Ric Flair's theme plays. ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the GM, "Nature Boy" Ric Flar! (Flair comes to the ring.) RIC : WOOOO! Hello everyone and welcome to the FedExForum, here live from Memphis, Tennessee! (Huge pop from the crowd.) As promised last week, in the Fatal 4-Way Hardcore Match, this Sunday at Halloween Havoc, for the Universal Hardcore Title, It will be the champion, Tommy Dreamer vs the former champion Hardcore Holly vs Carlito Colon vs Sabu! But we have a great show in store for you tonight as we will have our 2 semi-final matches in the Universal Title Tournament. The winners will go on to the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Match in the main event at Halloween Havoc! The losers will be in a Triple Threat Match against "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters for the North American Title. We will also have a match tonight to name a #1 contender for Gregory Helms' Universal Lightweight Championship. So sit back and enjoy yourselves and let us take you to the ultimate! WOOOO!!!!! Fades to commercial. Backstage with Hulk Hogan. HULK : You're Bobby Lashley! You are GoD! You're A#1! LASHLEY : It's about time you got it right, Hogan. HULK : Bobby, later tonight you face Shane Douglas in the semi-finals of the Universal Title Tornament. LASHLEY : Shane is so far beneath me, it's not even funny. In fact, I don't even want to talk about him. I want to talk about that tiny little man, Taz! Taz, you better watch what comes out of your mouth or I'll snatch your little a*s up and put you in a world of hurt! You got that? Taz, I am Bobby Lashley and I am your GoD! Remember that!
MICHAEL COLE : Hello everyone and welcome to another Universal Championship Wrestling's Weekly Warfare! I'm joined by my irrate broadcast partner Taz. Please calm down Taz! TAZ : I'm OK Cole or I'll be OK, I should say. COLE : I know those were strong words from Lashley, but you've got to turn the other cheek! You've got a job to do, here with me. TAZ : You're right. Hi everyone! In our first match Cole, is the tag team that will face America's Most Wanted, this Sunday! COLE : Yeah, The Hart Foundation 2.0. TAZ : Taking on the Blue Bloods!
ANNOUNCER : This is our opening contest of the night and is set for 1 fall. First, being led to the ring by Katie Lea, at a total combined weight of 491 lbs, from Chelsea, England, "The Ripper" Paul Burchill and his partner from Blackpool, England, William Regal! Together, they are the Blue bloods! Their opponents, being brought to the ring by Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, at a total combined weight of 460 lbs, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Teddy Hart and his partner, DH Smith! Together they are The Hart Foundation 2.0. Regal and Smith start out. Regal takes control with a headlock takedown. Smith gets to his feet and shoots Regal into the ropes and runs in behind him, driving a knee to the stomach. He bodyslams him and tags in Teddy, who slingshots himself over the top rope with a senton on Regal. Teddy picks him up for a back suplex, but turns it into a sitout powerbomb. Burchill comes in and is scooped up and thrown over Teddy's shoulder for a whirling stunner. He goes to the top rope and hits a Hart Braker, shooting star leg drop. Burchill comes back and hits a C-4, standing moonsault side slam. Smith comes in and whips Paul into the ropes for a scoop powerslam. He then hits a vertical suplex and a Northern Lights suplex. Regal comes back in and is caught by Smith with a single leg dropkick. He nails Regal with a double arm German suplex, then scoops him up and backs into a corner for a running forward powerslam. AMW run down! Chris Harris is on the floor confronting Teddy and the Anvil. The ref goes over, telling Harris to leave as James Storm jumps up on the apron, taking a swig of beer. DH comes over as Storm spits beer in his eyes. Regal spins Smith around and picks him up in a fireman's carry, then flips forward, hitting a Regal Roll. He rolls out of the way as Burchill hits a corkscrew senton splash from the top rope. The ref turns and makes the count, 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 12:31 your winners are The Blue Bloods! Fades to commercial. Backstage. (Shane Douglas comes in with The Beautiful People) HULK : Shane, Bobby Lashley said just a little while ago,(Shane cuts him off.) SHANE : Yeah, Hogan, I heard what Mr. G-o-D said! Bobby, you say I'm beneath you? So far beneath you, in fact, that you didn't want to talk about me? Well Bobby, I understand that my greatness scares you! I mean, I am the Franchise. Well get ready Bobby, because tonight, I'm gonna Franchise your a*s!
COLE : That match is coming up next Taz, but right now it's time to decide who'll face Gregory Helms for the Universal Lightweight Title. TAZ : Yeah Cole, whoever wins this match, will be the #1 contender, this Sunday at Halloween Havoc!
ANNOUNCER : Our next match is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at 232 lbs, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, "Big Stevie Cool" Steven Richards! His opponent, at 202 lbs, from Hanover, West Virginia, Jamie Noble! They lock up and Jamie takes control. He hits a German suplex, then runs into the ropes, coming back with a swinging neckbreaker as Richard is getting up. He whips Richards into the ropes for a leg lariat. Jamie whips him in again for a snap scoop powerslam. He goes out to the top rope for a cannonball senton, but Richards moves, as Jamie crashes hard to the mat. Richards hits a snap suplex, followed by a powerbomb. He puts Noble in a Rat Trap, full nelson/camel clutch combo. Jamie makes it to the ropes for the break. Richards hits a sitout facebuster, then sets him up for the Stevie Kick, superkick, but Noble ducks. As Richards turns around, Jamie put's his head under Steven's arm and nails a bridgeing Northern Lights suplex, then floats over and locks in a cross armbar. Richards taps out. ANNOUNCER : In 12:17, your winner is Jamie Noble! Fades to commercial. Taz : Now we know it'll be Jamie Noble who'll challenge Gregory Helms for the Universal Lightweight Championship, this Sunday! COLE : That'll be a great match Taz, but right now we're about to have our first Universal Heavyweight Title, semi-final match. TAZ : Yeah and I'm gonna try to keep my cool Cole! COLE : Please do!
