It’s the time of the year when WWE goes interactive -
well, sort of (see the rant at the end), as they ask their fans to
choose stipulation and match types with Cyber Sunday, shown live on Sky
Sports here in Britain.
The show begins with Rey Mysterio and
Kane renewing their rivalry - the stipulation - no holds barred with 39
per cent of the vote. An enjoyable start to the show, and another good
David v Goliath type of battle, with the Big Red Machine simply
overpowering Mysterio, who countered with his superior speed and aerial
ability. Not much weapons use though, even though this was a no holds
barred match. Mysterio came out on top after his 619/top rope splash
combination. I’m left to wonder though how much longer this rivalry can
go on, enjoyable as it is.
Match two is the fist title match of
the evening, with Matt Hardy defending the ECW title against Evan
Bourne, with 69 per cent, so thankfully no Mark Henry this month. This
is the first time I’ve seen Bourne in action, so this is a new
experience for me. The guy really impressed me in this outing with the
mega-over Hardy, and in a way he kind of reminded me of a younger
version of the Hardy Boys. There were a couple of moments that weren’t
exactly well executed (Bourne’s attempted leg sweep on Hardy), but
overall it was a good match, a real back-and-forth affair with plenty
of false finishes, and Hardy taking Bourne out with the twist of fate
at the second attempt. Boy was this good.
Tag-team action
follows, with Cryme Tyme v The Miz and John Morrison getting 38 per
cent. This was another example of great tag-team wrestling, featuring
two teams which have a great chemistry with each other. I’m finally
beginning to warm to the Miz, and it’s all down to his team with
Morrison, and Cryme Tyme have always had good matches in them. A good
match with both members of Tyme getting double-teamed, a mass brawl
towards the end, and Morrison taking Shad out with his midnight ride to
get the win. If only WWE gave us more tag-teams like these two.
More
title action follows, with Santino Marella, accompanied by Beth
Phoenix, defending the Intercontinental title against the Honkytonk
Man, with 35 per cent. Much jaw-jacking to begin with, followed by
Honky challenging Marella to a dancing contest, which ended with the
champion clobbering the challenger. The match itself didn’t actually
last that long, as Marella was disqualified when Beth tripped Honky as
he came off the ropes, which only served to enrage the champion. But as
he went to leave, he was stopped by the other two wrestlers in the
vote, Goldust and Roddy Piper. All three veterans proceeded to take him
out, which proved to be more entertaining than the match itself.
Another
rivalry is renewed next, with the Undertaker taking on the Big Show -
the stipulation - last man standing with 49 per cent. Before the match
begins Jim Ross tells us that a win can be obtained via pin or
submission. I’m guessing here that Vince was shouting down his ear
about this error, before telling Taz to tell the fans the correct
rules. Once again the two big men put on another good battle. It’s not
pretty, no rest holds here as these two tried to beat the hell out of
each other, with their fists, heads, and anything else they could get
their hands on. Even the ECW announcers table took a beating, when Show
choke slammed Undertaker from the barricade. This wasn’t enough to put
the dead man away, and neither did Show’s big right hand. In fact it
was the Undertaker who managed to beat the ten count. After surviving a
chair shot, he synched in his choke hold submission, and even though
Show tapped, the match didn’t end. It was only after the big man was
counted out that the Undertaker was declared the victor. A very good
match, with two outstanding performances from those concerned.
Then
it’s on to the Diva Halloween costume thing, with Mickie James winning
for her Lara Croft costume. Needless to say there was the inevitable
cat fight afterwards. Just what purpose this served I fail to see.
Main
event time #1, with Triple H defending the WWE title against Jeff Hardy
with 57 per cent. After their last singles match, this one had a lot to
live up to. They just about managed it. Some good, solid wrestling
throughout this one, and the chemistry between these two is increasing
all the time. As good as Triple H was here, you couldn’t help but hope
that Hardy would finally get that win and the title. But sadly it was
not to be. The twist of fate and the senton couldn’t put him the Game
away, who retained the title by stopping what was probably going to be
a third senton from the top rope, stopping that move and dragging him
from the top rope to finish it with the pedigree. You know, I could
watch these two go at it all day, and I still wouldn’t be disappointed.
