Y2J: Welcome to RAW is Jericho!!!!
And this is not a mirage, this is real, this is here, this is now, this is the 2nd coming of Y2J!
Who remembered? I want you to take out your cellphones, text your friends, take a picture, shoot a video, send an email, call them all and tell them the Sexy Beast is back baby! I promise to ignite you, to excite you, to delight you! So strap on your seatbelts, ease the seat back, click it into gear, and go into overdrive because from this point forward, its 100% entertainment, 100% electricity, 100% Jericho!
RKO: Wait a minute, who the hell do you think you are, the last time I saw you Jericho, you were getting fired on RAW, and it's a good thing too, because it would have a matter of time before I kicked you in the head and ended your career. So tell us, tell us O Savior, what's so important, that you had to come back, what exactly, what exactly are you saving us from?
Y2J: Well, your boring personality for one. You want me to continue? I'm saving us from that face of yours which looks like you got flattened by a frying pan or your monotonous, robotic, Randy Orton voice. Or how about I save us from your child bearing hips, your supercut hairstyle, and your subscription to blue ball magazine! But most importantly, Randy Orton, I'm here to save us...from you, because the first chance I get, I'm gonna take that WWE Championship from you, place it around this gorgeous waist, and when I do, Monday Night RAW, the WWE, Sports-entertainment, Entertainment-entertainment, the state of Florida, the country of the United States, the Western Hemisphere, the planet Earth, the heavens above, the galaxy, the crabnebula that surrounds the universe itself! Will never, never, never, evvvvvver! Be the same again!