Okay first of all, if you ever wondered how big a size 15 fist was, we all learned last night that it's approximately the size of a brisket, but if you can't get to your local bbq joint, one of Big Show's big bear paws will easily suffice.

I love the smile Big Show wears when he strolls to the ring lately, he looks genuinely happy about going to "work" every week, and by work I mean kicking ass. Not many can get that over, and Big Show does it every night he steps.

How does everyone feel about non-title matches? 

Ask Shelton Benjamin and for sure he's going to tell you they're bogus. Did you guys see that out of nowhere "hart attack" clothesline Shelton pulled off on the  U.S. Champ? It never ceases to amaze me how Benjamin  can consistently put on good matches with anyone, and great matches given the proper opponent and forum. 

All that gaga J.R. and Mick were spewing about "staying focused" is just a byproduct of backstage politics gone wild, and this young studs career being stuck in the middle. Stay up Shelton. 

With a victory over Matt Hardy, a title shot can't be far off, and I really don't think Shelton is going to blow an opportunity 1 on 1. If Shelton had a proper manager, his shot would be on Tuesday Night WWE Extreme. 

I would really love to see MVP wrestle Kennedy 100 times. With debates every week about who was iLLer. 

I wonder how Domino felt after he executed a "PERFECT HIP TOSS" and Kennedy made fun of him for it? Couldn't be as bad as he felt after that PERFECT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE that Kennedy dished out en route to yet another victory for Kennedy. 

When was the last time this guy lost anyway? 

Did I ever mentioned that I love the fact Miz n Morrison have different entrances?

Or that if I was a kid, Hornswoggle and Finlay would save me from monsters in nightmares?

Watching the match was exciting. Hornswoggle is hungry for more gold, and he showed how committed he was in the match. You're crazy if you don't realize that:

Hornswoggle + Stunners = Ratings

You're equally crazy if you didn't notice 45 minutes into Smackdown, the enziguri Hornswoggle pulled off on Morrison. Between the sell job and Hornswoggles hunger for gold, I'm ready for more. 

And yes, Foley said "selling this duo short" in lieu of the move. 

How did everyone like the time devoted to showcasing Jeff Hardy's photo shoot? I thought it was bad ass how it was the 1st computer generated cover ever for WWE. Mad love to Matt Hoyle the photographer on the project.

I wish I could understand how Hardy got his hands on the WWE title though for the photo shoot. I know for damn sure HHH wouldn't just loan out his pride and joy for fun n' games about Jeff Hardy chasing a title.

Maybe soon on WWE.com we'll see a covert operation performed by the Rainbow Warrior explaining how  he had to snag the belt for the shoot, that would be really interesting.

Or maybe the story is all scrambled. Maybe it was the belt that was computer generated, not the cover. :)

Before I had a chance to worry about if Trips had the Title or not, he was being introduced for his brawl with Chavo. And J.R. said it best. When the Game is healthy, when he's in shape, he's the best, he can't be beat. 

By the way, HHH hit the Pedigree after 2 of the 3 Kings for the victory over Chavo.

Chavito and La Familia had me crackin' up! Let's just say that an empathetic Chavo is a hilarious Chavo. His interaction with Edge especially were mixed just right. 

90210 is back! Yes! Trust me kids you're going to love it. Pineapple Express looks mad funny. 

The instant tap out of Cherri, to Natalia's Sharpshooter was impressive. 

Vladimir has some music, sounds like Rammstein. Mick dubbed him the Instrument of Destruction, I don't know about all that but he had some Head Butts of Mass Destruction that he dished out to Stevie Richards. 

Stevie tried his best, hit him with 7 different kicks, even dropped the big man with a front drop kick and an enziguri, but 6'6 302 of Lean only had to hit him with 1 boot to the chest to bring about end of days. 

Baton Rouge ain't the only ones that miss JYD, I do too. 

The Wedding is back on people. My question is, who's going to crash it? The image of Edge, nestled safely under Vikki's breast was classic. After all, no one would or could save him from the Big Show but her. I wonder would he do the same? 

If you're too young to know, Mick Foley really did lose a part of his ear during a match back in the 90s. I appreciate the knowledge and experience he brings to the commentator's spot on Smackdown. 

Wouldn't it be great if after the Samoan Spike, Kennedy couldn't talk for a while? No not at all. Sing along like it's 1999~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Missssteeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

Kennnnnnneddddyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keneddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy.