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    Laughing My Rear Off! (CyberSunday Results)

    Monday, October 27, 2008, 02:32 PM EST [General]

    You know, I think the WWE should hand the choices over to the fans more, makes for much more interesting viewing if you ask me. Since it seems that my pinky finger has more imagination than the WWE writing staff, why not let the fans decide how a match is to be played out? Would make the experience a whole lot more interesting.

    It was no big surprise that Stone Cold got voted as the special guest ref. (Okay, I admit I'm guilty for voting for him too..but hey, I like the Texas Rattlesnake.) Just didn't expect the Batista/Jericho match to be that fun with him as the referee.

    You think Randy Orton would learn about sticking his nose in places where it doesn't belong...well, guess a Stone Cold Stunner will make him think twice when it comes to getting involved in matches.

    And what about Santino and the Glamazon? *shakes head* Bad enough that they're a 'couple', but why wasn't her title on the line at CyberSunday? Maybe instead of interfering in his matches and he with hers...they should give her someone to challenge and maybe even beat her for the Women's title.

    And finally, the DEADMAN WINS AGAINST THE BIG SHOW!! If only you knew how happy I am about that one.  After weeks of listening to the Show run his mouth and attack the Undertaker like some sort of sneak, karma finally gets him. The Taker applied that 'choke submission' hold that Vickie banned...well, nothing she could do about it here, after all, it was a Last Man Standing match and no disqualifications. Looks like the World's Largest Athlete won't be able to talk for a while. *snickers*

    Looks like RAW might be fun tonight after all, especially now that Batista has the title. I was really getting disgusted with Y2J like no one's business. I think I may have wore out my mute button on my remote.

    And Kudos to Rey Mysterio for finally 'slaying' the Big Red Machine. If you ask me, I prefer the old masked Kane to his persona now.  Old school sometimes really is better. More power to the fans!

    0 (0 Ratings)

    RAW- Monday

    Thursday, October 9, 2008, 01:32 PM EST [General]

    At first, I was going to skip RAW after seeing that Y2Jerk had won the Ladder Match, but when I saw that he had taken a beating...thought I might as well tune in, maybe something interesting would happen. Turns out, I was right.

    Not only did HBK leave Jericho with a bruised mouth, but also gave him a reason, NOT to smile. *grins* The broken dental work...believe me, he had it coming. And the Spine Buster from Batista? Y2Jerk deserved that as well, but it was a mistake to leave him in charge for the night.

    So what made my night? Lance Cade getting the **** beaten out of him with a steel chair by HBK...and of course, the announcement by Adamle that the fans get to choose the guest referee  for the Batista/Jericho World Heavyweight Championship match for Cyber Sunday. Randy Orton, HBK, or Stone Cold Steve Austin. I've made my pick...I do hope it's the Texas Rattlesnake. That would be fun!

    My gripe now...they need to do something about 'Priceless'. Yes, those spoiled next Gen brats need to get their butts kicked and learn some respect. Week after week, they play the numbers game against their opponents and win, and frankly, I think they need to be taught a lesson in 'manners' by some of the older more established wrestlers. Why not put them in the ring again Finley, Tommy Dreamer, and CM Punk? All three are extreme and talented and it would make for an entertaining match up. Not to mention, it would give Punk his payback on the trio since they were part of the reason he lost his title because he couldn't defend it. Just let it teach the 'Priceless Brats' a lesson. They need a humiliating loss to let them know that this is the WWE and that they don't own it and that they have to work to keep what they have just like everyone else.

    And what in the world was John Morrison doing wearing rhinestones on his abs? Yea, Tuesday night he said he had a rash...guess that's what he gets for trying to show off. *snorts* Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. I rest my case.

     

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    RAW, ECW, and SMACKDOWN

    Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:43 AM EST [General]

    RAW~

    Once again, the show starts off with the self-righteous Chris Jericho proclaiming his 'honesty' and just what a 'good man' he is. *yawns* Yeah, heard that song and dance before, so I hit the mute button and all the words that come out of his mouth are mere captions on my screen. Funny how they are mispelled and look like 'blah blah blah, HBK, blah blah blah.' And then Randy Orton comes out. Now what does RKO want? Turns out...just to add Y2Jerk to his list. Okay, I can live with that. Two heels going at it.

    After getting 'spared' more of Jerko's self-serving proproganda, CM Punk comes out to confront Orton because of that kick to the head he gave him at Unforgiven. My thing is, if Randy Orton is SO injured...then why does he keep popping up in situations where there's the chance he's going to get that shoulder and collarbone re-injured? Once again, bad writing.

    And when are they going to have someone FINALLY take the tag team titles from Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiasi, Jr? It's loooooonnnngggg overdue.

    ECW~

    Kudos to Teddy Long for bringing new talent into the WWE, after all, it was long overdue. However, from his debut, I've never liked Jack Swagger. Something about his cheesy grin that reminds me of the jocks from high school. You know the ones that you just wanted to knock the smirks off their faces after they've pranked you? So, looks like another heel in the making. Again, I NEVER LIKED HIM FROM THE START!! He's too cheesy.

    As for the Miz and John Morrison having to face each other one on one, well...that was just freakin hilarious. They wanted to mouth off to the GM and well, they had to pay. Careful what you say, because it will always come back to bite you in the rear.

