Announcer – Please welcome to the ring, JBL
JBL – Apparently, I have been made by the GM to explain my actions for disrupting last weeks match…
*crowd boo’s*
JBL – Well, I don’t have to explain anything to any of you rednecks in San Antonio… I can buy and sell your **** and your entire family if I want to. The Reason is all of these so-called Superstars in last weeks main event have nothing on JBL, Especially the home-town hero Shawn Michaels. The Only reason any of you have “HBK” as your Idol is because he is exactly like you, Well, I am better then you and I am damn better then Shawn…
*HBK’s Music Play*
HBK – Now, JBL… In all honestly, I don’t really give a damn about you apologizing. Because I know with you being from New York, That Everything you say is **** anyway
*Crowd Cheers as HBK climbs into the ring*
HBK – All I and these Fans care about is watching your teeth get kicked down your throat…
*HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music but JBL ducks it and runs out of the ring at which time Shane O’Macs Music Plays*
Shane O’ – Whoa, Easy Fellas… You see, I don’t really care about whether you two want to beat the hell out of each other but This looks set to be a main event and I’m not giving it away for free… In a few weeks, we have our first PPV entitled Tribal Warfare where just like then anything is used in battle so at The Pay Per View it will be HBK vs. JBL in… Which brings me to tonight, you want to destroy each other, well tonight, you will pick each others opponents, The Person who wins their respective match will name the stipulation at the PPV but also, We will have 2 Qualifying Matches for a 3 Way Dance for the Rampage World Title… Triple H vs. Booker T and the Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho… Now you’ve had some time to think, who have you chosen to face each other…
JBL – HBK, in your Hometown, You will be embarrassed beyond belief when my very Close Friend beats you to hell and back, Elijah Burke
HBK – Well, JBL… That’s a good choice but Mine may be a bit better, You want to insult Rednecks, Well I have been told the 1 Makes his debut tonight…
The Beer Swilling, Chain Smoking, Cane Swinging, ECW Original – The Sandman!!!
Shane O’ – Good Luck Gentleman, JBL, Your match is next…
Cut to Commercial

J.R – Welcome back to Rampage, Ladies and Gentlemen, This is J.R and an only just sanctioned match is underway
Todd – And I disagree with JBL about this town, it may be full of rednecks but Their WWE Fans first
J.R – Todd, I’d rethink that sentence before you end up with some Sweet Chin Music to listen to

The match starts as JBL and the Sandman lock up in the centre of the ring, With JBL having the weight and height advantage he quickly gains control and hits Sandman with a belly to back suplex. As Sandman clutches his back he gets stomped on by JBL who picks him up only to knock him back down with a clothesline, JBL Goes for a Pin… 1, 2… No… JBL looks pretty angry but Sandman chops him down as he falls into the rope and hits the Philadelphia Jam on the back of his head guillotining the “Wrestling God” who falls onto his back and seems to be bleeding from his throat, Sandman climbs to the top and seems to be going for the Rolling Rock but misses as JBL pulls himself out of the way and connects with the Clothesline from Hell but doesn’t seem to be able to stand and The Sandman seems to be down right unconscious… The Referee starts counting but as he reaches 9 JBL stands up as does Sandman who tries to go for the White Russian Leg Sweep only to be countered into another Clothesline from Hell at close range as JBL falls on his carcass for the pin… 1-2-3… JBL wins

J.R – Well, JBL win’s his match meaning if Shawn Michaels doesn’t win his match tonight, JBL will name the Stipulation
Todd – Either way, if that’s the effort he puts in at the PPV, I can’t wait to see it
J.R – The GM has made a Slobber-Knocker of a match for the first PPV
Cut to Commercial

Maria – Ladies and Gentlemen, My guest at this time, Evan Bourne
Evan Bourne – Hey Maria…
Maria – Evan, Tonight you have a tag team match which if you win, you get a match for the Television Title without Scott Steiner at ringside, But the question people are asking is, who’s your partner?
Evan – Maria, I’m not going to disclose that information, however I will say that we’ll both be wearing gold at Tribal Warfare
Cut to Ring

