08/18/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker

from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri; now in WWE~HD

Hurricane Helms beats "Ripper" Paul Burchill with an 'Eye of The Hurricane' Spinning Headlock Elbow Drop {PSYCHOLOGY: I loved the comic book references that Striker was dropping. . .  but is it really true that http://www.WWE.com has separate bios of Hurricane & Gregory Helms?!}

backstage, Courtney Taylor bothers "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer, who states that of course he & Heavyweight champion Christian are still friends, even after their bout @ Night of  Champions, but it just goes to prove how much the title means to both of them; tonight, Dreamer's gonna be happy to wrestle somebody he actually doesn't like, but right now, Courtney needs to go, as here comes William Regal now, who smarms about how beat up Tommy is from his most recent battles, but in reality it's a ruse to allow Vladimir Kozlov to assault the Innovator of Extreme, as both men beat down the ECW Original viciously, ending in a hellacious boot to the noggin from Regal & a hellacious brow-Ruskeying from Kozlov; DID YOU KNOW. . . http://www.WWEClassics.com has over 1,500 matches from World Wrestling Entertainment, Extreme Championship Wrestling, the National Wrestling Alliance, World Class Championship Wrestling, the American Wrestling Association & World Championship Wrestling! . . . ; betcha the WWE Trainers knew that, as they give Dreamer a hand back to his feet

Abraham Washington saunters out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, where he thanks the ECWWE Universe for their warm welcome that apparently only he hears, then welcomes everybody to his show; well, since he's getting mixed reactions to his APPLAUSE sign, so 1 of 2 things' happening ~ either they can't see or they can't read & since he don't see no seeing eye dogs in the audience, so maybe the Kansas City fans are ignorant, but they should all get Hooked on Phonics, because reading's fundamental; naw, he's just kiddin', but they're only 6 days away the biggest event of the season, Summerslam, in his 2nd home, Los Angeles, where Abraham gets to run shoulders with the biggest stars in his industry ~ Jay, Conan, Jimmy, y'know what he's sayin'; now, they might be miffed @ Washington, because his ratings might be higher than theirs, but it's all good, as long as their ratings are higher than Dave's; speaking of Hollywood, please welcome Abraham's guest tonight, the very bizarre Goldust, who totally-heterosexual-wink-winks onto the ring entrance ramp stage & confesses to being a little different, nothing wrong about that; now, over the past few weeks, Goldie's been involved in some thugtastic violence against Sheamus O'Shaunessy, but all the former WWF Intercontinental champion has to say about that's- that's- that's- erk! . . . ; now hold up a second, where's Ashton Kutcher, Washington's getting Punk'd for sure, with this behaviour; listen, he must know by now, about 6½ years ago, the former Dustin Rhodes got electrocu-CU-cu-electrocuted, but he's on medication every day to manage his new condition; naw, ain't no way Goldust's taking his medicine, he must be taking a placebo, it's like a gazebo; now, speaking of Sheamus, Abraham has another special guest tonight, namely the man who gets a sunburn walking past a sunflower, who'd rather stand for what he has to say to the former Black Reign, he got lucky last week, so it's time for Goldie to get ready to be taken down by O'Shaunessy, nobody beats the Celtic Warrior twice backstage, Courtney Taylor bothers General Manager Tiffany, who states that "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer has a concussion, so therefore he can't compete tonight; however, if Heavyweight champion Christian can find another partner, then she has no problem booking the match as-is with a new competitor in the corner of the Peeps' Champion

Zack Ryder defeats Yoshi Tatsu with a Roll-Up {PSYCHOLOGY: after the purofesshonaru resuringu misses a top-rope elbow}; after the mach, the former EdgeHead rubs it in, by uttering his craptastic catchphrase

a video package plays, hyping boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather as the Celebrity Guest Host of RAW next week, live from Las Vegas, Nevada

