*PLEASE NOTE*
The following wrestling show write-up bears no necessary mirror to reality, as some tag team & finisher names have been fabricated by the author for mostly-self-entertainment purposes.
10/05/09 originating on USA Network {in the United States} & simulcast on the Score {in Canada}
commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
from the Wachovia Arena in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania; now in WWE~HD
Celebrity Guest Host Ben Roethlisberger saunters out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, where he states that they may all be fans of different sports, but they're all WWE fans, as he calls out the combatants in the Divas Bowl, for which Smackdown's Gail Kim's the referee; "DIVA BOWL", 14-DIVAS TAG TEAM MATCH: Some Chicken & Some Roosterin' (Smackdown's Maria Kanellis , RAW's We're Kelly-James, ****! {Kelly Kelly & Divas champion Mickie James}, Smackdown's Latina Heat {Eve Torres & Melina Perez} & ECWWE's Bella Twins {Brie & Nikki Bella}) versus Natural Male Enhancement (Smackdown Women's champion Michelle McCool, Smackdown's L~E~N~N {Layla El & Natalya Neidhart}, RAW's Mocha Chocha Latté {Rosa Mendes & Alicia Fox} & RAW's Phoenix-Hall {"Glamazon" Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall}); James pins Fox with a 'Victory Roll' {PSYCHOLOGY: giggidy!}; after the match, while the King's applying an ice pack to his lap, Heavyweight champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton saunters to the ring, where he declares that last night @ Hell in a Cell he defeated John Cena to become the 6-time Heavyweight champion; the RAW Universe say that he used shortcuts, needed backup & just plain cheats in every encounter. . . but wait, exactly when during their match @ the pay-per-view did Orton use a shortcut, need backup or cheat while in that Cell, he defeated the Doctor of Thuganomics, end of story; Randy can bet that @ any minute, the Chain Gang Commander's gonna interrupt him & demand a championship rematch, but it makes no difference to the Legend Killer, because he knows exactly what he's gonna say to teh former champion; as if on cue, out comes John Cena, who wiggers to the ring, only to have the Heavyweight champion proclaim that the Doctor of Thuganomics will get no rematch for this title. . well, with that statement, Orton tells the RAW Universe what they already know, he doens't give a damn about them; Randy's a Superstar who strives to be the best, so Cena's out here to congratulate the new champion on his win last night; John can stand there in that ring & tell the RAW Universe how brutal the Hell in a Cell match is, but there was something special about their match last night ~ something he noticed @ the beginning, in the middle & even @ the end of their bout ~ 16,000 RAW Universers screaming @ the top of their lungs, some cheering for Cena & some cheering for Orton, but 1 thing was clear, theirs has become the rivalry that each & every single RAW Universer knows that, whenever these 2 competitors are involved in a match ~ be it Singles, or a Triple Threat, or a Hell in a Cell ~ well, the Chain Gang Commander'd like to do that 1 more time & by the sounds of the cheers, the RAW Universe wanna see it too & for that rematch, Cena suggests the ultimate match, an Iron Man match ~ so epic, so remarkable, so legendary, this will be how the rivalry ends, no more rematches, no more feud; does John think Randy's stupid, why on earth would he agree to a match that he could conceivably lose all access to his title in. . . but he agrees, this feud has to end, but he wants to do it on his terms. . . if Orton wins, then Cena's gone from RAW for good; well, that's just prime, if that's how Randy wants it. . . no, that's not it, no disqualification, no countout. . . so in short, the Legend Killer wants the greatest knock-down, drag-'em-out brawl for the Heavyweight title & if the Doctor of Thuganomics loses, he's gone from Monday nights, you're on!
