06/15/09 originating on USA Network {in the United States} & simulcast on the Score {in Canada}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy-Award-winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham

from the Time-Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina; now in WWE~HD

Smackdown Intercontinental champion Chris Jericho smarms to the ring, where he declares that, ever since he was drafted to Friday nights, RAW's gone down the crapper; Monday night's gone into a tumultuous tailspin that it'll never recover from ~ the General Manager's quit, the Heavyweight title's vacant & worst of all, the WWE Universe's the same ignorant, insepid, bulbous manatees that they'll always be & someday everybody will realize how great Y2J's talent really is & how sorry they were to let him go. . .  just like someday, Rey Mysterio Junior will someday realize that his mask's his downfall & that only the ÜberStar of Jerichlean Proportions can set hi free; SMACKDOWN INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: champion Chris Jericho pins the Biggest Little Man with a 'Codebreaker' Cradling Falling Double-Kneestrike {PSYCHOLOGY: looking forward to a Mask-versus-Title Match @ the Bash!}

DID YOU KNOW. . . almost 2,000,000 females watched RAW last week! . . . ; betcha ECWWE's Josh Mathews knew that, as he bothers RAW's "Legend Killer" Randy Orton, who doesn't appreciate the Tough Enough washout trying to stand him up. . .  he's put out HHH, Dave "The Animal" Batista & 2009 WWE Hall of Famer "Nature Boy" Ric Flair on various occasions, so it's no surprise that the Game came back to RAW last week & tried to take out the Legend Killer with a sledgehammer, since the Cerebral Assassin knows that he can't take Randy down without it; in a few minutes, he's gonna make sure nobody remembers what the King of Kings did last week, when he reclaims his Heavyweight title, making HHH irrelevant; in steps John Cena, who Thuganomics about how the WWE Universe always seems to be talking about Orton, asking why such a talented wrestler continues to be such a gutless, spineless, disrespectful grand wizard of baby oil boy's club; but seriously, there are a few other people in that title match, y'know. . .  there's an angry 500 pound Giant who's certainly willing to step aside & allow the Legend Killer "reclaim" his belt. . .  then there's the Game, who's certainly gonna have Orton in his crosshairs. . .  so maybe that baby oil that Randy puts all over his body, has finally started seeping into his brain ~ seeya out there, champ!

backstage, WWE Owner Vince McMahon proclaims that it's time to announce who the new General Manager's gonna be. . .  but he's not gonna be the man to do that, since somebody's made him an offer that Vinnie-Mac couldn't refuse, he's selling Monday Night RAW & he'll announce who the buyer is, after the Heavyweight title's been decided later tonight

ECWWE TITLE MATCH: "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer beats Christian with a 'Small Package' Cradling Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: naturally, since Dreamer hasn't really been champ all that long, although I certainly hope that Captain Charisma gets the belt back @ some point!}

WWE Home Video presents "Macho Madness: the Randy Savage Ultimate Collection", "WrestleMania 25" & "Backlash 2009" available next week @ all major DVD retailers & @ www.WWEShop.com

backstage, Kelly Kelly & the Bella Twins are all abuzz @ who the new owner of RAW will be; a video package plays, showing some rather graphic imagery from the surgery of Dave "The Animal" Batista, who had to relinquish his Heavyweight title due to an injury, resulting in the necessity of the following FATAL 4-WAY, RAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: "Legend Killer" Randy Orton versus the Big Show versus John Cena versus HHH; Orton defeats the Former WCW Giant with an 'RKO' Modified Ace Crusher {PSYCHOLOGY: TBS delivered a 'Spear' Charging Shouldertackle during this match?!}; after the match, WWE Owner Vince McMahon powerwalks to the ring, where he comes to the WWE Universe with a heavy heart, he's done a lot of soul searching over the past coupla weeks, he's had conversations with friends, family & his financial advisors & he's come to the conclusion that it's time to sell Monday Night RAW, to be independently run by the man who's made a rather lucrative offer to purchase the show, a man who Vinnie-Mac has history with {2009 WWE Hall of Famer StoneCold Steve Austin?} but he's never been 1 to let personal feelings get in the way of making a buck; the McMahonopolizer's been compensated financially in a rather impressive manner, which, considering he's already a billionaire, is saying something {"$1,000,000 Man" Ted DiBisae?}; now, via satellite, the new & no doubt proud owner of Monday Night RAW, Donald J. Trump, who appears on the TitanTron to congratulate the WWE Owner on putting his personal feelings aside to make a sound financial decision; never once did Trump see Vince's appreciation for the RAW audience, so he plans to give them something they've never seen before in the 17 years that they've been watching every Monday night; RAW's produced more episodes than any other series in television history & it's thanks to the WWE Universe, so now it's time for Vinnie-Mac to give something back. . .  for the 1st time in WWE history, the Donald proposes that next week, RAW's to be broadcast commercial-free, something that Vince's never had the courage to do; McMahon thinks that Trump's lost his marbles, but the Donald plans on being @ RAW live next week, just to make sure that everything goes smoothly, so the McMahonopolizer'd better stay out of his way; Vinnie-Mac apologizes for the display of the new RAW Owner, then goes on to states that he was gonna retire from RAW tonight, but since he's so worked-up, he's gonna ask the Donald if he can come back next week to do it properly; his final act as WWE Owner will see a 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal in tonight's main event, to determine the #1 Contender for the RAW Heavyweight title @ the Bash

WWE Home Video presents "Macho Madness: the Randy Savage Ultimate Collection", available now @ all major DVD retailers & @ www.WWEShop.com

RAW Divas champion Maryse Ouellet saunters down to ringside for special guest ring announcing in the following RAW DIVAS MATCH: Mickie James pins Rosa Mendes with a 'Laree-DT' Implant DDT {PSYCHOLOGY: a different outcome, I didn't foresee!}; after the match, the former Alexis Laree taunts the Divas champion, who in return simply merely mocks her with her monkey-pants

a video package plays, hyping Night of Champions, live on pay-per-view July 26th

Goldust & Hornswaggle are in the ring, shooting t-shirts out into the WWE Universe, when Mike "The Miz" Mizanin pompouses to the ring & delivers a message for RAW Owner Donald Trump. . .   if he's really ready to take this show to the next level, then the logical thing to do's make the Miz the new face of RAW; last week he told Divas champion Maryse Ouellet & the entire WWE Universe that John Cena's a thing of the past, Mizanin's left him unconscious in this very ring & tonight he's gonna go 1 better & toss the Doctor of Thuganomics over the top rope in tonight's Battle Royal, then go on to win the Heavyweight title. . .  but that's not enough for Mike, he wants the magazine covers, the t-shirts, the movies ~ this face'll be on everything & the WWE Universe will eat it up; what are those 2 still doing in the ring? . . .  well, Goldie's seen the Miz trying to play mindgames with the Chain Gang Commander & quite frankly, he's disappointed ~ where's his creativity, where's his imagination; the former Dustin Rhodes gave Ahmed Johnson mouth-to-mouth to get inside his head & all Mizanin's done's run his; what Goldust thinks Mike should do's change his name from the Miz, to the Whiz, because when he starts talking, that's hat everybody in the WWE Universe gets up to do; hilarious. . .  but the real Reality Check's that Mike's a loser; well, the former Black Reign's in no position to dictate how to be successful in WWE, since this is about his 5th or 6th go-around in the company, right. . .  in 1999, he was funny, but in 2009 he's nothing more than a t-shirt shooting joke that Mizanin could beat down in a New York minute, but since it wouldn't do anything for him to defeat the former WWF Intercontinental champion, he instead opts to do something more impactful. . .  like, say, attack Goldust & shoot Hornswaggle in the groin with the t-shirt gun!

