*Teddy Long is in the ring* Welcome to the first show of Hardknocks Championship Wrestling!! We've got a big night for you & a blockbuster main event. It will be the Legend Killer Randy Orton vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Kofi Kingston vs. John Cena in a fatal four way to determine the number one contender for the Hardknocks World Heavyweight Championship at our next pay per view, Supreme Chaos. Now can I get a holla holla holla? *Teddy leaves the ring *
Opening match: Gail Kim vs. Melina
KING: Wow!!! Look at these lovely ladies!!
STYLES: These ladies may be lovely, but they have a long running rivalry in the ring. Gail beat Melina for the Hardknocks Women's Championship. Recently Melina caused her to drop the title to Beth Phoenix who is the current champion. Now Gail is trying to settle the score. * The bell rings* Both ladies trashtalk each other in the middle of the ring. Melina slaps Gail in the face. Gail retaliates with a Thez Press and punches. Gail is really fired up! Gail hits a clothesline followed by an attempt at a German Suplex which is blocked by Melina with a vicious elbow to the side of the head! Then she grabs a hand full of hair and jerks Gail backward and her head hits the mat with a sickening bang. Next Melina locks in a Camel Clutch. Gail reaches frantically for the ropes, but Melina pulls her back to the middle of the ring. The fans are willing Gail to reach the ropes and she does. Melina breaks the hold on the count of 4 and the referee admonishes her. Melina turns back to Gail and is met with a kick to the midsection . Gail Irish whips Melina into the corner and hits a running kick to Melina's chin. Gail goes to the high-risk district and waits for Melina to get up. Gail hits a Hurriconrana and goes for the cover, 1-2-3! HERE IS YOUR WINNER GAIL KIM!!!
KING: What a hard fought battle for Gail Kim ending in a well earned victory!
*Team Phenomenal vs. Edge and Christian*
STYLES: King, Team Phenomenal has been dominant in the tag team division for the past few months.
KING: The only team they haven't faced yet is Edge and Christian, who have just finished their epic rivalry with Cryme Tyme. Now they hope to earn number 1 contender status with a win tonight. (Bell rings) AJ starts off in the ring with Edge. Edge kicks AJ in the midsection and Irish whips him off the ropes. AJ ducks a clothesline and comes back off the ropes with a clothesline of his own. As Edge gets up, AJ hits a phenomenal dropkick, and tags in Xpac. He picks up Edge for a suplex; But Edge pokes him in the eye and tags in Christian who hits a DDT on Xpac. He then taunts AJ who tries to come in the ring, but that only allows Edge and Christian to double team his partner. Christian sets Xpac up on the top turnbuckle for a super plex which he hits and goes for the cover, but AJ breaks it up at 2. AJ gets the crowd into it and Xpac tries to make a tag, but Christian hooks his leg and drags him back to his corner and tags in Edge. Edge Irish whips Xpac into a corner and hits him with shoulder thrusts followed by an Impaler DDT. Edge sets up for the Spear as Xpac staggers to his feet. Edge charges, but Xpac moves out of the way, sending Edge into the turnbuckles. Xpac crawls to his corner and tags in AJ. AJ comes in like a house of fire. He hits Edge with a Discus clothesline and when Christian comes in to interfere, he gets a Pele kick for his trouble. He then picks up Edge backbreaker rack and powers him down to the mat with a power bomb. AJ goes for the pin, but Christian breaks it up. Xpac then tosses Christian out of the ring and does a moonsault to take him out. This gives AJ the opportunity to hit the Styles Clash and get the pin. As AJ and Xpac are celebrating, Edge and Christian Grab 2 chairs and sneak back into the ring. As Xpac turns around, he is met with a Spear. AJ tries to fight off his attackers, but it isn't long before Christian hits the Unprettier. Edge and Christian then hit the Conchairto on both their victims. Then they celebrate their brutal beat down.
KING: After that great tag match and disgusting beat down; let's send it to Lilian who is standing by with Randy Orton, Lilian.
LILIAN: Thanks King. Now Randy you're in the main event tonight to determine the number one contender. What are your thoughts?
RANDY: My thoughts?!?! This main event is pointless. Everyone knows I'm the only main eventer here and the only one who deserves a title shot! No one can beat me, so let me make this simple: tonight I will win, and at Supreme Chaos, the Age of Orton will begin because I will beat CM Punk and become your Hardknocks World Heavyweight ch...(Orton looks off camera as Cena comes into view)
CENA: So no one can beat you? No one is better than you? In case you forgot, I beat you for the title a few months ago, and I WILL beat you tonight to become number one contender and I WILL win the title at Supreme Chaos. (Cena walks away)
KING: Wow Orton and Cena are really pumped up MVP and Kofi better be ready.
*Over the top rope for the x division championship (Christopher Daniels vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. Shannon Moore vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelly)*
KING: This match should be full of highflying action. To be eliminated, you must be thrown over the top of the rope and both feet must touch the floor. Once we get down to the final two, we will have a regular one on one match.
(bell rings)
Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly immediately double- team Rey Mysterio while Christopher Daniels and Shannon Moore face off against the Brian Kendrick. Sabin and Shelly hit double sweet chin music on Mysterio and manage to throw him out. They then join forces with Kendrick to beat up Shannon and Daniels. Kendrick hits Sliced Bread # 2 on Shannon and tosses him to the apron. Kendrick goes back to Daniels, thinking that Shannon was eliminated, but he wasn't. Shelly set up next to Shannon to kick him off the apron, but was eliminated when Shannon pulled down the top rope. On the other side of the ring, Daniels hit a BME on Kendrick and then a head scissors on Sabin. Shannon then hit a leg drop on Sabin. Daniels helped Shannon eliminate Sabin and we are down to our final three. Kendrick is still down from the BME, so Daniels picks him up and hits the Angel's Wings and then tosses him out. It's down to Shannon and Daniels. Daniels Irish Whip's Shannon and hits a clothesline. Daniels goes for the BME, but Shannon rolls out of the way. Both men get up at the count of 7 and exchange punches. Shannon hits an impaler on Daniels and goes for the pin. 1-2!! Now it's Shannon's turn to go high risk. He reaches the top turnbuckle before Daniels gets up and hits a Super Plex. Daniels goes for the pin 1-2. Desperately Daniels goes again for the BME and this time it connects. Here's the cover 1-2-3! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW X DIVISION CHAMPION, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!
