*PLEASE NOTE*

The following wrestling show write-up bears no necessary mirror to reality, as some Tag Team & finisher names have been fabricated by the author for mostly-self-entertainment purposes.

-= BREAKING POINT =-


09/13/09 on PAY-PER-VIEW from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec; now in WWE~HD

RAW commentating by 2007 WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy-Award-Winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by 2007 WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & Slammy-Award-Winning Todd Grisham

WWE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: champions Worst Case Scenario (the Big Show & Chris Jericho) versus RAW's World's Strongest Playas (Montell Vontavius Porter & "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry); Y2J pins Henry with a TBS-Applied 'Knockout' Straight Punch {PSYCHOLOGY: whammo!}

backstage, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers RAW's Rhode$ to Ri¢he$, who disagree with the assessment of their Submissions-Count-Anywhere bout against D-Generation X's HHH & 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels being a match. . .  it's gonna be a fight ~ 1 that could end in the ring, or backstage, or even spill out into the streets of Montreal; Cody Rhodes admits that he & Ted DiBiase Junior aren't exactly submission specialists, but there are more variables when it comes to finding a man's. . .  well, Breaking Point; DX's good. . .  no, scratch that, they're great, but what the members of Lega¢¥ are gonna prove tonight's that the only underdogs in this match, have the initials D & X {no, wait, gimme a minute, don't tell me, I'm good @ these puzzles! . . .}, they're gonna make the Game & the Showstopper tap for the 1st time ever {well, actually, I happen to know for a fact that both men have submitted in previous matches, but whatever, it's only memory, right? . . .}; DX represents the past & however illustrious that might be, it's still the past, while Lega¢¥, as everybody knows, are the future of WWE; sure, the Cerebral Assassin & the HeartBreak Kid are fun & amusing, DiBiase supposes, like the green glow sticks that WWE hawks in support of D-Generation X. . .  but after awhile, the glow of entertainment burns out & eventually they're disposed of accordingly

before the following match, RAW's Mike "The Miz" Mizanin pompouses to the ring, where he parlez-vous français @ the Froggies in the predominently-French-Canadian WWE Universers. . .  {"Je suis the Miz et je suis awesome!" indeed}; RAW UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: champion Kofi Kingston beats Mike "The Miz" Mizanin with a 'Trouble in Paradise' Xuanfengjiao Tornado Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: Holy Match-of-the-Year Candidate, Batman!}

the official theme for Breaking Point's Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Still Unbroken", from their album God & Guns, available September 29th

before the following match, HHH & 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels Break it Down to the ring, where the Game proclaims that it sounds like the DX Army's here in Montreal, so he need to know if they're ready. . .  then, for the 1,000s in attendance, for the 1,000,000s watching around the world & for Montreal {because the Cerebral Assassin knows that there was an incident that happened a few years ago & some people are having a hard time letting go of it, so he just wants everybody to know, on a personal note. . . it was all Shawn's fault!}; so with that in mind, Llllllllllet's get ready to SUCK IT! . . . & if the WWE Universe ain't down with that, then HBK has 2 words for ya! . . .; RAW SUBMISSIONS-COUNT-ANYWHERE, TAG TEAM MATCH: Rhode$ to Ri¢he$ (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior) versus D-Generation X (HHH & 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid"  Shawn Michaels); Rhodes & DiBiase make Michaels with a Ringpost-Wrapped 'Figure 4' Modified Indian Leglock & a '$1,000,000 Dream' Modified Sleeperhold, Respectively & Simultaneously {PSYCHOLOGY: ouch, his Achilles' spine!}; after the match, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers RAW Heavyweight champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton backstage, where chooses to waltz down the socio-path for a bit, inviting the wannabee real announcer to have a seat & ask him his question. . .  his reaction to the huge victory of Rhode$ to Ri¢he$ over D-Generation X's apathetic, he in fact has no reaction, as he knew that they'd win & they did just that; well, as a follow-up, what about- now, hang on there, sport, he said he was gonna ask Randy 1 question & now he's asking a 2nd, so Mathews' 1 of those people who says 1 thing & then does another. . .  just like RAW's John Cena, who claims to be incapable of saying the words "I Quit" {except when he said it back @ No Mercy 2003}, Orton doesn't understand, how can the Doctor of Thuganomics know that he's incapable of saying those words. . .  does Josh want to know how the Legend Killer's gonna make the Chain Gang Commander feel tonight? . . . {oh, so pretty?}. . .  does Josh wanna know what it's like to have every bone in his body feel like it's about to shatter @ any moment. . .  to have his head bludgeoned to the point of when he's in & out of consciousness. . .  to be assaulted to such a degree, to that he has the power to make it all go away, just by uttering a simple sentence. . . is that what Mathews wants to know? . . . ; well, the RAW Heavyweight champion suggests that the ECWWE commentator watch his match then, because he's going to make Cena say those words that he claims to not be able to say

a video package plays, advertizing Hell in a Cell, live on pay-per-view, October 4th

