Okay first of all, if you ever wondered how big a size 15 fist was, we all learned last night that it's approximately the size of a brisket, but if you can't get to your local bbq joint, one of Big Show's big bear paws will easily suffice.

I love the smile Big Show wears when he strolls to the ring lately, he looks genuinely happy about going to "work" every week, and by work I mean kicking ass. Not many can get that over, and Big Show does it every night he steps.

How does everyone feel about non-title matches? 

Ask Shelton Benjamin and for sure he's going to tell you they're bogus. Did you guys see that out of nowhere "hart attack" clothesline Shelton pulled off on the  U.S. Champ? It never ceases to amaze me how Benjamin  can consistently put on good matches with anyone, and great matches given the proper opponent and forum. 

All that gaga J.R. and Mick were spewing about "staying focused" is just a byproduct of backstage politics gone wild, and this young studs career being stuck in the middle. Stay up Shelton. 

With a victory over Matt Hardy, a title shot can't be far off, and I really don't think Shelton is going to blow an opportunity 1 on 1. If Shelton had a proper manager, his shot would be on Tuesday Night WWE Extreme. 

I would really love to see MVP wrestle Kennedy 100 times. With debates every week about who was iLLer. 

I wonder how Domino felt after he executed a "PERFECT HIP TOSS" and Kennedy made fun of him for it? Couldn't be as bad as he felt after that PERFECT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE that Kennedy dished out en route to yet another victory for Kennedy. 

When was the last time this guy lost anyway? 

Did I ever mentioned that I love the fact Miz n Morrison have different entrances?

Or that if I was a kid, Hornswoggle and Finlay would save me from monsters in nightmares?

Watching the match was exciting. Hornswoggle is hungry for more gold, and he showed how committed he was in the match. You're crazy if you don't realize that:

Hornswoggle + Stunners = Ratings

You're equally crazy if you didn't notice 45 minutes into Smackdown, the enziguri Hornswoggle pulled off on Morrison. Between the sell job and Hornswoggles hunger for gold, I'm ready for more. 

And yes, Foley said "selling this duo short" in lieu of the move. 

How did everyone like the time devoted to showcasing Jeff Hardy's photo shoot? I thought it was bad ass how it was the 1st computer generated cover ever for WWE. Mad love to Matt Hoyle the photographer on the project.

I wish I could understand how Hardy got his hands on the WWE title though for the photo shoot. I know for damn sure HHH wouldn't just loan out his pride and joy for fun n' games about Jeff Hardy chasing a title.

Maybe soon on WWE.com we'll see a covert operation performed by the Rainbow Warrior explaining how  he had to snag the belt for the shoot, that would be really interesting.

Or maybe the story is all scrambled. Maybe it was the belt that was computer generated, not the cover. :)

Before I had a chance to worry about if Trips had the Title or not, he was being introduced for his brawl with Chavo. And J.R. said it best. When the Game is healthy, when he's in shape, he's the best, he can't be beat. 

By the way, HHH hit the Pedigree after 2 of the 3 Kings for the victory over Chavo.

Chavito and La Familia had me crackin' up! Let's just say that an empathetic Chavo is a hilarious Chavo. His interaction with Edge especially were mixed just right. 

90210 is back! Yes! Trust me kids you're going to love it. Pineapple Express looks mad funny. 

The instant tap out of Cherri, to Natalia's Sharpshooter was impressive. 

Vladimir has some music, sounds like Rammstein. Mick dubbed him the Instrument of Destruction, I don't know about all that but he had some Head Butts of Mass Destruction that he dished out to Stevie Richards. 

Stevie tried his best, hit him with 7 different kicks, even dropped the big man with a front drop kick and an enziguri, but 6'6 302 of Lean only had to hit him with 1 boot to the chest to bring about end of days. 

Baton Rouge ain't the only ones that miss JYD, I do too. 

The Wedding is back on people. My question is, who's going to crash it? The image of Edge, nestled safely under Vikki's breast was classic. After all, no one would or could save him from the Big Show but her. I wonder would he do the same? 

If you're too young to know, Mick Foley really did lose a part of his ear during a match back in the 90s. I appreciate the knowledge and experience he brings to the commentator's spot on Smackdown. 

Wouldn't it be great if after the Samoan Spike, Kennedy couldn't talk for a while? No not at all. Sing along like it's 1999~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Missssteeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

Kennnnnnneddddyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keneddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

 

 

This Anarchy can't go on forever. 

