This week saw RAW kick off with none other than GM Mike Adamle. He then went on with a dillusional rant of how everyone makes mistakes. He used the example of calling Jeff Hardy, Jeff Harvy.(?) That's not a mistake. That's just stupid. Then he made an "Adamle Original", consisting of JBL and Y2J in a 2-on-1 handicap match, along with CM Punk, to determine who would face CM Punk for the gold at SS. If you love that, you're gonna love this. If Punk won, neither would get a title opportunity. So as it turns out JBL won. (Complete with 10 min, time limit.) So now at SS it will be JBL vs. CM Punk for the world heavyweight championship!
But if that match wasn't enough, Kofi Kingston defended his intercontinental title against former pirate Paul Burchill. With his psychotic sister at ringside. Kofi won, but then on to the next one. Mickie successfully defended her gold against Katie, but then the Glamazon (or as as Santino might say "Glamorous Amazon") attacked Mickie. After the bout, Beth gave Santino's a$$ a little touch, which he returned. They then went to the GM's office to try and persuade Adamle to make another title match. Which led to another "Adamle Original". At SS it will be Kofi Kingston and Mickie James vs. Santino Marella and Beth Phoenix in a winner takes all title match!
Just then, Layla started doing a dance in the middle of the ring. Mike Adamle must be in charge. Why? Because Layla is taking up valuable ting time! Then of course they roll a clip about a conversation earlier in the day between Jamie Noble and Layla. And Jamie, being the classy guy that he is, made reservations at the Waffle House! Layla left him there saying that she didn't associate with losers. Awwwww.
On a more serious note, HBK announced that he will have another examination from his doctor before SS, and that he will come to SS and inform everyone about his condition, and the near future. I hope his career doesn't have to end like this.
Kane beat the living hell out of Matt Striker. No suprise there. Then he grabed the mic, and said that whoever "he" is, is apparently dead and isn't coming back. Next week on RAW we will get to see the contents on his burlap sack. Any ideas on what's in it? If so, drop me a line!
Now. On to what some of you have been waiting for. The match for the tag team titles. First of all congrats to John Cena and Batista for winning, but if you all remember, something very similar to this happened not too long ago. Before WM23 HBK and John Cena became tag team champions also. It all ended when HBK turned on Cena in a battle royal for the titles. I'm not saying one will turn on the other this time around, but it should be expected. There is no honor among men when a match is involved, as we all have seen. But if they do manage to stay champs until SS, and God forbid they make it through SS unscathed. . . they might be champs for a very long time.
Well thanks for reading! I've set up a poll to get your thoughts on the tag team champion issue. So after this please vote! Don't forget to leave your comments. Till next time, take it easy.
Sorry I took so long for the SD blog. But getting down to business! SD was actually a pretty exciting show this week. Right up until the moment finally came, everyone was wondering the same thing. Who was Edge's mystery guest? Egde claimed it was someone who knew the Undertaker better than anyone. I'm sure some of us were thinking "Duh, Kane!". But in a shocking turn of events, it turned out to be none other than. . . Mick Foley! The man who had a Hell in a Cell with 'Taker 10 years ago!
Edge then proceeded to show clips of the match. Then he asked Mick for help, claiming that he knew Mick still felt the pain. Then he recieved something he probably didn't expect. A verbal berating, of how if he brought "that" Edge to SS, he would surely get beaten. I for one agree. Edge just seems to be riding the coat tials of his wife lately. Not having good matches.
The Edge we all knew and hated before Vickie came along was ruthless! He always had great matches. Like his hardcore match with Mick Foley. Which led Foley to call him the greatest wrestler ever. Afterwards, We all got to see "that" Edge when he went harcore deja vu on Foley! That is the Edge that Edge needs to bring to SS. Not the one who bases his life on his wife.
In other action, Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy) beat Shelton Bejamin in one on one action. Kendrick continued with his so called "Attitude Change". And the Great Khali made us hate him even more by beating poor Jeff Hardy. Well, that's all I got. Thanks for reading!
It has been announced on wwe.com that Edge will be having a mystery guest on the Cutting Edge. I wonder who it is? Could it be a secret lover? Triple H? Who knows! But one thing is for certain. Who ever it is might get him into even more trouble than he already is!
Let's talk about Beth Phoenix....for one, she beat the **** out of Santino.(No complaints, that was hilarious!!!) But then she kissed him. Not cool. Then in a tag match, she picks up D-Lo Brown, now, that's where you start getting a little concerned. Granted, Chyna could do the same thing but she was bigger. On the other hand, there's some type of romance going there. You don't beat the **** out of someone and then kiss them, but she did it. (when I did that to my ex making out wasn't my next move). Maybe they're both starting to figure out their feelings towards one another. But one thing is for certain. Actually 2. She isn't Chyna, and she may be feelin' Santino.
Well, I got home and started watching about 12 hours worth of WWE. And as I was watching last night's RAW, Shane announced that there would be a new GM. So I'm thinking, "ok, cool". Then when he annouced it. . . . . . suprise, suprise. MIKE ADAMLE. MIKE F**KING ADAMLE. WELL MERRY-F**KING-CHRISTMAS!!!! CONGRADU-F**KING-LATIONS!!! THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A COMMENTATOR IS THE NEW RAW GM!!! SOMEONE SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS SITUATION!!! ARE THE MCMAHONS REALLY THAT DESPRATE?!?!!?? THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER CAPABLE PEOPLE IN THE WWE!!! BUT INSTEAD THEY CHOSE SOMEONE WHO HASN'T EVEN BEEN THERE A YEAR!!! SOMEONE BETTER HIT THE S.A.P. BUTTON ON THAT SON OF A B*TCH REAL QUICK!!! I DON'T PAY MY CABLE BILL EVERY MONTH TO HEAR ADAMLE SAY "HERE COMES A PINIC TABLE!" Am I over reacting? Or do some of us feel the same way?