    And when is this story with Mark Henry finally going to run it's course? Frankly, I'm getting sick of him and Tony Atlas. They either need to put out or shut up!

    SMACKDOWN! ~

    How many of ya'll cheered when the Undertaker tombstoned Vickie Guerrero in the middle of the ring? I know I was laughing my butt off, but hey, the woman had it coming. You don't mess with the Deadman and not walk away in one piece. What's the saying? 'Death waits for no man.' Or in this case woman. Big Show better look out since the Undertaker just might have a coffin ready made for him. Hey, the Taker put Mark Henry in one, so who's to say he won't put the World's Biggest Athlete in one too? Just saying.

    And what's the deal with Kozlov? The guy obviously does need a challenge, so if the 'writers' need something new...have him go after Khali or Big Show. Or wait until after No Mercy to send him after Triple H and Jeff Hardy. Something tells me that the match at No Mercy is going to get seriously interrupted.

    That's all I have to say. I'm kicking the ball to you folks.

    0 (0 Ratings)

    Where's the Undertaker??

    Saturday, September 20, 2008, 11:55 AM EST [General]

    So where is the Undertaker? We haven't seen him since he defeated Edge at Summerslam then was ambushed by Vickie Guerrero and the Big Show at Unforgiven. It is just me or is everyone sick of the writing staff at Smackdown tired of them toying with us week after week with promises of seeing him and yet again being disappointed. Are they waiting until after No Mercy or something? *shakes head* They so need to do something soon or I'm going to stop watching simply out of being bored because of the lack of creativity writing.

    I mean first, it was that stupid La Familia storyline that took forever to play out. And now, they bring back the Undertaker, but now you hardly see him. What gives? Frankly, I do hope that the Taker is building a coffin big enough to house both Vickie Guerrero and the Big Show...(ARE YOU LISTENING WWE WRITERS??) so that he can have that inferno style funeral he's been plotting ever since his return a few weeks ago. Would be interesting to see that...a double funeral for the worse GM in WWE history and her newest 'pet'.

    Now on to other matters...

    I was so happy that Brian Kendrick finally got his butt beat. I am so sick of him and 'his man Zeke'.  Kendrick reminds me of those guys I used to work with who thought they were so cool and would annoy the hell out of me. Annoy me until they hit my 'nuclear button' then run for the hills when I went off and decided to beat their a**es for pissing me off. Believe me, it took a few more than once to learn that lesson the hard way before they realized that it's best to leave well enough alone. (Found out I could wield a broom like a samurai sword.) Kendrick is just like that, so cocky and arrogant. At least he got what he deserved.

    And MVP, the most highly paid wrestler on Smackdown. Is he really the highest paid? With the likes of Triple H and Jeff Hardy on the Smackdown rooster, my answer is 'NO'. Maybe he's the highest paid in his head...but I don't think he actually is on the Smackdown rooster. Could be why Triple H and Jeff Hardy are always laughing at him, like they know something he doesn't? Would be hilarious if they knew that he isn't paid as much as they are. Talk about embarrassing that fool. I'll admit that the guy does have skills, but I have yet to see him stop running his mouth and showboating long enough to show that he's champ material. Sure he had the United States Championship for a while but that's nothing when compared to the likes of Triple H, Batista, John Cena, the Undertaker, just to name a few.

    I'm looking forward to No Mercy to see who will win the WWE title. With Triple H and Jeff Hardy, it's going to be an awesome match. That's my opinion, what's yours?

    4 (2 Ratings)

    Adamle Putting His Foot Down??

    Tuesday, September 16, 2008, 11:21 AM EST [General]

    Is Mike Adamle finally taking the reins and putting his foot down on RAW with his wrestlers? If so, then my hat off to him.

    So what, Chris Jericho thinks he's entitled to 'special treatment' because he's the champ. But technically, he never faced off with CM Punk until last night for the title, which Adamle subtlely hints at every now and then. And I find it very hilarious.

    Now he has to face HBK for the title at No Mercy...and the look of fear in Jericho's eyes was even more amusing. Guess he's still replaying that beating he took from HBK at Unforgiven in his mind. I applaud Adamle on this choice of a match, it shows that he does have guts not to coddle his champs, especially the whiners.

    And how about Glamarella getting the Spin Buster in the middle of the ring by Batista? How entertaining was that?! *laughing* It was so funny that I had to replay it on my DVR re-play mode just for kicks.

    JBL and Randy Orton mixing it up would have been fun...but it would have been just as much fun had the 'Priceless Trio' decided to ambush Randy. Come on, it's getting really old fast of just them staring down each other. When are they going to start mixing it up? And when are 'generation brats' going to finally lose their tag titles?

    Rey Mysterio and Evan Bourne would make a great tag team. Both are high flyers, both took out Kane, and both are excellent wrestlers. Are ya listening, Adamle??

    And will someone please stuff a dirty sock into Jillian's mouth? *shudders* Everytime she 'sings' I swear to God, I can hear my dogs howling outside. And she talks and screams throughout her matches?? Seriously, someone needs to make her shut it.

    That's my opinion...what's yours?

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