Announcer – The following is a Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall
*Scott Steiners Music Plays*
Announcer – Making their way to the ring, Weighing in at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Scott Steiner and the Current Rampage Television Champion, Petey Williams
J.R – Well, These two men screwed Evan Bourne out of the Title last week
Todd – Well, The Ref didn’t see it and the last thing that happened was a 1-2-3 off a Canadian Destroyer
Announcer – And the Opponents, First, From St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 185 Pounds, Evan Bourne
J.R – A very talented young athlete who should in my view be Champion
Todd – J.R. The match happened and he lost, why should he have another title opportunity?
J.R – Because of the Reasons he won Todd, That and That only is reason enough
Announcer – And his tag team partner…
Todd – Who is it J.R?
*Batista’s music plays*
Making his Way to the Ring, The Rampage World Champion from Washington, D.C. weighing in at 290 Pounds, The Animal, Batista
J.R – The facial expression on Petey Williams face has changed dramatically
Todd – If that’s Evan’s Bodyguard, I take everything I said back…
J.R – I thought you would Todd

The match starts as Scott Steiner faces off with Evan Bourne, At the start Scott starts showboating and taunting to the crowd and Evan who simply smiles back with a thumbs up, Looks at Batista, As his expression changes to a frown as he put thumbs down directly to Steiner’s face followed by an arm whip taking Steiner over into an arm bar who quickly rushes to the ropes as he gets up a bit more seriously as he looks back at a calm smirking Evan Bourne but Petey Williams distracts him as he gets knocked down by a “Steiner-Line” and hits a signature elbow followed by push ups and a tag into Petey Williams who hits a splash of the top rope and gets him locked into the Sharpshooter. Evan Bourne just reaches the ropes as he pulls himself up but Petey won’t let up as he keeps attacking Evan Bourne but as the Referee pulls him away, Evan hits a dropkick hitting both him and the ref over and the ref out of the ring. But Steiner takes the opportunity to pass Petey the title who slams it across Evans head and hits a Canadian Destroyer onto the Title, He tries to get the pin… But there’s still no-ref so Scott Steiner tries to drag him into the ring but Batista cuts him off with a chair-shot to the skull and puts the ref back into the ring as Evan seems to amazingly managed to get up and delivered a DDT onto the title to Petey and Tags into Batista who connects with a series of clotheslines and a spinebuster… And now a spinebuster to Steiner… I’d advise that Petey looks out, Batista Bomb but Batista isn’t covering him he just tagged into Bourne who’s heading to the top rope, Shooting Star connects and No-Steiner to save Petey… 1-2-3… Evan Bourne wins the match

J.R – Bourne wins, Bourne wins, Bourne wins!!!
Todd – NO… He cheated, He used the title…
J.R – Yes but Steiner brought it into play and the Ref didn’t see it… Besides the last thing the ref saw was a 1-2-3 off a Shooting Star
Todd – Very Funny
Cut to Batista holding up Evans hand with the Titles then cut to commercial

Maria – Please welcome…
Trish – I know you were going to say me Maria and being the hottest diva here, I should be doing the Kiss-Cam but what can you do… And I know what you’re going to ask as well “When I am going to dethrone that punk rock harlot known as Lita and reclaim my title?” Well, I will give anything to get that gold back around my waist… In fact if I’d rather be bald then go one more second without the title so therefore, I am putting myself in the Title Picture because I am the Best Diva and I will beat anyone who stands in my way of that title

Announcer – The Following is a Qualifying Match for the 3 Way Dance at Tribal Warfare
Booker T’s Music starts
Announcer – Approaching the ring first from Houston, Texas weighing in at 253 Pounds, Booker T
J.R – Booker T has the Ultimate Opportunity tonight to Make himself involved in a chase for the Title to become a 7 Time Champion
Todd – But Book Man must go through The King of Kings…
Triple H’s Music starts
Announcer – And the Opponent, From Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Game, Triple H
J.R – Triple H wants to reclaim the Title, It is his life force, His desire
Todd – He has a bigger record of wins of titles but that also means he’s lost it as many times as he’s won it

Both men lock up in the centre of the ring as Booker T breaks the lock up and starts trying to chop down Triple H who comes back fast with a series of rights knocking Booker onto the ropes and Triple H clotheslines both himself and Booker over the top rope. Triple H manages to regain control of where he’s going and continue beating on Booker but gets reversed off an Irish whip into the steel steps as the ref reaches 5… Triple H re-enter’s the ring within the count only to receive several elbow drops and a signature knee drop… But Triple H won’t stay down but maybe after this he will, Scissors Kick connects… But, why isn’t he going for the Pin? This could be ill-founded but he seems to be going for a Spinarooni… He looks like he’s ready for the win but Triple H ducks the Crescent Kick… He locks him in, Pedigree!!! It happens that quickly… 1-2-3… Triple H barely win’s this one