ANNOUNCER : The following contest is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at 275 lbs, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, Generation of Domination's Bobby Lashley! (Lashley comes over to the announcers table.) LASHLEY : Taz, you better keep your mouth shut and do your job or like I said, I'll snatch your little a*s from behind this table and put you in a world of hurt, little man! (Taz stands) LASHLEY : You bucking on me little man? COLE : Come on Bobby, you have a tournament match in the ring. Please don't do this! Come on Taz, sit back down, we've got a match to call!(Taz sits back down and Bobby gets in the ring.) ANNOUNCER : His opponent, being led to the ring by The Beautiful People, at 249 lbs, from Pittsburgh, Pennslvania, the Franchise, Shane Douglas! Douglas takes the early control, hitting a couple suplexes, including a belly to belly and a snap suplex. Bobby comes back and hits an exploder T-Bone suplex, then taunts Taz. He runs into the ropes and comes back with a flying shoulderblock. He nails a vertical suplex, Then whips Douglas into the ropes for a spinebuster. He taunts Taz again, then smiles at him. He turns to get kicked in the stomach and piledriven. Douglas whips him into the ropes for a big boot to the stomach. He runs into the ropes, coming back with a swinging neckbreaker. Again, Bobby comes back, scooping Douglas up and draping him over his shoulder for a forward running powerslam. He rolls out of the ring and comes to the announcers table, telling Taz, "Now You See Why I Am GoD!!! As he's climbing back into the ring, Douglas catches him with a Franchiser stunner. He covers him as Lashley puts a foot on the bottom rope. But the ref doesn't see it and makes the count 1, 2, 3. Velvet Sky knocks his foot off the rope as Douglas shields it from the ref. ANNOUNCER : In 17:21, your winner is "The Franchise" Shane Douglas! Fades to commercial. In the ring for Carlito's Cabana. CARLITO : Welcome everyone to Carlito's Cabana. A nice drink(holds up a fruity colored drink with a tiny umbrella in it.) and a warm tropical breeze, now that's cool! People say my next guest is cool, but I don't know! So please welcome Rob Van Dam to Carlito's Cabana! (RVD comes to the ring.) CARLITO : RVD, you're a great perfomer but it seems as if your career here, has been going down the drain. RVD : You know Carlito, for once, I agree with you. That's why I asked to come on your show tonight. CARLITO : You think, being a guest of Carlito's is gonna turn your career around? RVD : No, but what I'm about to say, hopefully will. I pride myself on going against the best competition. Last week, right here on Weekly Warfare, I saw 1 of the greatest wrestlers in the history of our business. A man I've never had the priveledge of stepping into the ring with. Lets take a look up on the Tron. (A video promo is played.)
RVD : Ric Flair, I know you're in the back. So I'm asking you to give me a match with The Great Muta, this Sunday at Halloween Havoc! If you do, I promise you, we'll steal the show and not only will you once again be able to call me Mr. Pay-Per-View, but you'll also once again call me "The Whole F'N Show!" Fades to Commercial.
Backstage. (Umaga and Armando Estrada come in.) HULK : Armando, Umaga takes on Chris Benoit later tonight in the Universal Title Tournament. ARMANDO : Chris Benoit, they call you the Crippler. Well tonight, my Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga may just cripple you on his way to becoming Universal Champion. HULK : Armando, last week we saw you show up with Sabu in the Universal Hardcore Title Match. ARMANDO : Sabu is the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death-defying maniac, and come this Sunday, he'll be the new Universal Hardcore Champion!
COLE : That's gonna be 1 brutal match this Sunday! TAZ : Yeah it is Cole. I'm not sure if I like Sabu's odds though, after he attacked both Dreamer and Carlito, here last week. COLE : I know. Right now though, we have a non title match with the North American Champion, that's actually a rematch from last month's Fall Brawl. TAZ : And come this Sunday, Masters defends that title in a triple threat match against Bobby Lashley, WHO LOST EARLIER I might add, and the loser of the Benoit/Umaga match later tonight. But for the second time tonight Cole, we get to see Angelina Love and Velvet Sky make that lovely ring entrance of theirs, as only they can. COLE : Yeah, they grind that middle rope like no one else!