SMACKDOWN SINGAPORE CANE MATCH: Kane beats the Great Khali with a 'Goozle' 1-Handed Chokeslam {PSYCHOLOGY: yeah, but. . .  oh hell, never mind, my brain hurts now anyway ! I pity poor JR for having to make this match sound awesome!}

backstage, Smackdown's Eve Torres bothers her brand's Heavyweight champion CM Punk, who's been hearing a lot of talk heading into this match, so he's gonna keep this brief. . .  nobody gave the Straight-Edge Superstar a chance going into this match, against the spooky UnderTaker. . .  which's funny, because nobody gave him a chance going into Summerslam against the now-fired-because-of-him Jeff Hardy in that TLC match, but oh look, he's the Heavyweight champion & the Rainbow-Haired Warrior's unemployed, making Punk the 1st-ever Straight-Edge Heavyweight champion; just 3 weeks after the Charismatic Enigma's gone for good, he goes & does what CM said he would for months ~ it's all there in black & white, you can turn on your TV & see it; nobody's gonna see Punk's mugshot all over the internet, nor will anybody see CM in the headlines for such atrocious behaviour; unlike all the wannabe French derelicts here in Montreal, who pollute their bodies with booze & cigarette smoke ~ the Smackdown Heavyweight champion leads a clean life, which means good things happen to him {yeah, like a jogger dropping dead of a heart attack while jogging, right?} & he knows that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Strait-Edge lifestyle can beat the power of the UnderTaker; he's not scared of anything that the Phenom can do &-WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? . . . oh, it's just Smackdown's Jimmy Wang Yang, who, besides having a clear deathwish for spooking the champion, wants to wish Punk luck in his match tonight; yeah, about that, have some gratuitous beatdown as a sign of the Heavyweight champion's gratitude. . .  so as he was saying, CM's not worried about 'Taker, the Dead Man should be frightened of the Straight-Edge Superstar

before the following match, it's announced that ECWWE General Manager Tiffany had decreed that Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov have been banned from ringside & if they didn't head backstage immediately, William Regal would automatically forfeit his ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion Christian defeats William Regal with 'Kill Switch' Crucifix Faceplant {PSYCHOLOGY: Holy 2nd Match-of-the-Year Candidate, Batman!}

1996 WWE Hall of Famer Patt Patterson ambles down to the ring, where he bilingually thanks the Montreal WWE Universe members, then proclaims that it's not too bad for a kid who started wrestling in 1958, to go on to be known all over the world as the 1st-ever Intercontinental champion; this is why tonight, he's proud to introduce- Smackdown's Dolph Ziggler chooses that exact moment to interrupt by sauntering down to the ring, where Patterson exclaims that he doesn't need to shake Ziggler's hand, he knows who the former Spirit Squader is. . .  you know, Patt walked all around Montreal the other day & does Dolph want to know how many people asked about him. . .  nobody; naw, the premiere I-C champ's just joshing the future champ, he's only having fun & they like to have fun in Montreal; Patt'll be honest with Ziggler, he has a great future in WWE, he has a lot of talent & if he's lucky, somewhere down the road, Ziggler can also 1 day become the Intercontinental champion; after wishing Dolph luck, Patterson gets a dose of incredulity from the younger man, who asks when WWE was taken over by senior citizens {I hope WWE Owner Vince McMahon didn't hear that!}. . .  if Patt's here, then who's @ home watching reruns of "The Golden Girls"? . . .  was Wilfred Brimley unable to make it tonight? . . . does the retirement home know Patt snuck out? . . .  naw, Dolph's just having some fun, as a matter of fact, until Ziggler saw him come down to the ring tonight, he thought Patterson was dead. . .  but now that the former Spirit Squader's seen the premiere I-C champion in person, he has to admit that Patt looks like $1,000,000. . .  even his hair piece looks real; c'mon, how can they be wasting valuable pay-per-view time on some old fossil who nobody cares about, or even remembers; naw, naw, Dolph's just playing around again, Patt ~ he was the 1st-ever Intercontinental champion, but what, was that back in the 1800s against Abraham Lincoln? . . .  hey, still kidding, Patt ol' buddy, as far as Ziggler's concerned, he's a good guy. . .  no, strike that, he's a great guy. . .  no, even better than that, he's a helluva guy. . .  but you know what, Dolph knows what Patterson is, he's a coward & he's gonna get a boot dans le croissant-basket for his troubles, leaving the WWE Hall of Famer laying on the mat humiliated; before Dolph can take too much more liberties with Patterson, Smackdown Intercontinental champion John Morrison Ain't No Make Believes to the rescue, sending the former Spirit Squader sauntering backstage again, apparently nonplussed about both the reaction he's getting & the fact that, for some reason, he's not getting his I-C title match on tonight's pay-per-view