the SUMMERSLAM CARD SO FAR: RAW Heavyweight champion "Legend Killer" Randy Orton versus John Cena. . . Smackdown Heavyweight champion Jeff Hardy versus CM Punk in a Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match. . .  ECWWE Heavyweight champion Christian versus William Regal. . .  RAW Grudge Tag Team match, D-Generation X (2016 WWE Hall of Famer "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels & HHH) versus Rhode$ to Ri¢he$ (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Junior). . .  Smackdown Intercontinental champion Rey Mysterio Junior versus Dolph Ziggler. . . WWE Unified Tag Team champions Worst-Case Scenario (Chris Jericho & the Big Show) versus Smackdown's Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard); in the General Manager's office, Tiffany consoles the Peeps' Champion, who doesn't care if he has to take on Kozlov & Regal himself, but the former Playboy Bunny can't consent to his taking part in a Handicap match; in steps somebody who the Instant Classic can use as a partner in the following MAIN EVENT, TAG TEAM MATCH: Allies of Evil (William Regal & Vladimir Kozlov) versus Caged Rycklon (Heavyweight champion Christian & Ezekiel Jackson); the Final King of the Ring pins the Instant Classic with a Jackson-Applied 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: curse him, that nefarious turncoat!}; after the match, Regal, Kozlov & Jackson stand triumphant, before Ezekiel picks up the Peeps' Champion for another 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb for bad measure

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09/08/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker

from the Rockford MetroCentre in Rockford, Illinois ~ http://www.metrocentre.com ~ now in WWE~HD

Hurricane Helms pins "Ripper" Paul Burchill with an 'Eye of The Hurricane' Spinning Headlock Elbow Drop {PSYCHOLOGY: Hurricane-rana ~ HA, classic!}

backstage, Savannah Fong bothers Heavyweight champion Christian & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer, the latter stating that ECWWE's their home, here's been wrestling for the past 16 years & as a former champion, he can understand how being the champion means everything to the Instant Classic; i William Regal, Vladimir Koslov & Ezekiel Jackson think they can come in here & run roughshod over everybody, they're wrong; what they did last week, wasn't just about the Peeps' Champion & the Innovator of Extreme ~ it was about everybody in ECW Past & ECWWE Present; captain Charisma doesn't like the idea of Bill Regal & his 2 Life Partners coming in here to take over, so whether it's last week with some Kendo sticks, or this week in a Tag Team match, or this Sunday @ Breaking Point when he defends his Heavyweight title against Regal, Christian's joining Dreamer in taking a stand & making a point

DID YOU KNOW. . . last Tuesday, more male viewers watched ECWWE, than any program on FX, Spike TV or ESPN! . . . ; betcha these 4 guys knew that, as they head to the ring for the following TAG TEAM MATCH: Say, Say, Say ("Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin & Sheamus O'Shaunessy) versus the 24 Karat Stratocasters (Yoshi Tatsu & Goldust); Benjamin beats the Former Black Reign with a Pinfall {PSYCHOLOGY: after O'Shaunessy kicked Goldy right in the chops!}; after the match, Sheamus shows his extreme disdain against his partner, by dropping him like a obviously-dyed hunk of haggis, until WWE Officials manage to pry them apart

the official theme for Breaking Point's Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Still Unbroken", from their album God & Guns, available September 29th

Zack Ryder defeats Rory Fargo with a 'Zack Attack' Inverted Overdriver {PSYCHOLOGY: before the opening bell even sounded!}

in the General Manager's office, Tiffany tells Tyler Reks that he's proving himself here on ECWWE, with his success; too bad he gets dismisses by William Regal & his Rough Riders, who ask how she can let the likes of Heavyweight champion Christian & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer get away with attacking Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson last week on ECWWE; well, Tiffany might've reacted differently. . .  had she not seen those 2 men do exactly the same thing to the Peeps' Champion & the ECW Original the week before, so fair's fair; Regal thinks it wasn't fair, it was a desperate act from 2 desperate men, they sensed that their careers were coming to an end & in a few moments, the Moscow Mauler & Big Zeke will prove those fears justified. . .  then William will move onto Breaking Point this Sunday & take the Heavyweight title from the Instant Classic; MAIN EVENT, TAG TEAM MATCH: the Rough Riders (Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson) versus ECWWE Attitude (Heavyweight champion Christian & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer); Jackson pins Dreamer with a 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: good setup for the upcoming Heavyweight title match @ Breaking Point!}; after the match, Regal applies a 'Regal Stretch' Arm-Trapping Cross-Legged Stepover Toehold Facelock onto the ECW Original, while his fellow Tormentors keep Captain Charisma distracted with some shoe leather to the cranium

09/22/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winning Matt Striker

from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma ~ http://www.bokcenter.com ~ now in WWE~HD

