So... Time for another blog from the "Common Sense Fan" Tommyspud, XD.
That's a nickname I gave myself, back when I was on Youtube... but anyway, let's get this underway.
I've got a couple problems with WWE at this current point in time.
1: Diva's Championship=RETARDED
Seriously, the Women's Division is ****ing terrible, there are possibly only around... 6 real women's wrestlers, and all of the other ones ****ing suck. Why don't they just drop the ****ing belt, and make the Women's Title defendable on all three brands...
2: Kofi Kingston as the Intercontinental Champion=STUPID
Could you guys have at least waited until the GAB to make Kofi the IC Champion? I mean, seriously, Kofi wasn't really doing much, outside of PWNING Shelton Benjamin, but he's suddenly taken as an IC Champion at the PPV, even after getting his ass raped by JBL during the TV draft?
3: Cena vs JBL.... Again?=NOOOOOO
For the love of god, I'm sick and tired of seeing the same feuds that I saw two ****ing years ago. Where's the ****ING ORIGINALITY, WWE? Oh, yeah, that's right, it's nonexistant, since you really haven't built up any new stars to be in the Main Event, besides Punk...
4: Punk's too quick Title push=Meh
Punk jumped the gun going to RAW, because, he really hasn't been fully established as a main eventer... Can you name me a legitimate WWE main eventer that he's beaten? I don't think so. It's good that he's the World Champion, but if he feuds with everybody in the main event too much, he'll probably become stale pretty quick, regardless of his wrestling ability.
Those are just some of my problems with WWE right now, but now I'd like to address Fan Nation.
The Forums need to be fixed, and they NEED better mods. How about actually adding some 'real' mods. Mods that are a PART of the forums. Mods that people can actually TALK to. Instead of these retarded mods who don't know what the **** they are doing. Hell, I've been a mod/admin before for several forums. There's no way that those guys can be better than me, or several others who have experience. WWE, you should READ this, and appoint some WWE Fan Nation Members as MODS.
Ok, well, Night of Champions has passed over once again... With terrible mistakes in the booking and wrestling department, this PPV might be the worst of THIS year.
1st off, a major gripe to me was Hornswoggle and Finlay even getting a tag title shot. They are a COMEDY tag team, and shouldn't seriously be put in a title match. I would rather have seen Moore/Yang or the Edgeheads in that match instead.
Another major gripe for me was Kofi winning the IC Title. He has had NO SIGNIFICANT push towards winning any title, and yet, he wins it on the first try, ****ING ****. I don't care if Shawn Michaels interfered, you could book Y2J as the winner, then have HBK interfere, stupid... Kofi DOESN'T DESERVE the title right now, and I thought a few wrestlers could have been better used in his place.... Maybe JBL? Maybe actually USE Shawn?
2 Major Titles are on Smackdown, because of Edge and HHH retaining. That is utter ****ing ****, one of them should've lost. The brands are in need of serious balancing... RAW NEEDS a world title, ECW needs some developmental people on it's show... I would have picked HHH to lose, for a couple reasons...
1 CENA TURNS HEEL... He's golden as a heel, and it pisses me off that WWE doesn't ****ing get this... They probably NEVER WILL.
2 HHH's problems are the reason why he moved to SD, he's probably got too much problems to even have a title...
3 If Edge lost the title at NoC, the whole Taker return would be for NOTHING. Edge needs that title, and he needs it for Taker's return, because it adds a lot more depth to the hunt.
4 HHH is a master of politics, and SD doesn't need that on it's show. HHH may deserve some of his world title reigns, but he doesn't deserve others. If Poltics enter SD, HHH will BURY everybody, just like he did the ECW Roster that one time.
Some pluses to booking were ECW Championship back on ECW, Cody's heel turn(Even though I would like to have seen JBL enter...), THE SCRAPPING OF THE DIVA'S TITLE(YAY), and MATT HARDY RETAINS.
I plead... to the WWE... PUT THE WWE TITLE BACK ON RAW, and STRIP HHH OF THE TITLE! BALANCE THE MOTHER****ING BRANDS!
The first ever Fan Nation WWE E-FED is almost coming to start. Many WWE Superstars are still available. Pick from your favorite WWE superstars, create feuds, make your promos, and make your own destiny. First show is Night of Champions, where the Fantasy WWE will be quite shaken up. Check the WWE Fan Nation Forums under the "What If" section, for more details, involving a Taken Roster List.
If you saw the supplemental draft recently, you would have seen what I think, is possibly the inside destruction of ECW. ECW lost 5 people, Layla(Who I could care less about), Big Daddy V(MOOBS, XD, big heel on ECW), Matt Striker(Big Daddy V's manager, who I like as a mouthpiece), Kofi(One of ECW's biggest future stars), and Shelton(Also, one of ECW's biggest future stars).
