Rampage 8-29-08

Shane O’ Mac’s Music starts blaring throughout the arena as the camera pans to him holding a microphone in his hand
Shane – Ladies and Gentleman, On behalf of me and my sister Stephanie, I would like to welcome you to Friday Night RAMPAGE!!! In this ring, You will see some of the Best Action to Date, And we look set to shake the Rafters tonight as 3 of our 4 Championships are on the line. As Petey Williams defends his Rampage Television Championship against Evan Bourne. That’s not all as The Tag Team Champions, Billy and Chuck defend their Titles against Team 3D in a Tables Match. But, that’s not it, Tonight, There will be a Fatal 4 Way Match for the Rampage World Heavyweight Championship. As the current Champion Batista defends against HBK – Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker and The Game – Triple H. Ladies and Gentleman, Thank you for Listening and Enjoy Friday Night Rampage.
J.R – Everybody, You heard it Here, A Rampage worthy enough to be a PPV. Its Good Old J.R. Joined by Todd Grisham
Todd – Thank you J.R. and You’re right tonight seems to be set out to be an amazing show including our first contest.

Announcer – The Following contest is a Tag Team Match scheduled for 1 Fall
*The Rocks entrance music blares through the arena*
Announcer – Making their Way to the Ring, From Miami, Florida weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Rock and his Tag Team Partner, From Louisville, Kentucky weighing in at 242 pounds, Eugene
J.R - And what an exciting night it is for that young man Eugene to be teaming with someone he has idolised his entire wrestling career
Todd – Well, I think Eugene may need more then the Rock to win this one
Announcer – And Their Opponents weighing in at a Combined weight of 470 Pound, Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes.
J.R – Well, This Duo has been a force to be reckoned with so far but they’re facing a Hall of Famer
Todd – Yes but like you said, These two athletes have been on a roll so far and I think The Rock and Eugene may be in for a fight tonight
J.R. – Well, Its just a guess but I think that’s what they came for

The Rock starts off in the ring against Ted DiBiase Jr. as they lock up after a while The Rock gets the advantage. Ted pushes The Rock off but gets a shoulder block of the rebound. The Rock continues running to the other rope but Ted quickly gets up and dropkicks The Rock in the face as he tags in to Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes hits a few elbow drops then climbs to the top rope. But The Rock hits the ropes causing Rhodes to crash to floor and allowing The Rock to tag in Eugene. After a few wild right hands Eugene connects with a clothesline but knocking back Rhodes allowing him to tag in to DiBiase who dodges a right hand and Locks in The Million Dollar Dream but The Resilience of Eugene allows him to grab the ropes but DiBiase won’t let go but The Rock breaks it up. Cody Rhodes tries to get involved but gets Rock Bottomed but WAIT A MINUTE… Eugene connects with a version of the Rock Bottom himself!!! As both men look at each other, They each remove an elbow pad and run across the ropes, BAM!! Both Men connect with The People’s Elbow. Eugene heads to the Top Rope, Frog Splash. 1-2-3, it’s over.

Announcer – Here are your Winners, The Rock and Eugene

J.R. – Wait a minute, Cody Rhodes… Look out Rock! Cody Rhodes just DDT’d The People’s Champ
Todd – Well, I think we all know that this isn’t over between The Rock and Cody Rhodes
Cuts to Commercial

Maria – Please welcome, My Guest at this time, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels
*HBK enters the Room*
Maria – Shawn, Tonight you have a Fatal Four Way match for the Rampage Championship but with Rumours about you being moved to another roster, do you think you can keep your mind on the match?
HBK – Maria, Calm down. You see, it all comes down to being the best in this business, if you’re not focussed on that, you don’t belong here. But I can see every fan out there is scared about losing The Best Sports Entertainer to date and most importantly their championship to another roster. But, whatever happens, tonight I’m walking out with that championship and when I win it, it’s staying right here with HBK.