"All-American American" Jack Swagger, well, swaggers to the ring, where he decrees that he looks & smells like a winner, he's just plain on the winning side of life ~ last night @ Hell in a Cell he didn't get pinned & therefore, it's time for an awesome proclamation, he's not gonna get pinned for the rest of the year, he'll be undefeated for the remainder of 2009, he's the All-American American & he approves this message; Swagger beats Primo Colon with an 'Orthodontist's Dream' Gutwrench Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: well, that's certainly a Goildbergian start to his self-proclaimed undefeated streak!}
a video package plays, hyping "the Unauthorized History of DX", a book chronicling the rise of WWE's most juvenile faction in its otherwise-illustrious history, available tomorrow
DID YOU KNOW. . . video highlights of last Friday's Decade of Smackdown special have already been viewed over 1,000,000 times on www.WWE.com! . . . ; betcha the WWE Divas knew that, as they're all backstage arguing over the outcome of their Diva Bowl match. . . luckily, Santino Marella's in a referee shirt, adding an echo to his calls as he tries to calm the Haughty Hotties down, so why don't Mickie James & Felicia- err, Alicia just kiss & make up. . . y''know, the woman who somehow became the #1 Contender to James' Divas title @ Hell in a Cell has a better idea. . . POW! a slap across the Milan Miracle's mush!
in the Celebrity Guest Host's office, Ben Roethlisberger's talking with somebody or other, when Mike "The Miz" Mizanin saunters in & balks @ the idea of "All-American American" Jack Swagger is gonna go unpinned for the rest of 2009, all because the Miz got his shoulders planted on the mat @ Hell in a Cell last night, can you imagine the nerve? . . . well, the way Ben sees it, Mizanin was the 1 who got pinned last night, so therefore- never mind that, he's the Miz & he's awesome, that's not just a catchphrase, it's a way of life, just like Roethlisberger's awesome 2 Sundays in his entire life; basically why he's here's because Mike wants a shot @ United States champion Kofi Kingston ~ wouldn't Ben want another shot @ the Chicago Bears after blowing it the 1st time? . . . ; settle down now, settle down, says Roethlisberger, the match's made, with 1 stipulation. . . if Mizanin loses, he gets in that ring & lets the entire RAW Universe know, he's the Miz & he's awful!
a video package plays, advertizing Bragging Rights, live on pay-per-view, October 25th
RAW 1st HOUR MAIN EVENT, TAG TEAM MATCH: Through Being Cool (Chavo Guerrero Junior & "Masterpiece" Chris Masters) versus the World's Strongest Playas (Montell Vontavius Porter & "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry); MVP defeats Chavito Heat with a Masterpiece-Applied Elbowdrop {PSYCHOLOGY: oopsie-doodle!}; after the match, Guerrero & Masters start fighting again, until, of all people, Hornswaggle comes to the rescue of Chavo, leaving the surviving WWE Guerrero with a DX crotch chop to further confuse him
Celebrity Guest Host Ben Roethlisberger saunters out to the ring, where he asks if the RAW Universe's having a good time tonight, then gets interrupted by WWE Unified Tag Team champions Chris Jericho & the Big Show, who head down to the ring, where the former WCW Giant says that Ben shouldn't be intimidated by them, but he just can't figure out why people call him Big Ben ~ could it be his big defensive line that TBS can't even see? . . . y'know it's funny that they should ask to see his defensive line, because here they come now, heading on down to the ring to have Roethlisberger's back; well then, thinks Big Show. . . now they're supposed to be intimidated by this mass of muscle tissue, states Y2J, this group of useless mesomorphs. . . allow the Ayatollah of Rock & Rollah to remind them, this isn't a football field, it's a wrestling ring & the WWE Unified Tag Team champions don't wear helmets or take time off for turf toe. . . the Big Show & Chris Jericho are the most dominant team in sports, not like the so-called Steelers; when the offensive line gets down into their 3-point stance, it's time for a little strategic withdrawal @ the hands of the WWE Unified Tag Team champions; just then, D-Generation X Break it Down to the ring, where HHH & 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels shake hands with all the footballers, then the ÜberStar of Jerichlean Proportions declares that he should've known, their potential Sports Center moment ruined by a coupla hopeless shills who just wanna sell their DX merchandise. . . well, actually, the Game & the Showstopper just wanted to come out & tell the King of My World how great his hair looks today. . . naw, not really, it looks ridiculous! . . . but seriously, HBK wants to take a moment to talk about how, last night, it felt like an eternity that he had his backside handed to him @ the hands of Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior in their Hell in a Cell Tornado Tag Team match; he wasn't about to sit backstage & listen to the WWE Unified Tag Team champions talk about the great teams that they've faced & beaten, but there's 1 team that they haven't faced yet; now hang on a second there, Shawn, was that a challenge, because TBS figured with all those staples in his face & all the bumps & bruises all over their bodies, that DX would end up saying something stupid, so since Michaels' a little dog with a big bark, the former WCW Giant suggests that they go take care of their wounds, because they don't want any part of of the JeriShow; besides, pipes in Jericho, they don't want any part of the champs, just like these tapeworms & parasites in the RAW Universe, they don't mean a thing & don't deserve to face the most dominant team in WWE history; hey, where you guys going, the Celebrity Guest Host suggests that Y2J & TBS take on Roethlisberger's Defensive Line & if they ain't down with that, then Ben's got 2 words for ya! . . .