*Backstage with LILIAN (Daniels walks behind the curtain)*
LILIAN: Daniels, how does it feel to be champion again?
DANIELS: It feels great!! I worked hard for this and I feel that I deserve this. I plan on being a fighting champion, so I welcome all challengers. (walks away)
*Team Phenomenal is in the ring with two steel chairs*
STYLES: Edge and Christian! Get out here so we can show you what it feels like to be hit with a conchairto!!!(Teddy Long's music hits and he walks to the ring)
TEDDY: Now I can't allow this to go down playa, but I can make a match for Supreme Chaos. It will be AJ and Xpac vs. Edge and Christian in a TLC match. If Edge and Christian win, they will be number one contenders for the tag titles.
(Teddy leaves)
*Soma Joe vs. Mark Henry with Tony Atlas*
STYLES: These two men are two of the biggest men in our industry today. Over the past weeks, they have clashed for supremacy, but nothing has been resolved. Tonight we continue the rivalry.
Both men exchange punches, but they don't really affect Henry. Joes bounces off the ropes with repeated clotheslines. After the fourth one, Mark lifted Joe up into a bear-hug. Joe is in agony, but the fans keep him from tapping out. Finally Mark drops Joe and taunts the crowd. As he turns around, he is met with an insugeri from Joe. Joe climbs the turnbuckles and goes for a flying body block, but Henry catches him and hits the power slam. 1-2-3! HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN MARK HENRY!
*Kurt Angle vs. Matt Morgan*
KING: Last week Kurt Angle made an open challenge and Morgan answered. Kurt however refused to fight a "nobody" and left the ring. This week Teddy Long is forcing Kurt to compete.
Both men grapple in the middle of the ring, and Morgan shoves Kurt backward. Kurt is stunned as he stares up at Matt who is grinning back at him. Kurt gets up and again they lock up. This time Kurt kicks Morgan in the chest. As Morgan is doubled over trying to catch his breath, Kurt hits a swinging neck breaker. Then he locks in a rear chin lock. Morgan however, easily stands up and slings Kurt off of him. As Kurt gets up, Morgan hits him with a big boot. Then he hits the Hellevator 1-2-3. HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE BLUEPRINT MATT MORGAN!!
*backstage Lilian with Kofi*
LILIAN: Kofi, what are your thoughts about the main event tonight?
KOFI: Well I feel that my opponents are over looking me. Cena and Orton are so focused on each other that tonight it will be ME that comes out on top. (MVP Appears)
MVP: Aren't YOU forgetting someone? The highest paid superstar on this show, the MVP of the whole industry, me Montell Vontavious Porter. I am the future and tonight I start my journey to the World Heavyweight title by becoming the number 1 contender.
*the main event fatal four way to determine the number one contender for the Hardknocks World Heavyweight Championship MVP vs. Kofi Kingston vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton*
KING: This it, our main event tonight and all of these men seem ready to go.
( The bell rings) Immediately Orton and Cena exchange blows. MVP and Kofi also exchange blows. Orton throws Cena to the outside and follows him to continue the beating. Kofi Irish whips MVP and hits a flying heel kick to MVP's chin. Kofi goes for the pin 1-2, but MVP kicks out. Kofi then hits his jumping leg drop. Then he monkey flips MVP into the corner and hits 10 punches from the middle turnbuckle. While this was going on, Orton and Cena continued to brawl on the outside. Eventually, Orton gains control by sending Cena into the steel steps. Orton sneaks back into the ring and hits Kofi with the inverted backbreaker. He then stomps on all of Kofi's appendages. Next Orton locks in a chinlock . Kofi manages to get his foot on the ropes. As Kofi is on his hands and knees trying to get up, Orton punts him in the head. He goes for the cover, but Cena dives in at the last minute to make the save. Cena throws Orton to the outside and goes for the pin which is broken up by MVP with a Drive By Kick. MVP covers Kofi . Orton tries to break it up, but he is too late. HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER.
KING: What an amazing effort by everyone involved, but MVP came out on top tonight.
STYLES: Good night everyone and thanks for watching. Tune in next week for more Hardknocks.
I'm sorry about the delay but I have some bad news...
I have had some problems with my computer and I have lost all of the full reviews of my matches, I can remember the results of the matches but the progress in the matches has been completely lost so I'm sorry to people who have been waiting expectingly for this weeks Rampage but Service will be resumed as normal next week hopefully
Once again, I am sorry for the Inconvenience
Jay Lethal vs. The Miz
Winner - Jay Lethal
Team 3D vs. The Outsiders
Winner - Team 3D
Chuck + Billy assault Team 3D after the match and state their rematch at Tribal Warfare in a Weapon of Choice Match with Billy and Chucks being Barbed Wire and a Steel Chair
Trish Stratus vs. Cherry
Winner - Cherry with an assist by Lita who was at Ringside after which Stephanie McMahon says that Lita will defend her Title against Trish in a Hair vs. Title Match where if Trish loses she will have her head shaved bald
Evan Bourne vs. Scott Steiner
Winner - Evan Bourne
Petey Williams tries to attack Bourne during the match but completely misses and knocks down Scott instead and before he realises Evan Bourne hits the Shooting Star for the Pin
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Paul London
Winner - SCSA
Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker and Batista vs.