"I QUIT", RAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: John Cena makes champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton Submit with an 'STFU' Modified "Submission Through Fear" Stepover Toehold Facelock {PSYCHOLOGY: with the chain from Randy's handcuffs stretched across Orton's own throat!}

MAIN EVENT, SUBMISSION, SMACKDOWN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: the UnderTaker makes champion CM Punk Submit with a 'Devil's Gate' Figure 4 Chokehold {PSYCHOLOGY: 2 new champions, I'm actually legitimately surprised!}; after the match, though, General Manager Theodore R. Long holla-holla-hollas out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, where he reminds us that the move 'Taker used was banned several months ago by then-GM Vicki Guerrero & it remained that way, so therefore this match must resume, where champion CM Punk makes the Dead Man Submit with an 'Anaconda Vice' Arm Trap Triangle Choke {PSYCHOLOGY: in a relatively accurate re-enactment of the Montreal Screwjob}; after the match, which ended much too quickly & familiarly, Long stands on the ring entrance ramp stage, while the referee bids a hasty retreat & the Phenom Bret Harts about what the hell happened?

HIGHLIGHTS: during their interview with ECWWE's Josh Mathews, I happened to notice what looked like a hearing aide in RAW's Ted DiBiase Junior's right ear, though the internet seems to have no knowledge of his needing any such equipment; was it just me, or did RAW's Mike "The Miz" Mizanin look like he had a Juggalo logo on the front of his tights? . . . ; during RAW's Submissions-Count-Anywhere match, HHH had Cody Rhodes threaded through a steel chair in a Boston Crab, then 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels grabs the Lega¢¥ member in a Cobra Clutch-type move, until Ted DiBiase Junior broke it up a few seconds later; while I did notice that Smackdown announcer Michael Cole did have a blue striped tie & matching shirt, I also noted that ECWWE's Josh Mathews had followed suit, by wearing a mauve striped tie & shirt combo; during the ECWWE title match, William Regal laid champion Christian out with a 'Regal-Plex' Bridging Leg Hook Belly-To-Back Suplex, which blew my mind; during the introductions for the RAW Heavyweight title match, the DVR broadcasting the pay-per-view decided it was gonna shut off due to inactivity {even though it's been "active" for the previous 2 hours, broadcasting the event!}; the notable signs of the night {even though there were actually few & far-between of any noteworthiness}: "The Voices Say 'Quit'!". . .

commentating by Mike Tenay & Taz ~ from the iMPACT! Zone in Orlando, Florida

before the opening match event begins, TNA Senior Referee Earl Hebner ejects Lesser Referee Slick Johnson from the ring, so that he has the pleasure of officiating the following FINAL ROUND, TNA KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: the Babes in Blue (Taylor Wilde & "Sarita" Sarah Stock) versus the Beautiful People (Velvet Sky & Madison Raine); Taylor pins Madison with a Bridging German Suplex {PSYCHOLOGY: boobies!}; after the match, Lauren Brooks bothers the new Knockouts Tag Team champions, who weren't surprised @ their win & do the usual New-Tag-Team-Champions thing & promise to keep the belts for a good long time

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers "Showtime" Eric Young, who defers the interview to Kiyoshi Tanahashi, then proclaims that, no matter what he says, Hernandez's gonna join the World Elite, he's not even gonna touch Super Mex in their match tonight, to prove that he belongs with his brothers; TNA GRUDGE MATCH: Hernandez beats Young with a 'Border Toss' Throwaway Crucifix Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: short & sweet, for everybody but poor Eric!}

in the backstage area, the Forever Hardcore Documentatian bothers "Blueprint" Matt Morgan, who promises that the head games are over & no offense to Sting or "Phenomenal" AJ Styles, but tonight's about the DNA of TNA & the Heavyweight champion; Morgan can feel in his hand, the burn of the torch that he's about to rip out of the hands of Kurt Angle, tonight's his night