Mr. Kennedy enters the ring and waits for the house mic to drop from the ceiling. KENNEDY : Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at a trim 243 lbs and hailing from that great city of Green Bay, Wisconsin, I am MISTTEERRR KENNNEEDDDYY!!! (He climbs up to the middle rope) KENNNEEDDDYY!!! ANNOUNCER : His opponent, being led to the ring by The Beautiful People, at 270 lbs, from Los Angeles, California, the North American Champion, "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters! Kennedy starts out with a series of armdrags. As Masters is on the mat, Kennedy drives several knees into his arm, then locks in an armbar. Masters gets to his feet, powering Kennedy back into a corner, driving a couple shoulders into his midsection. He hits Kennedy with a series of forearm uppercuts, then picks him up for a delayed 1 arm vertical suplex. He raises him into a sitting position as he locks in a rear facelock. Kennedy gets to his feet. Breaking free, he runs into the ropes. As he comes back, Masters catches him in a devastating scoop powerslam. He picks him up into a Torture Rack backbreaker. Kennedy finally reaches around, raking his eyes and frees himself. Kennedy quickly picks Masters up across his shoulders in a firemans carry and backs into a corner. He runs flipping forward, hitting a Green Bay Plunge, fireman's carry forward rolling slam. Angelina Love climbs up on the apron, distracting the ref as Kennedy goes up top. Velvet Sky pulls his foot making him crotch himself on the top turnbuckle, as Masters gets up and nails a superplex. He locks in the Masterlock full nelson. Masters begins spinning, swinging Kennedy around then plants him with a full nelson slam for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 18:47, your winner is the North American Champion, "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters! Fades to commercial. Backstage. HULK : Chris Benoit, In just a little while, you face Umaga for the chance to main event Halloween Havoc, against Shane Douglas, for the Universal Heavyweight Championship. CHRIS : Umaga, bring all you got because when I release toothless aggression on you, you'll find out just why I'm called the Crippler! Come this Sunday, I will be in that main event!
COLE : Next up Taz, we're gonna see the Universal Lightweight Champion, Gregory Hems. TAZ : He's the Greatest, you know. Atleast that's what he says. COLE : Well, he's been proving it each week since he won the title from Ultimo Dragon. TAZ : Yeah, in a match in which he put Dragon out of commision with a neck injury.
ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is set for 1 fall. First, being led to the ring by Justin Credible(kendo stick in hand), at 250 lbs, from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, Impact Player, Robert Roode! His opponent at 195 lbs, from Raleigh, North Carolina, the Universal Lightweight Champion, "The Greatest" Gregory Helms! They lock up and Helms locks in a hammerlock. After a few moments, he hits a hammerlock Rusian legsweep. He grabs Roode's head, dropping to 1 knee and hits a single knee face breaker, followed by a choke slam. As Roode is up on his knees, Helms hits a Shining Wizard kick to the head. Roode gets up as Helms runs into the ropes, coming back with a diving crossbody block. Roode catches him and counters it into 2 side breakers, followed by an overhead fallaway slam. He sets Helms up on the mat and goes behind him. He flips forward delivering a forward neck snap on helms and cotinues rolling back up, running into the ropes, coming back with a dropkick to the seated Helms. Roode backs into a corner and delivers a driving kneedrop to his head. He goes for a vertical suplex, but Helms floats over and down Roode's back. He turns Roode around and nails a Sugarsmack, superkick. He puts Roode in an inverted face lock as Credible lays his kendo stick on the apron, then runs around to the other side of the ring. Helms hits his finisher, the Nightmare on Helms Street, spinning inverted headlock elbow drop, as Justin climbs up on the apron, distracting the ref. Helms gets up and walks towards them. Roode grabs the kendo stick and spins Helms around, cracking him in the head with it. He tosses it out as the ref turns around, then nails his Paydirt, bridging leg hook suplex for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 14:46, your winner is Robert Roode! Fades to commercial. Backstage. HULK : Ric Flair, are you gonna give RVD a match with The Great Muta? RIC : RVD I have no doubt, that a match with you and Muta, could steal the show! I spoke with Muta, through a translator and he says he'd love to face you. RVD, you want Muta, so this Sunday at Halloween Havoc, you've got him!
TAZ : Wow Cole! Halloween Havoc is gonna be great! COLE : Yeah, RVD vs The Great Muta is a dream match that could very well, steal the show! Now Taz, let's find out who'll face Shane Douglas in the main event for the Universal Heavyweight Championship! TAZ : And who'll be the 3rd participant in the Triple Threat Match for the North American Title!
ANNOUNCER : This is our main event of the evening and is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at 233 lbs, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! His opponent being brought to the ring by Armando Estrada, at 350 lbs, from the Isle of Samoa, The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga! They start with a collar-elbow tie-up, folowed by several armdrags and an armbar by Benoit, as he takes Umaga to the mat. He works over the arm for a few minutes, before Umaga gets to his feet, backing Chris into a corner. Umaga lays in chop after chop to the top of his head. He whips Chris into the ropes for a sidewalk slam. Then he whips him into a corner and runs in behind him, but Benoit raises a knee, catching Umaga in the face. Chris comes out attempting a clothesline, but Umaga ducks and spins him around, nailing a doulbe thrust chop to the throat. He whips Benoit into the ropes for a spinning heel kick, but Benoit holds onto the ropes as Umaga crashes to the mat. He picks Umaga up and whips him into a corner, then delivers several knife-edge chops. He goes to whip Umaga into the opposite corner, but Umaga reverses, then Benoit re-reverses it, sending Umaga back into the original corner, crashing into the ref. The ref goes down. Benoit pulls Umaga to the center of the ring and hits his Hat Trick, triple rolling German suplexes. He goes out to the top rope for his diving headbutt, but Estrada jumps up on the apron, holding Benoit's leg. He finally kicks Armando to the floor as Umaga has gotten up. He dives for a crossbody block, but Umaga catches him in mid-air, with a Samoan Spike that cuts Benoit for a flip. The ref rouses up as Umaga turns Benoit over and covers him for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 16:51, your winner is "The Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga! Show Ends.
