
MICHAEL COLE : Hello wrestling fans and welcome to our Halloween Havoc pay-per-view extravaganza, live tonight from the Amway Arena, here in Beautiful Orlando, Florida! I'm joined at the broadcast table by my partner in crime, so to speak, Taz. TAZ : Halloween Havoc is upon us Cole! COLE : It's the time of year for all the the little boys and ghouls to have a little fun and trick or treat. TAZ : Well tonight's main event for the vacant Universal Heavyweight Championship, between "The Franchise" Shane Douglas and "The Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga, may be a treat for the fans, but is definately not going to be a treat for those 2 combatants. COLE : We go live to our GM, Ric Flair, who is standing at the top of the ramp, with 1 lucky fan, picked from the front row of ringside.
Flair and lucky audience member stand at the top of the ramp, beside the Match Wheel. (Wheel is sectioned into 8 equal sections, each containing a match type. Match types are : a Cage Match, a Coal-Miners Glove Match, a Barbed Wire Match, a Ladder Match, a Texas Death Match, a Scaffold Match, a 2 out of 3 Falls Match, and a Dog Collar Match.) FLAIR : Tonight, Universal Championship Wrestling truly becomes interactive as this gentleman will now Spin the Wheel and Make the Deal, sealing the fates of Shane Douglas and Umaga, here, in tonight's main event! Sir, whenever you're ready, please give the wheel a spin. (Fan gives a strong spin.) FLAIR : There she goes and where she stops, nobody knows. She's slowing down now. There! Shane Douglas will Face Umaga in a Barbed Wire Match! Thank you sir. (Flair shakes fan's hand and he's escorted back to his seat.) FLAIR : Now everyone, prepare yourselves to be taken to the ultimate! WOOOO!!!
TAZ WOW COLE!!! A Barbed Wire Match in tonight's main event to decide the new Universal Heavyweight Champion! It's gonna be a tremendous night Taz. But now we're set for our first match.
ANNOUNCER : Welcome everyone to Halloween Havoc. Our opening contest is set for 1 fall. First, being led to the ring by their uncle, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, at a total combined weight of 457 lbs, and from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, DH Smith and Teddy Hart! Together they are known as the Hart Foundation 2.0! Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 477 lbs, from Fort Wright, Kentucky, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and his partner from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm! Together they are America's Most Wanted! Smith and Storm start out. DH hits a German suplex, then whips Storm into the ropes for a scoop powerslam, followed by a single leg dropkick. Smith whips him in again for a clothesline, but Storm ducks and catches him turning back around, with a Last Call, superkick. Storm tags Harris, then drapes DH over the top rope, holding his legs. Harris runs the ropes, then leapfrogs over Storm, onto Smith's outstreched back. Smith finds an opening and makes the hot tag to Hart, who comes in and hits several dropkicks, then goes out to the top rope for a missle dropkick on Harris. Harris gets up, whipping Teddy into the ropes, as Storm pulls the top rope down, causing Teddy to go over to the floor. As Hart gets up, Storm hits him with a clothesline on the arena floor, then picks him up and bodyslams him on the concrete. He slams Teddy's head into the guardrail, then into the steel ringpost, while Harris is distracting the ref. Teddy has been busted open and is bleeding badly. Storm rolls him back in and he and Harris tag in & out, working over Hart. Storm tags Harris, then picks Teddy up in a bearhug and leans forward as Harris climbs to the top rope, going for the Death Sentance, guillotine legdrop, but The Anvil climbs up on the apron, distracting the ref as DH runs down the opposite side, and pushes Harris's leg, causing him to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Teddy fights out of Storm's bearhug and hits him with an enzuiguri kick to the head, sending him out to the floor. DH climbs up to the middle rope, in front of the crotched Chris Harris, as Teddy goes out and climbs up to the top rope in the next corner. DH nails a superplex, then rolls out of the way, as Teddy hits a shooting star press for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : Your winners are the Hart Foundation 2.0!

COLE : What a finisher Taz! TAZ : They call it Open Hart Surgery, Cole. But I'm sure DH and Teddy haven't heard the last of America's Most Wanted! I Agree, but now we go backstage with Hulk Hogan, who's standing by with the #1 contender for the Universal Womens Championship, here tonight.