TNA X DIVISION MATCH: champion Samoa Joe makes Chris Daniels Submit with a 'Coquina Clutch' Rear Naked Choke {PSYCHOLOGY: all typed up before the Samoan Submission Machine even reached the ring!}

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers Executive Shareholder Mick Foley, who's distraught about the fact that somebody smashed a prized picture of himself, posing with the Heavyweight championship, there's no replicating the heart represented in the photo, somebody messed with his photo & mark the Hardcore Legend's words, he's gonna find out who did it

in the backstage area, Lauren Brooks bothers "Pope" D'Angelo Dinero, who's used to hearing outcries from his congregation, but he beat down Suicide like a redneck cop with 2 nights sticks. . .  now he's gone & gotten himself all worked up, he has to re-energize himself with a Stacker 6-Hour Energy Drink. . . which allows the masked version of "the Future" Frankie Kazarian jumps him from behind, prompting the referee to start the TNA FALLS-COUNT-ANYWHERE MATCH: Dinero defeats Suicide with a Roll-Up {PSYCHOLOGY: after the video game character leapt off of the top of the entrance tunnel & practically caved in his own rectum on the arena floor!}

INTER-GENDER, TNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH: ODB pins "champion" Cody Deaner with a 'Knocked Up' Fireman's Cutter {PSYCHOLOGY: y'know, for a guy who won a video contest to have a date with this 1 Dirty ****, Deaner's really come a long way!}; after the match, Lauren Brooks bothers the new champion, who reminds us that she might not like all the broads in the back, @ least now the belt's up for all of them to go for, so for all the Knockouts, the girls in prison & all the TNA fans, this 1's for you!

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers Heavyweight champion Kurt Angle, who isn't concerned about "Blueprint" Matt Morgan, as he could've made his fellow former WWE wrestler into somebody, but now the Olympic Hero's just gonna have to break him; if size were all it took to be champion, then Morgan'd be the title holder, but Angle's champ, so he's gonna have to take on Sting & "Phenomenal" AJ Styles without the DNA of TNA's help

Executive Shareholder Mick Foley hobbles to the ringside area, carrying a barbed wire bat, where he joins the Professor of Wrestling & the Human Suplex Machine for special guest commentary on the following $50,000 BOUNTY / TNA LEGENDS TITLE MATCH: champion Kevin Nash beats Abyss with a Tazer to the Testicles {PSYCHOLOGY: talk about roasting chestnuts on an open fire!}; after the match, when Doctor Stevie tries to take Big Sexy's bounty, he gets a 'Jackknife' Dangerous Powerbomb, then takes his $50,000 & saunters backstage

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers Tag Team champions Booker TNA & Scott Steiner, the latter stating that he has all his balls in a hole, he hates all foreigners & if they can't talk english like Freakzilla, then they should get the hell outta America; the Last King of BookahLand proclaims that they're the best & if TNA wants to lock them into a cage with 6 losers, then that's all gravy; "LETHAL LOCKDOWN", 6 SIDES OF STEEL 8-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH: the World Elite Mafia (IWGP Tag Team champions British Invasion {Brutus Magnus & Doug Williams} & TNA Tag Team champions Their Brothers's Keepers {Booker TNA & Scott Steiner}) versus Mutual Disrespect Association (Beer Money Incorporated {"Cowboy" James Storm & Robert Roode} & Team 3D {Brothers Ray & Devon}); the 1st & 2nd entrants, Williams & Storm. . .  the 3rd competitor, Magnus. . .  the 4th pugilist entered, Roode. . .  the 5th wrestler in, Steiner. . .  the 6th entrant, Brother Devon. . .  the 7th pugilist out, Booker TNA. . .  & the 8th & final competitor, Brother Ray, which prompts the weapons-bedazzled top of the cage to lower into place; Storm pins Williams with a 'DWI' Double-Team Powerbomb-Neckbreaker {PSYCHOLOGY: so, instead of defending either of the 2 Tag Team titles. . .}