The Cabinet ( JBL, Elijah Burke, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes )
Winner - Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker and Batista
After the Match Undertaker destroys everyone in the ring and does his signature Rest In Peace taunt at which blood rains down from the roof and the ring ropes set on fire
Announcer – Please welcome to the ring, JBL JBL – Apparently, I have been made by the GM to explain my actions for disrupting last weeks match… *crowd boo’s* JBL – Well, I don’t have to explain anything to any of you rednecks in San Antonio… I can buy and sell your **** and your entire family if I want to. The Reason is all of these so-called Superstars in last weeks main event have nothing on JBL, Especially the home-town hero Shawn Michaels. The Only reason any of you have “HBK” as your Idol is because he is exactly like you, Well, I am better then you and I am damn better then Shawn… *HBK’s Music Play* HBK – Now, JBL… In all honestly, I don’t really give a damn about you apologizing. Because I know with you being from New York, That Everything you say is **** anyway *Crowd Cheers as HBK climbs into the ring* HBK – All I and these Fans care about is watching your teeth get kicked down your throat… *HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music but JBL ducks it and runs out of the ring at which time Shane O’Macs Music Plays* Shane O’ – Whoa, Easy Fellas… You see, I don’t really care about whether you two want to beat the hell out of each other but This looks set to be a main event and I’m not giving it away for free… In a few weeks, we have our first PPV entitled Tribal Warfare where just like then anything is used in battle so at The Pay Per View it will be HBK vs. JBL in… Which brings me to tonight, you want to destroy each other, well tonight, you will pick each others opponents, The Person who wins their respective match will name the stipulation at the PPV but also, We will have 2 Qualifying Matches for a 3 Way Dance for the Rampage World Title… Triple H vs. Booker T and the Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho… Now you’ve had some time to think, who have you chosen to face each other… JBL – HBK, in your Hometown, You will be embarrassed beyond belief when my very Close Friend beats you to hell and back, Elijah Burke HBK – Well, JBL… That’s a good choice but Mine may be a bit better, You want to insult Rednecks, Well I have been told the 1 Makes his debut tonight… The Beer Swilling, Chain Smoking, Cane Swinging, ECW Original – The Sandman!!! Shane O’ – Good Luck Gentleman, JBL, Your match is next… Cut to Commercial
J.R – Welcome back to Rampage, Ladies and Gentlemen, This is J.R and an only just sanctioned match is underway Todd – And I disagree with JBL about this town, it may be full of rednecks but Their WWE Fans first J.R – Todd, I’d rethink that sentence before you end up with some Sweet Chin Music to listen to
The match starts as JBL and the Sandman lock up in the centre of the ring, With JBL having the weight and height advantage he quickly gains control and hits Sandman with a belly to back suplex. As Sandman clutches his back he gets stomped on by JBL who picks him up only to knock him back down with a clothesline, JBL Goes for a Pin… 1, 2… No… JBL looks pretty angry but Sandman chops him down as he falls into the rope and hits the Philadelphia Jam on the back of his head guillotining the “Wrestling God” who falls onto his back and seems to be bleeding from his throat, Sandman climbs to the top and seems to be going for the Rolling Rock but misses as JBL pulls himself out of the way and connects with the Clothesline from Hell but doesn’t seem to be able to stand and The Sandman seems to be down right unconscious… The Referee starts counting but as he reaches 9 JBL stands up as does Sandman who tries to go for the White Russian Leg Sweep only to be countered into another Clothesline from Hell at close range as JBL falls on his carcass for the pin… 1-2-3… JBL wins
J.R – Well, JBL win’s his match meaning if Shawn Michaels doesn’t win his match tonight, JBL will name the Stipulation Todd – Either way, if that’s the effort he puts in at the PPV, I can’t wait to see it J.R – The GM has made a Slobber-Knocker of a match for the first PPV Cut to Commercial
Maria – Ladies and Gentlemen, My guest at this time, Evan Bourne Evan Bourne – Hey Maria… Maria – Evan, Tonight you have a tag team match which if you win, you get a match for the Television Title without Scott Steiner at ringside, But the question people are asking is, who’s your partner? Evan – Maria, I’m not going to disclose that information, however I will say that we’ll both be wearing gold at Tribal Warfare Cut to Ring
Announcer – The following is a Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall *Scott Steiners Music Plays* Announcer – Making their way to the ring, Weighing in at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Scott Steiner and the Current Rampage Television Champion, Petey Williams J.R – Well, These two men screwed Evan Bourne out of the Title last week Todd – Well, The Ref didn’t see it and the last thing that happened was a 1-2-3 off a Canadian Destroyer Announcer – And the Opponents, First, From St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 185 Pounds, Evan Bourne J.R – A very talented young athlete who should in my view be Champion Todd – J.R. The match happened and he lost, why should he have another title opportunity? J.R – Because of the Reasons he won Todd, That and That only is reason enough Announcer – And his tag team partner… Todd – Who is it J.R? *Batista’s music plays* Making his Way to the Ring, The Rampage World Champion from Washington, D.C. weighing in at 290 Pounds, The Animal, Batista J.R – The facial expression on Petey Williams face has changed dramatically Todd – If that’s Evan’s Bodyguard, I take everything I said back… J.R – I thought you would Todd
The match starts as Scott Steiner faces off with Evan Bourne, At the start Scott starts showboating and taunting to the crowd and Evan who simply smiles back with a thumbs up, Looks at Batista, As his expression changes to a frown as he put thumbs down directly to Steiner’s face followed by an arm whip taking Steiner over into an arm bar who quickly rushes to the ropes as he gets up a bit more seriously as he looks back at a calm smirking Evan Bourne but Petey Williams distracts him as he gets knocked down by a “Steiner-Line” and hits a signature elbow followed by push ups and a tag into Petey Williams who hits a splash of the top rope and gets him locked into the Sharpshooter. Evan Bourne just reaches the ropes as he pulls himself up but Petey won’t let up as he keeps attacking Evan Bourne but as the Referee pulls him away, Evan hits a dropkick hitting both him and the ref over and the ref out of the ring. But Steiner takes the opportunity to pass Petey the title who slams it across Evans head and hits a Canadian Destroyer onto the Title, He tries to get the pin… But there’s still no-ref so Scott Steiner tries to drag him into the ring but Batista cuts him off with a chair-shot to the skull and puts the ref back into the ring as Evan seems to amazingly managed to get up and delivered a DDT onto the title to Petey and Tags into Batista who connects with a series of clotheslines and a spinebuster… And now a spinebuster to Steiner… I’d advise that Petey looks out, Batista Bomb but Batista isn’t covering him he just tagged into Bourne who’s heading to the top rope, Shooting Star connects and No-Steiner to save Petey… 1-2-3… Evan Bourne wins the match