Abraham Washington saunters out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, where he thanks WWE Hall of Famer "Mister USA" Tony Atlas for the wonderful & charismatic introduction. . .  & @ this time, he welcomes the ECWWE Universe to another critically-acclaimed edition of the Abraham Washington Show, hosted by the most entertaining man in sports entertainment; now, regardless of what the ECWWE Universe's heard, they're gonna have a great show this evening, because he has a very special guest, a man all the way from Ireland who's come to ECWWE to claim the Heavyweight title, here's Sheamus O'Shaunessy, who comes out onto the ring entrance ramp stage & prepares to get insulted, as Washington asks Atlas if it just got a whole lot whiter up in here. . .  Sheamus makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look like a brotha, ya know what he's sayin'. . .  naw, naw, brotha, Abraham's just playin'. . .  yeah, what an honour it is to be on the set of Sanford & son {oh no he ditn't!}. . .  now, now, there's no need for that, Washington speculates that the ECWWE Universe wants to know what's going on between O'Shaunessy & "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin, they just can't seem to get along ~ well, in a Tag Team match from a few weeks ago, Sheamus did all the hard work, then Benjamin came in & stole all his thunder; now hang on, what's Tony laughing @. . .  well, apparently Mister USA's decided that he's lived a full & productive life, stating that O'Shaunessy sounds just like that Lucky Charms guy, which Abraham agrees with, he's magically delicious; naw, naw, now, sit yourself on down, he can't be beating up no senior citizens, what's wrong with Sheamus O'Shaunessy? . . .  anywho, what was with his eliminating Shelton from the #1 Contendership Battle Royal last week, after Sheamus was already tossed himself. . .  well Abe, where O'Shaunessy comes from, it's an eye for an eye, the Gold Standard took something from him, so he took something from the former World's Great Tag Team member; well, that's fascinating, but let's all find out what Benjamin has to say about all of that, as Washington invites out his 2nd guest, where Shelton gets compared to Hootie, then states that his 1st reaction's that he's surprised that Washington hasn't been cancelled yet. . .  but as for Sheamus, the Gold Standard doesn't know how things work in Ireland, but over here in the WWE, there's this little concept known as a team ~ both men were on the team, so if Shelton Benjamin won, then Sheamus O'Shaunessy won; so. there seems to be some sorta culture clash going on here, since where the Gold Standard comes from, people believe in stealing & taking the easy way out. . .  O'Shaunessy comes from a long line of Celtic warriors, people who believe in respect, something that the Gold Standard doesn't know anything about; now, hang on a second there, Braveheart. . .  in order to better understand Sheamus, Shelton did some studying into his family history, because Benjamin hasn't met a whole lot of Celtic warriors, so imagine Shelton's surprise when he realized that he came from such a long line of legends, then calls for a picture of the O'Shaunessy Family Tree, which consists of such notables as the girl from the Wendy's sign, Carrot Top, Pippi Longstocking, Ronald McDonald & Bozo the Clown; well, there's no ruttin' way that Sheamus' gonna take that sitting down, so he gets up in Shelton's grill, which's apparently the wrong place for the Celt to get all up into, as Benjamin suggests that if he plans on fighting the Gold Standard, O'Shaunessy'd better pack a lunch. . .  he may walk to the ring, but he'll be limping back. . .  after both Atlas & Washington try to convince the 2 Superstars to do otherwise, Sheamus launches the 1st volley in their new war, bashing Benjamin from behind, as they then fall fighting

Yoshi Tatsu defeats "Ripper" Paul Burchill with a 'Mawashi Gen' Roundhouse Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: yeah, apparently, the entire WWE Universe's behind Tatsu, although the ECWWE Universe in the arena were apparently unaware of that}; DID YOU KNOW. . . more people watched ECWWE last Tuesday than any other program on History Channel, Discover Channel, TLC & ESPN! . . . ; betcha Katie Lea knew that, as she chases her brother Paul backstage after his match, until Gregory Helms steps in to ask her a few questions about the bout that just concluded, but she's more than convinced that he's to blame for the Ripper's run of bad luck, getting into his head; well, the Burchills aren't gonna stand for this nonsense, as Paul jumps Gregory from behind, pounding on the damned colonial until the hero's left lying, then dares to tell Katie to stay away from the former Cruiserweight champion, because he's not done with Helms by a long shot