Ric Flair-  Wooooo! First of all, the Nature Boy has some experience being the GM of Raw so he knows how to deal with the egos backstage. He's also 16 time World Champ, so it's not like he'll be bullied by anyone when it comes to the politics, or he'll dish out some chops n' figure 4s, Slick Ric styles. Oh and he's still amazingly over wherever he goes.

And he can get a crowd excited over anything. A two out of three falls match between Haas and Chuck, with Flair making the match? It would have be nail biting to see what happens next. 

Stone Cold Steve Austin- 5 words. 1 meaning. "Get Ready For Some Stunners". We all know the great times that would lie ahead for us as the Fan Nation if we had the Texas Rattlesnake at the helm of Monday night. Now the headache for the McMahon family? That's a different story. 

One thing is for sure, no one would cross him. If not because of respect, then out of pure fear.

John Cena- Okay I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "how could Cena be GM when he's trying to win the World Title off of C.M. Punk?". Truth is, I see Cena as the complete package when it comes to being a professional wrestler. He gives himself an edge physically and psychologically.

And what bigger edge then being the man who makes the matches? 

JBL- "The Wrestling God" is probably the front runner for the position, considering his good favor with "the office". Vince could trust in JBL to be both ruthless and creative with his ruthlessness. 

Raw would never be the same after a stint of power for the Mamajuana slinging Cowboy.

Shane O' Mac- Eventually Shane is going to have control over the Entire WWE. If he can get Raw working the way he wants it to work now, then down the road his image is that much more defined.

Wrestlers would be judged on their ability on his watch, given his own affinity towards the physical. A great sleeper pick. 

 

Who do you think fits into this GM picture?

So there we were, the cans were out, damage was being dished out to JBL's limo, and John Cena sprayed some Truth into our living rooms.

Does JBL honestly think he can find a way to overcome the TERROR Squad of faces that's come together on Raw?

If Batista doesn't hurt you, then C.M. Punk will break your face. If you come back from that, Cena will use big words to make fun of you, then he'll make you tap out to an STFU.

The Wrestling God, JBL is one of the toughest men in the History of the WWE. If I needed some backup in a fight I'd be lucky, real lucky to have Him anywhere near my side, but that's NOT what makes a champion, in this heat of stallions racing towards the Big Gold Belt. 

JBL was obviously restless, he sat on his ass for a while with an injury over on Smackdown doing God like commentary, and that little voice inside his head started talking to him, eating at him, 

"Do you still got it champ? Could you sell out the Garden 1 more time?"

And before you know it he's choking Hornswoggle in a hospital room, and throwing steel steps at Finlay's face. 

Does he really have a chance though? Against these odds, against these numbers? Most importantly against this talent... He can hire all the black opps he wants, they're no match for what he's up against. Personally I think this is only the beginning of the end of JBL. We're witnessing the end of an era. 

It's great to see a guy that used to break all the rules in order to save his title, a guy that used to use his "cabinet" to run interference and beat downs all the time finally get what he deserves.  

Is he Poopy though? Hardly. And I think Cena is about to find out that when a Cowboy is going down in a hail of bullets sometimes the dust he stirs up, and the PEEPS you have to call to take him down in the first place, can change your life forever. 

Even when you win the fight. 

 

Just got through watching JTG and Shad do their thing on "Word Up" and it was the shiznit for sure. Lots of fun, and these two guys had me laughing it up. 

If I was Cody and Teddy, I'd be a little petrified about these guys stealing their tag gold before long, and considering Shad's skills and power in the ring, I don't see that as much of a hoop dream as others. 

I wouldn't be surprised to see a reaction from the Miz and Morrison as well. Aren't they the original ganstas of the Web? Do you think they'll take kindly to another tag team of inferior credentials biting their idea and style?

I would absolutely love to see some cross webisode beefage, and hopefully, so long as everyone involved isn't a "Wankster" the fight will be sooner rather then later.

Yeah Yeah.

Kane got the "final word" in on Raw this past Monday, and I was wondering along with everyone else, what the hell he was talking about-He kept saying "Is He Alive Or Dead?!"

And of course it's the "He" in that question that poses all the interesting IWC debate. Names like Bearer, and Mitchell and even mention of the Undertaker is floating endlessly through the airwaves, and before I throw my proverbial Ninja Star in the with the lot, I'm going to have to see who Kane targets next.

Speaking of, do you think that there's a chance you'll see an entirely new announcers team this week on Raw, given the damage that Kane dished out?

I can think of a certain bacon loving tomato growing Freddy who would own at the job.