Todd – WOW!
J.R – Emotional words from Shawn Michaels about his opportunity for the title
Todd – Yes, But he’s got to go through 3 other men to get it

Announcer – The Following Contest set for 1 Fall is for the Rampage Television Championship
*Evan Bourne’s music blares through the arena*
Announcer – Making his way to the ring, The Challenger, From St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 185 Pounds, Evan Bourne
J.R – The Challenger has been able to secure a number of wins and seems ready for this match
Todd – But He does seem nervous
J.R – You try not being nervous in a title match
Announcer – And his Opponent, Accompanied by Scott Steiner, He is The Current Rampage Television Champion, Little Petey Pump, Petey Williams
J.R – What is Scott Steiner doing out here?
Todd – He’s came to support his protégé but this looks set to be a great match up
J.R – For once, I agree with you

The referee holds up the title as the bell rings. Petey Williams instantly goes for the Canadian Destroyer but gets tripped up into an ankle lock but grabs the ropes. Evan Bourne lets go instantly and smiles at Petey as he gets up and locks up. After a series of counters and 2 Counts, Petey Williams gets the advantage as he pushes Bourne into the corner. Petey goes for a shoulder into the gut but the quickness of Bourne allows him to move and get a schoolboy. 1-2- No… Petey kicks out and runs at Evan who counters with a series of Arm Drags into an Arm bar. Petey manages to counter the Arm bar into an Irish whip which sends him careening over the top rope which as Petey distracts the ref; Scott Steiner hits Evan Bourne with a clothesline and rolls him back into the ring. Petey tries to go for the pin. 1-2-No… Bourne manages to kick out at two and after a series of punches by Petey; He signals that he’s going to go for the Canadian Destroyer. But Bourne is up and dropkicks Petey into an Exposed turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. He goes for the Shooting Star Press but Steiner pulls Petey out of the way as Bourne crashes and burns. Petey picks Bourne up and finally connects, Canadian Destroyer. 1-2-3… Its over.

Announcer – Here’s your winner and Still Rampage Television Champion, Petey Williams
J.R – Now that was Highway robbery at the highest level
Todd – J.R, It doesn’t matter how it happened but It happened and At the end Petey Williams is still champ
J.R. – Well, I just hope Evan Bourne gets a SINGLE competition for the title next time instead of a handicap match
Cut to Commercial

J.R – Welcome back to Friday Night Rampage as we have Stone Cold in the Ring
Todd – He looks pretty annoyed J.R.

SCSA – You call this a show… Everybody knows you can not have a Premiere Show without Stone Cold Steve Austin… Yet this Monkey of a GM makes this a Show without Stone Cold… Well, if you want to see Stone Cold stomp a mud hole in somebody’s ass and walk it dry… Give Me a Hell Yeah
*hell yeah*
SCSA – I said…
*Daivari’s Entrance music Plays*
Daivari – Stone Cold… It doesn’t matter that you are not in it… There are too many White Males and Female’s in this Racist show already, they should at least acknowledge the Arab Phenomenon known as Daivari
SCSA – You know what your right kiddo… 3 Cheers for, what did you say your name was again?
Daivari – Dai…
J.R – Kick to the Gut… STUNNER!!! Stone Cold just hit the Stunner on Daivari
Todd – *sarcastically* Oh No… That’s really a shame… I hope Stone Cold DOESN’T hit him with the Stunner again
J.R – Well, Daivari just got Appreciated, Stone Cold Style
Cut to Stone Cold drinking 2 Beers then Fades to Commercial

Lita’s Music Plays
Announcer – The Following Contest is Scheduled for 1 Fall, Making Her Way to The Ring, From Sanford, North Carolina Weighing in at 135 Pounds, The Current Rampage Womens Champion, Lita
J.R – Lita may have more then she may of bet on tonight
Todd – J.R, You sound like you don’t trust our women’s champions’ ability’s
J.R – Its not that, its just she may of bitten off even more then she can handle tonight
Announcer – And making her way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 123 Pounds, Trish Stratus
J.R – Former friends turned enemy over 1 Thing and that’s the Women’s Title
Todd – Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend but Gold can be a friend and an enemy

The bell rings and the two divas instantly start firing off on each other, After a few shots from both divas, Lita ducks a wild right hand from Trish and kicks her in the shin and then dropkicks her in the face. She jumps off the ropes but misses her trademark moonsault. Trish gets Lita in an STF instantly but Lita is too close to the ropes and breaks the hold. After a well executed Hurricarana off a few well placed punches, Trish Goes for the Chick Kick but Lita Dodges yet again though, Trish manages to keep her composure and kicks Lita with a heel off the momentum. Trish then tries for the Stratusfaction but gets pushed off into the turnbuckle and that quickly, Lita locks her in the Extreme Twist of Fate and Connects. 1-2-3… The Women’s champion earns a well fought victory

Announcer – Here’s your winner, Lita
J.R – Probably one of the greatest diva matches I have seen in a long while
Todd – But, I’m certain Trish will bounce back and receive a shot at that title just for the effort tonight
Cuts to Interview

