Last night, Mali Hardyboyz, and I attended a WWE House Show. It was pretty cool. Evan Bourne vs Shelton Benjamin was the first match. Benjamin is a really big guy, and Evan Bourne moves way too fast. I could barely take a good pic of him. Evan ended up winning.

Drew McIntyre came out and talked about how much he hated the USA. Then Ricky Steamboat came out to fight him. McIntyre was beating him up most of the time, but Steamboat was able to power up in the end and win the match.

The Great Khali fought Dolph Ziggler. I'm not too crazy about either one, but I pretty much didn't want Khali to win. He did anyway. After the match, Khali was giving everyone high-5's, so it seemed they were all oblivious to the fact that Ziggler was still in the ring and barely moving after being hit with a Khali Bomb. It took him a while to get out of the ring, but he was ok.

A fatal 4 way match for the ECW title took place with Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Christian and Tommy "Fatty" Dreamer. I was screaming my heart out for Christian, but of course what I want doesn't matter & the Miracle Fatty won once again.

Tiffany gave some people in terrace ringside seats. Her mic skills suck, but they're better than they used to be.

Edge made his entrance and was angry at the world and yelling at little kids. The kids thought it was hellarious. Jeff Hardy came out and Hardyboyz almost knocked me out with her sign since she was waving it everywhere and screaming. I didn't get any Jeff pics since her sign was always in my way. Edge slipped on the ringropes & kept falling, threw a temper tantrum over seemingly nothing, and everyone laughed. Then he told us to shut up and we laughed more. Jeff won the match by forfeit since Edge hurt himself (I couldn't tell if it was a shoulder or leg injury), and couldn't fight. EMT's escorted him out, and before he left Edge told us all "Sorry". I'm not a fan of his, but I still clappped for him on his way out. We appreciated the effort.

Maria came out to guest ref yet again another diva tag match. Iit was Alicia Fox and Michelle McCool against Melina and Gail Kim. They all performed well, but in my opinion, Gail Kim stole the show, even though everyone else was more excited about Melina. But Maria sucked as a ref this time. I could've sworn she was blind that night. Or maybe it's just cuz I don't like her I think that...

Chris Jericho was prepping to give us all one of his enlightening speeches, and he stopped and actually read Hardyboyz's sign! It said "Chris Jericho is a gelatinous parasite" and had a bunch of other fancy Chris Jericho words on it. He even looked at us when he said "Some of you still think I suck, but I don't care what you think!" John Morrison came out, and he was wearing a fur coat that said MNM on the back. Weird... Anyway he made eye contact with Mali and smiled at her & her JoMo sign. She hasn't been the same since. After he missed Starship Pain Jerichoo capitalized and pinned him. We weren't too happy, but at least we got to see our hero, John Morrison!

The main event was A World Heavyweight Championship Match with CM Punk against Rey Mysterio. I was all decked out in CM Punk gear, complete with a CM Punk sign, and I was surrounded by Rey Mysterio fans. I love Rey, but I just know Punk can own him, and I like him better. Everyone booed Punk, and he tried to get people to cheer him on, and I was one of the few that actually complied. I was screaming and cheering and jumping. Punk laughed at me. I must have looked stupid, but oh well. It was a really fast paced match, with Rey and Punk getting a bunch of near falls. Just when Rey was gonna win, Chris Jericho came out and beat him up. This was one of the first times I was actually happy to see Jericho. The ref was getting Jericho out of the ring when Punk hit the GTS and pinned Rey. Jericho continued to pulverize Rey, but Punk stopped him cuz Punk wanted to beat up Rey. Jeff Hardy came out and beat up Punk & Jericho. Then Rey did the 619 to both of them and Jeff did a double Swanton Bomb! That was definitely the best match!

I had a really good time last night and thank you all for letting me share it with you. Thank you John Morrison, Chris Jericho, and CM Punk for being really awesome people and actually acknowledging us. Oh yeah, and thanks to Charles Robinson for actually having a conversation with us after the show. That was cool. Thanks to the people vending the souveniers for giving me the absolutely last CM Punk teddy left in the arena. Everyone there was truly a superstar

Have a great 4 of July and everyone be safe. Love you all and Viva Red Sushi,

Shula 

However tacky cheesy or lame this might seem, cuz I know you've probably heard it all day today, but make sure to take a lil bit of time to reflect and thank your dad for what he has done for you to help you and give him a little bit of appreciation! My dad is awesome how about yours??????? Have a happy father's day everybody <3

The PPV is going to start up soon, so we think we'll give our thoughts and predictions right about now!

CM PUNK VS. UMAGA

Mali: I hope Cm Punk wins this cuz Umaga totally deserves to get his booty beaten up for everything he's done to Punk! And what's up with the sneak attacks every Friday? I don't think they are completely sneaky because I would think that it'd be extremely hard to hide a man of Umaga's proportion. I'm just sayin...

Shula: It's sorta weird how whenever Punk gets a push, he ends up losing all the time. Like, he could win 2 consecutive MitB matches, but could hardly balance out regular win/loss matches. He lost a lot after winning the first one, and I'm afraid it might happen again. But with Umaga, I can't remember the last time he won anything less than a squash match. But just so I could pick a definite choice, I'll go with Punk.

