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    Jesse Is Raw

    Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 03:09 PM EST [General]

    greetings, wwe universe

    [late, but who cares] i loved jesse ventura as host. i was hoping he'd do some commentary, luckily, that's what ended happened along with vince was a bonus for me.

    he also put together some very interesting matches like dx v. hart dynasty, a break through tournament with superstars who've never been champions, and john cena v. cm punk.

    rest of show was bland as usual. dx beat hart dynasty and cena [of course] beat cm punk with one hell of a FU [fyi: i hate the name attitude adjustment] from top turnbuckle!

    orton wiggled his way into the break through battle royal but came up short:( sheamus won. so now he'll face cena @ tlc for the wwe championship. i didn't think they'd let sheamus but to my surprise they did, great!

    i think this match up is fresh, interesting, and not to mention a change from cena's usual contenders [which i know we're all tired of seeing]. i loved the contract signing [minus cena's usual and annoying triumphet speech where he starts off talking working his way to yelling] following the break through battle royal.

    everything jesse said about cena was right! cena is nothing but a company pet. i look forward to seeing sheamus as champion soon, i think he's good for it. he still needs a tan and a haircut. that is all...

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

    #1 Underrated/Underdog

    Sunday, November 15, 2009, 02:22 PM EST [General]

    greetings, wwe universe & mindless tapeworms

    today's subject is katie lea burchill [my favorite diva]. she is without a shadow of a doubt the 1# underrated-underdog in wwe today. and for what? because she can actually wrestle!?

    i mean, what do you have to do to get put up for some gold these days or even some desent exposure!? [maybe become a blonde or date undertaker i suppose].

    while on raw they didn't really do anything with her and once she got traded to ecw i knew then for sure she had no chance in hell @ gold [not even that ugly ass diva title]. katie lea is very capable of leading the divas division as a champion.

    she's easily more talented than michelle mccool, kelly kelly, or any of these other dumb bimbo's wwe throws in the ring! so why hasn't she held a title yet!?!

    sadly, she's accomplished absolutely nothing in wwe thus far. yet nobody's like alicia fox gets a shot @ gold [twice!] in their fresh career and fox is not even on katie lea's level!

    so, what it all boils down to is when is katie lea gonna finally get some wwe gold around her waist? a step in the right direction would be on a REAL show like smackdown.

    i'm no fan of corporate ecw, but if paul loses this week coming up that leaves the door wide open for a burchills transfer to smackdown.

    sometimes i wonder does katie like being held back. if i were her i'd say something about it or leave for a better opportunity in TNA where the ratio for women who can actually wrestle [excluding lacey] is higher! that is all...

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

    SMACKDOWN HALLOWEEN!

    Saturday, October 31, 2009, 01:47 AM EST [General]

    greetings, wwe universe

    perhaps @ this moment everyone is getting ready for or can't wait till tomorrow [halloween!]. whatever the case may be, all your candies belong to ME! distribute them to my headquarters at once upon trick-or-treat transaction or suffaaa!

    [business now, shall we?] i liked kane v. jericho as tonight's main event. it was to name another 1# contender for undertaker's title @ survivor series. but as always, kane came up short [wwe just won't give him a break!!!!].

    the bodybag matches of the night were: beth phoenix owning some amatuer and cm punk taking out ref armstrong. batista & rey's confrontation was good. glad batista's heel.

    anyone else think batista looks real intimidating when he's pissed? lol wouldn't want to mess with that muscle-freak.

    cryme tyme hosted the divas halloween contest [natalya, layla, mccool, mickie]. it was entertaining and funny [layla as mj!? lol]. cliche' ending: a fight breaks out and mccool knocked mickie silly with a big boot.

    dolph ziggler [mr. ziggles] took on john morrison which is arguebly the best match of the night! ziggler capitalized on an outside mistake on the apron by morrison and slammed him hard on the announcers table for a win by count out.

    hardy won a boring match against whatshisname....you know that guys name. he parks your car, duh!

    drew mac, once again ruined a chance to show off his athleticism by attacking finlay [his opponent for the evening]so bad before the match got started it was cancelled. bad move on drew's part, career-wise at this point.

    tonight's show was ok which is more than i can say about raw week in and week out. looking forward to osbournes hosting next week!