Maria – Please welcome my guests at this time, they are the Challengers for the Rampage Tag Team Championship, The Dudley Boys
Bubba Ray – Maria, Before you open your mouth to ask us anything, We know what your going to say
*looks at D-Von*
Bubba Ray – Your going to ask “What is our plan for tonight in this Table Match?” Well, I’m going to tell you, Our plan is to Go out there, Set up a table and put Chuck through it then We’re going to set up another table and put Billy through it, Then we’re going to go home and celebrate that we are once again, Tag Team Champions
D-Von – OH MY BROTHER, TESTIFY!!!

Announcer – The following contest is a Tag Team Tables Match for The Rampage Tag Team Championship
Team 3D’s Music Plays
Announcer – First, The Challengers, From Dudleyville, Weighing in at a combined weight of 585 Pounds, Brother Ray, Brother D-Von, The Dudley Boyz
J.R – Here come the Masters of the Tables Match and Former 19 Time Tag Champions
Todd – Well, J.R, These two brothers have a great relationship and track record of putting people through tables, I can’t see Billy and Chuck walking out of here Champions
Announcer – And the Opponents, the Rampage World Tag Team Champions, From Hollywood, California, Weighing in at 534 Pounds, Billy and Chuck
J.R – These two are tremendous athletes but I don’t know whether they have ever been involved in a tables match
Todd – If not, I’m Definite that they won’t walk out the Champions

The Referee holds up the championship as the Match gets underway and an all out brawl erupts between Billy and D-Von which D-Von gets the advantage with a well timed flapjack but with this being a Tornado Tag style match, Chuck tries to get involved only to be knocked off his feet with a clothesline. And here comes classic Dudley Boys, D-Von heads to the top rope with Chucks legs held apart, a yell of “WASSUP” fills the room as D-Von head butts Chuck straight in the groin. D-Von seems to be going wild; we all know where this is going… “D-VON!!! Get the Tables!!!” as the crowd chants We Want Tables the Dudley Boys head to the out side and grab not 1 but 2 tables but look out, Flying Plancha over the top by Billy. Chuck seems to be heading to the Top Rope as well and Drops an Elbow onto the concrete floor below. The Champions slide a table and D-Von back into the Ring as they seem to be setting up for a Code-Red through the Table. But Bubba-Ray saves his team mate but Chuck may want to look out below. Bubba just power bombed Chuck through a table… Chuck seems to be unconscious and Billy doesn’t seem to be much better considering the Low-Blow he received from Bubba to stop D-Von going through the table. And I think this may be over soon, they’ve been waiting for this chance all night, An Irish whip and off the rebound… THERE IT IS!!! 3D through the Table!!! We have new Tag Team Champions

Announcer – Here’s your Winners and NEW Rampage World Tag Team Champions…
THE DUDLEY BOYS!!!
J.R – We have new Champions, We have new Champions
Todd – Calm Down J.R, Don’t have a heart attack on me
J.R – That’s sure to go down as a Slobber-Knocker of a Tag Team Match
Cut to The Dudley holding up their new championships and then fade to commercial

Maria – Everyone, Please welcome my Guest at this Time, Evan Bourne
*Evan enters looking Happy*
Maria – Evan, Considering you lost that Match earlier for the Television Championship, Why are you smiling?
Evan – Because Maria, I’ve just been informed that I will get a Tag Team match next week against Scott Steiner and Petey Williams with a Partner of my Choice. And also, if My team wins, I get another Shot for that Television Title with Scott Steiner banned from Ringside… How could I be sad?
*Evan walks of smiling and cut to the ring*

Announcer – The Following is an Impromptu Match-Up scheduled for 1 fall
Muhammad Hassan’s Music Plays
Announcer – Making his way to the Ring, Accompanied by Daivari, From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 235 Pounds, Muhammad Hassan
J.R – Well we saw what happened earlier tonight with Stone Cold stunning the apparent Arab Phenomenon, Daivari and it seems to look like Muhammad Hassan didn’t take it lightly
Todd – Well, It was just Stone Colds way of saying Hello to the young wrestler
J.R – I wish Stone Cold would say Hello to you, Then I could get some Peace
Announcer – And his opponent, From Austin, Texas weighing in at 252 Pounds, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
J.R – Well, Here comes someone who’s not going to apologise
Todd – Definitely not J.R, He solves his problems by Stomping Mud holes

