10/27/2008 - 10/31/2008; from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario
commentating by WWE Hall-of-Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & WCW Owner Shane McMahon
DAY 1:
MWO Owner Nathaniel Evander Westfield Farnsworth steps out onto the ring entrance ramp, where he welcomes the fans to the latest MWO pay-per-view event, where they're going to crown new Tornado Tag Team champions; but 1st, before the opening match begins, he runs down the specialized rules of the Tornado Tag Team match: both members of the Tag Teams involved in the match are in the ring @ the same time & 1 member of that team getting pinned or being made to submit doesn't necessarily mean that the team's out, as both members of that team have to he eliminated; after 1 member of the team's eliminated, they have to leave the ring, but can remain @ ringside to support their partner, or provide a little underhanded interference on behalf of their team, if necessary; the last team remaining @ the end of the week, will be the Tornado Tag Team champions, so, without further adieu, N~E~W~F sends us down to the ring for the following 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: All About The Benjamins (Weird Al Yankovic & Drew Carey) versus World Pro Wrestling From Japan ("Superfly" Jimmy Snuka & Antonio Inoki); Carey pins Inoki with a 'Whose Guillotine Legdrop Bulldog Is It Anyway?' Guillotine Legdrop Bulldog, then Yankovic beats Snuka with a 'Wrestling Polka' Delayed Suplex Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: wacka wacka zulu yeah!}
Reverend Jacob Clemens, dressed in his classic white suit & accompanied by his Holy Smackdown Warriors, Pestilence & Red Scorpion, heads down to the ring, where he proudly proclaims that, since he actually has several suits with him tonight, he's taken it upon himself to enter in a match for each & every suit that he owns; so that means, he'll be out with his 1999 burgundy suit, his 2001 black suit & even his 2002 black leather get-up, with a different partner each time & now, let's meet his 1st partner -- the most famous MILF in professional wrestling today; 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 1998 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) versus the Princes of the Universe (Dark Rahvenn & Monster); the Last Vampyre defeats the Extremist Evangelist with an 'Eternal Night' Elevated Piledriver, then the Hooded Hood pins Nipple H with an 'Apocalypse Slam' Dangerous Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: blammo, My World Order scores its 1st win of the tourney!!}; luckily, the HSW are @ ringside, which makes them well-prepared for the following 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Time & Relative Dimensions In Space (Doctor William Hartnell, Ph~DDT & Doctor Patrick Troughton, Ph~DDT) versus the Holy Smackdown Warriors (Pestilence & Red Scorpion); the 2nd Doctor beats the Asian Anarchist with a 'Gallifrey Drop' Inverted Suplex Slam, then the 1st Doctor makes the Japanese Jigsaw Submit with a 'Tesseract' Modified Indian Leglock {PSYCHOLOGY: & the ReGeneration X crew scores!}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Flamboyant Vigilantes ("Newfie Nature Boy" Norman Tharx & The Magnus) versus the Olson Grrlz (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olson); Magnus beats Ashley with a 'Liquor is Life' Space Tornado Ogawa, then Tharx defeats MK with a 'Lights Out' Reverse Space Tornado Ogawa {PSYCHOLOGY: the boys are back!}
Reverend Jacob Clemens, this time dressed in his burgundy costume, saunters to the ring, accompanied by his Tornado Tag Team partner, former WCW Valet Daffney, for the following 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 1999 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & Daffney) versus the Dudley Boyz (BuhBuh Ray & D~Von Dudley); BuhBuh Ray pins the Cutting Edge Manager of Fierce Threat Wrestlers & the Scream Queen with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: thou shalt not mess with the Dudleyz!!}; after the match, BuhBuh Ray climbs the turnbuckles, raising 1 finger, then the Dudleyz head backstage
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Remnants of the Old School ("Paragon of Virtue" Mike Burry & "Single H" DT Power) versus Undead & Loving It (William the Bloody & Druscilla); Spike beats the Real Deal with a 'Dental Work' Frontface DDT, then Juliet Landau's Most Bonable Characterization defeats the Former CEW Canadian Tag Team co-champion, North Atlantic & Newfoundland Heritage champion with a 'Dental Work' Frontface DDT {PSYCHOLOGY: awwww, how cute -- matching finishers!}; after the match, Power looks around, realizing that not only did he not win the match, which would've allowed him to steal an H from their name. . . but there wasn't even anybody in the match with an H in their name!
