Two words for this year's Royal Rumble: IT SUCKED!!! Why? Okay, here's why in my opinion:

Matt Hardy turning his back on his brother, Jeff to help Edge? Okay, we all know the history between Edge and Matt, so why in the world would Matt help Edge win the title? Doesn't make sense. I know, I know...it's all in the script but if you ask me, I think they need to find NEW writers. Matt Hardy turning heel...I just can't see it.

Two matches that I'm happy about, Beth Phoenix losing her title and JBL losing to Cena. First, the Women's Championship match. It looks like the Glamazon couldn't win without the help of her #1 'psycho fan' and Santino there to help. If you ask me, someone really should check Rosa Mendes into a psych hospital, I mean the girl does seem a bit on the 'nutty' side of things. At least Melina did show Beth that she isn't as 'glamorous' as she claims to be.

And now the main event between JBL and John Cena. First of all, why they keep referring to JBL as the 'Loudmouth Longhorn' when he's actually 'turncoat' defies me. And trust me when I say, JBL is a lot louder than a Longhorn. Not to mention the term also offends the UT fans down in these parts. *proudly wearing her UT Longhorn tee*

Is it just me or has anyone else picked up that HBK is 'slyly' getting back at JBL? I mean he did nail him with Sweet Chin Music. Of course Michaels freely admits that JBL is a 'disgusting excuse for a human being' but come on, you have to admit, HBK in JBL's corner didn't help the outcome of the match. Now that JBL has lost his bid for the gold, so now what? Will HBK finally give the 'slow-talking' loud mouth what he deserves? I certainly hope so. I'm getting sick of hearing JBL every week run his mouth about his money. Heck, I say make a storyline where JBL loses it all due to some illegal fraud scheme of his. Now that would pull in the ratings.

And as for Randy Orton winning the Rumble? Well, there is that little incident from last week. He better watch his back especially with Stephanie McMahon. I have a feeling she will be out for blood and it won't be pretty by the time all is said and done.

And I still say Vicki Guerrero needs to be fired!!!

If you're sick and tired of the 'slow talking, Yankee-loving' (I'm from Texas and down here we consider him a 'turncoat') JBL, raise your hand. *raises hand*

Frankly, I'm am sick of his storyline and wish they would come up with something better. First, they had him feuding with HBK and now they have HBK as his 'lapdog.' For what, the last year, JBL has been after everyone on RAW who's had the title belt and goes around saying how he's going to take it from them and has even gone as far as taking over RAW to try to get the World Championship title. It's sad really...he comes out week after week like a broken record saying the same thing over and over. I don't even think the writing staff watches the shows to realize he's repeating himself. I mean, make him disappear a while. God knows I want and NEED him to go away.

Do I think Shawn Michaels will stay JBL's lapdog? Nah, I think HBK is going to snap and give JBL what's due him and that's a good ol' fashion Texas style beat down. I just pray they don't drag it out until Wrestlemania.

I like RAW and all, but Smackdown is starting to get more interesting. I'm still waiting for the day Vicki says 'I WANT A DIVORCE' and for Mr McMahon or one of his reps to tell her 'YOU'RE FIIIIIRED!!!!.'

On the ECW front, don't like Jack Swagger...never have liked him and never will. That cheesy grin of his reminds me of the jocks I went to school with. Like they would do something and know they would get away with it just because they were 'stars' of the football team. That's what he reminds me of. Look forward to someone knocking that grin off his face. And will someone PLEASE get the boy some Crest Whiting Strips? Those teeth are yellower than my toliet bowl on a bad day.

Randy Orton pitched a hissy fit and kicked Vince McMahon head. Gee, wonder why he did it? Maybe because he's a FREAKING PSYCHO?! But then again, that's just my opinion. I admit, the guy has talent, but he's still a JERK. Between him and Jericho, the jury is out on who's the bigger one.

As for Jericho's apology, I had to laugh when he got down on his knees, I mean come on, you can tell the guy honestly didn't mean it by the look on his face.

As for DiBiaisi and Rhodes, a piece of advice, slowly back away from Orton and pretend that you don't know who he is. Then you might have a chance at saving your own careers. Also, listen to older generation, they give good advice when it comes to wrestling since most of those guys have more titles than Randy Orton does. Just sayin'.

I'm really really disgusted that the Y2Jerk won Superstar of the year after all the garbage that he's spewed over the last several months about the WWE fans, and believe me, we are the ones who watch the shows and in effect, pay his paycheck. So please, don't insult my intelligence and say...it's just the script writers. Think about for a moment. We pay for the tickets to see the show, buy the merchandise (t-shirts, DVDs, books,etc), action figures, magazines, visit the websites. And if it wasn't for the us fans, there wouldn't be a WWE.

So my prediction for Sunday at Armageddon? He's going to get his arrogant butt handed to him on a silver platter by Cena.

And what's with Randy Orton and his constant whining about being left out in the cold? Randy, just because you're a superstar doesn't mean you have to whine and complain like a little five year old. My nephew is six and doesn't complain as much as you do. All I have to do is give him a bottle of Gatorade and a book and he's a happy camper. Will someone just give Randy Orton a bottle, burp him and send him to bed?

And while you're at it, please do something with Mike Knox. I'm really getting sick of seeing that guy week after week. Put him in a match against someone his own size....say Kane? Or Batista? What about Snitzsky? They both have bad teeth and faces that only momma would love.

Couple of the year going to Edge and Vickie?! Okay...I have to agree with Santino that it should have been 'Cougar of the Year' for Vickie. She's still walking around with that neck brace on from that 'much deserved' Tombstone she recieved from the Undertaker. *giggles* Would have been nice had that been nominated for an OMG moment award. Now that was funny.

And Santino should have won for trying to attempt Melina's entrance last week. Thank God for DVR, because I don't know how many time I replayed that scene. LOL!! Too funny and too unforgetable. I don't think anyone will be letting him forget that one anytime soon.

You know, I think the WWE should hand the choices over to the fans more, makes for much more interesting viewing if you ask me. Since it seems that my pinky finger has more imagination than the WWE writing staff, why not let the fans decide how a match is to be played out? Would make the experience a whole lot more interesting.

It was no big surprise that Stone Cold got voted as the special guest ref. (Okay, I admit I'm guilty for voting for him too..but hey, I like the Texas Rattlesnake.) Just didn't expect the Batista/Jericho match to be that fun with him as the referee.

You think Randy Orton would learn about sticking his nose in places where it doesn't belong...well, guess a Stone Cold Stunner will make him think twice when it comes to getting involved in matches.

And what about Santino and the Glamazon? *shakes head* Bad enough that they're a 'couple', but why wasn't her title on the line at CyberSunday? Maybe instead of interfering in his matches and he with hers...they should give her someone to challenge and maybe even beat her for the Women's title.

And finally, the DEADMAN WINS AGAINST THE BIG SHOW!! If only you knew how happy I am about that one.  After weeks of listening to the Show run his mouth and attack the Undertaker like some sort of sneak, karma finally gets him. The Taker applied that 'choke submission' hold that Vickie banned...well, nothing she could do about it here, after all, it was a Last Man Standing match and no disqualifications. Looks like the World's Largest Athlete won't be able to talk for a while. *snickers*

Looks like RAW might be fun tonight after all, especially now that Batista has the title. I was really getting disgusted with Y2J like no one's business. I think I may have wore out my mute button on my remote.

And Kudos to Rey Mysterio for finally 'slaying' the Big Red Machine. If you ask me, I prefer the old masked Kane to his persona now.  Old school sometimes really is better. More power to the fans!