SHAKEN RATTLED & RAW...

As you can see the Gnome now has a particularly short fuse... May be the ultimate SLAPPY AWARD this year should be given to everybody involved in the farsical picking of guest hosts for RAW...  Is this due to the fact that the commentary drivel of King & Cole is NOT A PATCH on the most famous combination of King & JR.  Or could it be due to the fact that some are arguing over contracts, others are spending to much time injured or falling foul of the companies well being policy(& the LAW!)...

OR COULD IT SIMPLY BE THE CREATIVE BRAINS AT TITAN TOWERS HAVE FINALLY COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS... 

Maybe not... The truth is that programming has not been that bad, but you have to wonder when the reformation of DX and for Smackdown the return of the undertaker has been the highlight of most recent programming whether there are deeper seated problems within the WWE...

You could even play spot the problem with this promotional photo....

I have often been a major supporter of the fanzine POWER SLAM a recent issue had an additional little booklet entitled:   "YES THEY REALLY DID SAY THAT..."

Here are just a couple of my favourites from that edition and they could be in line for a SPECIAL SLAPPY AWARD this year...(please note nominations for Slappy awards open until the end of NOVEMBER...)

 "VINCE McMAHON'S BUSINESS STYLE IS: RIDE THE HORSE UNTIL IT DROPS, SHOOT IT, THEN EAT THE HORSE!!" 

 Hulk Hogan on Larry King Live 1999

"JERRY, You Are A PERVERT..."

IVORY live on RAW 17 Jan 2000

LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST...

" I Hate Liars. I Hate Half-Truths!"

 Vince McMahon - Interview with Playboy Magazine Feb 2001

HHHMMMMM !!! Judge for yourself is that a bit rich coming from this man !?!

 Gnome 2009