    SHOW RATING: 3.5/5 [10/30/09]

     

     

     

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

    WWE

    Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 02:36 PM EST [General]

    greetings, wwe universe

    few things wrestling wise that's been annoying me is john cena, re-hashes, pg-rating, and lack of pushes. let's start with cena [aka supercena]. i use to be able to tolerate him, but now he's such a company pet he's become downright overrated, corny, predictable, & might i even add stale?

    orton lost to cena @ bragging rights, so now he can't get title shots anymore [uber lame]. cena bores me as a champion honestly and i hope at survivor series hbk wins.

    orton should still be champion because he is someone on raw who emodies his character and plays it well without even trying. he makes you believe in what he's selling. i can't say the same for supercena who in a way i've always felt is trying to be like the rock [kinda like how i always felt batista trying to be brock lesnar].

    i'll admit i didn't see dx & cena for the title but the short end of that stick is we gotta see raw's traitor take on someone again who barely can wrestle on a weekly basis [you know who i'm talking about].

    my stand on rehashes is their only good if the wrestlers involved have great in-ring chemistry like rock v. austin. and wwe if your going to do a stale rehash at least give us [the fans] a couple of years before you attempt this bad idea again!

    the batista/rey angle is kinda interesting, yet kinda not interesting. i gotta say though, i like the idea of batista being heel we got a little taste of it with him & hbk. i feel like batista would be wayyy better as a heel. a big guy like that with uncontrollable rage = perfect!

    this pg era is really watering down wwe programming. hopefully vince [who gets mad at al the mistakes he allows to happen] changes it soon. or do we have to wait till steph & hhh completely take over?

    to better acess smackdown and raw's creative possibilites i think there needs to be some key drafts made to switch things up. waiting till wrestlemania isn't really an option. something needs to happen now! too much talent is being lost or on hold because of the drug policy or injury.

    just think of how a little bit better it'd be now if we still had the likes of umaga, kennedy, candice, kenndrick, and others who left. i could definitely see umaga or kennedy in world title hunts and winning. saving us from back & forth bouts like punks & cenas.

    there's rumors of ziggler getting paired with beth phoenix. if anything there should be rumors of this guy FINALLY WINNING A TITLE! WHO GIVES A **** ABOUT LOVE INTERESTED RIGHT NOW!? HE SHOULD OF BEEN IC CHAMPION 4XS OVER ALREADY!

    it seems as if wwe is scared to created stars these days. and if that's the truth is there much more to really look forward to in the wwe?

    undertaker, hhh, hbk and other veterans are gonna have to hang up their boots soon which will leaves us with rookies and rising talents. if their not ready we won't be looking forward to much. that is all...

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

    WWE'S PLATE

    Thursday, October 15, 2009, 10:40 PM EST [General]

    greetings, all

    i've been watching how much wwe continues to **** up week in, week out [show & ppv wise]. and there's really no reason for it to be happening!

    wwe has definitely come a long way since vince mcmahon took over from his father. they've ganied a lot of media power and acclaim. with all their resources you'd think they wouldn't be ****ing up as bad as they are now, but they are.

    i think we can say it all started with "wwf" to "wwe". but even that was a little ok because we still had austin and rock [two of the best superstars to grace wwe!] for a little bit. then this "pg era" pretty much is where things went south.

    wwe has reduced it's self to a childs level [thank vince]. so, wwe has allowed itself to become a candy coated-whacky entertainment product [raw mainly].

    focus right now needs to be more on wrestling and pushing upcoming talent that deserves it! and a new writing staff and creative team. every week we get nothing, but re-hashed rivalries [that for dee most part were bad to begin with or ran their course] and less creative ideas. raw's special guest host spot on is obvious a cry for help w/ratings [a shame].

    mcmahon catering to children has made wwe close to unwatchable. smackdown is doing a bit better than raw right now, but in general all of wwe's show are lacking quality [excluding ecw, that's not a real show].

    these recent flow of wwe ppv themes are another factor why wwe is doing bad now [they're unnecessary!]. wwe bragging rights? wwe hell in a cell? [where not all matches were hiac]. one of their dumbest ideas to date.

    fans don't want a lot of gimmicks! we just want some damn good wrestling that's worth watching right now and wwe isn't delivering! tna in my opinion is doing better and i can't wait till that day comes when tna tops candy-coated wwe.

    only way wwe is going get better is by: dropping the pg rating, push better superstars/divas, deliver better story lines/rivalries, don't rely so much on the entertainment aspect, new writing/creative staff, and absolutely no more dumb themed ppv's!

    wwe would be doing themselves a great favor if they got off their high horse and actually listened to what people like me & wwe universe members want to see [members with sense of course]. after all, we decide if they fail or not. that is all...

    3.7 (1 Ratings)

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