randy orton
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

john cena
Oh,hi Randy orton!

Randy orton
Hi john cena .

john cena
Hey Randy orton , you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

Randy orton
That's very interesting.

john cena
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

Randy orton
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

john cena
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Randy orton ...

Randy orton
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

john cena
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Randy orton .
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

randy orton
I don't want to talk about it,
john cena! This conversation is over!!!

john cena
Yeah, but...

Randy orton
OVER!!!

john cena
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
dont I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Randy orton
john cena , please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

john cena
IF YOU WERE ****

Randy orton
Ah, john cena !

john cena
I'D STILL BE HERE,

Randy orton
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

john cena
YEAR AFTER YEAR

Randy orton
john cena!

john cena
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,


Randy orton
Argh!


john cena
AND I KNOW THAT YOU


Randy orton
What?


john cena
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,


Randy orton
I would?


john cena
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.


Randy orton
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...


john cena
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?


Randy orton
Nicky, that's GROSS!


john cena
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!


Randy orton
I am not listening!

john cena
AND HERE I'D STAY,


Randy orton
La la la la la!


john cena
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.


Randy orton
Aaaah!


john cena
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Randy orton
BUT I'M NOT GAY!


john cena
If you were gay.


Randy orton
Argh!