DAY 2:
before the following match, D'Karng the Mad Klingon comes to the ring, trailing his mate, Taarna the Last Terakian, behind him, totally not @ all looking exactly like Reverend Jacob Clemens in a Klingon costume; 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: IKV QOQ'IQ (D'Karng the MAD Klingon & Taarna the Last Terakian) versus the Obvious Heroes (Chad Bravery & Gordie Canuck); Taarna pins Bravery with a 'Lok'Nar Crunch' Superkick, then D'Karng makes Canuck Submit with a 'Pain Stick' Fujiwara Armbar {PSYCHOLOGY: Qapla!}
before the following match, Pomp & Circumstance plays through the arena PA system, with "l'Homme De Macho" Randi Sevage limping down to the ring, where he declares that he's gonna take this match all the way back to 1988, during his 18th Farewell Tour, when he decided to take an up & coming wrestler under his wing & teach him a thing or 2 about being a rasslin' champeen; then, Real American blares through the PA, with none other than Hulk Hogan sauntering down to the ring, but not in his traditional yellow & red. . . rather he's dressed in blue trunks & kneepads, with white boots; he admits that finally the day's come, when he's actually close to being as geriatric as his mentor & Tag Team partner, now let's do this, GRRRRRRRRRRRANDPAAAAAAA!!!; 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Les Poweres Des Fantastiques ("l'Homme De Macho" Randi Sevage & Rip ?) versus Newfoundland Chumpionship Rassling ("Stick" Rick the Cruiser & Millard the Bruiser); Rick beats the 1942 Rassling Champeen, then defeats the "No Holds Barred" Hero with a 'CruiserBomb' Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: geh-neh-neh!}; after the match, Millard grabs a mic & tells their opponents not to worry, next show dey'll put 'em over, den give 'em the belts for a coupla shows, den him & Rick'll beat 'em for da belts, now how's dat for an angle arc, geh-neh-neh?
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the AssDamHells (Jabroni & StoneTrold AssDamHell) versus the Runts of the Litter (Tazz & Spike Dudley); the Human Suplex Machine makes Jabroni Submit with a 'Kata Hajime' Modified Crossface Chickenwing, then the Former Brother Runt pins StoneTrold! StoneTrold!! StoneTrold!!! with an 'Acid Drop' Scaling Bulldog {PSYCHOLOGY: I can just hear Jim Ross now!}
before the following match, Reverend Jacob Clemens, resplendent in his black suit, ambles to the ring with his Tag Team partner, somehow not showing the wear & tear of not having been in the match before that last 1, we swear. . . ; 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2000 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & April "Riot" Littlejohn) versus The Towers of Glower (Jason The Terrible & DemoniKa); the Heavy Metal Maniac beats Miss Vickie, then defeats Adam the Commishable with a 'RiotBomb' Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I guess we know who the power player of that team was!}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: E Space (Doctor Jon Pertwee, Ph~DDT & Doctor Tom Baker, Ph~DDT) versus The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal); the 3rd Doctor pins John Heidenreich's Former WWE Tag Team Partner with a 'BetsyBomb' Sitout Powerbomb, then the 4th Doctor beats the "Former" Wrestler with a 'K-9' Throwaway Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: that's 2 ReGeneration X teams in the 2nd round!}
Reverend Jacob Clemens, draped in his übercool black pleather "Morpheus" coat & carrying his Heathen Conversion Kit, ambles to the ring with his Tag Team partner for the following 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2001 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & Vampyra Dæmoniqa) versus 3rd Base On a Bunt (Meg-o-Powers & Spreada-Mae the CowPoker); the Hardcore Harlot defeats the Most Promiscuous Farmer's Daughter This Side of Chromosome, Alabama with a 'Downward Spiral' Leg Hook Reverse Space Tornado Ogawa, then REV is VER makes the Easiest RING RUST Co-Host This Side of Nancy Mercer Submit with a 'Beast With 10 Horns & 7 Heads Choker' Body Scissoring Dragon Sleeper {PSYCHOLOGY: Praise the Lo'd!!}; after the match, Spreada-Mae waves to her father, husband & brother -- there he is, in seat A18!