backstage, Lauren Brooks bothers Rhino, who doesn't have any comments for his match with Bobby Lashley tonight, real men put on wrestling boots & wrestle, not do that silly MMA stuff; do you seen an octagon when you look into the iMPACT! Zone, no you see a 6-sided ring. . .  this whole MMA gloves & kick pads are nowhere to be seen, tonight it's gonna be the War Machine's taped fists upside Black Lesnar's skull; he feels no pain & will rip Lashley in ½ with a 'Gore' Charging Shouldertackle. . .  'Gore' Charging Shouldertackle! . . .  'Gore' Charging Shouldertackle!! . . . in the following match, where Lashley beats Rhino with a 'Knockout' Straight Punch {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I have to assume that I'm not the only person unsurprised by the outcome of this bout!}

in the backstage area, Jeremy Borash bothers Sting & "Phenomenal" AJ Styles, the latter stating that his mind's on winning, that's all he can think about; when the Stinger woke Styles up a few weeks ago, it was jst what he needed & now tonight, he & the former NWA, WCW & TNA Heavyweight champion will walk out with that belt; neither man cares which 1 wins it, as long as they take it away from the Main Event Mafia in the following match, but before it can even start, Hernandez saunters down to the 6-sided ring to cash in his "Feast or Fired" #1 Contendership for the Heavyweight title, to make this a MAIN EVENT, 5-WAY TNA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Super Mex versus the Phenomenal 1 versus the Stinger versus the Olympic Hero versus the DNA of TNA; Styles defeats Angle with a 'Shooting Styles Press' Springboard 450° Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: awesome!}; after the match, the new champ's joined in the ring by a bevy of fans & various TNA Superstars

a video package plays, hyping Bound For Glory, live on pay-per-view October 18th, live from the Bren Events Center in Los Angeles, California

10/18/09

commentating by Mike Tenay & Taz ~ from the Bren Events Center in Irvine, California ~ http://www.bren.uci.edu

"ULTIMATE X" TNA X DIVISION TITLE MATCH: champion Amazing Red versus Homicide versus Alex Shelley versus Suicide versus Chris Sabin versus Chris Daniels; Red Snatches the Title {PSYCHOLOGY: even though I came into the match about 10 minutes in, I still find myself impressed with what I saw!!}

backstage, Lauren Thompson bothers the Beautifullest People, where Velvet Sky makes fun of Lauren's apparent masculinity, then states that everybody knows that the Knockouts Tag Team titles were created for the Beautiful People, but instead they're put rather tightly {& she means tightly!} around the ample waists of Taylor Wilde & "Sarita" Sarah Stock; last month @ No Surrender, the Beautiful People were caught up in the Drama-Rama scene, so they weren't ready for their title shot, but now, they're ready to accessorize their sexy little outfits; elsewhere backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers the Knockout Tag Team champions, who are ready for any team, anytime, the Beautifullest People can keep making their excuses, while Taylor & Sarita make history; TNA KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: the Beautifuller People (Velvet Sky & Madison Raine) versus champions the Babes in Blue (Taylor Wilde & "Sarita" Sarah Stock); Taylor pins Velvet with a 'San-Eye' Bridging German Suplex {PSYCHOLOGY: a successful title defense for the nice-looking champs!}

backstage, Lauren Thompson bothers Legends champion Kevin Nash & Eric Young, the latter stating that it doesn't matter what she says looks obvious about these 2 men being together, they've unified under what he calls the Hernandez Summit, the former LAXer is a stain on their profession & they're unified against him; call it a bribe, call it a payoff, it's win-win, since Big Sexy leaves with his title & Eric's ,000, Young walks away relatively unscathed because of Nash's inclusion in the match & Supermex. . .  well, he gets to count some lights in the following TRIPLE THREAT, TNA LEGENDS TITLE MATCH: champion Kevin Nash versus Eric Young versus Hernandez; Young beats Nash with a Supermex Crotchrocket {PSYCHOLOGY: oh, please ask me what I mean by that!!}

"FULL METAL MAYHEM", 4-WAY TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: IWGP Tag Team champions British Invasion (Brutus Magnus & Doug Williams) versus Beer Money Incorporated ("Cowboy" James Storm & Robert Roode) versus Team 3D (Brothers Ray & Devon) versus TNA Tag Team champions Their Brothers's Keepers (Booker TNA & Scott Steiner); Devon Claims the IWGP Title & Williams Claims the TNA Title {PSYCHOLOGY: a little surprising, actually!}

