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    Main Event Plaza: Never Back Down

    Tuesday, September 15, 2009, 06:29 PM CST [General]

    What's up beautiful people? Welcome to another edition of Main Event Plaza! I do want to apologize for not posting any blogs lately, I've been a little busy. But, considering the aftermath of Breaking Point this past Sunday, I felt a blog was in order. I will not review every match, I'll just focus on the more entertaining/interesting parts. Let's begin!

    Last week during RAW, it was announced that Batista would be returning to make a possibly career-altering announcement. So the Animal came out, his arm still in a cast, and said that he came to say goodbye. He also said that he had had a rough year due to his injuries. He was then rather rudely interrupted by Randy Orton, who as per usual, began to run his mouth and say that Batista was afraid of him. Then Batista started laughing. Randy didn't see what was so funny, so he asked. There were two reasons why Dave was laughing: 1) Because Randy is more predictable than a sunrise, and 2) Because he knew something Randy didn't know. Batista then proceeded to slip off his cast and gave Randy quite a beating, and threw him out of the ring! Batista suckered Orton out to the ring, and Randy took the bait. Batista then announced that he is going to Smackdown, and that he and Orton would be in a No Holds Barred match later on that night.

    It seems that no matter what Chavo Guerrero does, he just can't beat Hornswoggle. In the most recent in this series of very funny and publically humiliating matches, Chavo teamed with Carlito to take on Hornswoggle and Evan Bourne. This night, like all the other nights, just didn't favor Chavo. Hornswoggle took Carlito's apple, went to the top rope, and began to bite into it. Chavo followed him, and Hornswoggle spit the apple in his face. The Mexican warrior fell backwards and was on the business end of a tadpole splash, granting 'Swoggle and Evan the victory. Afterwards Chavo proclaimed "I give up!".

    After the Legacy made DX submit this Sunday, Shawn Michaels was set to take on Ted DiBiase. It is very safe to say that Shawn and Hunter were not in the best mood, and that projected into the match. At one point, as HBK was getting ready to deliver some sweet chin music to DiBiase, Cody Rhodes grabbed his leg and got DiBiase disqualified. That should've ended the match, but these men had other plans. After the bell rang, Michaels continued to beat DiBiase and Hunter proceeded to beat Rhodes. It got so out of control, that Hunter threw Rhodes into a cameraman. It was then announced that these two teams would meet once again in Hell in a Cell.

    Per the order of Guest Host Trish Stratus, Batista and Randy faced off in a No Holds Barred match. If you saw Batista during this match, you would've never thought that he had been laid up for the past three months. He gave Orton such a beating that he left the ring completely dazed. Randy then slithered out of the ring, but was stopped by the man who defeated him to become the new WWE champion, John Cena! John gave Randy his own version of the clothesline from hell, and tossed him back into the ring. Once back inside, Batista gave Orton a spinebuster, and afterwards a huge Batista bomb! This obviously allowed Dave to pick up the win! It was also announced that John and Orton will meet in a rematch for the WWE championship in Hell in a Cell.

    Well people, that was RAW. A very good show, following a very good PPV. Next week, our guest host will be Cedric the Entertainer. As for Orton, I'll just say this. He has only just begun to pay for his sins, and come Hell in a Cell, he'll have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. Because ladies and gentlemen, THE CHAMP IS HERE! and he's here to stay! That's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading Main Event Plaza! Take it easy.

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    Main Event Plaza: What Happens In Vegas. . .

    Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 06:46 PM CST [General]

    What's up beautiful people? Welcome to another edition of Main Event Plaza! They say that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. This is held true, and RAW was no different. We celebrated the 64th birthday of Vince McMahon, and we got to see the Chairman in action. Let's begin!

    Seeing as the WWE championship match at Summerslam was bathed in controversy, Vince made a rematch at Breaking Point. John Cena and Randy Orton will fight for the WWE championship in an I Quit match. If anybody interferes on Orton's behalf, he will immediately by stripped of the title. Vince was then joined by DX, who threw him a birthday party. Showgirls, Elvis, Cirque de Soleil, the whole nine yards. The only thing Vince didn't seem to like was BDJ coming out of a cake :) Mr. McMahon's party was crashed when Legacy decided to attack DX. Triple H then proceeded to challenge Legacy and Orton to a match against DX and their partner, Vince McMahon!

    Since his return to RAW, it doesn't seem that the Miz is in a very good mood. He took on Santino Marella, and although Santino has been getting better in the ring, it wasn't enough to beat the Miz. Miz picked up the win quite easily, getting him one step closer to the U.S. championship.