backstage, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers Smackdown Heavyweight champion CM Punk, who has no regrets about beating Jeff Hardy @ Extreme Rules to capture his 2nd Heavyweight title, but it's funny that, almost a year ago, when he did exactly the same thing to then-champion Edge, cashing in his 1st Money-In-The-Bank #1 Contendership Briefcase, nobody was asking the Straight-Edge Superstar about regrets; he's not gonna have a morality crisis, he put his body on the line @ WrestleMania 25 to get a chance @ a Heavyweight title, not to make friends; RAW's Matt Hardy steps on-camera & congratulates Punk on taking his younger brother's newly-won Heavyweight title, but not only that, Hardy wants to let CM know that, in the same position, Matt would've done exactly the same thing; well, that's funny, because the Heavyweight champion doesn't ever recall the Former Mattitude Practitioner winning a MiTB match. . .  or ever being a Heavyweight champion once, let alone twice like Punk has; he's gotten everything in his life the old-fashioned way, by earning it, not by whining & complaining about his losses; TRIPLE-THREAT, SMACKDOWN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Edge versus champion CM Punk versus Jeff Hardy; the Straight-Edge Superstar beats the Rated-R Superstar with a Rainbow-Haired Charismatic Enigmatic Warrior-Applied 'Swanton' Arching Centon Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: a somewhat cheap victory, but then again, with the hinting of Punk turning heel, it's to be expected}; after the match, Smackdown General Manager Theodore R. Long holla-holla-hollas out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, congratulating the champ on his successful win, then announces that his next title defense will be @ the Bash, against none other than Jeff Hardy!

DID YOU KNOW. . . more male watched RAW last Monday than every show on cable, ABC, the CW, FOX & NBC! . . . ; betcha RAW's Pricele$$ knew that, as Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior join Cole & the King @ ringside for special guest commentary for the following WWE TAG TEAM MATCH: ECWWE's Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith) versus WWE Unified Tag Team champions Dos Colons (Carlito Caribbean Cool & Primo Colon); 3C defeats Smith via Disqualification After Pricele$$ Interfere, in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: shenanigans!}

a video package plays, showing RAW Superstars enjoying the most-recent European tour, amazing the **** right outta me when I heard that they actually wrestled in the original Roman Coliseum!!!

in the WWE Owner's office, Vince McMahon asks Santino Marella what the hell he's doing in the McMahonopolizer's office, learning that the Milan Miracle just wanted to confirm that, what with the new RAW Owner, they all still had jobs; let's say, for instance, that somebody had a twin sister. . .  with no cleavage. . .  with a 5 O'Clock shadow. . .  well, let's just say that, knowing Trump, he'll likely be attracted to "Santina", but don't take Vinnie-Mac's word for it, that's a decision that the Donald would have to make; suddenly, the new RAW Owner calls McMahon's cell phone, where he declares that he has another announcement to make tonight, but refuses to tell the WWE Owner what that announcement will be; well, if there's 1 thing that Vince hates, it's a billionaire with an ego. . .  which makes Santino quickly insert his foot into his own mouth by deciding to agree with McMahon's sentiments in a deprecating manner, then sets a landspeed record for leaving the WWE Owner's office

MAIN EVENT, 10-MAN OVER-The-TOP-ROPE BATTLE ROYAL, #1 CONTENDERSHIP, RAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Cody Rhodes versus Ted DiBiase Junior versus Montell Vontavius Porter versus Matt Hardy versus William Regal versus United States champion Kofi Kingston versus Mike "The Miz" Mizanin versus the Big Show versus HHH versus John Cena; TBS ousts Hardy & MVP, everybody left horfs the Former WCW Giant, Legacy eliminate Kingston & Regal, Cena ousts DiBiase, the Game horfs Rhodes, the Chain Gang Commander & the Cerebral Assassin eliminate the Miz & the King of Kings ousts the Doctor of Thuganomics {PSYCHOLOGY: surprised?}; after the match, RAW Owner Donald Trump appears on the TitanTron, congratulating HHH on his win, then proclaims that next week on the commercial-free RAW, the Game'll take on Heavyweight champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing Match for the belt

06/16/09 originating on the Sci-Fi Network {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker

from the Roanoke Civic Center in Roanoke, Virginia; now in WWE~HD

David Hart Smith pins Christian with a Belly-to-Back Suplex {PSYCHOLOGY: a big rub for the relative newcomer!}; after the match, before the Hart Dynasty can take advantage of their fellow unAmerican, Fit Finlay storms the ring to make the save. . .  only to drop Captain Charisma himself with his trusty Shillelagh, leaving the ring to a chorus of boos; backstage, Gregory Helms bothers the Tough Irish Bastard, who explains that an incident happened a few weeks ago, when there was an altercation between now-Heavyweight champion "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer & the Instant Classic, which resulted in Finlay, an otherwise-innocent bystander for a change, walking away with an injured eye; where Fit comes from, there's a saying. . .  an eye for an eye. . .