TRIPLE THREAT, TNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH: Tara Varon versus champion ODB versus Awesome Kong; ODB defeats Kong with a 'Y Factor' Sitout Facebuster Onto a Chair {PSYCHOLOGY: well, yeah, I suppose! . . .}

backstage, Lauren Thompson bothers "Blueprint" Matt Morgan, who declares that he has something personal against Kurt Angle, but it's also a bit about business, he's a college-educated man, not just some kinda fee-fi-fo-fum giant; there's merit behind his intelligence & tonight he gets the Olympic Hero tonight, he tried hiding from Morgan but now he's trapped; he might've been an Olympic Gold medalist, but Matt's the future

TNA SUBMISSION MATCH: Bobby Lashley makes Samoa Joe Submit with a Side Choke {PSYCHOLOGY: nobody seems to have seen the Samoan Submission Machine actually submit, though! . . .}

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers Executive Shareholder Mick Foley, who states that he can have many good ol' belly laughs after tonight's Monster's Ball match, but for now he's more than willing to beat the tar out of Abyss ~ records' like bodies, are meant to be broken & this won't be like handing somebody a flannel shirt & having them call themselves Hardcore, he's going out there to beat down that sycophant knockoff; Doctor Stevie Richards saunters down to the 6-sided ring as the Special Guest Referee in the following MONSTER's BALL MATCH: Abyss defeats the Hardcore Legend with a 'Goozle' Chokeslam Onto a Barbed Wire Board {PSYCHOLOGY: good thing they're not hemophiliacs!}

backstage, Jeremy Borash bothers Kurt Angle, who never underestimates anybody, in order to step into the ring with the Olympic Hero, you have to be a great wrestler; he proved to the whole world where he stood 3 days ago when he defeated Heavyweight champion "Phenomenal" AJ Styles, so now it's time to disassemble the disrespectful upstart "Blueprint" Matt Morgan in the following match, where Angle pins Morgan with a 'Victory' Rolling Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: shut the front door!}; after the match, Kurt extends his hand, in apparent respect, which amazingly enough turns into real respect when the Olympic Hero doesn't blindside him

TNA would like to thank Dead By Sunrise for the official song of Bound for Glory, "Crawl Back In" ~ check them out on http://www.myspace.com/deadbysunrise

MAIN EVENT, TNA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion "Phenomenal" AJ Styles beats Sting with a Springboard Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: wasn't that the move he used to win the title in the 1st place?}; after the match, Styles calls the Stinger back to give something to his fans, he's in his home state & the 6-sided ring's his spotlight; Sting comes back down & picks up a mic, where he thanks the TNA Fans for their applause, he really didn't expect to be back here right now, because tonight's not about him, it's about the new Heavyweight champion, because if he can lose, he'd rather do it to Styles & would rather do it @ home; well, since he has this platform, he might as well answer something that he's been asked over the past few weeks, especially after yesterdays Fan Interaction. . .  he's not pulling a Brett Favre, but he wasn't prepared to answer this question tonight ~ he's not giving a big ol' Kayfabe answer here, but he just doesn't know if he's ready to retire yet. . . though from the reaction that he's gotten here tonight, he's certainly not willing to say goodbye just yet!

-= SURVIVOR SERIES =-

11/22/09 on PAY-PER-VIEW from the Verizon Center in Washington, DC ~ http://www.verizoncenter.com ~ now in WWE~HD

commentating by 2007 WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, Michael Cole & Slammy-Award-Winning Matt Striker

SMACKDOWN VERSUS ECWWE VERSUS RAW, INTER-PROMOTIONAL "SURVIVOR SERIES" 5-ON-5 SINGLE-ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH: Team Smarm (RAW United States champion Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Zig~Swag {Smackdown's Dolph Ziggler & RAW's "All-American American" Jack Swagger} & Florida Treated Us Well {Smackdown's Drew McIntyre & RAW's Sheamus O'Shaughnessy}) versus Team Abtastics (Smackdown Intercontinental champion John Morrison, Bourne Fit {RAW's Evan Bourne & Smackdown's Fit Finlay} & 2 ½s of a Whole {Smackdown's Matt Hardy & ECWWE's "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin}); Bourne pins Ziggler with an 'Air Bourne' 450° Shooting Star Press, Drew beats Evan with a 'Criminally Sexy' Swinging Snap Double Underhook DDT, O'Shaughnessy defeats Finlay with a 'Cabra Gaelscoil' Bicycle Kick, Morrison pins Swagger with a 'Starship Pain' Split-Legged Corkscrew Moonsault, Mizanin beats Benjamin with a 'Skull-Crushing Finale' Full-Nelson Forward Russian Legsweep, McIntyre defeats Hardy with a 'Criminally Sexy' Swinging Snap Double Underhook DDT & Sheamus pins the Shaman of Sexy with a 'Farrelly Fling' Crucifix Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: augh, laddies, a fine job & a fine match!}