    Our guest host, Floyd "Money" Mayweather, set up a six-diva tag team match. The team of Mickie James, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly took on the team of Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, and Alicia Fox. Mickie has been on top of the world since becoming Divas champion, but Phoenix has also had her fair share of glory. In the end, Fox was able to pin the Divas champ, picking up the win for her team.

    We all know that the Big Show was embarrassed by Mayweather at WMXXIV. So Show came out with his girlfriend Christina and started talking smack. Mayweather then came down to the ring with his entourage. Some words were exchanged, till MVP came out to clarify some things. He said Mayweather is the greatest boxer in the world. And he told Jericho what many of us have wanted to tell him, "SHUT UP!" He then challenged the champions to a title match against him and the partner of his choice. And who did he choose? Mark Henry! And much to all of our delights, MVP and Mark Henry picked up the win! Our new Unified Tag Team champions are MVP and Mark Henry!

    In the latest match in the series of humiliation for Chavo Guerrero, he took on Hornswoggle in a boxing match. Except Chavo had to use gloves that were as big as Hornswoggle. Chavo didn't seem to like the big gloves, so he took them off and punched 'Swoggle for a DQ. As Guerrero was about to further harm his opponent, Evan Bourne came to Hornswoggle's rescue.

    It seemed a little strange to see Vince team up with his long-time hazers, DX. But the past was put aside and they united against Orton and Legacy. They fought hard, and were able to chase Orton from the ring. As Orton was heading up the ramp, his path was blocked by John Cena. Cornered, Orton returned to the ring where HBK gave him some Sweet Chin Music. And as if that weren't enough, John made Orton pay for his sins by giving him a huge Attitude Adjustment. This gave way to Vince pinning Orton for the win!

    Well people, that was RAW. A great show, that I'm sure Orton, Big Show, and Christina will never forget. If you're wondering who the fan was that interfered in the WWE championship match, it was Ted DiBiase's brother, Brett DiBiase. Well that's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading Main Event Plaza! Take it easy.

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    Main Event Plaza: Are You Ready?

    Tuesday, August 11, 2009, 10:27 AM CST [General]

    What's up beautiful people? Welcome to another edition of Main Event Plaza! An interesting and rather strange show we had last night. Sarge was in charge and he looked like he had fun. I'll say this though, Canada officially hates our guts. Sgt. Slaughter spent the whole night mocking them and their country, their anthem, their flag, their superstars. Well, that aside, I've much to tell you. Let's begin!

    We kicked off the night with the soon to be former WWE champion, Randy Orton. As per usual, he ran his mouth, guaranteeing a victory over John Cena at Summerslam. Completely fed up with his antics, John came out and exchanged a few words with the Viper. He said Orton was all talk and he was very angry and very tired of it. The two men were then interrupted by Chris Jericho (who screwed up later on in the night) and the Big Show. Jericho was bragging about how he was Canadian, and everybody was cheering for him. He also bragged about how he and the Big Show convinced Sgt. Slaughter to arrange two main events: The Big Show vs. Randy Orton and John Cena vs. Chris Jericho.

    A Divas Fatal Four Way match was set up between Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Alicia Fox, and Beth Phoenix to determine the No. 1 contender for Mickie James' divas championship. This match was very fast paced, plenty of action. And it was actually very good. In the end, Gail Kim emerged victorious and now has a future title opportunity against Mickie James.

    As it would seem, Jack Swagger is still angry because Evan Bourne beat him in the Beat The Clock challenge three weeks ago. He took out Evan last week, and this week, he came back for more. Swagger evened the score, but before he could bask in his glory he was interrupted by MVP. MVP challenged him to a match, and Swagger responded by saying that maybe he would fight Montel next week. MVP then proceeded to push Swagger down on his backside before he left the ring.

    There is a saying that goes "Easy come, easy go". Well that proved true last night. Eugene, who admittedly we haven't seen in a while battled "Calgary Kid" in a WWE Contract on a Pole match. "Calgary Kid", who doned a mask, won quite easily and afterwards he removed his mask. Lo and behold it was The Miz. The same Miz who was banned from RAW by John Cena last week. He found a way to worm himself into our lives once more. We were so close yet so far away. Just when I hoped we were all rid of that annoying, loud-mouth, reality show has been, he came back. This must be a sign that the end is near.

