Sunday, December 14, 2008, 06:22 PM EST
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With Armageddon less than 3 hours away, it seems that the WWE Universe is buzzing with predictions, suggestions, rants, complaints, puddings, blah blah blah. Be it far from me to deny my contribution to the Armageddon excitement! I'll go match by match as listed on WWE.com, and basically give you my own predictions and thoughts on the the last ppv of the year for WWE.
World Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Chris Jericho
Cena wins. Period.
I know this fact upsets a lot of the WWE Universers out there, but just be real about it - Cena is the WWE, and in case we missed the memo, he's very reminiscent of Hulk Hogan. John Cena will eventually become the face of wrestling, but as of right now, he's going to throttle Chris Jericho.
WWE Championship Triple Threat Match
Edge (c) vs. Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy
Edge retains.
I hate to be the supreme hater, but there's no way they're going to put a heavyweight belt around Jeff Hardy's waist anytime soon. To me, he's just not championship material at this point, and apparently the suits at Titan Towers believe the same thing to. Also, in my opinion, there are more fans willing to pay cold, hard cash to see Hardy chase after the belt than there are willing to pay attention to a Hardy title defense. It's a very sadistic thought, but hey...ratings don't lie; each time Hardy gets a title shot, people get happier. Each time he loses, people shout that he deserves the title. This reminds me of the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote cartoons; we all watched waiting for Wile E. to catch that Roadrunner, and we eagerly anticipated the day that he would. But, very few folks remember the one cartoon where he actually caught the Roadrunner, and he held up a little sign that said, "Now that I've got him, what do I do?" I feel the same for way Jeff Hardy.
Eight-Diva Santa's Little Helper Match
Why isn't Melina in this match?
Natalya's team wins.
Batista vs. Randy Orton
Orton.
This is an interesting feud in the making. I don't think there's anywhere for Batista to be at this point, which is...sad...
Okay, I could've said that way more convincing that I did, but I've noticed that Randy hasn't been wrestling as much as one would expect him to. Is he taking it easy with the rehabilitated collarbone? Who knows? He's gonna win, though.
Matt Hardy (ECW Champion) vs. Vladamir Kozlov
Kozlov.
The Moscow Mauler wanted a championship run, and since his one-on-one with Triple H got booed out of the building, why not see what happens with Matthew Hardy? I'll tell you what happens - he beats Hardy senseless like he's Apollo Creed, and there won't be anyone to throw in the towel.
Belfast Brawl
Finlay vs. Mark Henry
Finlay.
I'm giving it to Finlay because I looked back over my results and realized that the faces aren't doing to well, so my optimism urges me to hope that Finlay manages to squeak past ECW's "Silverback." Henry has been pretty quiet for quite awhile now, though...
Intercontinental Title Tournament Finals
Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk
CM Punk.
This might be a great match. I do believe there's something weird with TNA's X-Division Tournament running right after the IC Title Tournament, but that's another blog for another time. Anywho, expect a Punk vs. Regal match, and that's gonna be sick!
Well, those are my thoughts. I hope you all enjoy the show, as I think this ppv will probably be better than average.