UCW's Warfare

Ric Flair's theme plays. ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the GM, "Nature Boy" Ric Flar! (Flair stands at the top of the ramp.) RIC : WOOOO! Hello everyone and welcome to the Bi-Lo Center, here, live, in Greenville South Carolina! (Huge pop from the crowd.) It has now been decided, that the main event at Halloween Havoc, the final match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament, will be a Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Match, that will involve 1 lucky fan, that night. There will be a wheel, much like the "Wheel of Fortune" wheel, with different specialy matches on it. 1 lucky fan will spin it, to choose the fate of the 2 finalists. It may be a Cage Match, a Texas Death Match, a Ladder Match, or 1 of several others. You'll have to tune in to find out. A rematch has also been signed as the Generation of Domination's Ron "The Truth" Killings and Orlando Jordan, will defend their newly won Universal Tag Team Titles against the former champs, the World's Greatest Tag Team. We will also have a Fatal 4-Way, for the Universal Hardcore Title, as Tommy Dreamer has renamed it. The participants will be named next week, after tonights Hardcore Championship Match between Tommy Dreamer and Carlito Colon. Tonight, you'll also see the last 2 quarterfinal matches for the Universal Title, including our main event, right here in Greenville, South Carolina. Inside of a steel cage, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase will face "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! And remember, we have no wimps here in UCW, so there is no exiting the cage to win. They are under "No DQ" rules and you must win by pinfall or submission. WOOOO!!!!! Fades to commercial.

Backstage with Hulk Hogan. HULK : William Regal, tonight you face GoD's Bobby Lashley in the Universal Title Tournament. REGAL : Lashley, I will out-wrestle you and bloody well, out-class you. I am the best pure wrestler here in UCW and I'll prove it here tonight, on my way to becoming the first ever, English, Universal Champion!

MICHAEL COLE : Hello everyone and welcome to Universal Championship Wrestling's Weekly Warfare! As always, I'm joined by my broadcast partner Taz. TAZ : What a show we're gonna have Cole! Get ready everybody as we're gonna take you to the Ultimate! COLE : First up Taz, we have the Debut of the Great Muta, here in UCW. TAZ : That's right, The Pearl of The Orient, Baby! ANNOUNCER : This is our opening contest of the evening. First, coming to the ring at 235 lbs, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, "Big Stevie Cool" Steven Richards! His opponent, at 244 lbs, from the Land of the Rising Sun, the Pearl of the Orient, the Great Muta! (Muta enters in a Dragon Mask, before taking it off, revealing his painted face.) Muta climbs up on the middle turnbuckle, facing the audience, as he grabs his throat, then sprays green mist from his mouth. They start with a collar-elbow tie up, in which Muta takes control with an armbar. After several forearms to the shoulder, Muta sends Richards to the mat with a knife-edge chop to the chest, then follows it up, running into the ropes, coming back with a snap corkscrew elbow drop. Muta taunts the crowd, then goes for a vertical suplex, but Richards counters with a sitout facebuster. Steven hits a snap suplex, followed by a powerbomb. He puts Muta in a Rat Trap, full nelson/camel clutch combo. Muta makes it to the ropes for the break. Richards sets him up for the Stevie Kick, superkick, but Muta catches it and counters with a wicked Dragon Screw Leg Whip. He then quickly turns Richards over and locks in the Muta Lock, inverted bridging STF. Richards taps out. Muta drops to 1 knee in the center of the ring, grabs his throat, and now sprays red mist. ANNOUNCER : In 9;07, your winner is the Great Muta! Fades to commercial

Backstage. HULK : Bobby Lashley, you're up next, to face William Regal. LASHLEY : Finally, UCW has come to its senses and put me in the hunt for the Universal Title. Regal, it doesn't matter how good you are, because you're about to meet your GoD! Now tell them what I taught you, Hogan! HULK : You're Lasley! You are GoD! You're A#1!

