Shameless Self-Promotion

It's no secret that WWE rules. But in case you need evidence...

1. Raw is the longest-running weekly episodic television program in America, based on its number of original episodes. No reruns-ever. Eat it, Lassie!

2. The 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania at Houston's Reliant Stadium drew a crowd of 72,744 fans. The Super Bowl, in Arizona, was attended by 71,101. In your face, Al Michaels!

3. WWE programming is broadcase to 15.5 million fans across the country each week. It's also shown in 30 different languages in more than 145 nations around the globe. Konnichiwa, brother!

4. WWE Magazine is enjoyed by more than 4.6 million readers each month. And among men's mags, it ranks in the top 5 in retail revenue. You can say it. We're awesome.