J.R – Bourne wins, Bourne wins, Bourne wins!!! Todd – NO… He cheated, He used the title… J.R – Yes but Steiner brought it into play and the Ref didn’t see it… Besides the last thing the ref saw was a 1-2-3 off a Shooting Star Todd – Very Funny Cut to Batista holding up Evans hand with the Titles then cut to commercial
Maria – Please welcome… Trish – I know you were going to say me Maria and being the hottest diva here, I should be doing the Kiss-Cam but what can you do… And I know what you’re going to ask as well “When I am going to dethrone that punk rock harlot known as Lita and reclaim my title?” Well, I will give anything to get that gold back around my waist… In fact if I’d rather be bald then go one more second without the title so therefore, I am putting myself in the Title Picture because I am the Best Diva and I will beat anyone who stands in my way of that title
Announcer – The Following is a Qualifying Match for the 3 Way Dance at Tribal Warfare Booker T’s Music starts Announcer – Approaching the ring first from Houston, Texas weighing in at 253 Pounds, Booker T J.R – Booker T has the Ultimate Opportunity tonight to Make himself involved in a chase for the Title to become a 7 Time Champion Todd – But Book Man must go through The King of Kings… Triple H’s Music starts Announcer – And the Opponent, From Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Game, Triple H J.R – Triple H wants to reclaim the Title, It is his life force, His desire Todd – He has a bigger record of wins of titles but that also means he’s lost it as many times as he’s won it
Both men lock up in the centre of the ring as Booker T breaks the lock up and starts trying to chop down Triple H who comes back fast with a series of rights knocking Booker onto the ropes and Triple H clotheslines both himself and Booker over the top rope. Triple H manages to regain control of where he’s going and continue beating on Booker but gets reversed off an Irish whip into the steel steps as the ref reaches 5… Triple H re-enter’s the ring within the count only to receive several elbow drops and a signature knee drop… But Triple H won’t stay down but maybe after this he will, Scissors Kick connects… But, why isn’t he going for the Pin? This could be ill-founded but he seems to be going for a Spinarooni… He looks like he’s ready for the win but Triple H ducks the Crescent Kick… He locks him in, Pedigree!!! It happens that quickly… 1-2-3… Triple H barely win’s this one
Announcer – Here’s your winner… *A gong sounds as the lights go off then come back on* Todd – Oh my god, the ring is filled with blood… J.R – And look who’s in the middle in the ring except from the now Laid out Triple H… Todd – The Undertaker has sent a message to the champ and anyone else who stands in his way of that title Fade out to interview
Maria – Please welcome, Lita Lita – Maria, I may not be able to read your mind like Trish might but I don’t really care, Trish wants a shot at my title, Fine by me… Because I would love to beat her 1 more time in front of everyone but I want something from her if she loses… Her Hair… *smiles wickedly* Lita – She did say she’d rather go bald *walks out* Fade out to commercial
Announcer – The following match is set for one fall *Team 3D’s Music Plays* Announcer – Making his way to the ring, accompanied by D-Von, From Dudleyville weighing in at 310 Pounds, He is one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Bubba Ray Dudley J.R – The Brothers both look set for action however its only Bubba doing the wrestling Todd – Of course they do, that’s because they never change their Outfits Announcer – And his opponent, From Hollywood, California weighing in at 285 pounds, Chuck Todd – Now here’s some people with style J.R – Oh… So now I know why you were hanging with all those guys last night Todd – Hey, That’s private
Bubba locks up in the centre and easily gets the advantage and let’s go, smiling, he begins to taunt Chuck by making sexual gestures about him and Billy. Once again they lock up and once again Bubba gets the advantage but let’s go and starts hitting him with knife-edge chops followed by the chants of “WOOOO!” by the crowd but Billy grabs the foot of Bubba which gives Chuck the advantage but also gets Billy banned from ringside. Chuck hits a dropkick off the second rope into the face of Bubba and manages to get him in a sleeper hold. Bubba seems to be slowly losing consciousness as he reaches for the ropes but Chuck pulls him back in but just got countered with a cutter which looks like it may of knocked Chuck out almost but he manages to get back up at the count of 7 along with Bubba who trade blows with each other but Bubba gets the advantage as he knocks Chuck down, Chuck quickly gets back up to be powerslammed back onto the mat, He tries to go for a splash but Chuck is too quick and Bubba misses it… Chuck seems to looking for a Superkick but misses completely but Bubba won’t with his Bubba Bomb, 1-2-3… Bubba wins
Announcer – The winner of the match, Bubba Ray Dudley... J.R – They seem to be coming over here to celebrate
D-Von picks up Todd and brings him to the Ring and places him under the bottom rope but doesn’t notice that Bubba is behind him as he stares at D-Von, Bubba grabs his attention by giving him a wedgie but won’t let go as D-Von calls for something that looks like a crane to be lowered. As soon as it reaches the same height, Todd begs but Bubba and D-Von hook him up to the end of the crane and hoists him up into the air as he screams and whines Team 3D hold up their hands in the traditional 3D sign
J.R – How do you feel Todd? Cut to Todd falling from the crane straight onto D-Von then cut to Commercial
Maria – Please welcome, my guest at this time, Chris Jericho Y2J – Welcome to RAMPAGE IS JERICHO!!! *crowd cheers* Y2J – Now, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla is here to win the championship but I have to go through a man who scares everyone except Y-2-J… I came here to save us and liberate that Championship and I don’t care whether I have to go through a Deadman, a Beer Can, an Electric Frying Pan, a Delivery Van, some Guy named Stan or the Whole of Iran… I will always come out on top and I will be World Champion Again…