DAY 3:
before the opening match, Reverend Jacob Clemens, dressed in a grey & red velvet track suit jacket, black track pants & red kickpads, saunters to the ring, leading his Tag Team partner to the ring; 1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2004 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & the Great Kat) versus Tailor Made (Doctor Peter Davidson, Ph~DDT & Doctor Colin Baker, Ph~DDT); the Horizontal Suplex Machine makes the 6th Doctor Submit with a 'Beast With 10 Horns & 7 Heads Choker' Body Scissoring Dragon Sleeper, then the Guitar Shredder makes the 5th Doctor Submit with a 'Zapateado Stretch' Cloverleaf {PSYCHOLOGY: extra ouchies for the Re-X'ers! . . .}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Forsaken (Catastrophe & Diabolis) versus WrestleFest (the Ullllllllltimate Warrior & MWO As-Seen-On-Television champion Jake "The Snake" Roberts); the Former Love Dude pins the World's Craziest Wrestler, then beats the Born-Again Drunkard with an 'Albertacation' Double-Arm DDT {PSYCHOLOGY: domination!!}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Forsook (Synntastyk & Thanatos) versus Ultimate Muscle (Terry Kanyon & Kid Muscle); the Goth Gronk defeats Kid Muscle's Sidekick, then pins the FOX Kids Star Himself with a 'Gothinætor' Sitout Rear Mat Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: Goth Gronk Smash!!}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the CEW Announce Team (Stylin' Steve Jackson & Aldo Suavé) versus the Last of the Jedi (Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker); Old Ben beats Rico Montoya with a 'Force Thrust' Big Head Punch, then Darth Vader's Son defeats the Prolific Pontificator with a 'Dagobah Drop' Fireman's Ace Crusher {PSYCHOLOGY: typical, Josh's as useful as ever! . . .}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: RING RUST Dream Interview (FanBoy Mark Jabroni & Torrie Wilson) versus seaQuest DSV Senior Staff (UEO Captain Nathan Hale Bridger & Lieutenant Katy Hitchcock); Bridger pins Jabroni, then beats the Former WCW Valet & WWE Diva with a 'Deep Submergence Vivisection' Pumphandle Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I suppose, if I was gonna be beaten by any science fiction personality, I'm just glad it was by a character from 1 of my all-time favourite shows}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Rarrrararrarr, Love CryptKeeper (Harlequinn & CryptKeeper) versus Criminally Insane (Damien & Seth Ryan); CK defeats Seth with a 'Howl @ the Moon' Sky Twister Press, then Harley pins Damien with a 'Kiss of Death' Super-Lariat {PSYCHOLOGY: awww, love @ 1st bludgeoning!}
1st ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Guardians (Matrix & Bad Bob) versus the Frisky Felines (BoopieMask & Jerome the Gay Tiger); the Straightest Man in Professional Wrestling beats the Original Guardian of MainFrame with a 'Bump My Rump' Sitout Ace Crusher, then the Video Game Tribute to My Dead Cat defeats the Grown-Up Enzo with a 'Spayed & Neutered' Top-Rope Extending Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: they sure put the "OW!" in "Meow!"}
DAY 4:
My World Order leader "MoneyBags" Malcolm DiBiase struts out onto the ring entrance ramp, where he declares the hostile takeover of his wrestling promotion ends tomorrow night, as he's planning to challenge the current owner of the MoneyBags Wrestling Organization, Nathaniel Evander Westfield Farnsworth, who took over the federation from right under his nose, purchasing all the majority stocks available, but such underhanded stratagem will scarce work in his favour this time, as he has a special set of stipulations in store for his nemesis; 2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2000 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & April "Riot" Littlejohn) versus the Princes of the Universe (Dark Rahvenn & Monster); the Hooded Hood beats REV is VER with an 'Apocalypse Slam' Powerbomb, then the Last Vampyre defeats the Heavy Metal Maniac with an 'Eternal Night' Elevated Piledriver {PSYCHOLOGY: dang, but Littlejohn put up 1 helluva fight -- no wonder she was my favourite performer from Women of Wrestling!}
before the following match, Doctor William Hartnell, Ph~DDT leads the other members of ReGeneration X to the ring, where he proudly proclaims that, even though he & his teammate, Doctor Patrick Troughton, Ph~DDT, are the only 2 Re-Xers left in the tournament, he has the utmost confidence that they'll come out on top, nothing could possibleye go wrong; 2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Time & Relative Dimensions In Space (Doctor William Hartnell, Ph~DDT & Doctor Patrick Troughton, Ph~DDT) versus the Flamboyant Vigilantes ("Newfie Nature Boy" Norman Tharx & The Magnus); Nearly God pins the 2nd Doctor with a 'Lights Out' Reverse Space Tornado Ogawa, then the Don of Newfoundland Wrestling beats the 1st Doctor with a 'Liquor is Life' Space Tornado Ogawa {PSYCHOLOGY: possibly go wrong. . . hmm, that's the 1st thing that's ever gone wrong. . .}