Backstage. HULK : Jazz, later tonight, you face Natalya Neidhart for the Universal Womens Title. JAZZ : Natalya, count your minutes! Tonight, I'm gonna take that belt from you and put it around my lovely waist(She poses). Once and for all, I'll show the world that I am the Baddest Bi*ch in UCW!
TAZ : That's gonna be 1 hell of a match Cole! COLE : Indeed it will be Taz. Those are 2 of the greatest women wrestlers ever in the buisness and not simply DIVAS! TAZ : Lets go to the ring for our Fatal 4-Way Hardcore Match.
ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is a Fatal 4-Way Hardcore Match for the Universal Hardcore Championship. First, coming to the ring at 237 lbs, from Mobile, Alabama, Hardcore Holly! Next, being lead to the ring by Armando Estrada, at 221 lbs, from Bombay, India, The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death-Defying Maniac, Sabu! Next, coming to the ring at 220 lbs, from San Juan, Peurto Rico, Carlito Colon! And finally, at 255 lbs, from Yonkers, New York, the King of Extreme, the Universal Hardcore Champion, Tommy Dreamer! The bell rings as all 4 brawl with each other. Tommy and Sabu go at it, while Carlito and Holly go after each other. Tommy and Sabu brawl out to the floor. Holly whips Carlito into the ropes for a back elbow. Then he picks him up, hitting an atomic drop that shoots Carlito into the ropes. As he comes back, Holly nails him with a dropkick to the mouth. He gets a chair and nails Carlito in the head, busting him open. He goes out and gets a table and sets it up in the ring. Holly Alabama Slams Carlito through the table and goes for the pin. A Bloody Sabu, slingshots himself over the top rope, into the ring, with a legdrop on Holly to break up the pin. Sabu sets up a chair in the center of the ring, then whips Holly into a corner, backs into the opposite corner, and runs, stepping up on the chair, he hits an Air Sabu, spinning heel kick, which sends Holly out to the floor. As Carlito gets up, he runs and jumps on the middle rope, nailing Carlito with a springboard tornado DDT on the chair. He sets the chair back up in the center and runs the ropes, stepping up on the chair, then jumps to the top rope and hits his Triple Jump Arabian Press, crossbody block to the outside of the ring on Dreamer, who was finally making his way back. He sets up a table on the floor and lays Dreamer on it, as Holly rolls back in. Sabu climbs up on the apron and jumps on the middle rope as Holly hits him in the face with a chair, sending him crashing backwards onto Dreamer through the table. Carlito hits Holly in the back with another chair, then reaches around, grabbing Holly's forehead and falls back, nailing a Backstabber, double knee back cracker for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 14:52, your winner and new Universal Hardcore Champion is Carlito Colon!
TAZ : I have to be honest Cole. Carlito was my last choice to win that match! COLE : He was a pretty big underdog, wasn't he? Well lets go back to Hogan, standing by with Natalya Neidhart.
Backstage. HULK : Natalya, Jazz says she's the Baddest Bi*ch, here in UCW. NATALYA : Jazz, you can claim whatever you like! Bottom line is I'm gonna walk out of that ring tonight, the same way I walk in. The Universal Womens Champion and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!
TAZ : Gregory Helms calls himself The Greatest, Cole and really, he's got a point. COLE : Well Taz, he did take his title from 1 of the greatest lightweights to ever grace our sport and in the process, put him out of comission, here, at last month's Fall Brawl. TAZ : Yes, Ultimo Dragon, who holds the world record for the most titles held by 1 wrestler at the same time. COLE : And how many was that? TAZ : He held 10 belts at the same time. COLE : I did not know that, partner. Now lets go to the Ring!
ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is set for 1 fall and is for the Universal Lightweight Championship. First, coming to the ring at 202 lbs, from Hanover, West Virginia, Jamie Noble! His opponent, at 195 lbs, from Raleigh, North Carolina, the Universal Lightweight Champion, " The Greatest" Gregory Helms! This was an outstanding 5 star match that swung back and forth from the opening bell. Noble works on his legs and lower back, while Helms works on Jamie's legs. Helms hits a Vertebreaker, double underhook back to back piledriver, early, but Noble comes back. Jamie hits a German suplex, then runs into the ropes, coming back with a swinging neckbreaker as Helms is getting up. He whips Helms into the ropes for a leg lariat, then whips him in again for a snap scoop powerslam. He goes out to the top rope for a cannonball senton, but Helms moves, as Jamie crashes hard to the mat. Helms hits a snap suplex, followed by a powerbomb. He then nails a Sugarsmack, superkick and follows it up with his finisher, the Nightmare on Helms Street, spinning inverted facelock elbow drop for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 16:53, your winner and still Universal Lightweight Champion, "The Greatest" Gregory Helms!
COLE : What A great match! TAZ : Helms continues to prove he's the greatest lightweight in the business! COLE : Now Taz, we're set to see Natalya Neidhart defend her Universal Womens Title against Jazz! TAZ : Jazz is 1 tough sista1 You know Cole, she says she's the Baddest B*tch! COLE I think Natalya Mat have something to say about that right here.
ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is 1 fall and is for the Universal Womens Championship. First, coming to the ring at 148 lbs, from New Orleans, Loisiana, "The Female Phenom" Jazz! Her opponent, being led to the ring by her father, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, at 140 lbs and from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the Universal Womens Champion, Natalya Neidhart! They lock up and Jazz quickly gets the advantage. She asserts her power, whipping Nattie into the ropes for a scoop powerslam and then hits a gutwrench suplex. She then goes to work on a leg, with a grapevine. Nattie finally strugles free with a couple well placed kicks and rolls to the outside to go over her gameplan with her dad. She gets back in and ducks a running clothesline, then delivers 3 quick dropkicks. Nattie runs into the ropes, coming back with a cross bodyblock. She turns Jazz onto her stomach and puts a foot into her back, as she pulls Jazz's arms back into a surfboard. Jazz powers up to her knees but Nattie lets go, then shows her power, quickly hitting a German Suplex, then fllows it up with a camel clutch. Jazz gets up with Nattie still on her back and falls backwards, crashing to the mat with all her weight onto Nattie. Awesome Kong hits the ring and squashes both of them. The Anvil comes in and Kong hits him with a spinning backhand that sends him back out to the floor. She picks Natalya up and nails an Awesome Bomb, sitout powerbomb, then picks Jazz up and gives her an implant buster, double underhook face buster. She turns her onto her back and lays them side by side. Kong goes out to the top rope and hits an Awesome Press, diving splash, on both, then poses over them, before leaving the ring. ANNOUNCER : At 12:16, the referee has called a stop to the match, due to outside interferrence. Still your Universal Womens Champion is Natalya Neidhart!
TAZ : Awesome Kong sure made a statement here tonight Cole! COLE : She sure did. But I bet there'll be hell to pay in the coming weeks. TAZ : Of that, I'm sure! COLE : Well it's time to go back to Hogan, who's now standing by with The Worlds Greatest Tag Team.
Backstage. HULK : Thanks Cole. Shelton, you and Charlie lost the Universal Tag Team Titles to GoD less than a month ago, but here tonight, you get your chance to regain those titles. SHELTON : Killings and Jordan, you got lucky once but lightning doesn't strike the same place twice! You see, Charlie and I are the gold standard, when it comes to tag team excellence today! HAAS : Get ready boys, tonight we take our titles back!
COLE : Taz, this past week on our Weekly Warfare, RVD issued a special challenge. TAZ : Lets go back and take a look.
(A video is played of this past week's Carlito's Cabana.) EXCERT FROM CARLITO'S CABANA - RVD : Ric Flair, I know you're in the back. So I'm asking you to give me a match with The Great Muta, this Sunday at Halloween Havoc! If you do, I promise you, we'll steal the show and not only will you once again be able to call me Mr. Pay-Per-View, but you'll also once again call me "The Whole F'N Show!"
COLE : Our GM Ric Flair has made that match and here we go.
ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is a special challenge match and is set for 1 fall, with a 20 minute time limit. First, coming to the ring at 237 lbs, from Battle Creek, Michigan, "Mr. Pay-Per-View" Rob Van Dam! His opponent, at 244 lbs, from the Land of the Rising Sun, the Pearl of the Orient, the Great Muta! (Muta enters in a Dragon Mask, before taking it off, revealing his painted face.) Muta climbs up on the middle turnbuckle, facing the audience, as he grabs his throat, then sprays green mist from his mouth. This was truly an outstanding 5 star match. They start with a collar-elbow tie up, in which Muta takes control with an armbar. After several forearms to the shoulder, Muta sends RVD to the mat with a couple knife-edge chops to the chest, followed by a jumping spin kick. He runs into the ropes and comes back with a snap corkscrew elbow drop. Muta taunts the crowd, then goes for a vertical suplex, but RVD counters with a sitout facebuster. RVD hits a snap suplex, followed by a powerbomb. He runs into the ropes and comes back, nailing a rolling thunder senton and continues rolling back up and leaps onto the middle rope, hitting a springboard moonsault. He picks Muta up, hitting a roundhouse kick, quickly followed by a legsweep. RVD goes out of the ring and slingshots himself back over with a legdrop on Muta. He hits a German suplex, then goes to the top rope, hitting a 5 Star Frog Splash. RVD covers him, but Muta kicks out. RVD goes to the top rope, facing out to the audience,as a taunt to Muta, and goes for a split-legged moonsault, but Muta raises his knees, as RVD lands hard on them. As RVD raises up to his knees, Muta runs into the ropes and comes back, nailing him with a Shining Wizard kick to the side of the head. Muta goes to the center of the ring, drops to 1 knee grabbing his throat again, and now sprays blue mist into the air. He scoops RVD up and hits a sidebreker, then quickly climbs to the top rope and nails a moonsault. Then another, and a 3rd. He turns RVD onto his stomach and locks in the Muta Lock, inverted bridging STF. RVD holds on, even though he's in excruciating pain. The bell rings! ANNOUNCER : The 20 minute time limit has expired. The referee rules this match a time limit draw!

TAZ : RVD said after this match, he'd be called the Whole F'N Show, once more. Well he'll get no arguements from me! That was GREAT! COLE I agree, but Muta may take exception to RVD being called the Whole F'n Show, since he was part of that outstanding match as well. TAZ : I hope we get the chance to see them go at it again! COLE : I'm sure we will, but now lets go back to hulk Hogan with the Universal Tag Team Champions.
Backstage. LASHLEY : You know what to say Hogan! Now let the people hear it! HULK : You are Lashley! You are God! You're A#1! Generation of Dominatition, you have your 1st title defense a little later, in a rematch against The Worlds Greatest Tag Team. TRUTH : What's Up! JORDAN : Benjamin and Haas, what's the problem? We've already beaten you. To show you how much better than you, we are, Ron and I beat you on our 1st night together! What makes you think tonight's gonna be any different? Bottom line is we're better than you! After all, we are GoD! TRUTH : What's Up!
TAZ : That's gonna be another great 1 Cole! COLE I agree, but now we're set for the North American Championship Triple Threat Match.