RAW UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin pins champion Kofi Kingston with a 'Skull-Crushing Finale' Full-Nelson Forward Russian Legsweep {PSYCHOLOGY: well, just like when John Morrison won the Intercontinental championship, or when the Amazing Red won TNA's X Division title, this victory was well-advertized on-line, before I even watched RAW!}; after the match, just to throw it in the face of Celebrity Guest Host Ben Roethlisberger, the Miz proclaims that he's the new U.S. champion & he's awesome!
a video package plays, showing how RAW's John Cena & other WWE Superstars are regular supporters of the Make-A-Wish Foundation
DID YOU KNOW. . . WWE will create more original TV hours this year, than Showtime & HBO combined! . . . ; betcha Lawler & Cole knew that, as they run down the 1 & only match that's announced for Bragging Rights in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
in the Celebrity Guest Host's office, Ben Roethlisberger's entertained by Hornswaggle, when suddenly Santino Marella storms in & demands that he do something about the WWE Divas molesting him earlier, Ben. . . Surfenturfer. . . Rawhamburger. . . Rottenburper. . . Rockenroller. . . Bralesswonder. . . sorry, he's Italian, it's a difficult name for the Milan Miracle to pronounce! . . . well anyhow, welcome to RAW; a video package plays, showing next week's Celebrity Guest Hostesses will be Nancy O'Dell & Maria Menounos from "Access Hollywood", but for now, it's time for the RAW 2nd HOUR MAIN EVENT, TAG TEAM MATCH: WWE Unified Tag Team champions Worst Case Scenario (Chris Jericho & the Big Show) versus D-Generation X (HHH & 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels); the Game beats Y2J with a Michaels-Applied 'Sweet Chin Music' Superkick in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: blammo!}; after the match, Celebrity Guest Host Ben Roethlisberger & his entire Pittsburgh Steelers Defensive Line celebrate in the ring with the leaders of the DX Army
10/06/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night
commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winner Matt Striker
from the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, New Jersey; now in WWE~HD
Interim General Manager William Regal swaggers to the ring, flanked by Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson, where he welcomes the ECWWE Universe to tonight's show & wishes GM Tiffany well, as she recovers from her injuries; Regal knows that the role of General Manager's not a popular 1, but he knows that they understand it's the right thing to do ~ he has the experience & resolve to make the tough decisions, to do the proper thing for the ECWWE Universe. . . which brings him to the Heavyweight title. . . the WWE Board of Directors have prohibited William to have a direct hand in the Heavyweight title matches, but sometimes, in times of dire consequences, a man has to do the right thing, which's to make himself the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight title. . . he's never had a fair shot @ the title anyway & who cares about Zack Ryder sauntering out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, proclaiming that they're not going through this again ~ last week, Regal took away the former EdgeHead's own shot @ the title 2 weeks ago & then his "expert leadership" cost them their 8-Man Tag Team match last week; don't call him "Bro", it's Mister Regal to Ryder, Sunshine & he'll show the Interim General Manager some respect, Regal doesn't need to do the right thing by Zack, he's in charge of what goes on inside this ring; enter Heavyweight champion Christian, who Peeps out onto the ring entrance ramp stage himself, where he calls the tool from Long Island & the creepy British guy an interesting exercise in futility, as they both try to argue who's the #1 Contender. . . well, the Instant Classic has news for both of them, neither man deserves it & if they need some proof, Captain Charisma has it right here, in the form of a janitor with a bucket of water & a mop, WWE Hall of Famer "Mister USA" Tony Atlas & Yoshi Tatsu; the 1st's Angelo, the janitor of the arena & in fact, he just replaced all the urinal cakes in the bathrooms of Section 105 earlier today. . . you know what that means, he actually accomplished something, as opposed to either William Regal or Zack Ryder, making the janitor a more fitting #1 Contender to the belt. . . 