Announcer – The following contest… *Chris Jericho’s Music plays* Announcer – The following contest is set for one fall, making his way to the ring from Manhasset, New York weighing in at 225 Pounds, Chris Jericho J.R – Joining me here in replacement of Todd Grisham due to personal health problems is Our Teacher, Matt Stryker Matt Stryker – Thank you J.R and what an honour it is to be sitting next to a hall of famer calling the match of a future hall of famer, Eight Time Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho J.R – But he has to go through a Veteran and Certified Hall of Famer *Undertaker’s music plays* Announcer – And his opponent From Death Valley weighing in at 295 Pounds, The Undertaker J.R – The most feared man in sports entertainment Matt Stryker – I’d be careful when saying that J.R, You do remember who we work for don’t you J.R – Okay, The Most feared entertainer in the history of professional wrestling
Undertaker and Jericho stare at each other as Undertaker starts going for right hands allowing Jericho to duck and tee off with some rights of his own but as the ref pulls him off the Deadman, He grabs Jericho by the throat and throws him into the corner and begins laying rights and lefts into the body of Jericho and finally one to the head. The Undertaker pulls Jericho up and Irish whips him into the corner and tries to go for a running clothesline but Jericho moves as ‘Taker crashes into the ropes, Jericho dropkicks him into the turnbuckle and springboards off the ropes into a crossbody, 1… No, ‘Taker sits up at 1 but a dropkick to the face knocks him back down as Jericho locks him in a dragon sleeper but gets countered into a snapmare over the top rope but Amazingly Jericho lands on the apron and goes for a springboard bulldog but misses and gets a big boot instead and then Irish whipped into the corner and this time the Clothesline connects. We all know where this is going, Snake Eyes and a running boot and now Taker signalling for a chokeslam and as he lifts Jericho up, Y2J wraps his legs around the head of the Deadman into a hurricarana but he seems to be going for the Walls… He’s locked it in… How is Undertaker not tapping out to this manoeuvre? But he reaches the ropes and Jericho just keeps kneeing the back of the Undertaker as he pulls him back and tries to get him locked back into the Walls but Undertaker sits up and delivers a straight right to the head of Y2J who instantly seems groggy after that shot but Undertaker looks ready to make a difference here… Chokeslam connects this time as Taker slowly moves his wrist across his throat, Tombstone City here we come… 1-2-3… Its over
Announcer – Here’s your winner… J.R – What’s Undertaker doing…? Oh My God, He just tombstoned Jericho again and now… He just tombstoned the announcer Matt Stryker – I think anyone who didn’t get the message before they should of heard it loud and clear now Cut to Undertaker symbolizing a title around his waist then cut to commercial
Announcer – The following is our Main Event… Elijah Burke’s music plays Announcer – Making his way to the ring first from Jacksonville, Florida weighing in at 230 pounds, Elijah Burke J.R – An amazing athlete with a 103-1 Boxing Record even before he came to wrestling with 102 via K.O. Matt Stryker – Yes but if his opponent hits Sweet Chin Music it could be lights out HBK’s Music Plays Announcer – And making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 Pounds, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels J.R – A superstar who whether he loses this match or not will not know what match he’s in at the PPV Matt Stryker – Which I think plays to the card of the Heart-Break Kid for the soul fact of how he fights no matter what match he’s in he always gives 100%
Shawn Michaels instantaneously hits with a flying forearm the kips up to see Elijah Burke up as he connects with a series of quick arm drags but on the 3rd one Burke counters into an step-toe hold and a leg lock, Which is pushed off as both men stand up in a guard position. After staring down both lock up in the centre of the ring as Burke gets pushed into the ropes and comes back with an shoulder block who runs across the ropes again to be met with an enzuiguri and then gets caught in a arm trap crossface but he’s too near the ropes so he manages to get up but then another dropkick knocks Burke to the outside. And now HBK’s going for some classic manoeuvres, Moonsault to the outside but Burke moved and HBK crashes to the floor but seems to have landed funnily and conjointed as Burke drags him to the steel steps and connects with a dropkick to the abdomen in front of the steel steps… Shawn Michaels seems to be bleeding internally as Burke literally drags him back in and sets him up backwards on the top rope as he pulls the kneepads down, Elijah Express and Shawn just hits his head onto the steel turnbuckle and is completely unconscious, The referee has called for the bell
Announcer – The winner of the match as the result of a Knockout…
JBL, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes run out as Elijah Burke throws the ring steps and steel chairs into the ring. Ted DiBiase hits the Million Dollar Dream onto the steps which set Cody Rhodes up for a DDT onto a steel chair and as all 3 hold HBK in place JBL hits a full throttle Clothesline from Hell and then picks up a microphone
JBL – Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to introduce the Reformation of the most influential and powerful stable in wrestling history, The Cabinet and Shawn… Just like tonight at Tribal Warfare, There will be no where to run and no where to hide as you and me will be locked inside a 15 foot high, Steel Cage Matt Stryker – WOW!!! J.R – What a slobber-knocker of a match and an announcement from JBL Matt Stryker – Yes but with what we’ve just seen, who can stop the Reformed Cabinet? J.R – Thank you for inviting us into your homes, See you next week for another instalment of Friday Night Rampage End of Programme
Shane O’ Mac’s Music starts blaring throughout the arena as the camera pans to him holding a microphone in his hand Shane – Ladies and Gentleman, On behalf of me and my sister Stephanie, I would like to welcome you to Friday Night RAMPAGE!!! In this ring, You will see some of the Best Action to Date, And we look set to shake the Rafters tonight as 3 of our 4 Championships are on the line. As Petey Williams defends his Rampage Television Championship against Evan Bourne. That’s not all as The Tag Team Champions, Billy and Chuck defend their Titles against Team 3D in a Tables Match. But, that’s not it, Tonight, There will be a Fatal 4 Way Match for the Rampage World Heavyweight Championship. As the current Champion Batista defends against HBK – Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker and The Game – Triple H. Ladies and Gentleman, Thank you for Listening and Enjoy Friday Night Rampage. J.R – Everybody, You heard it Here, A Rampage worthy enough to be a PPV. Its Good Old J.R. Joined by Todd Grisham Todd – Thank you J.R. and You’re right tonight seems to be set out to be an amazing show including our first contest.
