IM HOME ALONE MUMS GONE TO SOME DINNER FINGY COZ SHE FINKS SHE POSH...LOL...WOT SHOULD I DO TO ANNOY MY NEUIGHBOURS IM IN THAT KIND OF MOOD LOL...COMMENT PLA PEOPLE I NEED YOUR COMMENTS

 

XXRACHAELXX

FINALLY AFTER LYK 6 HOURS OR NUFFIN

2 HOURS STUCK ON A STINKIN TRAIN FOR ABSOLUTLY JACK POOP

WELL ACTUALLY IT WAS FOR SOMETHING..

WE GOT DWN THRE AT LYK 12 GEMMA WAS STOOD THERE WITH A BIG GRIN OR HER FACE AND HER STUPID LAP DOG BROWN NOSING AROUND HER BUTT

GOT TO THE MAIN SITE FIRSTLY HAD TO SIGN A STUPID FORM TO MAKE SURE WE WASNT TERRORISTS OR SOMETHING...MY BAG WAS EMPTIED EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE AND THAT DAMN GUY DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BK (HIS A NOBEND)

THEN WAS LED OFF LYK SOME KIND OF CRIMINAL TO SOME ROM WHERE WE HAD TO SIT WITH SOME REALLY WEIRD PEOPLE BUT ME AND HARLEY MADE IT JOKES...

THEN GEMMA AND BROWN NOSER CAME OUT ND WE HAD TO GO ITTO SOME ROOM WIV "THE HEAD" HE WAS SITTING THERE IS HIS MR "IM SO KWL" SUIT, SMUGLY LOOKIN DOWN AT US ASIF HE WAS GOD O SOMETHING..

BROWN NOSER GOT OUT SOME KIND OF LIST THING AND GAVE IT TO HIM

THE LIST WAS A WHOLE LISTOF THE STUFF WE HAD DONE TO DISRESPECT GEMMA AND DISRESPECT THE COLLEGE

NUMBER ONE WAS MAKIN FUN OF GEMMA EACH AND EVERYDAY THAT WE ENTERD THE COLLEGE

WTF WHO REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT STUFF

THE LIST WENT ON ND THERE WERE LYK 30 THINGS ANDI WASLYK WOO I DIDNT FINK IT WAS THAT BAD (FINK BROWN NOSER ADDED A FEW)

SO "THE HEAD" STARTED HIS BIG LECTUR TALK ON THE RULES OF THE COLLEGE AND WOT WE HAD DONE WAS WRONG AND HOW WE SHOULD APPOLIGISE TO GEMMA AND THE REST OF COLLEGE BLAH BLAH BLAH

THEN HE SED IM GUNNA HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING I MITE REGRET AND GEMMA GRINED HER NASTY GRIN OZ SHE FAULT IT WAS GUNNA BE SOMETHING BAD BUT HE SED

"IM NOT GUNNA KICK U FROM THE COLLEGE COZ U GIRLS WORK REALLY HARD..BUT I WNT TO SEE A BIG CHANGE WITH U TO COZ U HAVE GOT POTENTIAL AND YOU ARE FUNNY GIRLS"

THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT BUT IT SHUT GEMMA RIGHT UP LOL

JST W8 TILL MONDAY :):):):):):)

IN THE CAR 2DAY WIV MY MUM GOIN INTO THE B&Q CAR PARK

MUM:YOUR SO EASILY DISTRACTED

ME: IM SO NOT EAILY DISTRACT...OH WOW A PINK RECYCLING BIN (THERE WAS ACTUALLY A BRIGHT PINK BIN I WASNT MAKIN IT UP)

 

AT LAURENS NANS HOUSE

LAUREN: YOU CAN GO TO THE MOON, BUT NOT THE SUN

EMMA: YOU CAN GO TO THE SUN

ME:NO YOU CANT U WOULD BURN

EMMA:U CAN GO TO THE SUN IN A FIRE BLANKET (AND AT THIS POINT ME AND LAUREN WERE IN TEARS LAUGHIN)

IN THE CAR WIV MY MUM

MUM: U NEED INTELLIGENCE TO DO THAT KIND OF JOB

ME: I HAVE INTELLIGENCE

MUM:DO YOU?

ME: YH I NO THAT TADPOLE GROW INTO FROGS

MUM:OH WOW THATS INTELLIGENT

WITH THE PIGS AT COLLEGE:

ME: HEY OMG GUESS WOT IV JST THOUGHT OF

HARLEY:WHAT? IS IT REALLY DUMB?