"World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry beats Evan Bourne with a 'World's Strongest Slam' Fallforward Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: somebody gonna get their wig split!}; after the match, the former Sexual Chocolate treats the former Matt Sydal to more of the same, "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season" style {apple sauce, byatch!}

backstage, Gregory Helms bothers "All-American American" Jack Swagger, who can't figure out which's the bigger joke. . .  his having to become the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight title, or "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer being the champion; shut up, Swagger knows which's the bigger joke, he hopes that Dreamer's fans, those rejects from that bingo hall, have enjoyed this moment, because he's going after Tommy & his title tonight in the following MAIN EVENT, #1     CONTENDERSHIP, ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Swagger defeats Dreamer with an 'Oklahoma Roll' Cradling Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: not even with his finisher, even!}; after the match, Fit Finlay storms to the ring & bashes the Heavyweight champion, prompting Christian to come on down to join in on the fun

06/18/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy-Award-winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham

from the Time-Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina; now in WWE~HD

RAW's Santino Marella saunters to the ring, where he declares that Chavo Guerrero Junior must be lonely, now that his aunt, Vickie Guerrero, has gone wee-wee-wee all the way home, but that wasn't his fault that Mamacita Heat's now the former RAW General Manager, it was the doing of his  hot "twin sister" Santina. . .  but tonight, it's gonna be his fault what happens to Chavito Heat, as he delivers a beating that'll make it even harder for Guerrero to live with than having to look in a mirror every morning & see his face; oh yes, Chavo, those are the words for fighting, so come on down here & take his beating in the following RAW MATCH: Chavo pins Marella with a Roll-Up {PSYCHOLOGY: after catching the Milan Miracle with a boot to the chops while he's coming off the top rope}

DID YOU KNOW. . . WWE has produced 20 books that made the New York Times Best-Sellers list! . . . ; betcha ECWWE's Zack Ryder knew that, as he beats Mike Williams with an 'Entourage' Inverted Overdriver {PSYCHOLOGY: even though they called it the 'Zack Attack', but I like mine better!}

Smackdown's Maria Kanellis bounces to the ring to be the special guest referee for the following SMACKDOWN DIVAS MATCH: Eve Torres defeats Layla El with a 'Diva Search & Destroy' Cartwheeling Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: what a great scrappy match, I hope more grappling Divas can be showcased!}; after the match, the Future Ex-Missus Jabroni forcibly suggests that Layla & Eve shake hands, which they reluctantly do

MAIN EVENT, ECWWE 6-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: the Pink & Black Shellac ("All-American American" Jack Swagger & the Hart Dynasty {Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith}) versus the Great American Melting Pot (Christian & WWE Unified Tag Team champions Dos Colons {Carlito Caribbean Cool & Primo Colon}); 3C pins Tyson with a 'Backstabber' Cradling Falling Backbreaker {PSYCHOLOGY: 4 matches in an hour?!}

a video package plays, hyping the commercial-free RAW this coming Monday

06/19/09 originating on MyNetworkTV {in the United States} & on The SCORE {in Canada}

commentating by Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham & 2007 WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross

from the Roanoke Civic Center in Roanoke, Virginia; now in WWE~HD

ECWWE's Josh Mathews stands in the ring, where he announces that General Manager Theodore R. Long has announced that @ the Bash, Heavyweight champion CM Punk will be facing Josh's guest @ this time, Jeff Hardy, who EndeavorAfters to the ring & proclaims that, even though he held the Heavyweight title for a scant 3 minutes @ Extreme Rules before the Straight-Edge Superstar swooped in with his Money-in-The-Bank #1 Contendership Briefcase & stole that away from him, the Rainbow-Haired Warrior doesn't live in the past ~ he'll get Punk @ the Bash & will take each & every 1 of his fans with him back to the top; the Heavyweight champion swaggers down to the ring, where he states that the only thing he took advantage of @ Extreme Rules was his opportunity to cash in his MiTB case, which was his right & he did so successfully ~ everybody knows that he was acting well within the well-established rules of the Money-in-The-Bank #1 Contendership stipulation; as far as his stealing the match on RAW, the Straight-Edge Superstar's never stolen anything in his life ~ he never told the EMTs to come down to ringside, they were just doing their jobs; when the Heavyweight champion's in the ring, he doesn't feel obligated to be his opponent's best friend, he's a competitor; the Charismatic Enigma agrees, paring the disagreement down to the simplest of ideas, he lives the life of Jeff Hardy & Punk lives the life of a Straight-Edge Superstar; well @ the Bash, the Charismatic Warrior's gonna take back what he earned @ Extreme Rules, the Heavyweight championship; Josh, who's still just kinda standing there, tries to draw a close to the segment, calling for the WWE Universe to cheer for both men before the following match, where the Rainbow-Haired Enigma beats Intercontinental champion Chris Jericho via Countout {PSYCHOLOGY: after a "ringside fan dressed as Rey Mysterio Junior" jumps Y2J}; after the match, while the ÜberStar of Jerichlean Proportions points out the ringside shenanigans to the referee, the Rainbow-Haired Charismatic Enigmatic Warrior drops his antagonist with a 'Twist of Fate' Twisting Neckbreaker & a 'Swanton Bomb' Arching Centon Bomb

backstage, Maria plays peacekeeper again, separating the squabbling Layla El & Eve Torres, who are now cattily arguing over a hair product; after Dolph Ziggler wanders by to insinuate that they're all fighting over him, the 3 Divas mock his rather unusual name & reunify under the umbrella of Ziggler mocking; DID YOU KNOW. . . over the past 5 years, WWE Superstars have visited more than 200 military installations, forward operating bases, military hospitals, aircraft carriers, submarines & even the Pentagon! . . . ; betcha Dolph knew that, as he defeats the Great Khali via Disqualification After the Farsi Flinger Almost Hits the Former Spirit Squader With a Steel Chair {PSYCHOLOGY: after Dolph himself brought the chair into the ring while Ranjin Singh was distracting the Referee, then pulls an Eddie Guerrero by throwing the chair @ Khali, causing him to punch it away loudly, then falling to the mat as though hit by that chair, just in time for the ref to turn around & see the end product!}

the official theme song for the Bash's "WhyYaWannaBringMeDown" by Aranda from their self-titled album, available now

SMACKDOWN DIVAS MATCH: Women's champion Melina Perez pins Alicia Fox with a 'Last Call' Flipping Sitout Powerbomb in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: all in preparation for her 1st pay-per-view title defense in a while @ the Bash!}; after the match the Future Ex-Missus Layfield assails the Women's champion, stating that she's gonna make history once again, by being the 1st Diva to be both the Women's & Divas champion in WWE

Edge Metalinguses to the ring, where he declares that all the hoopla surrounding new Heavyweight champion CM Punk going on to face Jeff Hardy @ the Bash, has allowed a great travesty to happen, he's been robbed of his Heavyweight title rematch. . .  & don't even talk to him about that craptastic Triple Threat match on RAW, General Manager Theodore R. Long deliberately put him into a match where the odds were stacked against the Rated-R Superstar; so, instead of being in the main event of the Bash, instead of having his belt around his abtastic waist, he has to face. . .  John Morrison? . . .  a man who isn't even fit to breathe the same are as the Conniving Canuck; just as Edge's about to express his pity for the Shaman of Sexy, the former RAW Intercontinental, ECWWE Heavyweight champion & RAW & Smackdown Tag Team co-champion saunters down to the ring, causing the Rated-R Superstar to mock Morrison for being another wrestler who's trying oh so hard to be the Conniving Canuck, so which 1 is he, Siegfried or Roy. . .  nice outfit, furboy; yeah, yeah, that was pretty entertaining & that's good, because John can't remember the last time that Edge said something entertaining. . .  too bad nowadays he's more about talking about stuff than doing stuff; the Rated-R Superstar's gotten so predictable, that Morrison's had to fast-forward on his DVR. . .  "Oh, I haven't gotten my rematch, eh? . .  Tim Horton's is all out of doughnuts, eh? . . .  I speak with a sorry Canadian accent, eh? . . .  I couldn't get tickets to see Celine Dion, eh? . . .  my ex-wife's a big fat pig"; so what's Edge gonna complain about tonight ~ his funny boots, his bobble head, his buggy eyes {hey, leave my ocular twin alone!!} so how about the Friday Night Delight give the Conniving Canuck something to complain about; Edge beats John Morrison with a 'Spear' Charging Shouldertackle {PSYCHOLOGY: flippy-dippy-doo!}

