So, the Chimp is back! No wait..that's not right.  The Chump...no that's not it either.  Oh right - the Champ is back! Welcome back, John..stay creative! (Well, what do you want me to say? It's great to have him back, but another loooooooooong title run would, at this point, be about wrung out of drama.  I'm not sure how long he can keep the Voice of the People thing going..although if anyone can pull that off, he can.) Side note: I like seeing Kane as part of this band of robber barons that's going after Cena's title)  

 I'm interested to watch the ramifications of Michelle's heel turn.  It's gonna be kind of hard to pull off Ms. Lovin-Faith-Heart-and-Soul as a heel, ain't it? And what was that thing she threw at Maria after her 2nd failed pin attempt?  Please tell me it wasn't supposed to be an uppercut.  There's nothing like a good uppercut...and that was nothing like one. Meanwhile, the Doublemint Twins are the flavor of the month.  Good thing there's two of them - they may be the only face divas left pretty soon. Of course, being cheaters and faces at the same time is also a difficult sell.  Gotta chew that one over.  O Natalya, where art thou?  

Question for Miz: Chicks dig him what? A trench? A hole? Anything to hide those pants! :-) Though I must say his impersonation of Festus was spot on and one of the brightest moments on recent Smackdown (don't remind me what a sad commentary that is!)  

What's with Raw and the family issues anyway? Stephanie's got brother troubles.  HBK needs the money.  Jericho's fighting for his son. Doesn't anyone wrestle for the love of it anymore? ;-) Although, I'm still impressed with Batista.  He is walking such a nice line of being a good guy, staying charming, suave and ice cool while still kicking a$$.  That's a hard balance to maintain and he's nailing it.  Once again, a Tip of the Stetson goes to the Animal.  

Actually two TotS's...the second one goes to the Undertaker for the ca-raaazy leg drop off the ropes in the Steel Cage match.  That was SD's #1 moment - the first thing that's made me say "holy sh**" in weeks. Big kudos to the Deadman.  One more reason why I love him.

(c) BE 2008