Well the night started off with a dark match of the Big Show vs Bam Neely. Match was quick which is good because I dislike this Bam Neely guy. What an original name, how about we fire him with all the others? Big Show is cool though and I'm glad I got to see him, would have rather seen him face Chavo though.

Match Number 2 Jeff Hardy vs MVP

I hate Jeff Hardy so I was doing a lot of MVP chanting and taunting Jeff. You know your usual hey Jeff I have a world title reign in one hand and some DRUGS in the other, which one do ya want? haha Yep good ole Drugs Hardy lost so hip hip hooray!

Match Number 3 Santino & Beth Phoenix vs Mickie James & Kofi Kingston

Again with the original names like Kingston (I get it he's from Jamacia) I think he has potential but I-C champion already? please he's athletic but I still like to call him Botchie Kingston. Mickie was hot though with her pooper out there. Santino and Beth were funny. but now we have Santino, who hasnt won a match in a year as our new I-C Champion. whatever

Match Number 4 Matt Hardy vs Mark Henry

Thank god this match didnt last long. Why is that turd still employeed after 12 miserable years? I hate Mark Henry. luckily the match lasted long enough for me to yell Mark Henry called Michael Hayes a Cracker!

Match Number 5 CM Punk vs JBL

Go back to the APA or leave. JBL sucks and should be nowhere near a main event or world title, although I do not mind him in a tag team. CM Punk is a true wrestling God and should have had a better opponent he could gel with more.

Match Number 6 Triple H vs Great Khali

Triple H couldnt even carry this big piece of **** to a decent match! Great Khali seems like a nice person outside of the ring so it kinda sucks that he is sooooooooo terrible in the ring. I actually dont fault him, its just hes too big to have a good match with anyone. Maybe he and Big Show could put something together. Triple H should have had to use the sledgehammer to make Khali seem stronger.

Match Number 7 John Cena vs Batista

Leviathain the creature from the Ohio River vs the Prototype! Didnt really care about this match but i like Cena more. I cheered for Kamala during this match... and pointed out the blantant choke hold Batista was using.

Match Number 8 Hell in a Cell Undertaker vs Edge

Great match with awesome spots. Let down that they didnt at least go to the top of the Cell, but going outside was a nice change nonetheless. The exploding Edge thing was cool but now I wonder if Edge is dead? haha