WELL I MUST SAY MY ANNOUNCEMENT OF LEAVING WWE, IF I DO NOT WIN THE ECW TITLE BY JUNE 6 HAS CAUSED QUITE A STIR. FIRST OFF THIS ISN'T A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING IT HAS BEEN SOMETHING I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH FOR QUITE SOMETIME. MY ANNOUNCEMENT HAS EVEN CAUSED A STIR WITH SOME OF THE WWE SUPERSTARS CASE IN POINT MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON. I AM GONNA DO SOMETHING THAT I NORMALLY DO NOT DO AND THAT IS BRAG JUST LIKE MIZ HAS DONE EXCEPT I HAVE ALOT OF PROOF BEHIND MY STATEMENTS. MIZ AND MORRISON REMIND ME ALOT OF HIGH SCHOOL BULLIES AND OR KIDS THAT HAVE IT ALL AND LIKE TO BRAG AND SHOW OFF TO OTHERS, WELL THOSE KIDS ARE OFTEN INSECURE AND I ALSO BEAT THEM UP WHEN THEY PICKED ON OTHERS. SO MIZ YOU WANT A REALITY CHECK HERE WE GO
I GUESS I CAN SUM UP YOUR LITTLE SPEECH ON ECW THIS WEEK. I AM OLD, FAT AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ME. REALLY REALLY
1.I AM OLD
YES I AM 37 YEARS OLD I TURN 38 ON THE 13TH OF THIS MONTH. I HAVE BEEN WRESTLING SINCE I WAS 18. I HAVE BEEN ON TV SINCE 21(NOT SOME REALITY TV SHOW) ACTUAL DIFFERENT WRESTLING COMPANIES.THIS GIVES ME EXPERIENCE ALSO IT PROVES I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE THIS LONG IN THE HARDEST INDUSTRY OUT THERE. I WONDER IF WWE WILL OFFER YOU ANOTHER CONTRACT WHEN YOU TURN 37, LIKE THEY HAVE ME. I RECENTLY LOOKED AT CYBER SUNDAY AND THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND GUESS WHAT, THERE WAS 19 GUYS WHO WHERE ADVERTISED ON THOSE SHOWS THAT ARE EITHER THE SAME AGE OR OLDER THAN ME. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER BUT I WASN'T THERE. SO BECAREFUL ABOUT SAYING PEOPLE ARE OLD IT MAY GET YOU IN TROUBLE WITH OTHERS. REALLY? REALLY!
2.I AM FAT
WELL I DO ADMIT THAT YOU BOTH HAVE BETTER BODIES THAN ME.I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE NEVER HAD A SURGERY AND OR MISSED ANY MATCHES WHILE IN WWE. I BROKE MOST OF MY BODY PARTS CREATING SOMETHING CALLED ECW, THAT SAME PLACE THAT GAVE YOU GUYS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS YOURSELVES.WWE HAS THE GREATEST WELLNESS PROGRAM EVER AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A SUSPENSION AND ACTUALLY HAVE BETTER BLOOD WORK AND HEART RATES THAN ALL THE WWE SUPERSTARS ACCORDING TO OUR DOCTORS FOR THREE YEARS NOW WHICH ALSO MAKES ME THE HEALTHIEST MAN IN WWE. REALLY? REALLY!
3. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ME
I CHECKED THIS WWE UNIVERSE AND WAS TOLD WHAT PROFILE VIEWS ARE. THAT IS WHEN SOMEONE CLICKS ON YOUR PAGE AND IT REGISTERS HOW MANY PEOPLE DO IT. THIS TECHNOLOGY IS GREAT CAUSE I SAW THAT I HAVE 130,000 PEOPLE JUST WANT TO CHECK ME OUT AND GUESS WHAT MIZ ONLY 87,000 PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO YOUR PAGE. NOT TO SHABBY FOR AN OLD FAT GUY THAT DOESN'T HAVE MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK LIKE YOU DO. REALLY? REALLY!
THE MOST IMPORTANT STAT AND WHICH I TAKE MOST PRIDE IN IS RATINGS. THE HIGHEST ECW RATED MAIN EVENT WAS CHAVO GUERRERO VS TOMMY DREAMER. THINK ABOUT ALL THE WWE SUPERSTARS THAT HAVE COME ON ECW TV AND I HOLD THAT RECORD. THAT MUST BE A BLOW TO YOUR EGO WHEN YOU WERE THE CHAMP HUH JOHN MORRISON. DO NOT FEAR CAUSE THE SECOND HIGHEST ECW MAIN EVENT WAS MARK HENRY VS YOU GUESSED IT TOMMY DREAMER. LAST WEEK WAS ALMOST A RECORD BREAKER I SENSE A PATTERN HERE. REALLY? REALLY!
SORRY GUYS I KNOW THE TRUTH HURTS.
MANY FACTORS HAVE INFLUENCED MY DECSION NOW YOU KNOW SOME MORE.
THANKS FOR READING
TOMMY DREAMER