backstage, RAW's Kofi Kingston, "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry & Montell Vontavius Porter are strategizing with Smackdown's "R~Truth" Ron Killings, when they notice that ECWWE Heavyweight champion Christian's not taking part, but it's only because he's. . .  different than the others, he's the only 1 who's- naw, naw, don't be playin' dat, the Instant Classic's with them now, so there's no beef; well, that's a relief, the Peeps' Champion was starting to wonder if it was gonna be a big deal, that he was the only 1 from ECWWE; when the 4 caucasianally-challenged sports entertainers laugh @ the idea of their thinking ill of Captain Charisma, he asks if maybe they thought it was because he's Canadian, but R~Truth declares that it don't matter where you're from, just where you're @; well, as a matter of fact, Christian proclaims that Canucks make pretty decent rappers, but when asked to drop some lines, he unfortunately does ~ "Team Kofi Kingston, looking for a fight / 4 of us are black & 1 of us is white / what's up!". . .  & on that note, they go back to strategizing for their match

the official Survivor Series theme song's "Get Thru This" by Art of Dying, available now on iTunes ~ check out http://www.artofdyingmusic.com for more information

SMACKDOWN GRUDGE MATCH: Dave "The Animal" Batista beats Rey Mysterio Junior via Decision After the Biggest Little Man Can't Continue {PSYCHOLOGY: after quite the hellacious beating, but does the Animal consider Bragging Rights properly avenged now?}; after the match, the Altered Beast grabs a steel chair from ringside, then menaces the various EMT's who've come down to the ring to tend to Mysterio, sitting to gaze down upon his fallen foe with evil intent, then  lives up to that intent by dropping him onto said metallic furniture fixture with a Spinebuster

backstage, RAW's "Legend Killer" Randy Orton states that, when this team was formed, he expected a lot more than what he has right now. . .  he expected to be standing here next to the ECWWE Heavyweight champion, in the guise of William Regal. . .  he expected to be standing next to the 2 men who he hand-selected to stand by his side & show the rest of this world that they're all the future of this business, in the guise of Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior. . .  & he expected to be standing in the presence of the current Straight-Edge Champion, in the guise of CM Punk, who doesn't take too kindly to being looked down upon, especially since he himself was expected to see their team captain leading by example & not get humiliated by Kofi Kingston @ Madison Square Garden Monday night; well, the fact's that all these sins against them can be erased tonight, with a win against their opponents, it's what the Legend Killer expects them to do

a video package plays, advertizing the special 3-hour Thanksgiving RAW tomorrow night, with Celebrity Guest Host, WWE Hall of Famer Jesse "The Body & Mind" Ventura, featuring Superstars from RAW, ECWWE & Smackdown

SMACKDOWN VERSUS ECWWE VERSUS RAW, INTER-PROMOTIONAL "SURVIVOR SERIES" 5-ON-5 SINGLE-ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH: Team Legendary (RAW's Lega¢¥ {"Legend Killer" Randy Orton & Rhode$ to Ri¢he$ [Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior]} & the Midshipman's Dirks {Smackdown's CM Punk & ECWWE's William Regal}) versus Team South Africa (RAW's Skywriting @ Night {Kofi Kingston & the World's Strongest Playas [Montell Vontavius Porter & "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry]} & Instant Truth {ECWWE Heavyweight champion Christian & Smackdown's "R~Truth" Ron Killings}); Orton defeats Henry with an 'RKO' Modified Ace Crusher, Punk pins Killings with a 'Go To Sleep' Falling Kneestrike, Christian beats DiBiase with a Sunset Flip Pinfall, Porter defeats Regal with a 'Drive By' Running Bicycle Kick, Rhodes pins MVP with a 'Cross Rhodes' Neckbreaking Reverse DDT, Captain Charisma beats Rhodes with a 'Kill Switch' Crucifix Faceplant, Randy defeats the Instant Classic with an 'RKO' Modified Ace Crusher, then Kingston pins Punk with a Floatover Pinfall & beats the Legend Killer with a 'Trouble in Paradise' Xuanfengjiao Tornado Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: nice, glad I saw this match, instead of coming in @ the end like the 1st Survivor Series match ~ thanks ever so much, New Moon, for congesting the concession lines to an unbelievable level!}