Ric Flair's theme plays. ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the GM, "Nature Boy" Ric Flar! (Flair stands at the top of the ramp.) RIC : WOOOO! Hello everyone and welcome to the Bi-Lo Center, here, live, in Greenville South Carolina! (Huge pop from the crowd.) It has now been decided, that the main event at Halloween Havoc, the final match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament, will be a Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Match, that will involve 1 lucky fan, that night. There will be a wheel, much like the "Wheel of Fortune" wheel, with different specialy matches on it. 1 lucky fan will spin it, to choose the fate of the 2 finalists. It may be a Cage Match, a Texas Death Match, a Ladder Match, or 1 of several others. You'll have to tune in to find out. A rematch has also been signed as the Generation of Domination's Ron "The Truth" Killings and Orlando Jordan, will defend their newly won Universal Tag Team Titles against the former champs, the World's Greatest Tag Team. We will also have a Fatal 4-Way, for the Universal Hardcore Title, as Tommy Dreamer has renamed it. The participants will be named next week, after tonights Hardcore Championship Match between Tommy Dreamer and Carlito Colon. Tonight, you'll also see the last 2 quarterfinal matches for the Universal Title, including our main event, right here in Greenville, South Carolina. Inside of a steel cage, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase will face "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! And remember, we have no wimps here in UCW, so there is no exiting the cage to win. They are under "No DQ" rules and you must win by pinfall or submission. WOOOO!!!!! Fades to commercial. Backstage with Hulk Hogan. HULK : William Regal, tonight you face GoD's Bobby Lashley in the Universal Title Tournament. REGAL : Lashley, I will out-wrestle you and bloody well, out-class you. I am the best pure wrestler here in UCW and I'll prove it here tonight, on my way to becoming the first ever, English, Universal Champion!
MICHAEL COLE : Hello everyone and welcome to Universal Championship Wrestling's Weekly Warfare! As always, I'm joined by my broadcast partner Taz. TAZ : What a show we're gonna have Cole! Get ready everybody as we're gonna take you to the Ultimate! COLE : First up Taz, we have the Debut of the Great Muta, here in UCW. TAZ : That's right, The Pearl of The Orient, Baby! ANNOUNCER : This is our opening contest of the evening. First, coming to the ring at 235 lbs, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, "Big Stevie Cool" Steven Richards! His opponent, at 244 lbs, from the Land of the Rising Sun, the Pearl of the Orient, the Great Muta! (Muta enters in a Dragon Mask, before taking it off, revealing his painted face.) Muta climbs up on the middle turnbuckle, facing the audience, as he grabs his throat, then sprays green mist from his mouth. They start with a collar-elbow tie up, in which Muta takes control with an armbar. After several forearms to the shoulder, Muta sends Richards to the mat with a knife-edge chop to the chest, then follows it up, running into the ropes, coming back with a snap corkscrew elbow drop. Muta taunts the crowd, then goes for a vertical suplex, but Richards counters with a sitout facebuster. Steven hits a snap suplex, followed by a powerbomb. He puts Muta in a Rat Trap, full nelson/camel clutch combo. Muta makes it to the ropes for the break. Richards sets him up for the Stevie Kick, superkick, but Muta catches it and counters with a wicked Dragon Screw Leg Whip. He then quickly turns Richards over and locks in the Muta Lock, inverted bridging STF. Richards taps out. Muta drops to 1 knee in the center of the ring, grabs his throat, and now sprays red mist. ANNOUNCER : In 9;07, your winner is the Great Muta! Fades to commercial Backstage. HULK : Bobby Lashley, you're up next, to face William Regal. LASHLEY : Finally, UCW has come to its senses and put me in the hunt for the Universal Title. Regal, it doesn't matter how good you are, because you're about to meet your GoD! Now tell them what I taught you, Hogan! HULK : You're Lasley! You are GoD! You're A#1!
COLE : GoD is getting bolder and more confident each week. TAZ : I'm not sure if it's confidence or arrogance, but whichever it is, It sure is cocky! ANNOUNCER : This is the 3rd quarterfinal Match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament! Being led to the ring by Katie Lea Burchill, at 244 lbs, from Blackpool, England, William Regal! His opponent, being accompanied by Ron "The Truth" Killings and Orlando Jordan, at 275 lbs, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, Generation of Domination's Bobby Lashley! (Lashley comes over to the announcers table.) LASHLEY : Keep my name out of your mouth, in fact, just keep your mouth shut Taz, or I'll have you up in the ring saying what Hogan just did! You got that! (He gets in the ring.) The match starts with Regal taking the early control, working on Lashley's back. He hits a German suplex, followed by a double underhook suplex, He turns Bobby onto his stomach and grabs both of his arms, while putting a foot in his back, as he locks in a surfboard. Bobby gets to his feet and hits an exploder suplex, then runs into the ropes and comes back with a flying shoulderblock. He sets Regal for a vertical suplex, but regal floats over and nails a Regal Plex, bridging leg hook belly to back suplex for the pin, but Lashley kicks out. He hits a Regal Bomb, double underhook powerbomb and follows it up, locking in a Regal Stretch, arm trap cross-legged STF. Bobby gets to the ropes for the break. Regal runs into the ropes for a Thesz Press, but Lashley catches him in a spinebuster. The ref goes over, asking Jordan and Killings to go back to their corner(as they started making their way towards Katie Lea). Katie slides a pair of brass knucks to Regal. Lashley springs off the ropes as Regal sets to hit him with the brass knucks, but he ducks, hits the ropes again, and comes back almost cutting Regal in half, with a spear. He covers him and hooks a leg for the 1. 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 14 : 32, your winner is GoD's Bobby Lashley! Fades to commercial. Backstage. (Jazz is talking o Ric Flair) JAZZ : Flair, you know yourself, that I should have had the shot at Kong at Fall Brawl for the Universal Women's Title. So I think I should be the #1 contender and get the shot at Halloween Havoc! (The Beautiful People come in) VELVET SKY : HELLO!!! You don't deserve a shot! You're not 1 of the Beautiful People. If anybody gets that shot, it should be Angelina. ANGELINA LOVE : Yeah, thats right! The only thing you deserve a shot at, is the Paper Bag Treatment! RIC : Ladies, Ladies, calm down. We'll settle it later tonight as you 2 will face each other to determine Natalya's opponent at Havoc. WOOOO!!!