COLE : GoD is getting bolder and more confident each week. TAZ : I'm not sure if it's confidence or arrogance, but whichever it is, It sure is cocky! ANNOUNCER : This is the 3rd quarterfinal Match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament! Being led to the ring by Katie Lea Burchill, at 244 lbs, from Blackpool, England, William Regal! His opponent, being accompanied by Ron "The Truth" Killings and Orlando Jordan, at 275 lbs, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, Generation of Domination's Bobby Lashley! (Lashley comes over to the announcers table.) LASHLEY : Keep my name out of your mouth, in fact, just keep your mouth shut Taz, or I'll have you up in the ring saying what Hogan just did! You got that! (He gets in the ring.) The match starts with Regal taking the early control, working on Lashley's back. He hits a German suplex, followed by a double underhook suplex, He turns Bobby onto his stomach and grabs both of his arms, while putting a foot in his back, as he locks in a surfboard. Bobby gets to his feet and hits an exploder suplex, then runs into the ropes and comes back with a flying shoulderblock. He sets Regal for a vertical suplex, but regal floats over and nails a Regal Plex, bridging leg hook belly to back suplex for the pin, but Lashley kicks out. He hits a Regal Bomb, double underhook powerbomb and follows it up, locking in a Regal Stretch, arm trap cross-legged STF. Bobby gets to the ropes for the break. Regal runs into the ropes for a Thesz Press, but Lashley catches him in a spinebuster. The ref goes over, asking Jordan and Killings to go back to their corner(as they started making their way towards Katie Lea). Katie slides a pair of brass knucks to Regal. Lashley springs off the ropes as Regal sets to hit him with the brass knucks, but he ducks, hits the ropes again, and comes back almost cutting Regal in half, with a spear. He covers him and hooks a leg for the 1. 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 14 : 32, your winner is GoD's Bobby Lashley! Fades to commercial.

Backstage. (Jazz is talking o Ric Flair) JAZZ : Flair, you know yourself, that I should have had the shot at Kong at Fall Brawl for the Universal Women's Title. So I think I should be the #1 contender and get the shot at Halloween Havoc! (The Beautiful People come in) VELVET SKY : HELLO!!! You don't deserve a shot! You're not 1 of the Beautiful People. If anybody gets that shot, it should be Angelina. ANGELINA LOVE : Yeah, thats right! The only thing you deserve a shot at, is the Paper Bag Treatment! RIC : Ladies, Ladies, calm down. We'll settle it later tonight as you 2 will face each other to determine Natalya's opponent at Havoc. WOOOO!!!

COLE : What a great pay-per-view, Halloween Havoc is shaping up to be! TAZ : Yeah it's gonna be a barn burner Cole! And next up, we have a couple guys who will face the Next Generation Hart Foundation at Havoc, AMW! ANNOUNCER : Our next contest is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at a total combined weight of 342 lbs, from Rochester, New York, Colin Delaney! His partner, from Hanover, West Virginia, Jamie Noble!. Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 477 lbs, from Fort Wright, Kentucky, "Wildcat" Chris Harris and his partner from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm. Together they are America's Most Wanted! Noble and Storm start out. Jamie hits a German suplex. He whips Storm into the ropes for a scoop powerslam, followed by a cannonball senton from the top rope. Noble whips him in again for a clothesline, but Storm ducks and catches him turning back around, with a Last Call, superkick. Storm tags Harris, then drapes Jamie over the top rope, holding his legs. Harris runs the ropes, then leapfrogs over Storm, onto Jamie's outstreched back. Jamie comes back and makes the hot tag to Delaney. He hits several dropkicks, then runs into the ropes, coming back with a crossbody block, but is caught in mid-air by Harris. Harris holds him in a scoop position for a moment, before nailing a Catatonic, swinging side slam. He tags in Storm. Storm comes in and hits an Eye of the Storm, spinning crucifix toss. He goes over and knocks Noble off the apron, then goes back and tags in Harris. Storm then picks Colin up in a bearhug and leans forward as Harris climbs to the top rope and delivers the Death Sentance, guillotine legdrop to him. He covers for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 8:41, your winners are AMW! Fades to commercial.