2ndly, even though he hangs out with Abraham Washington, Atlas' still a WWE Hall of Famer, nice ring, plus he has an incredible laugh, so again, he's accomplished something more than the Interim General Manager & the former La Familia members. . . then, there's our 3rd guest, who's actually won some matches for himself, having personally pinned both men over the span of the past few weeks; well, if Regal'd had a Tag Team partner who'd been worth a damn, last week's victory wouldn't've happened, as there no ruttin' way that this rookie can hold a candle to the Interim GM; now hang on there, Bill. . . don't. . . call. . . William. . . Bill! . . . well, let Christian check with the Peeps on that 1. . . naw, sounds like the ECWWE Universe's happy with the Heavyweight champion calling the temporary boss Bill. . . so anywho, as the Instant Classic sees it, Tatsu's the most deserving to be the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight championship, but as it turns out, it's not up to Regal or the Peeps' Champion, as General Manager Tiffany saunters out onto the now-somewhat-crowded ring entrance ramp stage, where she thanks Regal for taking over for her last week, he did an admirable job, but now it's time to determine the new #1 Contender for the Heavyweight title. . . all men contending for the coveted spot, will get a chance to plead their cases, physically, as they'll all be in action tonight ~ Zack gets his rematch, that was supposed to take place last week, tonight, when he takes on Captain Charisma. . . William will get to see 1st-hand if the win scored by Yoshi last week was a fluke, when both men square off. . . & as for the Moscow Mauler & Big Zeke, she hasn't forgotten about them, they're gonna be in Tag Team action, next. . . now, good luck to all of them, she looks forward to having a great show; TAG TEAM MATCH: the Rough Riders (Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson) versus the American Nightmares (Goldust & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer); Big Zeke defeats the ECW Original with a 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I can't say I'm exactly surprised there! . . .}; after the match, in the General Manager's office, Tiffany looks on, as William Regal basks in the glory of his fellow Tormentors, as prime specimens. . . not to mention how amazingly quickly that she came back from her. . . car accident. . . nobody understands like Regal does, how much effort goes into running this show; not only is she excited about being back tonight, she's stoked about the Heavyweight title match tonight. . . plus, for some reason, she's jazzed about RAW's John Cena taking on "Legend Killer" Randy Orton in a 60-minute Iron Man match for their Heavyweight championship @ Bragging Rights, which has the unusual stipulation of, if the Doctor of Thuganomics loses the match, he's off RAW forever, so she just might be able to snag the Chain Gang Commander onto Tuesday ni- naw, I couldn't even finish typing that! . . . anywho, that's all well & good, but William's concerned that she might've come back too soon; well, as much as she appreciates his concern, Tiffany suggests that Regal concentrate on his upcoming match, which's next; Yoshi Tatsu pins the 2008 King of the Ring with a 'Mawashi Gen' Roundhouse Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: that conclusion seemed pretty foregone, in my opinion!}; after the match, Kozlov & Jackson angry to the ring, where all 3 members of the Tormentors point out that Regal's foot was under the bottom rope before the 3-count, but apparently this has no bearing on the final decision of the referee; DID YOU KNOW. . . last Tuesday, ECWWE was once again the #1 show on SyFy! . . . ; betcha the Peeps' Champion knew that, as he Captain Charismas to the ring for the following MAIN EVENT, ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion Christian beats Zack Ryder via Disqualification After the Tormentors Interfere {PSYCHOLOGY: interesting, how every match was connected, therefore I left it all in 1 block like this!}; after the match, when Zack gets all woo-WOO-woo in the faces of his fellow tarheelians, Regal calls for Kozlov & Jackson to beat down the former EdgeHead
10/08/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}
RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy Award-winner Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winner Todd Grisham
before the following match, RAW's Ted DiBiase Junior dedicates the outcome to his friend, Cody Rhodes, who was brutally, savagely & illegally attacked by RAW's D-Generation X this past Sunday @ Hell in a Cell, so now he calls for a moment of silence, as the WWE Universe sends out positive thoughts for Cody; RAW MATCH: DiBiase defeats Evan Bourne with a 'Dream Street' Cobra Clutching Side Russian Legsweep {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, I certainly never expected that totally-surprising outcome©}