backstage, Savannah Fong bothers Zack Ryder, who, unlike other people, doesn't squander opportunities & quite often makes his own, which he deserves more than anybody else in ECWWE & after tonight, he'll be the new Heavyweight champion; TAG TEAM MATCH: the Rough Riders (Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson) versus Pin Us, Pay Us (Dustin Brady & Brandon Young); Jackson pins Brady with a 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: I assume you weren't surprised either?}; after the match, the Moscow Mauler decides that he doesn't wanna be left out of the fun, so he drops Young with a 'Cold War' 1-Handed Chokebomb; backstage, William Regal leads his troops over to talk with Goldust, who William has a match against Thursday on Superstars, which he isn't looking forward to @ all ~ Goldust's a joke & any claims he might have on success here in ECWWE are equally laughable, as Regal's the only person with the prestige & honour to hold the Heavyweight title & he's gonna show Goldy that this Thursday. . .  but 1st, onto the piddling tripe that's the following MAIN EVENT, ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion Christian beats Zack Ryder with a 'Kill Switch' Crucifix Faceplant {PSYCHOLOGY: had it all typed up, while the Peeps' Champion was walking to the ring!}; after the match, the Tormentors head to the ring, where William Regal states that, as far as he's concerned, now that this farce of a championship match's over, the slate's wiped clean, paving the way for him to come claim his gold ~ it's only a matter of time until he gets his title shot & becomes the new Heavyweight POW! right in the kisser, proclaims the fist of the Instant Classic, sending Regal sprawling out of the ring, leading Vladimir Koslov & Ezekiel Jackson backstage

10/06/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winner Matt Striker

from the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, New Jersey; now in WWE~HD