Announcer – Here’s your winner…
*A gong sounds as the lights go off then come back on*
Todd – Oh my god, the ring is filled with blood…
J.R – And look who’s in the middle in the ring except from the now Laid out Triple H…
Todd – The Undertaker has sent a message to the champ and anyone else who stands in his way of that title
Fade out to interview

Maria – Please welcome, Lita
Lita – Maria, I may not be able to read your mind like Trish might but I don’t really care, Trish wants a shot at my title, Fine by me… Because I would love to beat her 1 more time in front of everyone but I want something from her if she loses… Her Hair…
*smiles wickedly*
Lita – She did say she’d rather go bald
*walks out*
Fade out to commercial

Announcer – The following match is set for one fall
*Team 3D’s Music Plays*
Announcer – Making his way to the ring, accompanied by D-Von, From Dudleyville weighing in at 310 Pounds, He is one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Bubba Ray Dudley
J.R – The Brothers both look set for action however its only Bubba doing the wrestling
Todd – Of course they do, that’s because they never change their Outfits
Announcer – And his opponent, From Hollywood, California weighing in at 285 pounds, Chuck
Todd – Now here’s some people with style
J.R – Oh… So now I know why you were hanging with all those guys last night
Todd – Hey, That’s private

Bubba locks up in the centre and easily gets the advantage and let’s go, smiling, he begins to taunt Chuck by making sexual gestures about him and Billy. Once again they lock up and once again Bubba gets the advantage but let’s go and starts hitting him with knife-edge chops followed by the chants of “WOOOO!” by the crowd but Billy grabs the foot of Bubba which gives Chuck the advantage but also gets Billy banned from ringside. Chuck hits a dropkick off the second rope into the face of Bubba and manages to get him in a sleeper hold. Bubba seems to be slowly losing consciousness as he reaches for the ropes but Chuck pulls him back in but just got countered with a cutter which looks like it may of knocked Chuck out almost but he manages to get back up at the count of 7 along with Bubba who trade blows with each other but Bubba gets the advantage as he knocks Chuck down, Chuck quickly gets back up to be powerslammed back onto the mat, He tries to go for a splash but Chuck is too quick and Bubba misses it… Chuck seems to looking for a Superkick but misses completely but Bubba won’t with his Bubba Bomb, 1-2-3… Bubba wins

Announcer – The winner of the match, Bubba Ray Dudley...
J.R – They seem to be coming over here to celebrate

D-Von picks up Todd and brings him to the Ring and places him under the bottom rope but doesn’t notice that Bubba is behind him as he stares at D-Von, Bubba grabs his attention by giving him a wedgie but won’t let go as D-Von calls for something that looks like a crane to be lowered. As soon as it reaches the same height, Todd begs but Bubba and D-Von hook him up to the end of the crane and hoists him up into the air as he screams and whines Team 3D hold up their hands in the traditional 3D sign

J.R – How do you feel Todd?
Cut to Todd falling from the crane straight onto D-Von then cut to Commercial

Maria – Please welcome, my guest at this time, Chris Jericho
Y2J – Welcome to RAMPAGE IS JERICHO!!!
*crowd cheers*
Y2J – Now, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla is here to win the championship but I have to go through a man who scares everyone except Y-2-J… I came here to save us and liberate that Championship and I don’t care whether I have to go through a Deadman, a Beer Can, an Electric Frying Pan, a Delivery Van, some Guy named Stan or the Whole of Iran… I will always come out on top and I will be World Champion Again…

Announcer – The following contest…
*Chris Jericho’s Music plays*
Announcer – The following contest is set for one fall, making his way to the ring from Manhasset, New York weighing in at 225 Pounds, Chris Jericho
J.R – Joining me here in replacement of Todd Grisham due to personal health problems is Our Teacher, Matt Stryker
Matt Stryker – Thank you J.R and what an honour it is to be sitting next to a hall of famer calling the match of a future hall of famer, Eight Time Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho
J.R – But he has to go through a Veteran and Certified Hall of Famer
*Undertaker’s music plays*
Announcer – And his opponent From Death Valley weighing in at 295 Pounds, The Undertaker
J.R – The most feared man in sports entertainment
Matt Stryker – I’d be careful when saying that J.R, You do remember who we work for don’t you
J.R – Okay, The Most feared entertainer in the history of professional wrestling