2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Dudley Boyz (BuhBuh Ray & D~Von Dudley) versus Undead & Loving It (William the Bloody & Druscilla); the Urban Dudleyvillian defeats the Most Bonable Juliet Landau Characterization I've Laid Eyes On with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb, then His ½-Brother pins Spike with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: appropriate, that 2 ½-Brothers would share a finisher, I suppose!}; after the match, the same as their 1st round win, BuhBuh Ray mounts the turnbuckles & holds up 2 fingers
2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Rarrrararrarr, Love CryptKeeper (Harlequinn & CryptKeeper) versus IKV QOQ'IQ (D'Karng the MAD Klingon & Taarna the Last Terakian); Harley beats D'Karng with a 'Kiss of Death' Super-Lariat, but then gets defeated, followed presently by her hubby, by Taarna with a 'Lok'Nar Crunch' Superkick {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, now that's how a Tornado Tag Team match should go!}
before the following match, "Stick" Rick the Cruiser & Millard the Bruiser saunter to the ring, where the former asks the latter who their opponent's going to be tonight; after Millard clarifying that there should be an S in there, Rick corrects himself, asking who their sopponent's gonna be tonight; 2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Newfoundland Chumpionship Rassling ("Stick" Rick the Cruiser & Millard the Bruiser) versus All About The Pentiums (Weird Al Yankovic & Drew Carey); Al pins the Excellence of Arrogance with a 'Wrestling Polka' Delayed Suplex Slam, then the "Price is Right" Host beats Almost-a-Duck with a 'Whose Guillotine Legdrop Bulldog Is It Anyway?' Guillotine Legdrop Bulldog {PSYCHOLOGY: brawp-braw-bada-GNEEER, here's your lovely parting gift!!}
2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2001 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & Vampyra Dæmoniqa) versus seaQuest DSV Senior Staff (UEO Captain Nathan Hale Bridger & Lieutenant Katy Hitchcock); Bridger defeats Vampyra, then pins the Extremist Evangelist with a 'Deep Submergence Vivisection' Pumphandle Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: see, I told you Roy Scheider was a better "seaQuest" captain than Michael Ironside!}
2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Forsaken (Catastrophe & Diabolis) versus the Runts of the Litter (Tazz & Spike Dudley); the Future Krys Payne beats the Human Suplex Machine with a 'Soul's Torment' Fireman's Ace Crusher, then the Former Love Dude defeats the Former Brother Runt with a 'Albertacation' Double-Arm DDT {PSYCHOLOGY: fear the dark uprising!}
2nd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: Unrealistic Fantasy, Circa 2004 (Reverend Jacob Clemens & the Great Kat) versus the Frisky Felines (BoopieMask & Jerome the Gay Tiger); the World's Straightest Wrestler pins the Guitar Shredder with a 'Bump My Rump' Sitout Ace Crusher, then the Tribute to My Dead Cat beats the Cutting Edge Manager of Fierce Threat Wrestlers with a 'Spayed & Neutered' Top-Rope Extending Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: they're clawing their way to the top!}
DAY 5:
MWO Owner Nathaniel Evander Westfield Farnsworth steps out onto the ring entrance ramp, where he officially responds to the challenge of "MoneyBags" Malcolm DiBiase. . . sure, why not, he knows where to find N~E~W~F, so DiBiase can bring that challenge & get his arse handed to him, then MWO will belong 100% to Farnsworth, how sweet it is; now, onto the following 3rd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Princes of the Universe (Dark Rahvenn & Monster) versus seaQuest DSV Senior Staff (UEO Captain Nathan Hale Bridger & Lieutenant Katy Hitchcock); Monster defeats Bridger, then pins Hitchcock with an 'Apocalypse Slam' Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: Tag Team domination!!}
3rd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Flamboyant Vigilantes ("Newfie Nature Boy" Norman Tharx & The Magnus) versus the Forsaken (Catastrophe & Diabolis); Tharx beats the Former Love Dude with a 'Lights Out' Reverse Space Tornado Ogawa, then the Don of Newfoundland Wrestling defeats his Former Fallen Angel Stablemate with a 'Liquor is Life' Space Tornado Ogawa {PSYCHOLOGY: super keen!}