Announcer – The Following contest is a Tag Team Match scheduled for 1 Fall *The Rocks entrance music blares through the arena* Announcer – Making their Way to the Ring, From Miami, Florida weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Rock and his Tag Team Partner, From Louisville, Kentucky weighing in at 242 pounds, Eugene J.R - And what an exciting night it is for that young man Eugene to be teaming with someone he has idolised his entire wrestling career Todd – Well, I think Eugene may need more then the Rock to win this one Announcer – And Their Opponents weighing in at a Combined weight of 470 Pound, Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes. J.R – Well, This Duo has been a force to be reckoned with so far but they’re facing a Hall of Famer Todd – Yes but like you said, These two athletes have been on a roll so far and I think The Rock and Eugene may be in for a fight tonight J.R. – Well, Its just a guess but I think that’s what they came for
The Rock starts off in the ring against Ted DiBiase Jr. as they lock up after a while The Rock gets the advantage. Ted pushes The Rock off but gets a shoulder block of the rebound. The Rock continues running to the other rope but Ted quickly gets up and dropkicks The Rock in the face as he tags in to Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes hits a few elbow drops then climbs to the top rope. But The Rock hits the ropes causing Rhodes to crash to floor and allowing The Rock to tag in Eugene. After a few wild right hands Eugene connects with a clothesline but knocking back Rhodes allowing him to tag in to DiBiase who dodges a right hand and Locks in The Million Dollar Dream but The Resilience of Eugene allows him to grab the ropes but DiBiase won’t let go but The Rock breaks it up. Cody Rhodes tries to get involved but gets Rock Bottomed but WAIT A MINUTE… Eugene connects with a version of the Rock Bottom himself!!! As both men look at each other, They each remove an elbow pad and run across the ropes, BAM!! Both Men connect with The People’s Elbow. Eugene heads to the Top Rope, Frog Splash. 1-2-3, it’s over.
Announcer – Here are your Winners, The Rock and Eugene
J.R. – Wait a minute, Cody Rhodes… Look out Rock! Cody Rhodes just DDT’d The People’s Champ Todd – Well, I think we all know that this isn’t over between The Rock and Cody Rhodes Cuts to Commercial
Maria – Please welcome, My Guest at this time, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels *HBK enters the Room* Maria – Shawn, Tonight you have a Fatal Four Way match for the Rampage Championship but with Rumours about you being moved to another roster, do you think you can keep your mind on the match? HBK – Maria, Calm down. You see, it all comes down to being the best in this business, if you’re not focussed on that, you don’t belong here. But I can see every fan out there is scared about losing The Best Sports Entertainer to date and most importantly their championship to another roster. But, whatever happens, tonight I’m walking out with that championship and when I win it, it’s staying right here with HBK.
Todd – WOW! J.R – Emotional words from Shawn Michaels about his opportunity for the title Todd – Yes, But he’s got to go through 3 other men to get it
Announcer – The Following Contest set for 1 Fall is for the Rampage Television Championship *Evan Bourne’s music blares through the arena* Announcer – Making his way to the ring, The Challenger, From St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 185 Pounds, Evan Bourne J.R – The Challenger has been able to secure a number of wins and seems ready for this match Todd – But He does seem nervous J.R – You try not being nervous in a title match Announcer – And his Opponent, Accompanied by Scott Steiner, He is The Current Rampage Television Champion, Little Petey Pump, Petey Williams J.R – What is Scott Steiner doing out here? Todd – He’s came to support his protégé but this looks set to be a great match up J.R – For once, I agree with you
The referee holds up the title as the bell rings. Petey Williams instantly goes for the Canadian Destroyer but gets tripped up into an ankle lock but grabs the ropes. Evan Bourne lets go instantly and smiles at Petey as he gets up and locks up. After a series of counters and 2 Counts, Petey Williams gets the advantage as he pushes Bourne into the corner. Petey goes for a shoulder into the gut but the quickness of Bourne allows him to move and get a schoolboy. 1-2- No… Petey kicks out and runs at Evan who counters with a series of Arm Drags into an Arm bar. Petey manages to counter the Arm bar into an Irish whip which sends him careening over the top rope which as Petey distracts the ref; Scott Steiner hits Evan Bourne with a clothesline and rolls him back into the ring. Petey tries to go for the pin. 1-2-No… Bourne manages to kick out at two and after a series of punches by Petey; He signals that he’s going to go for the Canadian Destroyer. But Bourne is up and dropkicks Petey into an Exposed turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. He goes for the Shooting Star Press but Steiner pulls Petey out of the way as Bourne crashes and burns. Petey picks Bourne up and finally connects, Canadian Destroyer. 1-2-3… Its over.