a video package plays, showing this week's edition of Ask the Divas; "What's your favourite guilty pleasure?" asks WWE Universe resident Teeny. . . Smackdown Women's champion Michelle McCool gets a pepperoni pizza & a Butterfinger Frosty. . . ECWWE's Bella Twins massages & desserts. . . Smackdown's Layla El loves a chocolate souffle. . . Smackdown's Natalya Neidhart dies to go shopping, with lots of money; "1 of my co-workers keeps stealing my credit ~ how do I handle it?" queries WWE Universe resident Dav. . . RAW's Kelly Kelly suggests that you let them know that you're on to them. . . Smackdown's Maria Kanellis suggests that you put your stamp on everything, pretty soon everybody will know that it's your work. . . ECWWE's Katie Lea Burchill suggests to do something awful & let them steal that. . . Smackdown's Eve Torres suggests that your hard work will pay off in the end. . . RAW's Jillian Hall thinks they should sabotage their own work, then see what credit they get for that; anybody who needs advise, can log onto www.WWEUniverse.com
ECWWE MATCH: "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin beats Sheamus O'Shaughnessy via Disqualification After the Celt Refuses to Stop Kicking the Former World's Greatest Tag Team Member While He's Down {PSYCHOLOGY: augh, laddie!}; after the match, as the referee helps Benjamin to his feet, Sheamus drops Shelton with a 'Cabra Gaelscoil' Bicycle Kick
backstage, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers Smackdown's Natalya Neidhart & the Calgary Bulldogs of the Hart Dynasty, the former stating that the latter are nothing like Cryme Tyme, their bond's greater than that earned on the streets; most families are defined by their blood, but the Hart Dynasty's defined by their Hart; where they come from, fame's not determined by how many gold chains that you steal or how many people you dis ~ it's how great a wrestler you are & JTG & Shad Gaspard are about to find out why David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd are better than they are in the following MAIN EVENT, SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM MATCH: Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard) versus the Calgary Bulldogs (Smith & Kidd); Gaspard beats Smith with a 'Thugnificent' Pendulum Urinagi Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: daaaaaamn!}
10/09/09 originating on MyNetworkTV {in the United States} & on The SCORE {in Canada}
commentating by Slammy Award-winner Todd Grisham & 2007 WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross
from the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, New Jersey; now in WWE~HD
General Manager Theodore R. Long stands in the ring, where he states that he knows that everybody in the Smackdown Universe watched Hell in a Cell Sunday, so allow him to be the 1st to congratulate the new Heavyweight champion, the UnderTaker; as everybody around here knows, Smackdown's the dominant brand in WWE & that being said, WWE features yet another new pay-per-view called Bragging Rights & as we heard Monday on RAW, their Heavyweight champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton takes on John Cena in a 1-hour Iron Man match, with the Doctor of Thuganomics having his RAW career on the line, so allow Long to make the Chain Gang Commander aware that he's more than welcome to come back home to Smackdown; CM Punk Killswitch Engages to the ring, where he balks @ the idea of the Smackdown GM talking about a RAW wrestler ~ they don't need the Doctor of Thuganomics, they need a General Manager with a little bit of focus & what he should be focused on's the Straight-Edge Superstar; before Long declares a new #1 Contender for that title, he should consider that Punk was the only Straight-Edge champion in WWE history & besides he has a guaranteed rematch, so it's bad enough that, in this dump, he has to take on Dave "The Animal" Batista; so when CM gets his rematch against the Dead Man, he doesn't want to worry about what stipulations that Teddy can come up with, he wants 'Taker in the same match in which he defeated him in the 1st place, a Submissions match, with Scott Armstrong as the referee & the General Manager standing @ ringside; naw, naw, playa, this is how it's gonna go down- WWE Owner Vince McMahon interrupts both men by powerwalking to the ring, where he gets introduced by Long, before going on to say that he's tried to support Teddy in his decisions here as Smackdown's GM, but Vinnie-Mac can't condone what Long was about to say, which was to continue to provoke the Phenom by putting him in a 4-Way match against CM Punk, Rey Mysterio Junior & Batista @ Bragging Rights; so after all that, let's get the show on the road with this opening match, where Rey Mysterio defeats WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho with a 'Dropping The Dime' Top-Rope Vertical Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: so yeah, Mysterio's "on his way" to "possibly" becoming a 2-time "Heavyweight" champion. . .}
