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08/27/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy-Award-winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham

RAW MATCH: "All-American American" Jack Swagger beats Primo Colon with an 'Orthodontist's Dream' Gutwrench Powerbomb {PSYCHOLOGY: all typed before the opening bell!}; after the match, Swagger grabs Lilian Garcia's mic & proclaims that the RAW Universe's looking @ the only Superstar born to be the United States champion, so Kofi Kingston should forget about everybody else, because the only wrestler he needs to worry about's the 2-time All-American & future U.S. champion, Jack Swagger!

a video package plays, showing this week's edition of Ask the Divas. . .  WWE Universe user "Llama" asks where they'd go on their ideal date? ~ Smackdown's Mickie James would go somewhere outdoorsy, like a beach or maybe a park. . .  RAW's "Glamazon" Beth Phoenix wants to go to the mall, because loves nothing more than to be showered with gifts. . .  Smackdown's Gail Kim would prefer to go somewhere that she could get to know her date, so definitely not someplace like the movies, where she'd likely fall asleep; WWE Universe user "Ejeff345" asks how he can know if a girl he likes, feels the same about him, what signs should he look for? ~ RAW's Rosa Mendes suggests that, when you walk by her, check to see if she's checking out your arse. . .  Gail explains how you can tell by the eye contact. . .  Mickie has the Nobel-Prize-winning suggestion of asking her. . .  back to Kim, who iterates that it doesn't mean that a girl's into you, just because she glances @ you; if you have your own questions for the WWE Divas, log onto http://www.WWEUniverse.com

backstage, ECWWE's Gregory Helms sneaks into a nearby Boiler Room, then emerges microseconds later as Hurricane Helms, who then heads to the ring in his Superstars debut in the following ECWWE MATCH: "Ripper" Paul Burchill defeats Helms with a 'School Boy' Cradling Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: I absolutely love Matt Striker's commentary!!}

DID YOU KNOW. . . WWE will create more original TV shows than Showtime & HBO combined! . . . ; betcha Smackdown's UnderTaker knew that, as a video package plays, hyping the impending return to Friday nights, next week; meanwhile, here's Smackdown's Dolph Ziggler, who proclaims that Intercontinental champion Rey Mysterio Junior fluked into his win @ Summerslam & everybody knows it, so all he has to do's defeat his 2 opponents tonight & then move onto Breaking Point to take his title from the Biggest Little Man; MAIN EVENT, TRIPLE THREAT, #1 CONTENDERSHIP, SMACKDOWN INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Dolph Ziggler versus Mike Knox versus Fit Finlay; the Former Nick Metro pins the former Mike Hettinga with a Tough Irish ****-Applied 'Celtic Cross' Cradling Reverse Piledriver {PSYCHOLOGY: they're still toting that Rey-Rey's gonna be defending against Ziggler, when in fact, as of this typing, John Morrison's already been crowned the new I-C champ @ the most-recent Smackdown taping, as Mysterio's off for 30 days due to a Wellness Policy violation}

09/10/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham

SMACKDOWN MATCH: Kane beats Jimmy Wang Yang with a 'Goozle' 1-Handed Chokeslam {PSYCHOLOGY: awww, shucks, y'all!}; after the match, the Bald Red Machine reaches under the ring to retrieve a Kendo stick, bashing the Asian Redneck into oblivion, in preparation of his bout against the Great Khali this Sunday

ECWWE MATCH: Sheamus O'Shaunessy defeats Yoshi Tatsu with a 'Dublin Dervish' Side Slam Backbreaker {PSYCHOLOGY: they seem desperate for me to call it the Irish Curse! . . .}; DID YOU KNOW. . . Superstars was the #1 show on WGN American for the entire week! . . . ; betcha Brie Bella knew that, as she accompanies her sister Nikki to the ring for the following ECWWE DIVAS MATCH: Brie Bella pins Katie Lea Burchill with a Cross Body Block {PSYCHOLOGY: after she replaced the much-more-beaten-down Nikki!}

SMACKDOWN MATCH: Dolph Ziggler beats "Slam Master J" Jesse Dalton with an 'NTN' Jumping Russian Legsweep {PSYCHOLOGY: good momentum going into his Smackdown Intercontinental title match against champion John Morrison this Sunday!}

the official theme for Breaking Point's Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Still Unbroken", from their album God & Guns, available September 29th

MAIN EVENT, RAW TAG TEAM MATCH: the All-Mizaricans ("All-American American" Jack Swagger & Mike "The Miz" Mizanin) versus Kofimo (United States champion Kofi Kingston & Primo Colon); Mizanin defeats Kingston with a 'Skull-Crushing Finale' Full-Nelson Forward Russian Legsweep {PSYCHOLOGY: showing us that the Miz has what it takes to defeat the champion, after being so strident about wanting to be the new U.S. titlist!}

09/24/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winning Todd Grisham

RAW MATCH: Primo Colon defeats "Masterpiece" Chris Masters with a Sit-Out Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, I'd've though this would've been another foregone conclusion, but I suppose not!}