Announcer – Here’s your winner and Still Rampage Television Champion, Petey Williams J.R – Now that was Highway robbery at the highest level Todd – J.R, It doesn’t matter how it happened but It happened and At the end Petey Williams is still champ J.R. – Well, I just hope Evan Bourne gets a SINGLE competition for the title next time instead of a handicap match Cut to Commercial
J.R – Welcome back to Friday Night Rampage as we have Stone Cold in the Ring Todd – He looks pretty annoyed J.R.
SCSA – You call this a show… Everybody knows you can not have a Premiere Show without Stone Cold Steve Austin… Yet this Monkey of a GM makes this a Show without Stone Cold… Well, if you want to see Stone Cold stomp a mud hole in somebody’s ass and walk it dry… Give Me a Hell Yeah *hell yeah* SCSA – I said… *Daivari’s Entrance music Plays* Daivari – Stone Cold… It doesn’t matter that you are not in it… There are too many White Males and Female’s in this Racist show already, they should at least acknowledge the Arab Phenomenon known as Daivari SCSA – You know what your right kiddo… 3 Cheers for, what did you say your name was again? Daivari – Dai… J.R – Kick to the Gut… STUNNER!!! Stone Cold just hit the Stunner on Daivari Todd – *sarcastically* Oh No… That’s really a shame… I hope Stone Cold DOESN’T hit him with the Stunner again J.R – Well, Daivari just got Appreciated, Stone Cold Style Cut to Stone Cold drinking 2 Beers then Fades to Commercial
Lita’s Music Plays Announcer – The Following Contest is Scheduled for 1 Fall, Making Her Way to The Ring, From Sanford, North Carolina Weighing in at 135 Pounds, The Current Rampage Womens Champion, Lita J.R – Lita may have more then she may of bet on tonight Todd – J.R, You sound like you don’t trust our women’s champions’ ability’s J.R – Its not that, its just she may of bitten off even more then she can handle tonight Announcer – And making her way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 123 Pounds, Trish Stratus J.R – Former friends turned enemy over 1 Thing and that’s the Women’s Title Todd – Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend but Gold can be a friend and an enemy
The bell rings and the two divas instantly start firing off on each other, After a few shots from both divas, Lita ducks a wild right hand from Trish and kicks her in the shin and then dropkicks her in the face. She jumps off the ropes but misses her trademark moonsault. Trish gets Lita in an STF instantly but Lita is too close to the ropes and breaks the hold. After a well executed Hurricarana off a few well placed punches, Trish Goes for the Chick Kick but Lita Dodges yet again though, Trish manages to keep her composure and kicks Lita with a heel off the momentum. Trish then tries for the Stratusfaction but gets pushed off into the turnbuckle and that quickly, Lita locks her in the Extreme Twist of Fate and Connects. 1-2-3… The Women’s champion earns a well fought victory
Announcer – Here’s your winner, Lita J.R – Probably one of the greatest diva matches I have seen in a long while Todd – But, I’m certain Trish will bounce back and receive a shot at that title just for the effort tonight Cuts to Interview
Maria – Please welcome my guests at this time, they are the Challengers for the Rampage Tag Team Championship, The Dudley Boys Bubba Ray – Maria, Before you open your mouth to ask us anything, We know what your going to say *looks at D-Von* Bubba Ray – Your going to ask “What is our plan for tonight in this Table Match?” Well, I’m going to tell you, Our plan is to Go out there, Set up a table and put Chuck through it then We’re going to set up another table and put Billy through it, Then we’re going to go home and celebrate that we are once again, Tag Team Champions D-Von – OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!!!
Announcer – The following contest is a Tag Team Tables Match for The Rampage Tag Team Championship Team 3D’s Music Plays Announcer – First, The Challengers, From Dudleyville, Weighing in at a combined weight of 585 Pounds, Brother Ray, Brother D-Von, The Dudley Boyz J.R – Here come the Masters of the Tables Match and Former 19 Time Tag Champions Todd – Well, J.R, These two brothers have a great relationship and track record of putting people through tables, I can’t see Billy and Chuck walking out of here Champions Announcer – And the Opponents, the Rampage World Tag Team Champions, From Hollywood, California, Weighing in at 534 Pounds, Billy and Chuck J.R – These two are tremendous athletes but I don’t know whether they have ever been involved in a tables match Todd – If not, I’m Definite that they won’t walk out the Champions
The Referee holds up the championship as the Match gets underway and an all out brawl erupts between Billy and D-Von which D-Von gets the advantage with a well timed flapjack but with this being a Tornado Tag style match, Chuck tries to get involved only to be knocked off his feet with a clothesline. And here comes classic Dudley Boys, D-Von heads to the top rope with Chucks legs held apart, a yell of “WASSUP” fills the room as D-Von head butts Chuck straight in the groin. D-Von seems to be going wild; we all know where this is going… “D-VON!!! Get the Tables!!!” as the crowd chants We Want Tables the Dudley Boys head to the out side and grab not 1 but 2 tables but look out, Flying Plancha over the top by Billy. Chuck seems to be heading to the Top Rope as well and Drops an Elbow onto the concrete floor below. The Champions slide a table and D-Von back into the Ring as they seem to be setting up for a Code-Red through the Table. But Bubba-Ray saves his team mate but Chuck may want to look out below. Bubba just power bombed Chuck through a table… Chuck seems to be unconscious and Billy doesn’t seem to be much better considering the Low-Blow he received from Bubba to stop D-Von going through the table. And I think this may be over soon, they’ve been waiting for this chance all night, An Irish whip and off the rebound… THERE IT IS!!! 3D through the Table!!! We have new Tag Team Champions