Interim General Manager William Regal swaggers to the ring, flanked by Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson, where he welcomes the ECWWE Universe to tonight's show & wishes GM Tiffany well, as she recovers from her injuries; Regal knows that the role of General Manager's not a popular 1, but he knows that they understand it's the right thing to do ~ he has the experience & resolve to make the tough decisions, to do the proper thing for the ECWWE Universe. . .  which brings him to the Heavyweight title. . .  the WWE Board of Directors have prohibited William to have a direct hand in the Heavyweight title matches, but sometimes, in times of dire consequences, a man has to do the right thing, which's to make himself the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight title. . .  he's never had a fair shot @ the title anyway & who cares about Zack Ryder sauntering out onto the ring entrance ramp stage, proclaiming that they're not going through this again ~ last week, Regal took away the former EdgeHead's own shot @ the title 2 weeks ago & then his "expert leadership" cost them their 8-Man Tag Team match last week; don't call him "Bro", it's Mister Regal to Ryder, Sunshine & he'll show the Interim General Manager some respect, Regal doesn't need to do the right thing by Zack, he's in charge of what goes on inside this ring; enter Heavyweight champion Christian, who Peeps out onto the ring entrance ramp stage himself, where he calls the tool from Long Island & the creepy British guy an interesting exercise in futility, as they both try to argue who's the #1 Contender. . .  well, the Instant Classic has news for both of them, neither man deserves it & if they need some proof, Captain Charisma has it right here, in the form of a janitor with a bucket of water & a mop, WWE Hall of Famer "Mister USA" Tony Atlas & Yoshi Tatsu; the 1st's Angelo, the janitor of the arena & in fact, he just replaced all the urinal cakes in the bathrooms of Section 105 earlier today. . .  you know what that means, he actually accomplished something, as opposed to either William Regal or Zack Ryder, making the janitor a more fitting #1 Contender to the belt. . .  2ndly, even though he hangs out with Abraham Washington, Atlas' still a WWE Hall of Famer, nice ring, plus he has an incredible laugh, so again, he's accomplished something more than the Interim General Manager & the former La Familia members. . .  then, there's our 3rd guest, who's actually won some matches for himself, having personally pinned both men over the span of the past few weeks; well, if Regal'd had a Tag Team partner who'd been worth a damn, last week's victory wouldn't've happened, as there no ruttin' way that this rookie can hold a candle to the Interim GM; now hang on there, Bill. . .  don't. . .  call. . .  William. . .  Bill! . . .  well, let Christian check with the Peeps on that 1. . .  naw, sounds like the ECWWE Universe's happy with the Heavyweight champion calling the temporary boss Bill. . .  so anywho, as the Instant Classic sees it, Tatsu's the most deserving to be the #1 Contender for the Heavyweight championship, but as it turns out, it's not up to Regal or the Peeps' Champion, as General Manager Tiffany saunters out onto the now-somewhat-crowded ring entrance ramp stage, where she thanks Regal for taking over for her last week, he did an admirable job, but now it's time to determine the new #1 Contender for the Heavyweight title. . .  all men contending for the coveted spot, will get a chance to plead their cases, physically, as they'll all be in action tonight ~ Zack gets his rematch, that was supposed to take place last week, tonight, when he takes on Captain Charisma. . .  William will get to see 1st-hand if the win scored by Yoshi last week was a fluke, when both men square off. . .  & as for the Moscow Mauler & Big Zeke, she hasn't forgotten about them, they're gonna be in Tag Team action, next. . .  now, good luck to all of them, she looks forward to having a great show; TAG TEAM MATCH: the Rough Riders (Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson) versus the American Nightmares (Goldust & "Innovator of Extreme" Tommy Dreamer); Big Zeke defeats the ECW Original with a 'Big & Bad' Urinagi Bomb {PSYCHOLOGY: well, I can't say I'm exactly surprised there! . . .}; after the match, in the General Manager's office, Tiffany looks on, as William Regal basks in the glory of his fellow Tormentors, as prime specimens. . .  not to mention how amazingly quickly that she came back from her. . .  car accident. . .  nobody understands like Regal does, how much effort goes into running this show; not only is she excited about being back tonight, she's stoked about the Heavyweight title match tonight. . .  plus, for some reason, she's jazzed about RAW's John Cena taking on "Legend Killer" Randy Orton in a 60-minute Iron Man match for their Heavyweight championship @ Bragging Rights, which has the unusual stipulation of, if the Doctor of Thuganomics loses the match, he's off RAW forever, so she just might be able to snag the Chain Gang Commander onto Tuesday ni- naw, I couldn't even finish typing that! . . .  anywho, that's all well & good, but William's concerned that she might've come back too soon; well, as much as she appreciates his concern, Tiffany suggests that Regal concentrate on his upcoming match, which's next; Yoshi Tatsu pins the 2008 King of the Ring with a 'Mawashi Gen' Roundhouse Kick {PSYCHOLOGY: that conclusion seemed pretty foregone, in my opinion!}; after the match, Kozlov & Jackson angry to the ring, where all 3 members of the Tormentors point out that Regal's foot was under the bottom rope before the 3-count, but apparently this has no bearing on the final decision of the referee; DID YOU KNOW. . . last Tuesday, ECWWE was once again the #1 show on SyFy! . . . ; betcha the Peeps' Champion knew that, as he Captain Charismas to the ring for the following MAIN EVENT, ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: champion Christian beats Zack Ryder via Disqualification After the Tormentors Interfere {PSYCHOLOGY: interesting, how every match was connected, therefore I left it all in 1 block like this!}; after the match, when Zack gets all woo-WOO-woo in the faces of his fellow tarheelians, Regal calls for Kozlov & Jackson to beat down the former EdgeHead

10/20/09 originating on SyFy {in the United States} & rebroadcast on Global {in Canada} the following Friday, late-night

commentating by Josh Mathews & the Slammy Award-winner Matt Striker

from the Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina ~ http://www.coloniallifearena.com ~ now in WWE~HD

backstage, Abraham Washington, naturally flanked by WWE Hall of Famer "Mister USA" Tony Atlas, welcomes the ECWWE Universe to the show, then proclaims that RAW's not the only show that can be hosted by a talented black man, he's a handsome man, so let's get this show on the road & somebody get WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho out of the shot! . . . well, as it just so happens, Y2J doesn't care what Washington's trying to do, he wants to find the General Manager's office. . .  well, as Abraham recalls, it's just down that way a bit, but 1st, before the Ayatollah of Rock & Rollah leaves, he'd be glad to have the WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion as a guest on his aptly-named Abraham Washington Show sometime. . .  well, yeah, the ÜberStar of Jerichlean Proportion imagines that he would

we finally get a chance to lay eyes on Lauren Mayhew on ECWWE TV, announcing the following #1 CONTENDERSHIP, ECWWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Yoshi Tatsu defeats Zack Ryder with a Springboard Splash {PSYCHOLOGY: watch, now, as WWE pushes hardcore & none-too-subtly for Yoshi to be the "Next Big Thing" ~ @ least on ECWWE, anyway!}