ANNOUNCER : This contest is set for 1 fall and is a Triple Threat Match for the North American Championship. First, coming to the ring at 232 lbs, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! Participant #2 at 275 lbs, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, Generation of Domination's Bobby Lashley! (Lashley comes over to the announcers table.) LASHLEY : Just keep your mouth shut Taz and do your job or Like I said before, I'll have you up in that ring saying what Hogan just did! You got that! (He gets in the ring.) Their opponent, being led to the ring by The Beautiful People, at 270 lbs, from Los Angeles, California, the North American Champion, "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters! Masters is content to stand back and watch Lashley and Benoit go at it. So they start with a collar-elbow tie-up, folowed by several armdrags and an armbar by Benoit. He takes Lashley to the mat and works over an arm for a few minutes, before Bobby gets to his feet, backing Chris into a corner. He drives several stiff shoulders into Benoit's stomach that doubles him over. Bobby picks Benoit up in a powerbomb type pick-up, but drapes him over his shoulder for a backbreaker. Masters comes over and plants a boot in Lashley's stomach. Benoit drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Masters picks Lashley up for a sideslam, followed by a vicious kneedrop to the head. He climbs up on the middle turnbuckle and drops an elbow. He whips Bobby into the ropes for another elbow that sends Lashley through the ropes to the floor. Benoit comes in from behind Masters and hits his Hat Trick, triple rolling German suplexes. He goes out to the top rope and nails a diving headbutt. As he gets to his feet, he turns and is almost cut in half by a spear from Lashley, that sends him back out of the ring. Masters is in a corner, distracting the ref, as Velvet Sky climbs up on the apron on the opposite side. Bobby aproaches her, as Angelina Love sneaks in behind him, drops to her knees and gives him a crotch shot from behind. Velvet sprays him in the face with something in an aerosol can. Masters quickly comes over and locks in the Master Lock, full nelson, then plants Bobby with a full nelson slam. As he goes for the cover, Benoit comes in and quickly applies the Crippler Crossface to Masters. The ref decides what to do, then starts to count. But before he can slap the mat with the 3rd count, Masters taps out. ANNOUNCER : In 24:31, your winner and new North American Champion is "The Crippler" Chris Benoit!
COLE : Chris Benoit wins the title! TAZ : I'm just glad Lashley didn't win it! He's been threatning me week after week. I don't know how much more I'm gonna be able to bite my lip Cole! COLE : I know it's hard partner, but you're doing a great job of it. Now let's go back to Hogan, standing by with "The Franchise" Shane Douglas and the Beautiful People.
Backstage. HULK : Shane, your stablemate Chris Masters just lost his title. That's got to be a bad omen as you get set to face Umaga in a Barbed Wire Match. SHANE : That's just a minor setback Hogan! You see, I'm no stranger to barbed wire. I know what it does to flesh. How it rips it apart! More importantly, I know what to bo with it! Umaga, I hope your medical insurance is paid up, because you're gonna need it! With these 2 lovely ladies at my side(he puts an arm around each of the Beatiful People), tonight I'm gonna Franchise your a*s!
TAZ : I can't wait Cole! COLE : Well you'll have to, atleast for 1 more match.
ANNOUNCER : Our next match is set for 1 fall and is for the Universal Tag Team Championships. First, coming to the ring at a total combined weight of 498 lbs, from Dallas, Texas, Charlie Haas and his partner, from Orangeburg, South Carolina, Shelton Benjamin. Together they are The Worlds Greatest Tag Team! Their oponnents, being brought to the ring by Bobby Lashley, at a total combined weight of 485 lbs, the Universal Tag Team Champions, from Miami, Florida, Orlando Jordan and his partner, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Ron "The Truth" Killings! Together, they are the Generation of Domination! Haas and Jordan start out. Jordan quickly armbars Haas and tags in Killings, who comes in, putting a couple boots to Charlie's ribs. He scoops him up for a side breaker, then drills him with a few right hands to the face, while he's prone on the mat. He taunts Benjamin, while he waits for Charlie to get to his feet, then runs into the ropes and comes back hitting Haas with a twisting flying forearm. Haas comes back and makes the hot tag. Shelton comes in with a couple dropkicks to Truth. Jordan comes in to a dropkick as well, sending him out to the floor. Shelton whips Killings into a corner and runs in with a Stinger splash, but Lashley pulls Ron out of the way, from the floor. He tags in Jordan. Haas comes in as Shelton shakes it off and atomic drops Jordan into Benjamins awaiting arms, for an exploder suplex. Haas drapes Orlando over the top rope. Benjamin runs into the ropes and comes back, leapfrogging Haas, landing on Jodan's lower back. Haas goes out and Bobby sneaks around on the floor and leaps up, nailing Charlie, standing on the apron, with a spear. (He comes over, pointing a finger at Taz) LASHLEY : Don't you say a word Taz! Keep your mouth shut or there'll be hell to pay! The ref sees Lashley over there and goes over, telling him to get back in GoD's corner. Benjamin gets behind Jordan, and runs him into the ropes for a schoolboy roll-up, but Orlando ducks under the top rope, as Killings nails Benjamin with an enziguiri kick to the face. Jordan picks him up and bends him forward. Holding Benjamin by an outstretched arm, he nails his finnisher, the Miami Hangover, legdrop bulldog. He hooks a leg for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 22:18, your winners and still Universal Tag Team Champions are Orlando Jordan and Ron "The Truth" Killings, the Generation of Domination!