Main
event time #2, with Chris Jericho defending the World title against
Batista, with Steve Austin as special referee with 74 per cent. Jericho
looked a worried man going into this one, having spent the evening
trying to get various people to take out Batista, getting the no answer
all the time, and the choice of special referee didn’t do much for his
mood either. As far as match quality goes, well, I just couldn’t get
into this one. Technically it was fine, with a good storyline and good
execution, but after the excitement of the previous match this one just
didn’t do it for me. Austin did a good job as referee, only really
getting involved a couple of times early on, until he got accidentally
clobbered by Batista when Jericho ducked out of the way. This brought
Shawn Michaels, one of the other special referees in the vote, down to
the ring after Jericho took Batista down with the code breaker.
Michaels, for obvious reasons, didn’t administer the count, and it
looked like Michaels would make the final count after Batista speared
Jericho. But this didn’t happen because JBL came down and pulled
Michaels out of the ring. Then, as Austin was slowly getting back in,
third choice referee Randy Orton came down, only to get stunned by
Austin, and after all of this went on, Batista took Jericho out with
the Batista bomb, and with Austin making the three count, we had a new
world champion. As I said, it was okay, but were all the run-ins from
the other referees and JBL really necessary?
In conclusion - I
really enjoyed WWE’s latest attempt at making their new universe more
interactive. The matches ranged from good to great, although there were
a couple of moments where I was left scratching my head a little.
However (and this is the rant I promised earlier), by only allowing
fans to vote mainly by text, those WWE fans outside North America were
more or less alienated, having had their voices taken away. This for me
diminishes the entire concept of the event, and it was done just so WWE
could make a bit more cash. Asking their fans to pay for text voting as
well as the pay-per-view is going a bit far in my opinion.
The
WWE now ram the concept of their “universe” down our throats, trying to
make us feel like a part of a worldwide community, but they ignored a
big part of that universe with Cyber Sunday.
WWE Cyber Sunday on Sky Sports - TV Review
No Mercy on Sky Box Office - TV Review
It’s that time of the month again where World Wrestling
Entertainment move on to pay-per-view, with Jeff Hardy challenging
Triple H for the WWE title, and Shawn Michaels challenging his nemesis
Chris Jericho in a ladder match for the World title. It’s No Mercy,
shown live here in Great Britain on Sky Box Office.
The show
begins with title action, with Mark Henry, accompanied by his buddy
Tony Atlas, challenging Matt Hardy for the ECW title. *SARCASM ALERT!!*
Well, this was one I was really looking forward to. As per usual, Henry
was his usual, plodding self, and it was only the expertise of Hardy
that saved this match from being a total stinker. But then again, Matt
Hardy could probably have a good match with a broomstick. It was the
usual power stuff from Henry, with Hardy targeting his giant legs, with
Hardy retaining the title, countering Henry’s cross body block catch by
hammering away on the strongman’s leg, causing Henry to drop him so he
could execute the twist of fate. Maybe this little feud will come to an
end now, because I’m pretty sure that there are far more people on the
ECW roster who could have a better match with Hardy.
Time for
the divas next, with Beth Phoenix, accompanied by her main squeeze
Santino Marella, defending the Women’s title against former champion
Candice Michelle. I’m kind of surprised that this match was second on
the show, considering that they normally use the diva matches as filler
material. So have the WWE creatives been watching some TNA Knockout
matches recently, because right from the start this one was pretty
bloody good. Candice has really improved since the last time I saw
here, and Beth, well, is Beth. You get good stuff out of her every
time. The story of this one saw Beth target Candice’s previously
injured shoulder, with Candice playing the role of the underdog to
perfection, fighting a tough battle against the much stronger opponent.
However, it wasn’t enough, with Beth getting the pin with her variation
of the power bomb. Very good match this, and good to see Candice
back…and her front.
The proverbial David v Goliath battle
follows, with Rey Mysterio facing the massive challenge of Kane.