in the General Manager's office, Tiffany shares in Rosa Mendes' elation @ her being traded to ECWWE, she's ready to make a difference & prove herself in so many ways, but the GM has to go & talk to WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho for a minute. . .  well, the King of My World's doing what any good general would do, improve his army, it's his responsibility to put together the best Team Smackdown to take on Team RAW & Bragging Rights Sunday, so he's here to scout the talent here on ECWWE to pad his flanks. . .  well, as much as Tiffany appreciates the professional courtesy or Y2J telling her that, she'd really rather flat-out deny Jericho access to her wrestlers, if it's all the same to the WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion, she's not gonna have him cherry pick talent from under her nose, so he's more than welcome to stay & watch the show {& watch the show only!} or he can leave, it's his choice; well, that's just prime, Chris' outta here! . . .  ya floozy! . . . ; DID YOU KNOW. . . WWE has produced 20 books that made the New York Times Best-Sellers list! . . . ; betcha William Regal knew that, as he balks @ the very idea of that waste of oxygen Yoshi Tatsu getting a Heavyweight title shot before him, it's enough to make him cut off his thought in mid-senten- oh, hi, WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho, who engages in a discussion about whose suit's better, but he can't really stand here & discuss custom tailoring all night, now, can he? . . . he's here to scout for his Team Smackdown team & that pious & biased General Manager won't allow him to plumb the depths of ECWWE's talent roster, for some unfathomable reason. . .  well, don't fret too much about that, Regal tells Jericho that Tiffany only thinks that she runs the show, as evidenced by these 2 fine physical specimens @ either side of the 2008 King of the Ring, Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson certainly would make fine additions to Team Smackdown; what's going on, guys, inquires Tiffany as she saunters on by, eying the berStar of Jerichlean Proportions like a guy who totally disregarded what she told him in her office, because as it just so happens, that's what he is; so when Mister Regal refers to her as a blonde GM who doesn't know what she's doing & only thinks that she's running ECWWE, she has no choice but to "reward" him by putting him on the outside looking in onto the Heavyweight title picture. . .  as for Jericho, his presence's no longer welcome here in this arena; who the hell does Tiffany think she is, he's ½ of the WWE Unified Tag Team champions, he can go wherever he wants, go onto any show & do whatever he wants, does she understand that? . . . ; well, since Y2J's so dead-set on being here, he might as well get in on the action, so the GM declares that he's going to face the Heavyweight champion, Christian

Sheamus O'Shaughnessy pins J.T. Quinn via Disqualification After "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin Interferes {PSYCHOLOGY: wow, a jobber match on ECWWE?!}

"Ripper" Paul Burchill saunters down to the ring, where he states that, for years now, Gregory Helms' been perpetrating a fraud on the WWE Universe, pretending to be something that he's not & adulated for it, but now finally here's Burchill, a superb wrestler with impeccable family values; maybe it's an American thing, because in England, their heroes are men & women who have thrives in the arts, science & politics. . .  yet the ECWWE Universe's so bereft of anybody to look up to, that they'll go follow some bloke in his Underoos who rescues a kitten from a tree; well, with that being said, Paul's victory last week wasn't just for him, but for sanity & honesty as well, now that the fraud known as Hurricane Helms has been revealed & eliminated, which's why he's standing here right now, where he's demanding that Gregory Helms come down to this ring right now to unmask, so that he can prove the Ripper to be the better man; the Emerald Knight comes down to the ring, looking a little despondent for his loss, where he gets a maskful from Burchill, who proclaims that Helms should be hanging his head, as the better man defeated him last week quite soundly, now give him the mask & let the truth set Gregory free; so the Hurricane hands over the mask, but reveals {GASP!} that it's not really the Hurricane after all, as the Ripper tears this long-haired jabroni a new orifice, allowing the real Emerald Knight to sneak in the back door with a green Kendo stick to chase the Brit & his limey sister Katie Lea backstage

a video package plays, hyping WrestleMania 26 tickets being on sale in 18 days

MAIN EVENT, ECWWE VERSUS SMACKDOWN INTER-PROMOTIONAL MATCH: ECWWE Heavyweight champion Christian beats WWE Unified Tag Team co-champion Chris Jericho with a 'Kill Switch' Crucifix Faceplant in This Non-Title Match {PSYCHOLOGY: awww, no more Vitamin C?}