Undertaker and Jericho stare at each other as Undertaker starts going for right hands allowing Jericho to duck and tee off with some rights of his own but as the ref pulls him off the Deadman, He grabs Jericho by the throat and throws him into the corner and begins laying rights and lefts into the body of Jericho and finally one to the head. The Undertaker pulls Jericho up and Irish whips him into the corner and tries to go for a running clothesline but Jericho moves as ‘Taker crashes into the ropes, Jericho dropkicks him into the turnbuckle and springboards off the ropes into a crossbody, 1… No, ‘Taker sits up at 1 but a dropkick to the face knocks him back down as Jericho locks him in a dragon sleeper but gets countered into a snapmare over the top rope but Amazingly Jericho lands on the apron and goes for a springboard bulldog but misses and gets a big boot instead and then Irish whipped into the corner and this time the Clothesline connects. We all know where this is going, Snake Eyes and a running boot and now Taker signalling for a chokeslam and as he lifts Jericho up, Y2J wraps his legs around the head of the Deadman into a hurricarana but he seems to be going for the Walls… He’s locked it in… How is Undertaker not tapping out to this manoeuvre? But he reaches the ropes and Jericho just keeps kneeing the back of the Undertaker as he pulls him back and tries to get him locked back into the Walls but Undertaker sits up and delivers a straight right to the head of Y2J who instantly seems groggy after that shot but Undertaker looks ready to make a difference here… Chokeslam connects this time as Taker slowly moves his wrist across his throat, Tombstone City here we come… 1-2-3… Its over

Announcer – Here’s your winner…
J.R – What’s Undertaker doing…? Oh My God, He just tombstoned Jericho again and now… He just tombstoned the announcer
Matt Stryker – I think anyone who didn’t get the message before they should of heard it loud and clear now
Cut to Undertaker symbolizing a title around his waist then cut to commercial

Announcer – The following is our Main Event…
Elijah Burke’s music plays
Announcer – Making his way to the ring first from Jacksonville, Florida weighing in at 230 pounds, Elijah Burke
J.R – An amazing athlete with a 103-1 Boxing Record even before he came to wrestling with 102 via K.O.
Matt Stryker – Yes but if his opponent hits Sweet Chin Music it could be lights out
HBK’s Music Plays
Announcer – And making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 Pounds, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels
J.R – A superstar who whether he loses this match or not will not know what match he’s in at the PPV
Matt Stryker – Which I think plays to the card of the Heart-Break Kid for the soul fact of how he fights no matter what match he’s in he always gives 100%

Shawn Michaels instantaneously hits with a flying forearm the kips up to see Elijah Burke up as he connects with a series of quick arm drags but on the 3rd one Burke counters into an step-toe hold and a leg lock, Which is pushed off as both men stand up in a guard position. After staring down both lock up in the centre of the ring as Burke gets pushed into the ropes and comes back with an shoulder block who runs across the ropes again to be met with an enzuiguri and then gets caught in a arm trap crossface but he’s too near the ropes so he manages to get up but then another dropkick knocks Burke to the outside. And now HBK’s going for some classic manoeuvres, Moonsault to the outside but Burke moved and HBK crashes to the floor but seems to have landed funnily and conjointed as Burke drags him to the steel steps and connects with a dropkick to the abdomen in front of the steel steps… Shawn Michaels seems to be bleeding internally as Burke literally drags him back in and sets him up backwards on the top rope as he pulls the kneepads down, Elijah Express and Shawn just hits his head onto the steel turnbuckle and is completely unconscious, The referee has called for the bell

Announcer – The winner of the match as the result of a Knockout…

JBL, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes run out as Elijah Burke throws the ring steps and steel chairs into the ring. Ted DiBiase hits the Million Dollar Dream onto the steps which set Cody Rhodes up for a DDT onto a steel chair and as all 3 hold HBK in place JBL hits a full throttle Clothesline from Hell and then picks up a microphone

JBL – Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to introduce the Reformation of the most influential and powerful stable in wrestling history, The Cabinet and Shawn… Just like tonight at Tribal Warfare, There will be no where to run and no where to hide as you and me will be locked inside a 15 foot high, Steel Cage
Matt Stryker – WOW!!!
J.R – What a slobber-knocker of a match and an announcement from JBL
Matt Stryker – Yes but with what we’ve just seen, who can stop the Reformed Cabinet?
J.R – Thank you for inviting us into your homes, See you next week for another instalment of Friday Night Rampage
End of Programme