6-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: Crime Really Does Pay ("R~Truth" Ron Killings & Cryme Tyme {JTG & Shad Gaspard}) versus World's Ralliest Tag Team (Ricky Ortiz & the World's Greatest Tag Team {"Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas}); the Former NWA Heavyweight champion defeats the Former NCAA Wrestling champion with a 'Your Favourite Magician' Corkscrew Elbow {PSYCHOLOGY: these are the kinda people to get popped like a pimple!}

DID YOU KNOW. . . last month, over 100,000,000 photos of WWE ringside action were viewed on www.WWE.com! . . . ; betcha Rey Mysterio Junior knew that, as Booyaka 619s to the ring, where he declares that, since Intercontinental champion Chris Jericho got 1 over on him a few weeks ago dressed as 1 of Rey's fans, he decided to get 1 over on the ÜberStar or Jerichlean Proportions tonight & it felt great; it ain't over yet, though, until Mysterio gets back his I-C belt, so he challenges Y2J to a title match @ the Bash; the King of My World saunters out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, where he exclaims that Rey-Rey just doesn't get it. . .  he had his obligatory rematch on RAW, Mysterio lost, moving on. . .  Jericho's not gonna give him anymore chances; Mysterio already knows this, he'd still be standing here as the champion if Y2J hadn't been so focused on unmasking the Littlest Big Man @ Extreme Rules & everybody knows that; the WWE Universe has no idea what's good for itself, what's why Chris' there to tell them all what's in their best interest & he's willing to extend this treatment to Rey-Rey ~ he's trying to enrich the life of the former Smackdown Heavyweight champion, to free him of his lies, to lead him to salvation; Rey's an addict, his mask's his drug & all of these parasites are his enablers; well, why doesn't Chris do Rey a favour &. . .  shut up, he's not gonna insult all of the WWE Universers here tonight; the reason he wears the mask's because of his heritage, for his fans & for himself ~ if there's anything that Rey-Rey's ashamed of, it's that Y2J's walking around as the Intercontinental champion; if Mysterio's too blind to see that his mask's his downfall, then the Ayatollah of Rock & Rollah's gonna help him see, he's gonna remove that mask forever & if Rey wants another chance @ the belt, Mysterio's gonna have to put something up that means everything to him, his mask ~ if Jericho loses, he'll hand Rey the belt himself. . .  but if Mysterio loses, then he unmasks forever {again! . . . right, WCW?}; so Rey has to ask himself if he's willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to reclaim the title. . . well, if that's he only way to expose the ÜberStar of Jerichlean Proportions as the self-centred, egotistical hypocrite that he is, then the Biggest Little Man gladly accepts; Y2J joins JR & Grisham @ ringside for special guest commentary for the following MAIN EVENT MATCH: Heavyweight champion CM Punk pins Mysterio with a 'Go To Sleep' Falling Kneestrike in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: y'know, that was the floppiest I'd ever seen anybody hit the ropes in preparation to receive a '619' Tiger Feint Kick!}; after the match, Jeff Hardy storms the ring to point out to the referee what Y2J did while his back was turned, then gets all up in the Straight-Edge Superstar's grill, causing the champion to slowly skedaddle from the ring