ME: I DUNNO LET ME TELL U

HARLEY:GO ON THEN

ME: WHAT IF...WE GAVE THE PIGS HAM

HARLEY:OMG YH WOT DO U FINK WILL HAPPEN

(GEMMA THE ANIMAL CARE TEACHER HEARS US)

GEMMA: YOU CANT GIVE THE PIGS HAM THATS CANNABALISM, IT WOULD BE LYK ME EATTIN YOU

ME:ID RATHER U DIDNT EAT ME, U CAN EAT HARLEY SHES MORE MEATY

HARLEY: YEAH AND IV BEEN TOLD I TASTE OF CHICKEN

ME:MMM CHICKENY

(GEMMA WASNT HAPPY AND WE GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)

AT COLLEGE WIV THE CHICKENS AND THE ****REL:

ME:(I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS FEEDING THE HEN THEN SUDDENLY THE COCREL CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND CHASED ME) OMG HARLEY HELP IM BEIN CHASED BY  A MSSIVE ****

IN THE COMPUTER ROOM WIV SOME REALLY GEEKY GIRL WHO HAD HER NASTY ARSE STICKIN OUT:

ME:OMG THATS ENOUGH TO PUT ANYONE OFF THERE DINNER

HARLEY: SHE'S NOW THE BUTT OF OUR JOKES

ME:SHE BEST NOT TRY AND BUTT INTO OUR CONVOSATION

HARLEY:BUTT SHE CANT BUTT

ME:HER BUTTS A BUTT

HARLEY:BUTT RACHAEL WE CANT BE HORRIBLE BUTTS R GOOD

ME:BUTT ONLY IF THEY R NICE BUTTS

ON THE PHONE TO HARLEY ASKIN HER A DUMB QUESTION

ME:WHY DO BOYS HAVE BELLYBUTTONS

HARLEY: BECAUSE THATS WHERE THERE UMBILICAL CORD WAS

ME:OHHHH SO THERE UMBILICAL CORDS R ON THE BELLY BUTTONS

HARLEY:WEL YEH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT..WHERE DID U FINK THEY WHERE

ME:ON THE PENIS'S

(HARLEY WAS LAUGHIN SO MUCH AT THIS POINT SHE MADE ME FEEL WELL DUMB)

IN THE CLASS MY PHONE STARTED BLLEPIN

ME:WOO IV GOT A TXT IV GOT A TXT SOME BODY LOVES M HA H HA HA HA HARLEY U SUCK NER NER IV GOT A TXT (OPEN MY PHONE) OH SORRY IT FROM O2, U CAN CARRY ON WITH YOUR LESSON NOW GEMMA (I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR THAT TO)

THESE R JST A FEW FINGS ME AND MY MATES HAVE DONE:

!. GOT BAND FOR LIFE FROM THE GARDEN CENTRE NEXT DOOR FOR TELLING THEM THAT THERE RABBITS HAD DIED AND WE WERE GUNNA CALL THE RSPCA

!.TELLING THE BUS DRIVER TO SUCK IT COZ COZ HE WAS SHOUTIN AT ME COZ MY OYSTER CARD WASNT WORKIN

!.ANNOYING THE CHICKENS BY MAKIN CHICKEN NOISES

!. FEEDING THE PIGS HAM (YES WE DID JST TO SEE WOT HAPPEND)

!. DRINKIN A BOTTLE OF COKE WITHOUT STOPPIN (I INSIT U DO NOT TRY THAT IT HURTS AND MADE ME SICK)

!. TALKIN TO HOMELESS PEOPLE ABOUT WINNING THE LOTERY

!. SENDING A PICTURE OF SOMETHING RUDE TO EVERYONE ON OUR COLLEGE EMAIL THING, THEN HAVIN TO GO DWN TO THE MAIN SITE AND APPOLOGISE TO THE HEAD FOR SENDING IT TO HIM.

!.GETTIN HAPPY ABOUT THE NEW BABY TURTLES ( WE WERE HAPPY FOR WEEKS IT WAS WEIRD)

!.SPONSERD SILENCE (FOR NO REASON AT ALL, GEMMA GOT REALLY ANNOYED)

!.ANNOYING GEMMA ALOT OF THE TIME

!.FALLING FOR GEMMAS STUPID THING THAT THERE WAS A SHARK IN THE DUCK POND (DNT NO Y WE FELL FOR IT)

!.DANCING ON THE TABLE EVERYTIME GEMMA SED  SILENCE (SHE SEDTHAT ALOT)

!. GICIN GEMMA A LOVELY S**** BOOK FILLED WIV FUN PHOTO'S E.G OF HER COVERED IN MUD, HER COVERED IN STUFF, THE LIST GOES ON LOL

!SAYIN WOW TO EVEYTHING GEMMA SED

!CRYIN WEN EVER GEMMA SPOKE TO US WEN SHE HAD THE INSPECTORS IN THAT WAS JOKES.

 

 

 

 

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