    I think it holds true that there is nothing better than seeing someone you hate getting beat within an inch of his life by someone twice his size. Per the orders of Sgt. Slaughter, the Big Show went one-on-one with Randy Orton. The match started out great. Show was just hammering away on Orton, giving him a beating. Due to the size difference, Orton couldn't really administer an RKO or a punt to the head. In the end, he backed down from the fight yet again, allowing Big Show to win by count-out.

    After his confronation with Jack Swagger, MVP faced The Masterpiece Chris Masters. The match went quite smoothly and MVP was able to pick up a win. However, after the match, Swagger came down to the ring. Distracted by Swagger, MVP found himself placed in a Masterlock. Seizing this opportunity, Swagger started beating MVP, leaving him lying in the middle of the canvas.

    Ever since WM 25, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels has been MIA. But Triple H, fed up with Legacy's antics, came to Texas to find his long lost partner. Hunter found Shawn in the most unusual place. A corporate cafeteria. HBK had decided to work as a cook. My bad, Chef:) Hunter spent a great deal of time trying to convince Shawn to return to the WWE and reform DX. When HBK's boss came in to yell at him, Shawn lost his temper and superkicked him. And, much to my and your delight, Shawn agreed! That's right ladies and gentlemen, DX is back! And they are facing Legacy at Summerslam! There is only one question left unanswered. . . Are you ready?

    It seems amazing that after his losing streak to Hornswoggle, Chavo Guerrero has a shred of dignity or pride left. He didn't want to take a risk last night, so instead of finding himself a partner to take on Hornswoggle and Mark Henry, he took a page out of Randy Orton's book and backed out. He took another page out of Randy's book and got Legacy to face Henry and 'Swoggle for him. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase did manage to pick up the win, although that is nothing to be proud of. They then felt the need to address DX. The said that they were more than ready to face DX. Well, that remains to be seen.

    I told you earlier that Chris Jericho screwed up last night, now I will elaborate. He thought the camera's were off the air when he said that he wasn't even Canadian, he hated Calgary, and that Canadian women were ugly. Josh Mathews then kindly pointed out to him that they were still on the air. After that little blunder, the match was on and Jericho certainly got a mixed reaction. The same people who had previously booed John Cena were now cheering for him. The match was good, and then Cena locked in the STFU. But just then, Randy Orton, came out. Just for the record, Chris Jericho did tap out, so John Cena was the official winner of that match. Anyway, the Big Show then joined the fun and chokeslammed Orton. In the midst of all the chaos, Sgt. Slaughter came out and performed his final deed as RAW's Guest Host. He announced that next week, Chris Jericho and the Big Show were going to take on the team of John Cena. . . and Randy Orton.

    Well people that was RAW. Not your typical telecast. As for Randy Orton and Legacy, I'll just say this, actions speak louder than words. Next week, our special Guest Host is none other the the most powerful fan in the WWE Universe, Freddie Prize Jr. Well people, that's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading Main Event Plaza! Take it easy.

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    Main Event Plaza: The Goods

    Tuesday, August 4, 2009, 09:23 AM CST [General]

    What's up beautiful people? Welcome to another edition of Main Event Plaza! RAW was great last night wasn't it? Definitely some surprises. I'll say this, we all started out loving our guest host, but things change. I won't cover all the matches, I'll just cover those that are more important. I've much to tell you, let's begin!

    We were introduced to guest host Jeremy Piven at the start of RAW. He seemed like a cool host. He was then interrupted by The Miz, who admittedly was none too happy that John Cena beat him in 2 minutes last week. He demanded a rematch from our guest host. Then John came out. He accepted Miz's challenge, but he wanted to make it interesting. Piven then announced that it would be a Lumberjack match. Miz didn't think that was too exciting, so Piven did him one better. If the Miz lost to John Cena, he would be banned from Summerslam. Not only that, but he would also be banned from the Staples Center in Los Angeles. And to top it all off, if Miz lost to John Cena, he would be banned from Monday Night RAW!

    Last week, Triple H challenged Legacy to a 2-on-1 handicap match because he was fed up with their antics. We all saw the match go down last night. Triple H put up one hell of a fight. But seeing as there were two members of Legacy and he was alone, he couldn't match up and Legacy picked up the win. However, after the match ended, Hunter talked about bringing back an old partner. He just needed to make one phone call. And then he told Legacy, "If you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya!"