In the ring for Carlito's Cabana. CARLITO : Welcome everyone to Carlito's Cabana. Relaxing on the beach, with a nice tropical  drink(holds up a fuity colored drink with a tiny umbrella in it.), now that's cool! But you know what's even cooler? My next guest. In fact, he's the coolest guest, I've ever had, here on Carlito's Cabana. So please everybody, welcome at this time... ME!. Tonight, I'll be facing Tommy Dreamer, whom last week, we determined, was not so cool. I'll be challenging him for the Universal Hardcore Title. Then I will go on to Halloween Havoc in 2 weeks, to successfully defend it in the Fatal 4-Way. (Tommy Dreamer comes out at the top of the ramp.) TD : Carlito! You're overlooking 1 small detail. I'm the Champion! You may be the king of cool, but don't you know that I'm the king of extreme? You will never get this from me(holds up the Universal Hardcore Title). CARLITO : You'll see, later tonight! TD : No, you'll see, when I take you to the ultimate extreme! They stare each other down as we fade to commercial.

Backstage. HULK : Gregory Helms, right here next week, you face Robert Roode, but at Halloween Havoc, in 2 weeks, you will defend your Universal Lightweight Title against his fellow Impact Player, Lance Storm. HELMS : Whattup witdat? Iproved I'm the gretest lightweight in the universe, when I put Ultimo Dragon out at Fall Brawl. Next week Roode will get a Nightmare on Helms Street, then I'll go on to do the same to Storm, as I show them what a true impact player really is!

COLE : Next up Taz, we have our womens #1 contender match. TAZ : I'd hate to be Angelina Love in this match, knowing she cost Jazz, the #1 contenders spot at Fall Brawl! ANNOUNCER : This match is set for 1 fall. First, coming to the ring at 148 lbs, from New Orleans, Loisiana, "The Female Phenom" Jazz! Her opponent, being accompanied by fellow Beautiful People member, Velvet Sky, at 118 lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love! Love starts out, hitting a springboard armdrag, then locks in an armbar. Jazz gets to her feet, only to be snap-mared into a seated position and have Love run into the ropes and come back with a dropkick to the face. She whips Jazz into the ropes for a Hurricanrana, but Jazz counters, hitting a sitout powerbomb. She turns Love onto her stomach, then interlocks her fingers under Angelina's chin as she faces her feet. She flips forward in a bridging reverse chinlock. After a while, she lets go, then locks in an STF. Love makes it to the ropes for the break. Jazz whips her into a corner and follows in with a Stinger Splash, but Velvet Sky pulls Love out of the way, from outside. As she turns around, Love catches her in a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. She goes to the top rope for a diving crossbody block, but Jazz catches her in a tremendous scoop powerslam. Jazz picks her up and from behind, lifts her up in her B*tch Clamp, elavated double arm chickenwing. She drops her, after Sky climbs up on the apron. Jazz spin kicks her back to the floor. She puts Love in a front facelock, then nails her Jazz Stinger, sitout facebuster, for the 1, 2, 3. ANNOUNCER : In 10:26, your winner is "The Female Phenom" Jazz!

Backstage. HULK : Ted Dibiase, in the main event, you face Chris Benoit inside of a steel cage to determine who will advance in the Universal Title Tournament. TED : You know Hogan, I should rightfully be the champion now. I did beat Eddie Guerrero at Fall Brawl. But if I have to go through Benoit to get my belt, than so be it! Benoit, get ready, cause I'm gonna make chump change out of you. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

