I swear. This guy is a mark. He must be the biggest Cena, HHH, and Batista fan of all. Getting way too excited when Orton gets beat, etc. (See last night's show, when he said, "WHO'S CRYING NOW?!" He was referring to Batista & Orton.

He gets overly excited when John Cena win. Always. "FINALLY!!!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!"

Not to mention that bingo board. There's a picture on the Internet that is a Michael Cole bingo board. Search it on Google Images. It sums up everything he ever says!

I attached the photo. It can be seen above this post.

I don't want this blog post to be offensive or anything; just sharing my basic thoughts on Michael Cole.

This sucks. Edge and Chris Jericho were finally able to get their pushes without faces having to take away World titles. Now, several wrestling websites outside of WWE.com are reporting that Edge suffered a knee injury at a house show somewhere.

This isn't cool, as Carlito might say. What will they do with the Unified Tag Team Championships? I read in different places that Edge could be gone for A LONG TIME. Possibly returning in 2010!

We'll have to wait and see. How awful...BUSINESS WAS PICKING UP!

The rumors are rising after Mr. Kennedy's release. I don't know if the source is reliable or not, but here's a message to the WWE Universe:

If the rumors of Santino getting fired are true, WE'LL RIOT!

I think that Randy Orton will continue his reign of supremacy as he defeats Batista and retains the WWE title...you can count on it.

I also think that Edge will retain the World Heavyweight Championship. In my opinion, the only question that remains is...pinfall or disqualification?

Christian will probably defeat Jack Swagger, to keep the ECW Championship.

Even though I'm going out on a limb here by saying all titles will stay where they are now, I'm going to say that Rey Mysterio will defeat Chris Jericho, to retain the Intercontinental title.

John Cena will most likely be the hero by defeating Big Show for revenge. Simple as that.

Next, I think that Mr. Money in the Bank CM Punk will beat Umaga, for revenge. This one could be incorrect, but this is my final prediction. It would just seem odd for me for Punk to lose to Kane at Backlash, followed by another loss at Judgment Day, but to Umaga.

Last but not least...I think John Morrison will continue to win with a victory over "The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin.

Those are my predictions...I hope I'm mostly correct!

This will be updated. I am hoping for good results...I want to do as good as I did for the Royal Rumble, in which I got every prediction correct, including the Thirty-Man Royal Rumble match.

• I predict that CM Punk will defeat Kane.
• I predict that Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat will defeat Chris Jericho.
• I predict that Jeff Hardy will defeat Matt Hardy, in an I Quit match.
• I predict that Christian will defeat Jack Swagger, to become the new ECW Champion.
• I predict that Edge will defeat John Cena, in a Last Man Standing match, to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
• I predict that Triple H, Shane McMahon, and Batista will defeat Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Ted DiBiase, in a Six-Man Tag Team match, to retain the WWE Championship.