    As of last week Hornswoggle was 4-0 against Chavo Guerrero. This week, Piven told Chavo he would get a fair match against the leprechaun. The time for the match came, and Piven appeared on the Titan Tron. He said Hornswoggle was suffering from adult chickenpox. So Chavo would face his cousin, Mark Swoggle. With that being said, out comes Mark Henry! Wearing a red singlet and a green hat. He gave Chavo the beating of his life, and lost the match. Afterwards, the real Hornswoggle came out from underneath the ring and Tadpole splashed Chavo.

    Public humiliation doesn't seem to sit well with the Big Show. After being embarrassed by Shaq last week, he went to Piven to challenge him to a match to redeem himself. Piven talked his way out of the situation and put Big Show in a match with Kofi Kingston for the U.S. title. The time for the match came, and Chris Jericho was doing guest commentary. By hearing Jericho describe the Big Show all throughout this match, you'd think he was in love with the man. It didn't matter what Jericho said about Big Show, because in the end it was Show's domination of the match that was his downfall. He got himself disqualified. And poor Kofi got one hell of a beating.

    Per the order of guest host Jeremy Piven. John Cena and the Miz were to square off in a Lumberjack match. Before the match began, Piven came out and said that although he was a fan of John, he was a bigger fan of Randy Orton. He also said that he had hand-selected all the Lumberjacks personally. John had been double-crossed and there was not a single ally in the group Piven had chosen, including of course, Orton and Legacy. Well the match began, and when the Miz first got thrown out of the ring, Chavo checked on him to make sure he was alright. When John got thrown out of the ring, Chris Masters put him in the Masterlock and another time Orton and Legacy gave him a beating! Well that didn't matter in the end because John gave the Miz an Attitude Adjustment and picked up the win!

    Afterwards, Orton and Legacy once again beat John, leaving him lying on the mat. That's when Piven decided to climb on the top rope and do God knows what. But John got up and caught Piven in midair. He then proceeded to use him as a battering ram against the rest of the Lumberjacks. Just them Dr. Ken hit John in the back with his cane. BIG MISTAKE. He tried to talk his way out of it, and ended up being picked up and thrown out of the ring onto the rest of the Lumberjacks. It's safe to say this. Piven and Dr. Ken have no business ever being near the ring again. And to quote Jerry "The King" Lawler after all this transpired, " John Cena just threw Jeremy Piven's goods all over Randy Orton's entourage!"

    Well people that was RAW. All in all, a very good show. Never again with the annoying ways of the Miz be seen on Monday Night RAW, Summerslam, or the Staples Center. Next week, our guest host will be none other than Sgt. Slaughter! Well, that's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading Main Event Plaza! Take it easy.

     

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    Main Event Plaza: Ticking Away

    Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 08:47 AM CST [General]

    What's up beautiful people? Welcome to another edition of Main Event Plaza! Some show last night, huh? Waaaay too much action to squeeze into one blog, so I will just offer my opinion on a few things. Let's begin!

    I would first like to offer my congratulations to Mickie James for defeating Maryse to become divas champion! During the tag match, I noticed that Beth Phoenix looked a little bitter. Maybe perhaps it is because she is no longer in the top spot and she's just not intimidating anymore.

    Last night we also saw the return of The Masterpiece Chris Masters. Wow, long time no see. He faced MVP in the Beat the Clock challenge and wasted no time in applying the Masterlock. I don't think any of us were expecting the return of the well-oiled body of Masters, and neither was MVP.

    Legacy. Legacy Legacy Legacy. Those two clowns have a very bad habit in interrupting good matches, and it's getting annoying. It's not cute or amusing. Sunday they interfered with the WWE championship match and cost John Cena and Triple H their shot at the championship. Last night, Ted DiBiase interfered with Triple H's Beat the Clock match and once again, cost him an opportunity at the title. Fed up, Triple H challenged the clowns to a match next week. And let's be honest here people, what is Randy Orton without his clowns? Nothing! I'll just say this. If you take out the clowns, the circus comes crashing down.

    After 3 men failed to beat their opponents in 6:49, it was John Cena's turn. His opponent was the Miz. Now there's another clown with annoying habits! Miz talked smack as usual, saying that John wouldn't beat him and all this other b.s. But, as usual, actions speak louder than words. Another thing that has become typical, is that the Miz couldn't back up what he said. John slapped on the STF with plenty on time to spare and the Miz tapped out! So now, ladies and gentlemen, John Cena is your new No. 1 contender for the WWE championship at Summerslam!!!

    Well people, that was RAW. A very good show with some unexpected twists. I would like to emphasize that these are just my opinions and were not meant to offend anyone. Well, that's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading Main Event Plaza! Take it easy.

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