Who did they gain for these people, you ask? Finlay(He's ok, but shouldn't be on ECW), Hornswoggle(Shouldn't even be in a wrestling match, period. He's more comedic in backstage/in-ring segments, not in wrestling.), Mark Henry(This is how you replace Kane and Big Daddy V?), and Super Crazy(Only good ECW addition in the Supplemental draft)
I mean, for the love of god, WWE is, not only ruining the entirety of ECW, from it's main event, to it's specatcular midcarders.... WHAT THE **** IS THE DEAL HERE? I mean, I don't want to watch Comedy on a show that I actually think has good wrestling matches... And, you just got rid of most of the good wrestlers on ECW already, not to mention the STAR Power... Let's face it, ECW will probably die, and it sickens me, especially with how they could have fixed ECW without making too much of a dent in it...
I am now taking requests for writing matches. Just give me who you want in the match, what kind of match, and what arena should it take place in. For those people not familiar with my match writing, here is a sample. It's AJ Styles vs RVD.
A camera shoots around the iMPACT zone, showing all of the fans. Then, it turns to the ring, showing the fast paced match between "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal and Alex Shelley. Shelley and Lethal grapple, and Lethal goes for a suplex, but Shelley drops behind him, and rolls him up. The ref counts, 1...2.. Kickout by Lethal.
Don West: OH THAT WAS CLOSE! Mike Tenay: Lethal's got to watch out for moves like that!
Shelley lifts Lethal to his feet, and drags him in. He signals for the Shellshock, but Lethal whips him into the ropes. Alex comes back and Lethal hits the STO backbreaker, then a reverse STO to hit the Lethal Combination. Lethal looks around to the crowd, and then climbs up top of the closest turnbuckle, (which is the one on the right side). He looks around at the fans and they cheer wildly. He jumps off, delivering the Elbow Drop. He covers, and the refs hand comes down for the count, 1...2...3! Lethals arm is raised, as his music plays. But, then suddenly, the music changes to 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor', and Lethal's smile turns to surprise, as the music continues to play.
Mike Tenay: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! Don West: I don't know!
The lights go dark, in the iMPACT zone, as the regular TNA titantron video begins playing. Suddenly the background turns entire black, and the letters drop from the top, 'RVD' The lights turn back on to reveal, Rob Van Dam on the stage. The crowd is going nuts, and Fonzie comes out, with his whistle, and begins blowing it like crazy.
Don West: It's RVD! Mike Tenay: What does he want?
Lethal takes this opportunity to bail, along with Alex, up the opposite enterance ramp. RVD and Fonzie walk down the ramp, the crowd cheering at the top of their lungs still. RVD and Fonzie get into the ring, and look at everyone. RVD asks for a mic from a nearby cameraman, and gets one.
RVD: So, this is TNA, Fonzie, come over here. Let me ask you a question, who was the best damn ECW TV Title Holder ever?
Fonzie: It was Rob Van Dam!
RVD: That's right. Let me ask you another question, who is Mr. Thursday Night?
Fonzie: It's ROB VAN DAM!
RVD: Do you remember what RVD 4:20 means?
Fonzie/RVD: RVD 4:20 SAYS I JUST SMOKED YOUR ASS!
RVD: Now, enough with the formalities, people here can talk about how good or phenomenal they are... But, I'm on an entire different level then they are. Let's face it.. I am a WWE and ECW Triple Crowns champion, which is more than a certain superstar can say. In fact, I am a WWE GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! Also, I'm the only wrestler to hold two Top Titles at once, the WWE and ECW Titles. So, I'm calling not only that one man out, but anyone else who wants to fight. Get your ass out of the locker room, and walk your ass up here so I can kick it in an ECW Rules match!
Rob drops the mic, and looks up the ramp for someone to reply. A couple seconds pass, and RVD is yelling the word **** at the stage. Then, a theme plays. RVD smiles, as he knows the theme music. It's AJ Styles, and he walks out on the stage, not wearing a hood. AJ has a mic in his hand and looks at RVD. He then begins to speak.
AJ: Well, well, well, I thought that you'd be less talkative, Rob. You want to come out here, and talk about Achievements, well, I am a THREE time TNA Triple Crown Winner. So, what do you have to say to that. RVD, come on, you call me out, you know I'm going to answer. So, I only have one question for you, you want to start it in there, or do you want to start it out here!
Styles then drops the mic, and waits for RVD to leave the ring, but RVD is shaking his head, not buying into it. AJ then runs down to the ring, and slides in. Fonzie slides out of the ring, as Senior Referee Rudy Charles runs down the ramp, and slides in. AJ and RVD stare down each other, as Rudy rings the bell.
Don West: THIS IS AN X-DIVISION DREAM MATCH! Mike Tenay: I can't believe it, myself, Don!
