All that built up tension and anger between Cena and Batista has come from nowhere. All because they wanna show who's got the biggest grapefruits in the locker room so all i wanna say is calm down John, Calm down Dave cos you'll end up getting grey hairs and thats if you're lucky. You could go bald. It'd be like Austin v Angle. I've thought of a solution though and i think you're both gonna like it. Hear me out, instead of going to Summerslam i've bought you two tickets for a spa weekend. You can take mud baths together and you can all so get all them knots out of your back with a relaxing massage. you're gonna love it =)

