony Atlas will be too busy preventing pitfalls on Mark Henry to notice if another wrestler has made a pitfall on someone else. And Hardy is sly, so chances are, he could walk away with it while the others are fighting each other.

    WWE Championship:  Call me playing it safe, but my money is on Triple H here. The man is the master of the elimination chamber, so what is one more match with four other men in the ring with him? My bet? He's going to Pedigree everyone. Unless Jeff Hardy steals the show and runs off with the title....thenm Triple H might just have a problem.

    HBK vs Jericho:  HBK...Jericho punched Shawn Michaels' wife in the face like a coward and instead of apologizing like a 'REAL MAN', he continues to act like an ass and blames it all on HBK and the fans. I think HBK is going to tear him apart. I just wish they would let Ric Flair be the guest ref for this match...that would be awesome. After all, that is what started this whole thing. Better yet, make it a handicap match, HBK and Flair vs Jericho. Now that would be worth watching.

    4 (1 Ratings)

    SummerSlam

    Saturday, August 23, 2008, 05:19 AM EST [General]

    The biggest summer event of the year pretty much lived up to what was expected...except for one thing I had a HUGE problem with...Y2Jerk! That's right, Jericho punching HBK's wife in the face and then having the gall to say that it's not his fault. Puleeeze!! The man has stooped to the lowest of all lows, and that is putting his hands on a woman.

    So what should be done to him? Should he be forced to apologize? Yea, but it wouldn't be sincere. So what would be a proper punish for such a cavlier act and then continuing to act like an **** on top of it? Put him in a Hell in a Cell match with Triple H and the Undertaker, lock the door, and let Cerebal Assassin and the Deadman 'play' with their new 'toy'. I guarantee you that those two will not only pick Jerko apart limb to limb but also, make sure he retires and leave him without the ability to talk. Just for the heck of it, throw CM Punk in there to rough him up too. I'm being nice since the only thing good enough for a woman beater, I can't say it here on FanNation without getting it deleted because of content. But let's just say, it would involve extreme blood loss.

    And Edge...wonder how he's liking Hell since his loss to one angry Undertaker. I would say I feel sorry for Edge, but the guy did have it coming ever since he cost the Deadman his World Heavyweight title to Batista then later only to have it stripped by one Vickie Guerrero.

    Yea, she asked for the Deadman's forgiveness, but I don't blame him one bit for not giving it. And demanding her soul as payment for all the sins committed against him, again, I really don't blame the Deadman for telling her that it's her soul he wants and not an apology, Trust me, when there's a six-foot-ten guy towering over you, believe me, I would just ask where do I sign and give him my soul and pray he doesn't mow me down. He's already shown what he can do once, God, help those who stand in the Deadman's way because there is going to be a huge body count by the time he's done.

    0 (0 Ratings)

    Miz and Morrison's Dirt Sheet Fiasco

    Thursday, August 7, 2008, 01:51 PM EST [General]

    ECW~

    Looks like Miz and Morrison got a little dose of something bitter Tuesday night on ECW when they went a little too far on the Dirt Sheet when it came to Mark Henry and Matt Hardy.

    I have to admit, I did like Matt Hardy's comment to the Miz when he said, "By the way, I loved you two in Brokeback Mountain." That was a classic. LOL!!!!

    Then to see those two get knocked out by the SummerSlam contenders. Even Better!!!

    What is up with Colin Delaney? Just as Armando Estrada was about to get his butt kicked, he comes out and distracts Tommy Dreamer. I can't wait to see that extreme rules match up next week. That boy needs to learn a lesson...the very hard way. If you ask me, he needs to be put in a cage match with Tommy Dreamer, then we'll see just how fast he'll regain the common sense he lost at the GAB.

     

    RAW: Monday ~

    Mike Adamle makes me ill! First off, JBL did not deserve that title shot at SummerSlam against CM Punk. He had his chance and lost, so he needs to move his Texas size ego along and GET LOST! Adamle is just as bad. Hell, I went through two bags of gummi bears just listening to that self-serving speech of his at the top of the show. Then had the nerve to pull an 'Adamle Original' when he paired Y2J and JBL against CM Punk for a chance for title shot at SummerSlam. But that's not the only...so called 'Adamle Original' we witnessed that night. No siree.

    The Incontinental Championship and the Women's Championship are both on the line in a winner takes all inter-gender tag team match. Beth Phoenix and Santino vs Kofi Kingston and Mickie James! Since when does Santino deserve a chance at a title? Was I asleep when he beat a guy? Or did pinning Kelly Kelly count? Guess he's girlier than I originally thought if he had to pin a woman to get a shot at a 'MEN'S' title.

    And what made me hate Adamle even more was when he not only made the dream match of the year: John Cena vs Batista...but had to make them tag team partners for the World Tag Team titles. The man obvious has an ego problem. It would have been okay if they were just partners for a tag match, but to make two world tag champs go against each other at SummerSlam? Now that is just sick! Another 'Adamle Original'. Maybe, just maybe if Kane doesn't rip Adamle apart when he tries to take that burlap bag from him (and God, you know I hope he does rip that little man apart), Cena and Batista should give him what for at SummerSlam after their match. Just a little 'welcoming present' to the new GM of RAW. How's that for an 'Adamle Original'.  I would call that the original Adamle backfire. *giggles*

    Maybe then, I can save my gummi bears and make them last a little bit longer.

    4 (1 Ratings)

    MIKE ADAMELE....GM?! WTF??

    Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 12:24 PM EST [General]

    What in the name of nine HELLS were Shane and Stephanie McMahon doing in naming Mike Adamele the new GM of RAW? Personally, I think the guy is an ****! Just look at what he did to Michael Cole. Why not have Ric Flair step in? Or even Jerry 'the King' Lawler? Hell, hire Mick Foley back as GM...anyone else is better than Mike Adamele!!!

    I haven't liked him ever since the time on ECW that he turned off the sound on a match because he felt that he was 'disrespected' by one of the wrestlers. Well if you ask me, he deserved it. I thought for sure that Batista and John Cena were going to pull a tag team DDT on him at the end of their match last night, but unfortunately, it didn't happen.

    And I guess it too, was his brilliant idea to bring William Regal back to RAW after he got fired over two months ago as GM of  RAW for turning off the lights. But that's not the only thing that's got me pissed!

    Self-serving Chris Jericho once again running his mouth and no one came out there to lay him out on the mat in the manner that was much deserving. This is like the second or third week in a row that he's gotten away with it and frankly, I'm sick of Y2J's 'Sermons'. Will someone PLEASE beat the HELL out of him for once so that he can't talk? The man is obviously in love with his own voice and obsessed with HBK to the point that he rehashes the same BS week after week after week. My remote is getting tired of muting and flipping stations...so WWE board members and script writers...do us all a favor. HAVE SOMEONE BEAT Y2J'S ASS!!!

    As for JBL, I got some form of satisfaction when Kane laid him out. So now, not only does JBL have John Cena and Batista to worry about but also the big Red Machine. Trust me, I was shocked when Batista let what happened last week slide when Cena hit him, after all, Cena was gunning for JBL. So to that slow talk, Texas-New York City boy, he still needs to shut up and sit down. CM Punk beat his butt in one title match, and everyone keeps interrupting Batista's chance at it. So I say, let Batista have another go at it, but keep the nuts and egomaniacs locked up until the match is over.

    As for Mike Adamele...if he screws up like I think he will...let the King have a go at him. *smirks* Now that's a match up I would pay to see on PPV.

    3.5 (1 Ratings)