3rd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Dudley Boyz (BuhBuh Ray & D~Von Dudley) versus IKV QOQ'IQ (D'Karng the MAD Klingon & Taarna the Last Terakian); BuhBuh Ray pins the "Heavy Metal" Heroine with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb, then D~Von beats D'Karng with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I guess that means that I'm out of the tournament. . . or am I? . . .}; after the match, the Dudleyz stand in opposite turnbuckles, holding up 3 fingers
3rd ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Frisky Felines (BoopieMask & Jerome the Gay Tiger) versus All About The Pentiums (Weird Al Yankovic & Drew Carey); the Videogame Tribute to my Dead Cat defeats Yankovic, then pins the "Price is Right" Host with a 'Spayed & Neutered' Top-Rope Extending Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: how can this be, I never would've thought this team would go this far!}
My World Order leader "MoneyBags" Malcolm DiBiase struts out onto the ring entrance ramp, accompanied by his man Monster, where the former declares that he finally has Farnsworth where he wants him, then reveals the big surprise that he's had in store for the current MWO Owner ~ a "Controlling Interest" Match, where the winner gets the majority of the stock in the company; but not only that, DiBiase also proposes to make it a little more. . . interesting. . . with Monster accompanying him to ringside as a Lumberjack, which of course means that Nathaniel can bring his own man to ringside as well; seeya after the 4th round, chump. . . but 1st this HAUGHTY HOTTIES, EXHIBITION BATTLE ROYAL MATCH: Nexus versus Avril Lavigne versus "Blakwidow" Amanda Storm versus Willow Rosenvamp; Willow ousts Amanda, eliminates the Former CEW Lady President & horfs the Napanee Resident Rocker {PSYCHOLOGY: nice, the vampyres rule the roost!}
4th ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Princes of the Universe (Dark Rahvenn & Monster) versus the Flamboyant Vigilantes ("Newfie Nature Boy" Norman Tharx & The Magnus); Monster beats Tharx, then defeats Magnus with an 'Apocalypse Slam' Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: I'm making a bold prediction, I can foresee this team going all the way. . . okay, maybe it's not such a bold prediction, since now it's down to them against the winner of the following match but hey, it's my game, it's my write-up it's my right to make such a statement & call it a bold prediction!}
4th ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Dudley Boyz (BuhBuh Ray & D~Von Dudley) versus the Frisky Felines (BoopieMask & Jerome the Gay Tiger); D~Von pins the Videogame Tribute to my Dead Cat with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb, then BuhBuh Ray beats the World's Straightest Wrestler with a 'Dudleyville City Limits' Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: had a feeling that these guys would win!}; after the match, the Dudleyz drag their hands across their throats & hold up 4 fingers, before heading backstage, swearing on the audience members as they go
MWO Owner Nathaniel Evander Westfield Farnsworth saunters down to the ring, where he proclaims that he's picked his Lumberjack for the upcoming match. . . none other than Reverend Billy C. Wirtz & besides that, he's decided to up the ante a little bit more, as Farnsworth wants to make sure that there's no room for doubt @ the end of this bout, he wants it contested under No Limits Rules, meaning that anything goes & the match can only end by making your opponent say "I Quit"; consulting quickly with Monster, DiBiase smiles & readily agrees, hoping that Nathaniel's got all the paperwork ready, for him to take his wrestling promotion back; MONEYBAGS WRESTLING ORGANIZATION, "CONTROLLING INTEREST" NO LIMITS RULES, LUMBERJACK MATCH: N~E~W~F makes DiBiase Submit with a 'Controlling Interest' Camel Clutch {PSYCHOLOGY: a move he named mere moments before ending the match with it, now how's that for rubbing Malcolm's nose in it!}; now, onto the FINAL ROUND, TORNADO TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH: the Princes of the Universe (Dark Rahvenn & Monster) versus the Dudley Boyz (BuhBuh Ray & D~Von Dudley); Dark Rahvenn defeats BuhBuh Ray with an 'Eternal Night' Elevated Piledriver, then Monster pins D~Von with an 'Apocalypse Slam' Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: 1 final victory for My World Order, regardless of whether their leader controls the promotion, seems fitting!}; after the match, Farnsworth walks down to the ring to present the Princes of the Universe with their new belts, which "MoneyBags" Malcolm DiBiase snatches from his hands & then gloats about the win