The bell rings and Stone Cold starts off fast quickly going for a clothesline and connects. After a few kicks to Hassan Stone Cold bounces off the rope and after a few middle fingers hits a knee drop across the forehead. Hassan crawls to the corner but Stone Cold quickly jumps on Hassan like a shark that smells blood and starts stomping mud holes in Muhammad Hassan who looks like he doesn’t know where he is. Stone Cold picks Hassan up and after 2 Middle fingers… Stunner connects… 1-2-3… It’s over…

Announcer – Here’s your winner…
J.R – Stone Cold’s chasing after Daivari like a man possessed
Todd – Run Daivari, Run…
J.R – Kick to the Gut… Daivari just got stunnered again for the second time tonight
Todd – Oh Well, I told him to run
Cut to Commercial

Maria – Please welcome my guest at this time, Batista
Batista – Hey Maria
Maria – Hey, So Tonight you have to defend your title against 3 other Men in a Fatal 4 Way, Do you feel confident going into a match where you may not be the favourite?
Batista – Well, I respect all of these men most definitely, but at the end of it all, I’m not Champion for nothing so I feel confident that when I walk out, I will have shown everyone why I’m the Champion but also Why I’m the Animal

Announcer – The following is a Fatal 4 Way Match for the Rampage World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H’s Music starts
Announcer – Making his Way to the Ring, From Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 260 Pounds, The Game, Triple H
J.R – And The Game looks focused and seems to have one thing in mind, The World Championship
Todd – Yes well he’s going to have to go through 3 other men who want the same thing, including this man
HBK’s music plays
Announcer – And from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 Pounds, The Heart-Break Kid, Shawn Michaels
J.R – We all heard HBK before, If he wins this match, He’s staying with Rampage with that Title and he promised to win
Todd – Well, My moneys on the Show-Stopper, That and I want him to stay
Batista’s Music Play’s
Announcer – Making his Way to the Ring, The Rampage Television Champion from Washington, D.C. weighing in at 290 Pounds, The Animal, Batista
J.R – The Near 300 Pound Beast has been Unleashed
Todd – And he seems more focused then I have ever seen in my Entire life
J.R – But we are still waiting on the final competitor
Undertaker’s music starts playing
Announcer – And finally, From Death Valley weighing in at 295 Pounds, The Undertaker
J.R – The Phenom has his eyes locked on the champion
Todd – I don’t know how all these competitors can looks so calm when they hear that music, See that Entrance and Witness the Deadman
J.R – The Master of Mind Games could become a 7 Time Champion here tonight

The match Starts as all Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Batista team together to try and take out the Deadman but all get carried off after receiving shots but Batista won’t give up as he drives shoulders into the gut of the Phenom as Former Partners, Triple H and Shawn Michaels are fighting as Triple H throws HBK to the outside. The Referee pries the two apart only for the Undertaker to grab Batista and start throwing his soup bones at the Animal. With HBK incapacitated on the Outside, HHH tries to get involved by Clotheslining a weary Batista over the Top Rope then starts hitting ‘Taker with rights and lefts only to get one back by the Deadman who seems to be rolling at this moment however after an Irish Whip the Momentum quickly changes off a high knee from The Game. As Triple H grabs a sledgehammer from Under the ring and looks to strike the Phenom whilst he’s down, Undertaker sits up and grabs the Throat of Triple H, Look out below… Chokeslam, Could this be it, 1-2… No, HHH just kicks out. Undertaker looks angry and I think may be looking to end it as the Eyes roll back in his skull and the fist crosses the neck, Undertaker thinking of the End, Undertaker hits Triple H with the Tombstone, 1-2… Shawn Michaels breaks it up, Sweet Chin Music on the Deadman… Now HBK is going for the Pin, 1-2… Wait a Minute, JBL just broke up the 3 Count and this is a No DQ Match… Clothesline from Hell sends HBK flying over the Top Rope… Why did JBL just do that? It doesn’t matter, here comes The Animal, Spear to the Undertaker and he’s got Triple H set up for it… Batista Bomb!!! 1-2-3… Batista Retains the Championship

Announcer – Here’s your Winner and Still the Champion, Batista
J.R – Wow, What an Incredible Match
Todd – It sure was J.R, I’m just thinking of what reason JBL had to ruin HBK’s Victory
J.R – I don’t know all I do know is that He’s going to have a lot of explaining to do next week
End of Programme