TRIPLE THREAT, SMACKDOWN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion UnderTaker versus WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho versus WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion the Big Show; the Dead Man makes the Former WCW Giant Submit with a 'Hell's Gate' Figure 4 Chokehold {PSYCHOLOGY: quite a slugtastic bout, an enjoyable watch to be sure!}

backstage, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers RAW United States champion Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, with fellow Soul Survivors, Smackdown's Drew McIntyre & RAW's Sheamus O'Shaughnessy, where the Miz declares that what was seen tonight, was but a glimpse @ what the trio's capable of; @ Bragging Rights, Mizanin was the only RAW Superstar to be victorious in 1 of their trophy matches, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was the talented member of Altered Reality, with former partner & current Smackdown Intercontinental champion John Morrison; while most men their ages are depressed that they have to wake up in their mommy's basement & go to their low-paying dead-end job, here they are, revolutionizing an entire industry; when WWE Owner Vince McMahon personally selected McIntyre to Smackdown & declares him a future Heavyweight champion, the McMahonopolizer meant it & tonight, everybody in the WWE Universe's finally seen what Vinnie-Mac's seen all along; the only regret that Sheamus has, is that their ream was so good, it was almost too easy ~ ever since eliminating RAW's Jamie Knoble from the WWE, he's had a hard time finding decent competition & tonight was no different, anybody who stands in the Pale Warrior's way, will get what's coming to them. . . just go ask WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, he found out 1st-hand Monday night. . .  so if the competition doesn't come to O'Shaughnessy, then he's gonna go to them; there was no doubt in the RAW United States champion's mind that his team would win, because he's the Miz & he's awesome!

SMACKDOWN VERSUS RAW, INTER-PROMOTIONAL "SURVIVOR SERIES" 5-ON-5 SINGLE-ELIMINATION DIVAS TAG TEAM MATCH: Team Dangerously Adorable (Smackdown's Mickie James, RAW's New Hotness {Kelly Kelly & Divas champion Melina Perez} & RAW's ,000,000 Dancing Dragons {Gail Kim & Eve Torres}) versus Team Faithbreakers (Smackdown Women's champion Michelle McCool, the Flashdancers {RAW's Alicia Fox & Smackdown's Layla El} & Phoenix~Hall {Smackdown's "Glamazon" Beth Phoenix & RAW's Jillian Hall}); K² defeats Layla with a 'K2' Guillotine Legdrop Bulldog, McCool pins Kim with a 'Faith Breaker' Piledriving Faceplant, Eve beats Jillian with a Sunset Flip Pinfall, Phoenix defeats Torres & Kelly with a 'Glam Slam' Elevated Wheelbarrow Faceplant each, Mickie pins Beth with a 'Crucifix' T-Barred Pinfall & beats Alicia with a Lou Thesz Press & Melina defeats McCool with a 'Last Call' Flipping Sitout Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: 20 great reasons to watch WWE!}

a video package plays, advertizing TLC ~ Tables, Ladders & Chairs, live on pay-per-view, December  13th on pay-per-view

backstage, Smackdown's Todd Grisham bothers Dave "The Animal" Batista, who proclaims that Rey Mysterio Junior was embarrassed tonight, because the Altered Beast was embarrassed for the Biggest Little Man

MAIN EVENT, TRIPLE THREAT, RAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion John Cena versus HHH versus 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels; the Doctor of Thuganomics pins the Game with an 'Attitude Adjuster' Fireman's Slam Which Planted the Showstopper Onto the Cerebral Assassin {PSYCHOLOGY: like him or hate him, the Chain Gang Commander certainly knows how to put on a show!}

HIGHLIGHTS: during the ring introductions for the Smackdown Heavyweight title match, I pondered. . .  "Are they saying 'boo' or 'the Boo Show'? . . .  or maybe they're saying 'Y-Boo-J'. . . ?"; right @ the beginning of the RAW Heavyweight Triple Threat match, 2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels set the pace for the match, by nailing his own D-Generation X partner, HHH, with a Sweet Chin Music' Superkick; notable signs of the night: there was 1 with a large Kool-Aid man labeled "WSM" & a smaller Kool-Aid man labeled "MVP". . .  "I'm in HD!". . .  "DX > Cena" & the counterpointing "I'm Thankful for John Cena"