Hey, Hey! What's up people? Welcome to another edition of PWA! SD was a great, and in some ways funny show last night! We had lost pay bonuses, incomprehensible tag team matches, and hysterical screaming. Let's begin.

This edition of SD marked the last stop before Survivor Series this Sunday. In light of that, we had many previews of what will happen Sunday night in Boston. So kicking off the night, we had a tag team match contested between the team of ECW champion Matt Hardy and R-Truth vs. U.S. champion Shelton Benjamin and Mark Henry. Both teams coexisted peacefully, and it was a great match. In the end, Matt and R-Truth picked up the win!

Eve Torres interviewed Triple H. This started a bit awkwardly because it seemed like the Game couldn't take his eyes off of uh. . .Eve's "lady area". He asked if they were real and he noted that they were perfectly shaped. In his words they were magnificent. He asked if he could touch them. She had no problem with it. He was observing a beautiful pearl necklace that Eve was wearing. Gotta love the Game! On a more serious note, Triple H said that there was a big difference between thinking and knowing. He said that Vladimir Kozlov thought he was the best and that Jeff Hardy thought he had what it took to be WWE champion. Hunter added that he knew he was the best. He was interrupted by Kozlov who simply said, "Good bye King of the Kings". The Game ended it in a less sour note by saying, "See that Eve? Even Kozlov couldn't take his eyes off of them".

We then turned to Maria, who was having a conversation with Festus. She said he was a great listener, when John Morrison and the Miz budded in. Morrison said he had seen some sexy photos of Maria on wwe.com. He said she was very photogenic, and added that she almost had what it takes to be allowed into the palace of wisdom. He left and Miz followed him, but not before giving Festus a wet willie.

Coincidentally, this was followed by another tag team match. The Miz and John Morrison went against Jesse and Festus. How ironic. This was a typical Festus match. He beat the holy hell out of whoever got in his path. At one point near the end of the match, Morrison got a hold of the ring bell and rung it. Naturally, Festus returned to his comatose and defenseless state. This allowed the Miz to give him a reality check and pick up the win.

Last week, after having beaten the Undertaker in an extreme rules match, Vickie Guerrero told Jeff Hardy that she was going to put him in a match this week against Triple H. If he won, she would put him in the WWE championship match at Survivor Series, making it a triple threat match. She was true to her word, and we all saw the match last night. Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy. This match was awesome. Both these men have amazing talent in the ring. During the match, there was a slight interference by Vladimir Kozlov. It didn't result in anything bad, unless you're the Game. He was distracted, allowing Jeff to pick up the win! Jeff is going to Survivor Series!

 For our third tag team match of the night, we had Primo(!!!) and Carlito going against (The) Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson. This match was pretty alright. The highlight in my mind, besides Primo, was that I saw something that I have never seen before. Jackson smiled. For the first time ever, I saw him smile. He has a very nice smile, but he and Kendrick beat the Colon brothers to pick up a win.

After Jeff's victory over Triple H he had a bit of a . . . break. In a very paranoid tone of voice he said that he got exactly what he wanted. He added that at Survivor Series, he would also get what he wants. And what he wants, is the WWE championship.

MVP's lavish life style was hanging on by a thread at the end of last Friday. Bear in mind, this was the last stop before Survivor Series, and if he didn't win last night, he would have to pay back his bonus. He went one on one with a guy named James Mason. MVP looked like he was going to win, but the Great Khali came out. Montel was distracted, and Mason got in an inside cradle and picked up the win! After MVP lost. Khali chopped him across the head. In J.R.'s words, Khali just cost MVP MILLIONS of dollars.

Since it was revealed last week that Brie Bella had an identical twin, they put them in a tag team match last night against Natalya and Victoria. I don't care much for either of the Bella twins, so I pulled for Nattie(even thought Victoria was with her). Taking advantage of the fact that they are twins, at one point near the end of this match-up, one of them pulled the other one out and they won. I cannot tell them apart, nor do I want to. The point is, they won. Boooooo.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, our Main Event. The Undertaker would read the Big Show his last rites. 'Taker said that Show's debt to him would be paid when he rests in the casket. He said all of his sins would be repaid in full. Then the Big Show came out, accompanied by Vickie and Chavo Guerrero. Show said he isn't scared, therefore the Undertaker had no power over him. Then, it all went dark. The lights came back on and lo and behold, Vickie was perfectly poised for a chokeslam in the ring. 'Taker didn't chokeslam her, but he put her in the casket and shut the lid! She was screaming like a banshee! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And she was screaming inside the casket too! All you could hear was muffled screams! Then she was rescued by the Big Show and Chavo. But once she was out of the ring, 'Taker tombstoned Chavo, and shut him in the casket as well! Keep in mind, the whole time Vickie is screaming like it's the end of the world! The Big Show looked pretty scared to me.

Well people, that was SD. All in all, a great show this week. Have you all seen my new PWA! logo? I designed it myself! Well, that's all I got for right now. Thank you for reading this week's edition of PWA! Take it easy.