Considering the size disparage between these two, this one could have
been a stinker. Thankfully it wasn’t. As always, Mysterio is at his
best playing the plucky underdog, and Kane is at his best playing the
evil monster. Their differing styles gelled extremely well, and made
for a good match that had twists and turns throughout. This was just
one of those matches you couldn’t take your eyes off, hoping that the
little guy would come out on top against his evil nemesis. He did, in a
way. As Kane slumped over the barricade, wounded by Mysterio’s attack
to his legs, the masked one climbed to the top rope, only to be met by
a steel chair as he came down, earning the big red machine an immediate
disqualification. A good way to end the match, and to keep the feud
fresh for another day.
After a lengthy in-ring segment MVP,
Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, Manu, C.M. Punk and Kofi
Kingston, it’s back to the action, with Batista facing JBL to determine
the number one contender for the World title. Those of you with long
memories will remember the matches these two had a few years ago, and
they weren’t exactly mat classics, with JBL admitting that they didn’t
exactly click in the ring. Well, things were a little better this time
around. Although this was nothing more than a brawl, with a couple of
rest holds thrown in for good measure, it lived up to it’s lofty
status, although it didn’t last as long as I thought it would. There
was one slightly dodgy moment, but in the end Batista took care of the
money man with his trademark Batista bomb. The Animal continues to look
good, and it showed in this match.
Another rivalry that’s been
renewed continues next, with the Big Show taking on the Undertaker.
These two big behemoths really laid into each other, with hard shots as
they brawled around the ring, mixed in with the odd wrestling hold. As
with the previous match, this one also lived up to it’s status, and the
fact that it was little more than a slug fest didn’t detract from my
enjoyment. Everything about this match was just so right, and in the
end, after exposing one of the turnbuckles and ramming the Undertaker’s
head into it, Show used his new weapon, his big right hand, to knock
the dead man into the middle of next week, knocking him out, with the
referee stopping the match after the third concussive blow. Boy, was
this good, and I wouldn’t mind getting a re-match after this one.
Main
event time #1, as Jeff Hardy challenges Triple H for the WWE title.
This was one of those matches you just couldn’t help looking forward
to. This one certainly lived up to the hype. The excitement and great
action began from the moment the opening bell sounded, producing a
match with two men who were perfect foils for each other. Back and
forth from the outset, the action never let up, and again this was one
of those matches you just couldn’t take your eyes off, it was that damn
good. Tons of great action, with a simple finish. After Hardy finally
took Triple H down with the twist of fate, and followed it up with the
swanton from the top rope, Hardy was just a second away from winning
the title when the Game countered Hardy’s pin attempt with a pin of his
own. This may not be the best match of Triple H’s career, but it
certainly is the best match of Jeff Hardy’s career, and if this doesn’t
get a match of the year nomination then there’s no justice in this
world.
Main event time #2, as Shawn Michaels challenges Chris
Jericho for the World title in a ladder match. With what happened in
the previous match this one had a lot to live up to, and it delivered
in that respect. While this may not have been the greatest ladder match
of all time in WWE history, it must certainly rank as one of the best.
The rivalry that has been built up between these two over the past few
months once again made you think that these two really hated each
others guts as they tore into each other, using the various ladders to
good effect. It was another of those matches you just couldn’t take
your eyes off, and you’ll have to forgive me for using that particular
line again. So it was after what seemed like an eternity of great
action, and after some timely interference from Lance Cade, that
Jericho, after a tug of war struggle with Michaels at the top of the
ladder, grabbed the belt after head butting Michaels to win the match.
What a great match, a match worthy of those involved, and another match
of the year candidate.
In conclusion - apart from the monthly
appearance of Mark Henry, No Mercy has to go down as one of the best
WWE shows of the year. Apart from the opener, the matches ranged from
good to great, with the two main event matches definitely worthy of
their status, with four wrestlers putting on what could be career
defining performances. So congratulations all round to all those
involved, for showing that Vince McMahon and his band of merry men are
still capable of putting on a tremendous show.