DID YOU KNOW. . . Superstars was, once again, WGN America's most watched telecast of the entire week! . . . ; betcha ECWWE's Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson knew that, as they accompany their Tormentor leader William Regal to ringside for the following ECWWE MATCH: Goldust beats Regal via Disqualification After Big Zeke Bashes Him From Ringside {PSYCHOLOGY: so. . .  if @ some point in the future, Goldust manages to win the newer ECWWE Heavyweight title, will they paint the leather strap gold again, so that it's a silver-&-gold belt?}; after the match, William puts Goldy into a 'Regal Stretch' Arm-Trapping Cross-Legged Stepover Toehold Facelock, until ECWWE Heavyweight champion Christian, Yoshi Tatsu & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer storm the ring to even the odds {well, as much as 4-on-3 can be considered "even", anyway}, sending the Tormentors scampering backstage

a video package plays, hyping the WWE return of Dave "The Animal" Batista, exclusive to Smackdown, which WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & Slammy-Award winner Todd Grisham can't stop talking about as we await the following SMACKDOWN DIVAS TAG TEAM MATCH: Cool~El (Women's champion Michelle McCool & Layla El) versus 2M Innovation (Maria Kanellis & Melina Perez); Layla defeats Maria with a Michelle-Applied Straight Kick to the Chops {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I was looking for another word for "dictionary". . . !}; a video package plays, showing this week's edition of Ask the Divas; "My Ex's on my mind ~ should I ask her out?" asks WWE Universe resident Larr Bear. . .  Smackdown's Layla El responds that it depends on why they broke up ~ bitter, leave it be, but if it was "taking a break" then go for it. . .  Smackdown's Natalya Neidhart wonders, if it didn't work out the 1st time, then why would it work the 2nd time. . .  ECWWE's Bella Twins agree with Layla, in that it depends on why they broke up, but it's possibly still worth another shot. . . Smackdown Women's champion Michelle McCool suggests that he has nothing to lose, so he should go for it; "What sort of tips do they have for somebody who's trying to lose weight?" queries WWE Universe resident StraightEdge_Hardy_Chick. . .  Smackdown's Maria Kanellis suggests small meals in moderation, but don't limit yourself. . .  RAW's Kelly Kelly claims a lot of cardio's what gets her in shape. . . RAW's Jillian Hall just says to be really active. . .  RAW's Gail Kim suggests eating healthy & stay creative with your workout. . .  RAW's Rosa Mendes puts in here 2¢' worth, telling the WWE Universer to get off her butt & hit the gym; anybody who needs advise, can log onto http://www.WWEUniverse.com

MAIN EVENT, SMACKDOWN MATCH: Matt Hardy beats Kane via Disqualification After the Bald Red Machine Refused to Stop Crotching the Former Mattitude Practitioner on the Top Rope {PSYCHOLOGY: hey, some part of the commentary gave me an idea as to what WWE can do to spice things up a little on Superstars ~ how about they have a certain stipulation covering all the matches ~ No Disqualifications, Submissions, Tag Team matches, Divas matches, whatever!}; after the match, apparently unsatisfied with the outcome, the BalderTaker drops Hardy with a 'Goozle' 1-Handed Chokeslam

10/08/09 originating on WGN America {in the United States}

RAW commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler & Michael Cole
ECWWE commentating by Josh Mathews & Slammy Award-winner Matt Striker
Smackdown commentating by WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross & the Slammy Award-winner Todd Grisham

before the following match, RAW's Ted DiBiase Junior dedicates the outcome to his friend, Cody Rhodes, who was brutally, savagely & illegally attacked by RAW's D-Generation X this past Sunday @ Hell in a Cell, so now he calls for a moment of silence, as the WWE Universe sends out positive thoughts for Cody; RAW MATCH: DiBiase defeats Evan Bourne with a 'Dream Street' Cobra Clutching Side Russian Legsweep {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, I certainly never expected that totally-surprising outcome©}

a video package plays, showing this week's edition of Ask the Divas; "What's your favourite guilty pleasure?" asks WWE Universe resident Teeny. . .  Smackdown Women's champion Michelle McCool gets a pepperoni pizza & a Butterfinger Frosty. . .  ECWWE's Bella Twins massages & desserts. . .  Smackdown's Layla El loves a chocolate souffle. . . Smackdown's Natalya Neidhart dies to go shopping, with lots of money; "1 of my co-workers keeps stealing my credit ~ how do I handle it?" queries WWE Universe resident Dav. . .  RAW's Kelly Kelly suggests that you let them know that you're on to them. . .  Smackdown's Maria Kanellis suggests that you put your stamp on everything, pretty soon everybody will know that it's your work. . . ECWWE's Katie Lea Burchill suggests to do something awful & let them steal that. . .  Smackdown's Eve Torres suggests that your hard work will pay off in the end. . .  RAW's Jillian Hall thinks they should sabotage their own work, then see what credit they get for that; anybody who needs advise, can log onto http://www.WWEUniverse.com

ECWWE MATCH: "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin beats Sheamus O'Shaughnessy via Disqualification After the Celt Refuses to Stop Kicking the Former World's Greatest Tag Team Member While He's Down {PSYCHOLOGY: augh, laddie!}; after the match, as the referee helps Benjamin to his feet, Sheamus drops Shelton with a 'Cabra Gaelscoil' Bicycle Kick

backstage, ECWWE's Josh Mathews bothers Smackdown's Natalya Neidhart & the Calgary Bulldogs of the Hart Dynasty, the former stating that the latter are nothing like Cryme Tyme, their bond's greater than that earned on the streets; most families are defined by their blood, but the Hart Dynasty's defined by their Hart; where they come from, fame's not determined by how many gold chains that you steal or how many people you dis ~ it's how great a wrestler you are & JTG & Shad Gaspard are about to find out why David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd are better than they are in the following MAIN EVENT, SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM MATCH: Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard) versus the Calgary Bulldogs (Smith & Kidd); Gaspard beats Smith with a 'Thugnificent' Pendulum Urinagi Slam {PSYCHOLOGY: daaaaaamn!}