COLE : What a great pay-per-view, Halloween Havoc is shaping up to be! TAZ : Yeah it's gonna be a barn burner Cole! And next up, we have a couple guys who will face the Next Generation Hart Foundation at Havoc, AMW! ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at a total combined weight of 342 lbs, from Rochester, New York, Colin Delaney! His partner, from Hanover, West Virginia, Jamie Noble!. Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 477 lbs, from Fort Wright, Kentucky, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and his partner from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm. Together they are America's Most Wanted! Noble and Storm start out. Jamie hits a German suplex. He whips Storm into the ropes for a scoop powerslam, followed by a cannonball senton from the top rope. Noble whips him in again for a clothesline, but Storm ducks and catches him turning back around, with a Last Call, superkick. Storm tags Harris, then drapes Jamie over the top rope, holding his legs. Harris runs the ropes, then leapfrogs over Storm, onto Jamie's outstreched back. Jamie comes back and makes the hot tag to Delaney. He hits several dropkicks, then runs into the ropes, coming back with a crossbody block, but is caught in mid-air by Harris. Harris holds him in a scoop position for a moment, before nailing a Catatonic, swinging side slam. He tags in Storm. Storm comes in and hits an Eye of the Storm, spinning crucifix toss. He goes over and knocks Noble off the apron, then goes back and tags in Harris. Storm then picks Colin up in a bearhug and leans forward as Harris climbs to the top rope and delivers the Death Sentance, guillotine legdrop to him. He covers for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 8:41, your winners are AMW! Fades to commercial. In the ring for Carlito's Cabana. CARLITO : Welcome everyone to Carlito's Cabana. Relaxing on the beach, with a nice tropical drink(holds up a fuity colored drink with a tiny umbrella in it.), now that's cool! But you know what's even cooler? My next guest. In fact, he's the coolest guest, I've ever had, here on Carlito's Cabana. So please everybody, welcome at this time... ME!. Tonight, I'll be facing Tommy Dreamer, whom last week, we determined, was not so cool. I'll be challenging him for the Universal Hardcore Title. Then I will go on to Halloween Havoc in 2 weeks, to successfully defend it in the Fatal 4-Way. (Tommy Dreamer comes out at the top of the ramp.) TD : Carlito! You're overlooking 1 small detail. I'm the Champion! You may be the king of cool, but don't you know that I'm the king of extreme? You will never get this from me(holds up the Universal Hardcore Title). CARLITO : You'll see, later tonight! TD : No, you'll see, when I take you to the ultimate extreme! They stare each other down as we fade to commercial.
Backstage. HULK : Gregory Helms, right here next week, you face Robert Roode, but at Halloween Havoc, in 2 weeks, you will defend your Universal Lightweight Title against his fellow Impact Player, Lance Storm. HELMS : Whattup witdat? Iproved I'm the gretest lightweight in the universe, when I put Ultimo Dragon out at Fall Brawl. Next week Roode will get a Nightmare on Helms Street, then I'll go on to do the same to Storm, as I show them what a true impact player really is!
COLE : Next up Taz, we have our womens #1 contender match. TAZ : I'd hate to be Angelina Love in this match, knowing she cost Jazz, the #1 contenders spot at Fall Brawl! ANNOUNCER : This match is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at 148 lbs, from New Orleans, Loisiana, "The Female Phenom" Jazz! Her opponent, being accompanied by fellow Beautiful People member, Velvet Sky, at 118 lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love! Love starts out, hitting a springboard armdrag, then locks in an armbar. Jazz gets to her feet, only to be snap-mared into a seated position and have Love run into the ropes and come back with a dropkick to the face. She whips Jazz into the ropes for a Hurricanrana, but Jazz counters, hitting a sitout powerbomb. She turns Love onto her stomach, then interlocks her fingers under Angelina's chin as she faces her feet. She flips forward in a bridging reverse chinlock. After a while, she lets go, then locks in an STF. Love makes it to the ropes for the break. Jazz whips her into a corner and follows in with a Stinger Splash, but Velvet Sky pulls Love out of the way, from outside. As she turns around, Love catches her in a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. She goes to the top rope for a diving crossbody block, but Jazz catches her in a tremendous scoop powerslam. Jazz picks her up and from behind, lifts her up in her B*tch Clamp, elavated double arm chickenwing. She drops her, after Sky climbs up on the apron. Jazz spin kicks her back to the floor. She puts Love in a front facelock, then nails her Jazz Stinger, sitout facebuster, for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 10:26, your winner is "The Female Phenom" Jazz! Backstage. HULK : Ted Dibiase, in the main event, you face Chris Benoit inside of a steel cage to determine who will advance in the Universal Title Tournament. TED : You know Hogan, I should rightfully be the champion now. I did beat Eddie Guerrero at Fall Brawl. But if I have to go through Benoit to get my belt, than so be it! Benoit, get ready, cause I'm gonna make chump change out of you. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