TAZ : Next up Cole Is our Hardcore Title Mach. COLE : Should be a great 1 too, Taz! ANNOUNCER : This is a 1 fall hardcore match and is for the Universal Hardcore Championship. First, making his way to the ring at 220 lbs, from San Juan, Peurto Rico, Carlito Colon! His opponent at 255 lbs, from Yonkers, New York, the King of Extreme, the Universal Hardcore Champion, Tommy Dreamer! They brawl for a few minutes, then Tommy hits a Spicolli Driver, Death Valley Driver, He lifts Carlito up for a vertical suplex, but Carlito counters, floating over and nails a Backstabber double knee backbreaker. As they're both recovering, Armando Estrada runs down the ramp, waving, and from out of the crowd, Sabu jumps the guard rail, entering the ring, attacking both men with a chair. He sets up  the chair, then whips Carlito into a corner, backs into the opposite corner, and runs, stepping up on the chair, he hits an Air Sabu, spinning heel kick, which sends Carlito out to the floor. He runs and jumps on the middle rope, nailing Dreamer with a springboard tornado DDT. He lays the chair flat underneath Tommy's face and quickly goes outside and slingshots back in with a legdrop to the back of Dreamer's head, nailing his Arabian Facebuster on the chair. He sets the chair back up in the center of the ring, runs the ropes, steps up on the chair, jumps to the top rope and hits his Triple Jump Arabian Press, crossbody block to the outside of the ring on Carlito. ANNOUNCER : In 6:33, the refferee has thrown this match out due to outside interferrence. Sabu kneels, pointing to the sky as we fade to commercial.

Backstage. HULK : Chris Benoit, you're up next to face Ted Dibiase in a cage to determine who will advance in the tournament. BENOIT : Hulk, I don't care about the tournament! If I win, I win. If not, then so be it!. For what Money Inc did to Eddie at Fall Brawl, I'm gonna hurt Ted Dibiase! Dibiase, you say you're gonna make change with me, Well I'm about to close your account out, here in UCW!

COLE : This is a pay-per-view caliber main event! TAZ : You got that right Cole, but you're getting it live, right here on UCW's Warfare! ANNOUNCER : This is our main event of the evening and is our last quarterfinal match in the Universal Heavyweight Title Tournament. It will take place inside of a 15 foot steel cage(cage lowers around the ring). First, coming to the ring with Goldberg, at 262 lbs, from Omaha, Nebraska, Money Inc's "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase! His opponent at 232 lbs, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! They start with a collar-elbow tie-up folowed by several armdrags and an armbar by Benoit, as he takes Dibiase to the mat. He works over the arm for a few minutes, before Ted gets to his feet, backing Chris into a corner. As the ref steps in for a clean break, Dibiase drives a couple knees into Benoit's mid-section. Dibiase grabs his head and slams it into the cage a couple times. He hip tosses Chris to the mat. Blood has started flowing from Benoit's head. Dibiase hits a gutwrench suplex, then climbs to the 2nd rope for a backwards falling elbow drop. He hits a vertical suplex, followed by a piledriver. Then he stands over Chris and executes a delayed falling fist drop. He whips Chris into the ropes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks, and catches Ted in a snap suplex. He picks Ted up, running him from side to side, slamming his head into the cage, until he is bleeding. Chris then pushes his head against the cage, grating it, as he rakes his head along the cage. Ted comes back, whipping Chris into the ropes for a scoop powerslam. He hits an inverted atomic drop, followed by a short arm clothesline. He nails a vertical suplex. Dibiase goes to whip Benoit into the ropes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and catches him in his Hat Trick, tripple rolling German suplexes, then stands over him, drawing the imaginary line across his throat, with his thumb. He goes out to the top rope and nails his flying headbutt. He whips Dibiase into the ropes and takes him down in a Crippler Crossface. Ted taps out. ANNOUNCER : In 21:19, your winner is "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! The cage door is unlocked and Goldberg runs in as Benoit is getting up. He goes for a spear, but Chris sidesteps it and he spears the ref. Benoit grabs Goldberg and tosses him out the door, then locks the cage again. He goes back to Dibiase and locks in the Crippler Crossface again, as the show ends.