Announcer – Here’s your Winners and NEW Rampage World Tag Team Champions… THE DUDLEY BOYS!!! J.R – We have new Champions, We have new Champions Todd – Calm Down J.R, Don’t have a heart attack on me J.R – That’s sure to go down as a Slobber-Knocker of a Tag Team Match Cut to The Dudley holding up their new championships and then fade to commercial
Maria – Everyone, Please welcome my Guest at this Time, Evan Bourne *Evan enters looking Happy* Maria – Evan, Considering you lost that Match earlier for the Television Championship, Why are you smiling? Evan – Because Maria, I’ve just been informed that I will get a Tag Team match next week against Scott Steiner and Petey Williams with a Partner of my Choice. And also, if My team wins, I get another Shot for that Television Title with Scott Steiner banned from Ringside… How could I be sad? *Evan walks of smiling and cut to the ring*
Announcer – The Following is an Impromptu Match-Up scheduled for 1 fall Muhammad Hassan’s Music Plays Announcer – Making his way to the Ring, Accompanied by Daivari, From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 235 Pounds, Muhammad Hassan J.R – Well we saw what happened earlier tonight with Stone Cold stunning the apparent Arab Phenomenon, Daivari and it seems to look like Muhammad Hassan didn’t take it lightly Todd – Well, It was just Stone Colds way of saying Hello to the young wrestler J.R – I wish Stone Cold would say Hello to you, Then I could get some Peace Announcer – And his opponent, From Austin, Texas weighing in at 252 Pounds, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin J.R – Well, Here comes someone who’s not going to apologise Todd – Definitely not J.R, He solves his problems by Stomping Mud holes
The bell rings and Stone Cold starts off fast quickly going for a clothesline and connects. After a few kicks to Hassan Stone Cold bounces off the rope and after a few middle fingers hits a knee drop across the forehead. Hassan crawls to the corner but Stone Cold quickly jumps on Hassan like a shark that smells blood and starts stomping mud holes in Muhammad Hassan who looks like he doesn’t know where he is. Stone Cold picks Hassan up and after 2 Middle fingers… Stunner connects… 1-2-3… It’s over…
Announcer – Here’s your winner… J.R – Stone Cold’s chasing after Daivari like a man possessed Todd – Run Daivari, Run… J.R – Kick to the Gut… Daivari just got stunnered again for the second time tonight Todd – Oh Well, I told him to run Cut to Commercial
Maria – Please welcome my guest at this time, Batista Batista – Hey Maria Maria – Hey, So Tonight you have to defend your title against 3 other Men in a Fatal 4 Way, Do you feel confident going into a match where you may not be the favourite? Batista – Well, I respect all of these men most definitely, but at the end of it all, I’m not Champion for nothing so I feel confident that when I walk out, I will have shown everyone why I’m the Champion but also Why I’m the Animal
Announcer – The following is a Fatal 4 Way Match for the Rampage World Heavyweight Championship Triple H’s Music starts Announcer – Making his Way to the Ring, From Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Game, Triple H J.R – And The Game looks focused and seems to have one thing in mind, The World Championship Todd – Yes well he’s going to have to go through 3 other men who want the same thing, including this man HBK’s music plays Announcer – And from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 Pounds, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels J.R – We all heard HBK before, If he wins this match, He’s staying with Rampage with that Title and he promised to win Todd – Well, My moneys on the Show-Stopper, That and I want him to stay Batista’s Music Play’s Announcer – Making his Way to the Ring, The Rampage Television Champion from Washington, D.C. weighing in at 290 Pounds, The Animal, Batista J.R – The Near 300 Pound Beast has been Unleashed Todd – And he seems more focused then I have ever seen in my Entire life J.R – But we are still waiting on the final competitor Undertaker’s music starts playing Announcer – And finally, From Death Valley weighing in at 295 Pounds, The Undertaker J.R – The Phenom has his eyes locked on the champion Todd – I don’t know how all these competitors can looks so calm when they hear that music, See that Entrance and Witness the Deadman J.R – The Master of Mind Games could become a 7 Time Champion here tonight
The match Starts as all Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Batista team together to try and take out the Deadman but all get carried off after receiving shots but Batista won’t give up as he drives shoulders into the gut of the Phenom as Former Partners, Triple H and Shawn Michaels are fighting as Triple H throws HBK to the outside. The Referee pries the two apart only for the Undertaker to grab Batista and start throwing his soup bones at the Animal. With HBK incapacitated on the Outside, HHH tries to get involved by Clotheslining a weary Batista over the Top Rope then starts hitting ‘Taker with rights and lefts only to get one back by the Deadman who seems to be rolling at this moment however after an Irish Whip the Momentum quickly changes off a high knee from The Game. As Triple H grabs a sledgehammer from Under the ring and looks to strike the Phenom whilst he’s down, Undertaker sits up and grabs the Throat of Triple H, Look out below… Chokeslam, Could this be it, 1-2… No, HHH just kicks out. Undertaker looks angry and I think may be looking to end it as the Eyes roll back in his skull and the fist crosses the neck, Undertaker thinking of the End, Undertaker hits Triple H with the Tombstone, 1-2… Shawn Michaels breaks it up, Sweet Chin Music on the Deadman… Now HBK is going for the Pin, 1-2… Wait a Minute, JBL just broke up the 3 Count and this is a No DQ Match… Clothesline from Hell sends HBK flying over the Top Rope… Why did JBL just do that? It doesn’t matter, here comes The Animal, Spear to the Undertaker and he’s got Triple H set up for it… Batista Bomb!!! 1-2-3… Batista Retains the Championship
Announcer – Here’s your Winner and Still the Champion, Batista J.R – Wow, What an Incredible Match Todd – It sure was J.R, I’m just thinking of what reason JBL had to ruin HBK’s Victory J.R – I don’t know all I do know is that He’s going to have a lot of explaining to do next week End of Programme