TAZ : Next up Cole Is our Hardcore Title Mach. COLE : Should be a great 1 too, Taz! ANNOUNCER : This is a 1 fall hardcore match and is for the Universal Hardcore Championship. First, making his way to the ring at 220 lbs, from San Juan, Peurto Rico, Carlito Colon! His opponent at 255 lbs, from Yonkers, New York, the King of Extreme, the Universal Hardcore Champion, Tommy Dreamer! They brawl for a few minutes, then Tommy hits a Spicolli Driver, Death Valley Driver, He lifts Carlito up for a vertical suplex, but Carlito counters, floating over and nails a Backstabber double knee backbreaker. As they're both recovering, Armando Estrada runs down the ramp, waving, and from out of the crowd, Sabu jumps the guard rail, entering the ring, attacking both men with a chair. He sets up the chair, then whips Carlito into a corner, backs into the opposite corner, and runs, stepping up on the chair, he hits an Air Sabu, spinning heel kick, which sends Carlito out to the floor. He runs and jumps on the middle rope, nailing Dreamer with a springboard tornado DDT. He lays the chair flat underneath Tommy's face and quickly goes outside and slingshots back in with a legdrop to the back of Dreamer's head, nailing his Arabian Facebuster on the chair. He sets the chair back up in the center of the ring, runs the ropes, steps up on the chair, jumps to the top rope and hits his Triple Jump Arabian Press, crossbody block to the outside of the ring on Carlito. ANNOUNCER : In 6:33, the refferee has thrown this match out due to outside interferrence. Sabu kneels, pointing to the sky as we fade to commercial. Backstage. HULK : Chris Benoit, you're up next to face Ted Dibiase in a cage to determine who will advance in the tournament. BENOIT : Hulk, I don't care about the tournament! If I win, I win. If not, then so be it!. For what Money Inc did to Eddie at Fall Brawl, I'm gonna hurt Ted Dibiase! Dibiase, you say you're gonna make change with me, Well I'm about to close your account out, here in UCW!
COLE : This is a pay-per-view caliber main event! TAZ : You got that right Cole, but you're getting it live, right here on UCW's Warfare! ANNOUNCER : This is our main event of the evening and is our last quarterfinal match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament. It will take place inside of a 15 foot steel cage(cage lowers around the ring). First, coming to the ring with Goldberg, at 262 lbs, from Omaha, Nebraska, Money Inc's "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase! His opponent at 232 lbs, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! They start with a collar-elbow tie-up folowed by several armdrags and an armbar by Benoit, as he takes Dibiase to the mat. He works over the arm for a few minutes, before Ted gets to his feet, backing Chris into a corner. As the ref steps in for a clean break, Dibiase drives a couple knees into Benoit's mid-section. Dibiase grabs his head and slams it into the cage a couple times. He hip tosses Chris to the mat. Blood has started flowing from Benoit's head. Dibiase hits a gutwrench suplex, then climbs to the 2nd rope for a backwards falling elbow drop. He hits a vertical suplex, followed by a piledriver. Then he stands over Chris and executes a delayed falling fist drop. He whips Chris into the ropes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks, and catches Ted in a snap suplex. He picks Ted up, running him from side to side, slamming his head into the cage, until he is bleeding. Chris then pushes his head against the cage, grating it, as he rakes his head along the cage. Ted comes back, whipping Chris into the ropes for a scoop powerslam. He hits an inverted atomic drop, followed by a short arm clothesline. He nails a vertical suplex. Dibiase goes to whip Benoit into the ropes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and catches him in his Hat Trick, tripple rolling German suplexes, then stands over him, drawing the imaginary line across his throat, with his thumb. He goes out to the top rope and nails his flying headbutt. He whips Dibiase into the ropes and takes him down in a Crippler Crossface. Ted taps out. ANNOUNCER : In 21:19, your winner is "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! The cage door is unlocked and Goldberg runs in as Benoit is getting up. He goes for a spear, but Chris sidesteps it and he spears the ref. Benoit grabs Goldberg and tosses him out the door, then locks the cage again. He goes back to Dibiase and locks in the Crippler Crossface again, as the show ends.
Show opens with Money Inc(Dibiase and Goldberg) in the ring with a mic. TED : Ric Flair! I need you out here right now! Flair comes out at the top of the ramp. TED : Ric, I understand that due to Eddie Guerrero sustaining a neck injury at Fall Brawl, he's gonna be out for 7 more weeks. Well since I did beat him at Fall Brawl, I expect you to do the right thing and walk down here, strap that title around my waist, and name me the new Universal Heavyweight Champion! FLAIR : (Smiling) Oh is that what you expect? Well first off Dibiase, you won by DQ. And only because that goon of yours interfered. So here's what's gonna happen. 8 UCW superstars, including yourself, will compete in a tournament to crown a new Universal Champion. We will have 2 quarter-final matches tonight, 2 quarter-final matches next week, including your match, 2 semifinal matches in 2 weeks, and the final match at our next Pay-Per-View, Halloween Havoc! To make sure that goon doesn't get involved in your match next week, you'll be inside of a steel cage! And your opponent will be The Crippler, Chris Benoit!(Crowd goes wild). Now, Goldberg, you've cost me money, big man! But I think you'll get yours tonight as I've had a special request by someone to face you tonight. GOLDBERG : Who? FLAIR : Right here from the Pengrowth Saddledome, here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, with Dibiase barred from ringside, Goldberg you will also face Chris Benoit!(Crowd erupts with a huge pop.) WOOOO!!! Fades to Commercial. Backstage with Hulk Hogan. HULK : Impact Players, come on in. (Robert Roode, Lance Storm, and Justin Credible come in.) HULK : Tonight you guys face The Next Generation Hart Foundation and their partner, Rob Van Dam. CREDIBLE : Hogan, we've owned the Harts. I mean we've beaten them in singles matches. We even beat them in a tag match at Fall Brawl. But if you want to bring RVD, then we'll beat him too!