BIG SHOW VS JOHN CENA

Mali: John Cena's a broken man, who's been attacked and beaten senseless on more than one occasion by the Big Show! IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR CENA!!! And that's when you know he'll win. WWE lets Cena win all the time and haven't you noticed that whenever things seem against him he prevails in the end? Of course, he's John Cena!! This would probabley get on my nerves if it wasn't for the fact that he's fighting B.S. (aka Big Show). So I think I want Cena to win this one.

Shula: No, Cena should not win. What needs to happen to him is that Big Show beats him even more than he already has. Cena needs to lose this match in order to add more intensity into this feud. Besides, things shouldn't be as predictable as Mali pointed out. I mean, if she out of all people can see it... jk I love her! But still, the same thing over and over isn't cool. And I kinda got bored with Cena after WM 24. 

JOHN MORRISON VS SHELTON BENJAMIN

Mali: John Morrison will win! He must win! I'd like to see him do Starship Pain on Shelty B. My main love is the Hardyz, but coming in close in John Morrison. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE HAS CRAZY GOOD LOOKS HE ALSO HAS CRAZY GOOD MOVES AND IS AN AMAZING ATHELETE!!!

Shula: Whatever, when we saw ECW, you should have seen her screaming 'OMG JOHN MORRISON YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!!'. But, yeah I want JoMo to win too. I liked him better as a heel, but he needs more pushes. And if he has to be face to get them, then so be it, I'm just a tad bit upset that he's fighting Shelty and not someone with a title. Oh well, at least he's on the card.

REY MYSTERIO VS CHRIS JERICHO FOR THE I-C TITLE

Mali: I'm begining to become a fan of most of the heels, but I cannot bring myself to like Chris Jericho. He's a good performer and all but I hate his character, which must mean he's doing a good job of being a jerk. But still, Rey Mysterio is the hometown hero here in San Diego, so I'll be going for Rey Rey all the way!!

Shula: Same thing. I couldn't stand Jericho as a face, and he's unbearable as a heel. I'm just wondering why they call Rey Rey the Ultimate Underdog. I mean, seriously, how many things has he accomplished to still be considered an Underdog?

RANDY ORTON VS BATISTA FOR WWE TITLE

Mali: Randy Orton. He's my pick to win. I used to like Batista, but not that much anymore.

Shula: Sorry friends but time is of the essence. We will continue this later. So goodbye and Viva Red Sushi!!!! Love you all!!!! 

Jeff Hardy is the new #1 contender for Edge's championship!! I'm so happy! But I'm not really sure if he will end up winning the belt if his contract is going to expire pretty soon. Plus the rumor is that he might not want to continue working with WWE, which the very thought makes me want to burst into tears! But you know, stuff happens right? But Edge really does need to get his booty kicked and they should let Jeff squeeze in a title run before he leaves cuz I think his first run was too short! :( 

 I wish Matt Hardy all the best with that broken hand of his and hope it gets better soon. His match with Goldust this past Raw reminded me of when Corina had a cast and she wanted to beat people up with it. I wonder if Cowboy Bob Orton would get mad if Matt started beating people up with the cast? Or maybe Randy would get mad...

Anyway, I was so happy to see Jeff win this past night on Smackdown, but I was also happy to see John Morrison who I haven't seen in a week! I think he's turning face, but it'd really suck if he did cuz I like him the way he is!! Shula says that he reminds her of me, but I don't have nearly as amazing abs as he, but then again who does? John Cena maybe....

Is it just me or do the McMahons take really long vacations from the TV? And then they're like all of a sudden back and place themselves in one of the most dramatic, long and important storylines currently taking place, maybe end up the victors, and then disappear. Must be nice to own the business...

My favorite Diva is Beth Phoenix the Glamazon. She is just so beautiful and more powerful than any other Diva WWE has had in a long time. I think that all of the Divas are talented but Beth undoubtably surpasses them. A Diva I absolutely POSITIVELY CANNOT STAND IS STUPID CANDICE MICHELLE!!!! PEOPLE THINK SHES HOT BUT HER FACE LOOKS DEFORMED TO ME, LIKE SHE HAD WORK DONE ON HER FACE!! Maybe its just me cause I'm really weird anyhow. But if she did have work done she didn't need it. I just really cannot tolerate Playboy girls. that said I'm not a big fan of Maria or Ashley either, though I did like Ashley's fashion but now I love the way Katie Lea dresses. Sometimes I wish I can borrow some of her beautiful boots...

Layla had Eve beat in that Dance Challenge, but the crowd was stupid enough to vote for Eve who looked horribley stiff just cuz she's a face. Plus her hat looked stupid cuz you couldn't even see her face, Eve just wasn't workin' it for me. 

'Kay so my time is almost up sadly, so remember that JEFF AND MATT HARDY ARE THE BEST WHETHER THEY LOVE EACH OTHER OR NOT CUZ MALI MALICIOUS SAID SO!!!!

                   Viva Red Sushi,

                      Mali <3

CORINA is my evil kozlov loving cousin. She is located at fans.wwe.com/hardyboyzrock13. She claims to love the hardyz but is really trying to cover up the fact that she is very attracted to: Festus, R Truth, Umaga, Big Daddy V, Kizarny, Vladimir Kozlov, Edge, Chris Jericho, The Colons (aka Butt Bros) and The Brian Kendrick as well as Ezekiel Jackson and Tommy Dreamer. She also hopes to be the next contestant on the Khali Kiss Cam. We went to the 10/28/08 taping of Sd and ECW and she was jumping up and down to be on that show except they chose the witch to kiss Khali. She was jealous for days!