a video package plays, showing Cryme Tyme ~ aka Brooklyn's Beast & Brooklyn's Flyest, Dial Tone Gs {because they're off the hook!} ~ welcoming us to another edition of word Up, featuring this week's word, "Eve", Exquisite, Vivacious & err. . . umm. . . how about Exit? . . . as they get ready to watch their girl Eve Torres take on Women's champion Michelle McCool, next! . . . ; McCool pins Torres with a Kick to The Face in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: yeah, because it's not like there are very many serious contenders for a belt on Smackdown. . . by design, I'm starting to think ~ but is it just me, or is Eve starting to shape up to be the next Candice Michelle Beckman?}
in the General Manager's office, Theodore R. Long's disturbed to find Vickie Guerrero & her new boy toy Eric Escobar lounging, with Mamacita Heat declaring that it isn't fair that her sweet baboo doesn't have a match tonight, even though last week @ the Smackdown 10th Anniversary Celebration it was announced that he's the newest prospect here in WWE. . . & while she's @ it, its' also unfair that CM Punk doesn't get a 1-on-1 rematch for the Heavyweight championship against current titlist the UnderTaker. . . does Long realize that it's also mathematically unfair to the Dead Man, as he only has a 25% chance of successfully defending his belt & could lose his belt without even being pinned; when Teddy attempts to clarify that it was WWE Owner Vince McMahon's idea, Guerrero balks @ that, then Latinas something to Eric, before reminding the GM that he's still under probation
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SMACKDOWN 1st HOUR MAIN EVENT, INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: champion John Morrison beats Dolph Ziggler with a 'Flying Chuck' Springboard Crescent Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: what an awesome looking kick!}; after the match, Ziggler won't talk to Maria Kanellis, who innocently took away his steel chair from the ring apron area during his match & sat on it. . . he thought that she could differentiate between his professional & personal life. . . in his personal life, he just doesn't know, but in his professional life, he sees bright lights & championships. . . in his personal life, Dolph doesn't see Maria {rebound!!!}
a video package plays, highlighting the 7 Heavyweight title wins of the UnderTaker
backstage, Rey Mysterio & Dave "The Animal" Batista discuss how they'll each be in the ring while the other wins the Heavyweight title @ Bragging Rights, then realize that their personal interests just might be @ odds in that match. . .
TAG TEAM MATCH: Killings Me Hardy ("R~Truth" Ron Killings & Matt Hardy) versus the Odds-On Favourites (Drew McIntyre & Kane); McIntyre defeats Hardy with a 'Criminally Sexy' Swinging Snap Double Underhook DDT {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, kinda impressive I suppose, though not entirely surprising}
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Heavyweight champion the UnderTaker sombers to the ring, where he declares himself the Reaper of Wayward Souls & his belt's the Holy Grail of everybody who steps foot into this ring, which's why it was so important for the Dead Man to possess it. . . because every wayward soul would stray from crossing the path of the 'Taker, but now, with the draw of fortune wrapped around his waist, these souls have no choice but to lead them down a road that they'll be sorry they ever embarked, a road that ends in His Yard ~ for them, it'll be a graveyard; on October 25th, 3 men will test their fates against the 'Taker on a new battleground called Bragging Rights. . . CM Punk escaped Hell in a Cell relatively in 1 piece, only losing his Heavyweight title, but @ the next pay-per-view, the Dead Man'll take his soul. . . Rey Mysterio Junior has a heart that's legendary, but make no mistake about it, the Heavyweight champion'll show him no mercy. . . that brings the UnderTaker to Dave "The Animal" Batista, whose engaged in many an epic battle with the Dead Man in the past, but even Dave's rage & strength won't be enough to save him; how appropriate that the match's called a Fatal 4-Way, as 1 by 1, all 3 men will fall under the power of the Phenom & 1 by 1, they'll all rest in peace! . . . ; SMACKDOWN 2nd HOUR MAIN EVENT MATCH: Punk beats Batista via Countout {PSYCHOLOGY: hmm! . . .}; after the match, the Animal's not quite done with the Straight-Edge Superstar, as Dave drops CM with a 'BatistaBomb' Sitout Powerbomb
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