MICHAEL COLE : Hello everyone and welcome to the Pengrowth Saddledome, here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, for Universal Championship Wrestling's Weekly Warfare! As always, I'm joined by my broadcast partner Taz. TAZ : Wow Cole! What a barnburner of a show we're gonna have tonight! ANNOUNCER : This is our opening contest of the evening and is the first Quarterfinal Universal Title Tournament match. First, being led to the ring by The Beautiful People, at 249 lbs, from Pittsburgh, Pennslvania, the Franchise, Shane Douglas! His opponent, being led to the ring by his sister, Katie Lea, at 247 lbs, from Chelsee, England, Paul Burchill! Burchill hits an overhead belly to belly suplex, followed by a Northern Lights suplex, then a standing shooting star press. Douglas hits a couple suplexes of his own, including a belly to belly and a snap suplex. Burchill sets Douglas up for his C-4, standing moonsault side slam, but Douglas reverses it into his Franchiser, stunner for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 9:23, your winner is the Franchise, Shane Douglas! Fades to commercial. Backstage with Hulk Hogan. HULK : Armando Estrada, your man Umaga is in the Universal Title Tournament and will face Mr. Kennedy, here tonight. ESTRADA : Hogan, tonight Umaga begins his climb to greatness. He's not worried about anyone in the UCW, because no one can beat him. Kennedy, you may as well get your gear and go back home. You're looking at the next champ! (Umaga yells something in Samoan.)
TAZ : Umaga's probably my odd's on favorite in the tournament. COLE : I don't know Taz. He's got to get past Kennedy, later tonight. But right now we have a special challenge match. Announcer : Our next match is a 6 man tag team match. First, making their way to the ring, at a total combined weight of 703 lbs, from Ozone Park, New York, Justin Credible, his partner, from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, Robert Roode and their partner, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Lance Storm! Together, they areThe Impact Players! Their opponents being led to the ring by Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, at a total combined weight of 457 lbs, and from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, DH Smith and Teddy Hart, the Next Generation Hart Foundation! Their partner, at 237 lbs, from Battle Creek, Michigan, Rob Van Dam! Great match that went back and forth. RVD hits a split legged moonsalt and a rolling thunder, senton splash. Roode hits a Roode Awakening, neck breaker. Storm hits a springboard clothesline from the top rope. But then DH puts ROODE in a side backbreaker and holds him over his knee as Teddy hits the Hart Attack shooting star press on him, from the top rope for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 16:53, your winners are The Next Generation Hart Foundation and Rob Van Dam! Fades to commercial. Backstage. HULK : I'm here brother with the Universal Tag Team Champions, The World's Greatest Tag Team. Guys, tonight you face Orlando Jordan and GoD's newest member, Ron "The Truth" Killings. SHELTON : The Truth? I'm gonna tell you the truth. Charlie, I've told you for the longest time, that I would not turn on you. The truth is, I shouldn't have had to prove it. But as for tonight, GoD, tonight we'll beat you again. Haas : And that's the truth!
COLE : What a great match up this is going to be Taz! TAZ : Well, I really don't like Mr. Kennedy's odds here. I'm still going with Umaga to win it all! ANNOUNCER : This is our 2nd quarterfinal Universal Title Tournament match. Being brought to the ring by Armando Estrada, at 350 lbs, from the Isle of Samoa, The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga! His opponent, at (interrupted By Kennedy , walking to ring.) KENNEDY : Weighing in at 243 lbs, and hailing from that great city of Green Bay, Wisconsin, (Standing in the center of the ring) MISTERRR KENNEDDDDYYY, (He climbs up on a middle turnbuckle) KENNEDD(he's attacked from behind by Umaga.) Umaga lays in chop after chop to the top of his head. He picks Kennedy up, whipping him into the ropes for a sidewalk slam. He whips Kennedy into a corner and runs in behind him, but Kennedy raises a knee, catching Umaga in the face. Kennedy comes out attempting a clothesline, sending Umaga to the mat. Kennedy hits a Mic Check early and goes for the pin, but Estrada reaches in, putting Umaga's leg on the bottom rope. Kennedy bodyslams him in the center of the ring, then goes out to the top rope for a Kenton bomb, but Umaga rolls out of the way. He quickly picks Kennedy up, nailing him with the Samoan Spike for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 13:56, your winner is The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga! Fades to commercial. In the ring for Carlito's Cabana. CARLITO : Welcome everyone to Carlito's Cabana. A nice drink(holds up a fuity colored drink with a tiny umbrella in it.) and a warm tropical breeze, now that's cool! But my next guest! He's not cool! Carlito welcomes, I don't know what to call him, some kind of champion, Tommy Dreamer! (Tommy comes to the ring.) Well Tommy, at Fall Brawl, you won the Universal Brass Knuckles Championship, but said you were changing the name of the title, and I see it's a new belt. So what champion are you? TD : I'm the Universal Hardcore Champion. CARLITO : As I recall, in that match, you were knocked out cold in the first minute. You were just lucky that the match didn't end before you woke up. In fact you better be glad that Carlito wasn't in that match, because Carlito would've had the match won before you came to and you would've never got the chance to rename that title. TD : Are you challenging me Carlito? Because if you are, all you got to do is bring it! Anytime, anyplace! CARLITO : Right here, next week! TD : That's cool!!!!(Tommy smiles and turns to leave, holding his belt overhead.) Carlito grabs both of his shoulders and falls backwards, delivering his backcracker on Tommy. Carlito gets up, grabs an apple and takes a bite, then spits it on Dreamer's prone body and smiles, CARLITO : No, that's cool!!! Fades to commercial.