TAZ : Highway robbery Cole! Lashley had to involve himself and in my opinion, cost The World's Greatest Tag Team, the Universal Tag Team Titles! COLE : Well Taz, lets go back to Hogan 1 more time, as the ring crew is wrapping all 3 of the ring ropes with barbed wire. He's standing by with Umaga and Armando Estrada.
Backstage. HULK : Armando, ho has Umaga prepared for this barbed wire match? ARMANDO : Just like any other match, Hogan! He's the Samoan Bulldozer! He wii wreck shop on anyone put in front of him. And Douglas, tonight, that means you! So get ready Shane, you're looking at the next Universal Heavyweight Champion!
COLE : Well Taz, this is it! Lets crown a new champion.
ANNOUNCER : This is our main event of the evening. There will be no disqualification and as you can see, barbed wire has been wrapped around all 3 ring ropes and all the turnbuckles. It is 1 fall for the vacant Universal Heavyweight Championship. First, being led to the ring by The Beautiful People, at 249 lbs, from Pittsburgh, Pennslvania, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas! His oponnent, being brought to the ring by Armando Estrada, at 350 lbs, from the Isle of Samoa, "The Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga! Douglas takes the early control, hitting a belly to belly suplex, followed by a couple elbow drops. He attempts to whip Umaga into the ropes and onto the barbed wire, but Umaga puts on the brakes and nails Douglas with a double thrust to the throat, followed by a spine buster. Umaga attempts to whip Shane into the barbed wire, but Shane reverses, gets behind Umaga, and hits a belly to back suplex. He stradles Umaga and begins nailing him in the head with punch after punch. Then he bites his forehead. He whips Umaga into the barbed wire. Umaga drops to his knees, as his back has been ripped open. Shane runs and hits him in the face with a dropkick, sending him back first int the barbed wire again. He picks Umaga up and slams his head into a barbed wire wrapped turnbuckle, that rips his face wide open. He pushes Umaga's face against the barbed wire and pulls the barbed wire back at the same time. Umaga's face is a crimpson mess. Shane goes to whip him into a corner but Umaga reverses it, sending Douglas in to have his back now ripped open. Umaga runs in with a splash. He pushes Shane's face down onto the top rope, against the barbed wire and then drags him halfway down the rope, raking his face on the barbed wire. Douglas is juicing as heavily as Umaga now. Umaga whips him into a corner again and as Douglas impacts, then comes forward, Umaga hits him with a superkick that drops him. Umaga pulls him into a seated position on the mat, back in the corner. He goes across to the opposite corner and runs, hitting a Samoan Wrecking Ball, hip attack, that smashes Shane's head back into barbed wire. He picks Douglas up into a gorilla press, then drops him across his shoulders, into a Samoan Drop. He carefully goes out and up to the top rope. He's distracted by the Beautiful People on the floor, showing Estrada some attention. A bloody Douglas gets up and dropkicks his ankle, making him crotch himself on the barbed wire wrapped turnbuckle. Shane pulls Umaga's legs to the inside of the ropes, then climbs up to the middle rope, in front of him. He front facelocks Umaga and jumps back, pulling Umaga, as he turns in mid air, and nails a Franchiser, stunner, off the ropes. He hooks a leg for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER: In 16:27, your winner and new Universal Heavyweight Champion is "The Franchise" Shane Douglas! A very bloody Shane Douglas kneels in the center of the ring, clutching his new belt as the show ends.

Halloween Havoc PPV
Monday, October 13, 2008, 01:44 AM EST
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Very well done. You always write well. It is almost like being there watching the real thing.
ecie10:55 PM EST