It's been a while since my last post and a lot has happened.

A week before my birthday I got pulled over by law enforcement for turning left at a right only sign.

No big deal you say? Well I'd been driving since late October with a suspended drivers license and a non-valid tag.  Since the stop occured across the State Road from the site of my employer at the time(more on that later) the Trooper was kind enough to let me park my car there in lieu of impounding it.  I wasn't driving alone, I was with a certain platinum haired female associate of mine and we decided to sit in that parking lot for exactly three minutes before she got behind the wheel and pulled back onto the US Hwy.  You guessed it..the Trooper was pulling onto the same(but a different one from the inital stop) highway! We made some evasive maneuvers and we eluded him.  While we were in an undisclosed location, my cell phone rings and it's a call form my employer...or so I thought until I answered it and it was a very angry Trooper asking me my whereabouts.  Since I'm a firm believer in the right to not incriminate ones self I didn't divulge my location.  He then told me he'd see me the next time I had to report to work..gulp! he was on my trail.  Well to make a long story short I drove to Tampa the next day in someone elses car and got sick from some bad Mickey D's and was unable to even call into my job and tell them how bad off I was until 5:45pm(I get off at 6pm)...needless to say after five years I was no longer a member of tone of the coolest places around.

And that's in my next post..along with details on my trip thru the old Georgia & Mid-Atlantic territories in the coming weeks...maybe I could sleep on your couch and you could offer me percocet?