TAZ : Wow Cole! What a show we're gonna have here next week. COLE : Indeed Taz! We already heard that we were going to see "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase take on "The Crippler" Chris Benoit, inside of a steel cage. TAZ : In the Universal Title Tournament! COLE : Now we know Tommy Dreamer will defend his Universal Hardcore title against Carlito. ANNOUNCER : This is a non-title, anything goes, street fight. First, coming down the aisle at 275 lbs, from Japan, Awesome Kong! Her opponent, being led to the ring by her father, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart(crowd goes wild), at 140 lbs and from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the Universal Womens Champion, Nattie Neidhart! (Crowd goes wild.) They fight in and out of the ring. Kong hits several slams and powerslams, followed by a double underhook facebuster on a chair. She taunts the Canadian crowd before going for the pin. Neidhart kicks out. She picks Nattie up, executing an Awesome Bomb, sitout powerbomb on the chair. The ref counts to 2 before being pulled out of the ring by "The Anvil." Kong goes over to the ropes, eyeing Anvil back to his corner. As she turns around, Nattie bounces the steel chair off her head, then smacks Kong in the knee 3 times with it, Nattie locks in a sharpshooter and Kong taps out. ANNOUNCER : In 9:12, your winner is the Universal Womens Champion, Natalya Neidhart! Fades to commercial. Backstage. HULK : Generation of Domination, you're up next, so come on in here. LASHLEY : What did I tell you? I've said, that's GoD to you Hogan! Don't have us make an example of you, back here! Tonight, my guys, Ron Killings and Orlando Jordan, right here, will make an example of Benjamin and Haas and leave as the new Universal Tag Team Champions
COLE : You know Taz, it came as a complete shock to me, when Ron "The Truth" Killings came out as GoD's 3rd member at Fall Brawl. TAZ : Yeah, I would've never guessed it Cole. ANNOUNCER : Our next match is for the Universal Tag Team Championships. First, being brought to the ring by Bobby Lashley, at a total combined weight of 485 lbs, from Miami, Florida, Orlando Jordan! His partner, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Ron "The Truth" Killings! Together, they are the Generation of Domination! Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 498 lbs, the Universal Tag Team Champions, Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, The Worlds Greatest Tag Team! Haas and Jordan start out. Jordan quickly armbars Haas and tags in Killings, who comes in, putting a couple boots to Charlie's ribs. He scoops him up for a side breaker, then drills him with a few right hands to the face. He taunts Benjamin, then runs into the ropes, coming back with a twisting, flying forearm on Haas. Haas comes back and makes the tag. Shelton comes in with a couple dropkicks to Jordan. Truth comes in to a dropkick as well, sending him out to the floor. Shelton whips Orlando into a corner and runs in with a Stinger splash, but Lashley pulls Jordan out of the way, from the floor. Haas comes in as Shelton shakes it off and atomic drops Jordan into Benjamins arms for an exploder suplex. Haas drapes Orlando over the top rope. Benjamin runs into the ropes, leapfrogging Haas and straddles Jodan's lower back. Haas goes out and Bobby sneaks around on the floor and jumps up, nailing Charlie, standing on the apron, with a spear. The ref sees Lashley over there and goes over, telling him to get back in GoD's corner. Benjamin gets behind Jordan, and runs him into the ropes in a schoolboy roll-up. Killings comes in, behind the ref's back and nails Benjamin with a scissors kick, then exits. The ref turns to see Orlando hook a leg for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : Your winners and new Universal Tag Team Champions are Orlando Jordan and Ron "The Truth" Killings, the Generation of Domination! Fades to commercial. TAZ : Well Cole, I'd hate to be in Goldberg's shoes right now! COLE : After what he did to Eddie Guerrero last week at Fall Brawl, me too, Taz. I'd bet it would be safe to say that Benoit will be looking for payback! TAZ : Most definately! ANNOUNCER : This is our main event of the evening. Coming to the ring at 285 lbs, from Atlanta, Gorgia, Money Inc's Bill Goldberg! His opponent, at 233 lbs, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! (Crowd comes to their feet with a huge pop.) Goldberg takes control early, inserting his power. He hits several slams, including a side slam and a forward running pwerslam. Benoit comes back with a couple knifeedge chops in the coprner, followed by a snap suplex and a top rope flying headbutt. Goldberg comes back, nailing Benoit, off the ropes, with a spear. He lifts him up in a delayed vertical suplex position for his Jackhammer, powerslam suplex, but Benoit counters, floating over, down Goldberg's back and executes his hat trick, 3 rolling German suplexes. He stands over Goldberg and taunts him, drawing the imaginary line across his throat, symbolizing that it's over, then Locks in the Crippler Crossfacr until Goldberg gives up. ANNOUNCER : Your winner, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! Several wrestlers have to come from the back to make Benoit let go of the crossface as the show ends.
