The Rated R One´s predictions for The Bash are as following:

1st: Randy Orton (c) vs. Triple H in a 3-Stages-of-Hell-Match (1st: Normal; 2nd: Falls count anywhere; 3rd: Stretcher) for the WWE Championship

Winner: Randy Orton, after winning the 1st, losing the 2nd and winning the 3rd

2nd: CM Punk (c) vs. Jeff Hardy for the World Heavyweight Championship

Winner: CM Punk

3rd: The Colons, Carlito & Primo (c) vs. The Legacy, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr. for the Unified Tag Team Championships

Winners: The Legacy, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr.

4th: Tommy Dreamer (c) vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. Jack Swagger vs. Mark Henry in a Scramble Match for the ECW Championship

Winner: Tommy Dreamer

5th: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Rey Mysterio in a "Intercontinental Championship vs. Mask Match"

Winner: Chris Jericho (FINALLY the hypocritical traitor of all masked mexican and japanese wrestlers - Rey Mysterio gets to take off his mask forever)

6th: Melina (c) vs. Michelle McCool for the Women´s Championship

Winner: Melina

7th: John Cena vs. The Miz

Winner: (unfortunately) John Cena

8th: No-DQ-Match Dolph Ziggler vs. The Great Khali

Winner: Dolph Ziggler