AJ's arms extend out, taunting Rob, and Rob delivers a kick to AJ's ankle. RVD turns it into a leg sweep attempt, but AJ hops over the leg and nails a kick to the back of Rob's head. AJ gets Rob up and whips him to the ropes. Rob comes back, ducking under a clothesline attempt, and rebounds back off the ropes, hitting AJ in the head with a side kick to the gut. AJ's kneeling, and Rob quickly whips him into a turnbuckle. He runs at AJ, jumping in midair, and AJ ducks, sending Rob to land on the top turnbuckle. AJ pushes Rob off, and his Jaw hits the barricade. Styles, seeing this opportunity, walks to the middle of the ring, and taunts for Rob to get up. Rob is slowly getting to his feet. But, AJ runs to the ropes, and hits a backflip plancha on Rob. The crowd is chanting loudly, 'Holy ****', as Fonzie comes over, blowing his whistle. Fonzie slaps AJ, and AJ gets up, looking at him. Styles takes a step near Fonzie, but Bill quickly backs off. Rob is slowly getting to his feet, AJ hits a couple fists to the back, and then whips RVD back into the ring. AJ quickly climbs up to the top rope, and jumps off, going for a Shooting Star Press, but RVD flips over, causing AJ to crash and burn into the mat. RVD quickly flips himself back up, and runs to the ropes. He rebounds off, doing a somersault, then hits a leg drop on Styles. RVD goes for a cover, 1... AJ kicks out. Rob then lifts AJ up, and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. RVD walks up to AJ, and hits a couple kicks to the gut, then hops up, and kicks AJ in the head. AJ slumps down, sitting against the turnbuckle. Rob backs up to the middle of the ring, and runs at AJ. RVD goes for a running baseball slide, but AJ rolls out of the ring. Styles then grabs hold of Rob's legs, and pulls his legs toward the turnbuckle, and racks him. AJ then flips up the ring apron, searching underneath. He then begins pulling out a table, and slides it in the ring. He also pulls out a ladder and slides it in the ring. AJ slides in, and drags RVD out of the turnbuckle area, and goes for a Boston Crab, but RVD is able to kick AJ off, and trip him with his leg. RVD quickly gets up, and hits a leg drop on AJ. RVD then drags the ladder, and puts it on top of Styles. RVD then goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and goes for a split leggend moonsault, but Styles throws up the ladder, causing it to collide with RVD, stopping his momentum. Styles gets up, and goes for the cover. 1...2... Kickout, he then gets RVD up, and puts him in the Torture Rack. After a couple seconds, he spins it around, and hits a powerbomb. AJ goes for a quick elbow, but Rob rolls out of the way, and gets up. Rob hits a quick Leg Lariat on AJ, and goes over to the table. He then sets it up, near the turnbuckle(not on). Rob then cartwheels over AJ, and hits a standing moonsault on him. Pin by RVD, 1...2... KICKOUT by AJ. RVD then jumps over AJ, and bounces off the ropes, as AJ sits up. DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF AJ! Rob then gets AJ up, and rolls him on the table. RVD jumps up top, but AJ is up on top of the table. RVD jumps off with a diving karate kick to AJ, but AJ catches his foot! RVD tries to use that against Styles, by landing on his foot, and going for a mule kick, but AJ blocks that foot, and turns him around. HUGE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX through the table by AJ! AJ goes for the pin, 1....2... And Rob's too close to the ropes, as his left foot lands on the bottom rope.
Don West: Rob's STILL IN THIS! Mike Tenay: A very close match so far.
AJ gets pissed as he drags RVD away from the ropes, and sets up the ladder. He then starts climbing on top of the ladder, and he's standing up top. Then, all of a sudden, Fonzie rushes in and pushes the ladder over, then quickly leaves as it tilts. AJ ends up going over the top rope, and rolls into the barricade. RVD slowly gets to his feet, and looks at AJ, who is slowly getting to his feet. Rob runs to the ropes, and suicide dives into AJ. Rob slides back into the ring, and sets up the ladder again. He calls for Fonzie to help him, and Fonzie rolls AJ back into the ring, and pulls out a chair from under the ring. Fonzie slides in, and places it on AJ's chest. Fonzie backs off, and looks up at RVD. He blows his whistle, and RVD jumps off, going for the 5-Star Frog Splash, and AJ, in a desperation move, throws the chair up at RVD, and rolls away. RVD hits the canvas hard, landing on top of the chair. AJ taunts as he gets up, and then hits Fonzie with a flying forearm, knocking him down. Fonzie rolls out of the ring as Styles then goes for the quick pin on RVD, 1...2.... KICKOUT BY RVD, and AJ can't believe it! AJ is stunned, as he's arguing with Rudy! He then drags up RVD, and sets him in the beginning position for the Styles Clash. He lifts RVD up, but RVD hits a hurricanrana pin on AJ, 1....2... KICKOUT by AJ! AJ seems angry as he quickly gets up, and kicks RVD in the head. AJ then drags RVD to the ropes, waiting for him to get up. He does, and AJ backflips off the ropes, and hits a reverse DDT on RVD. Pin by AJ, 1...2... Kickout. AJ gets RVD up, and gives him a backbreaker, and jumps up to the top rope. He jumps off, hitting the Spiral Tap on RVD. Instead of pinning, he decides to taunt to the crowd. Fonzie is back up, and he slides another chair to Rob Van Dam. AJ then looks over at Rob, and lifts him to his feet, but then Rob nails AJ in the face with the chair! AJ is dazed, and RVD tosses him the chair, then, right when AJ catches it, hits a Spinning Heel Kick into it. AJ goes down from the Van Daminator, and RVD jumps up top. HE HITS THE 5-STAR FROG SPLASH, and covers... 1....2....3!
