It's been a while since I last ranted and raved like a lunatic about the WWE and it's storylines, so I felt like it's time that I've come out of my hiding hold I call my room and speak out again. IT'S TIME TO END THAT DUMB TRIPLE H/RANDY ORTON STORYLINE ALREADY!!! Geez! Enough is enough!!
I say fire Vickie from RAW before she messes it up like she did Smackdown, hire new writers and start new storylines. And please, please, PLEASE STOP with the Y2Jerk-a-thon with the Hall of Famers! *growls*
If any of you have complaints, shout them out here. I am out.
Okay, I knew something was up between Vickie Guerrero and the Big Show, but what it was, I had no idea until last night's RAW. The two of them engaged in a secret love affair?!! Now that's the 'OMG moment' of the year, folks.
Like everyone else in the WWE Universe, I had been dying to know what John Cena had said to Icky Vickie when he showed up on Smackdown Friday night and whispered in her ear. Well, we all know what it was now. He had videotape and wasn't afraid to show it. Well...the look on Edge's face was priceless when he saw that Vickie was playing around behind his back. Sorry Edge, Karma Karma...what goes around comes around.
I'm just interested in seeing how this plays out at Wrestlemania. I'm so buying that pay-per-view this year!!! It is in Texas this year, so why not? Looks like it's gearing up to be the biggest one to date.
And about Triple H and Randy Orton, I'm sorry to say this but you could tell that the whole setup was so staged. So fake. *shakes head and yawns* This is last year's storyline all over again when Randy got his collarbone broken.
So Jerkicho is at it again with his ego. *rolls eyes* He just can't stand the fact that people just LOVE the greats of the Hall of Fame. Well for one thing, they do deserve their spot there for their spectacular careers in the wrestling industry and we, the fans, do love and appreciate them. Even some of the superstars now look to the Hall of Famers as a source of inspiration. Not only has Y2Jerk attacked two of them, but he's gets in Ric Flair's face as well. Not very smart...then again in the famous words of John Cena, "we all know you're stupid, Chris, so just shut up."
I say, at Wrestlemania, if not before they should just put him in a match against either Roddy Piper or Stone Cold. Personally, I say Stone Cold because we all know about the bad blood between Y2Jerk and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Talk about fun. *evil grin* Just think about it, Stone Cold is in the class of 2009 Hall of Fame so yeah, let the jerk take a MUCH needed beating from him. And just for real kicks and giggles, add all the other Hall of Famers in there for the 'lynching' of Y2Jerk. Talk about cheering...hey, he deserves it.
As for Orton, well he's still a cry baby who needs his diaper changed. If my memory serves me correctly, this is the second time he's tried to have Triple H arrested for assault. Oh geez, what a real top superstar you are, Orton. NOT!!! Well Triple H did break his collarbone so snapping pitty baby Orton's neck shouldn't be too hard.
For the divas, Maryse should start watching her back. Something tells me that Melina might show up on Smackdown for a little payback. And we all know how much payback hurts...WWE Diva-style.
It's about time they finally ended that lame HBK being JBL's employee of the month storyline, I was really sick and tired of that one! Listening to that blowhard JBL week after week brag about his millions and how he's better than us and all that BS was about to make me go postal! All in all...WWE IF YOU ARE LISTENING, HIRE NEW WRITERS WITH FRESH IDEAS. Not to mention, I think I wore out the mute button on my TV's remote, so need to be on the look out for a new one.
Next superstar that peeves me....Edge. He is such a sore loser! He loses his title in one match, beats up another star (FROM ANOTHER BRAND) and takes his place in that match, and takes the Heavyweight title. That is so not fair!! He should have just taken the loss like a man instead of being a whiny baby and beating up Kofi Kingston to keep him out of his match in the Elimination Chamber. So, I say, RAW and Cena have the right to be peeved about that since there is no major title there no thanks to the Rated R superstar. Should Edge be scared of any of the stars on the RAW rooster? Heck yea!! He took a major title away from a show he isn't even on!
Maybe they're planning to split him and Vickie up soon (oh, God do I hope they kill that storyline next) and put Edge on RAW to take a few well deserved beatings. Wonder how his ego will coexist with Y2Jerk's? You know, that would be a good storyline....Edge vs Y2J to see who's the bigger megalomaniac.
Randy Orton has IED....intermittent explosive disorder. Which means, he has explosive outbursts and is later remorseful. In this case, I don't think he's really remorseful. And to prove my point, threatening two lawsuits and reading a pre-written apology statement.
I know, you might be saying why am I being so judgmental towards the guy since he obviously has a psychiatric condition. Well, I'm speaking from personal experience, folks. You see, seven years ago, I was diagnosed with what I thought was depression after my father suddenly passed away, however, I kept going down that black hole and my symptoms got worse and worse. I was experiencing blackouts, so I don't have a memory of an entire month. It was another year and a half before I got the official diagonosis....bipolar disorder and post traumatic stress disorder. And as a part of my therapy, I do take medication and see a therapist. And as any good therapist will tell you, you are in control of your own life, not your illness. You are responsible for some of what you do. Yes, some outbursts maybe beyond your control, but you can negate the circumstances.
Randy Orton is in a business where he has to 'lose his cool' in order to compete. So by saying that it wasn't his fault was pretty much a load of who shot John. He's still responsible for his actions and should admit to so instead of threatening this year's WrestleMania. I know it's all a part of the storyline, but I felt I had to say something since the writers wanted to play up Randy's mental condition. I happen to take anything in reference to a person's mental state very personally since I suffer from a mental condition.
Please people, be respectful in your comments. I thank you.
