I've had kind of a lousy week and the WWE hasn't helped. Therefore, let the b****ing commence! The draft, frankly, stunk.  You know what was good about the draft? Kane.  Kane is what was good. I'm thrilled to have him back on SD because I love, as in LOVE, watching him and he wasn't being used worth _____ (fill in expletive of choice here) on Raw.  Maybe we'll even get a little BOD action going again, although I'm somewhat doubtful since that would be entertaining. (Note to the gods of the WWE cosmos to look that word up...in the dictionary ...under "E"). 

I'm not going to whine and carry on because SD lost HHH.  Having him over there was too good to be true anyway.  Thanks for the memories, Trips!  I'm glad Kozlov wandered off to ECW.  He needs to take a class in Snake Eyes.  Maybe two classes.  Big Show naturally needs to follow his lady love. ("But what about her 'husband'? Huh? Huh?" says the small, aggravating, wide-eyed, much-too-zealous Innocent.  Fear not, gods of the cosmos: I'm expecting l'innocent to be squashed any moment now).  I'm not even going to bemoan the fact that Raw clearly got the better end of the deal.  Who didn't know that was going to happen?

But what the Falkland Islands is going on w/ the divas division? There are only two, count 'em two, heels left on SD, if you count Layla, who doesn't wrestle all that much. There are waaaaaaay too many faces for McCopycat to take on all by her lonesome, no matter how good she thinks she is.  Oh and what...they're going to make Melina job to her so she can make the Women's title as uninteresting as she made the Diva's title?    Although on an amusing side note, can y'all    picture Beth with the Butterfly Belt?   (Only  a  matter of time :-) ) ...Actually, I can imagine Santino ..cough..excuse me Santina... with it. 

And on an even bigger what the Falkland Islands note: Natalya is down to ECW?!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!??????? (Pause while chin is scraped off floor).  Seriously WTFI !!!!!! One of the best female wrestlers currently signed and she's wasting away in the LOO (Land of Obscurity for those who don't read me much) of ECW. I know its not ours to reason why but good gravy!!! And with SD short of heels? It begins to make me give more credence to all those rumors about McCopycat bossing the divas around that all the McMinions tried to dismiss. (Even Nattie herself did and I believed her, but now I'm wondering if she was just taking one for the team.  If so, I respect her for it). So there's Nattie collecting dust, along w/ Katie Lea, who has no business being there either, while Smackdowners get to watch Alicia Fox wiggle her hips.  Yeah, I'll being tuning in for that come hell or highwater.  No, really...I will. 

I'm going to miss Maryse.  I can't believe I'm typing  it, but its true.  I'm sorry to lose MVP - just when he was getting good, too - but I'm happy for him.  John Morrison and Jericho: a few moments I won't have to dig in the fridge for snacks. Dolph Ziggler ( I'm sorry...have we been introduced?).  I am violently pleased to be free of the Chloraseptic One's Kennedy-Kennedying.  I'd love to hear him do a Riccola ad though. :-)That was the other good thing about the draft.  For all the marketing department's "Time to Shake Things Up" blitz, this draft was singularly uninteresting.  No major surprises.  No major hurrahs.  No thrills. No spills. No chills. No further comments, your Honor. 

(c) BE 2009